BASH your life!

07/15/2010 12:41 AM (#1446) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, ##C++, irc.freenode.net

<curtana> nngh
<Krylar> define nngh?
<curtana> groan issued with teeth clenched together in distaste
<curtana> see also: PHP, politicians and manual memory management

05/28/2010 1:22 PM by Ozzapoo (#1445) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(9:23:32 PM) dekar@jabber.ccc.de: victor likes gay colors

04/20/2010 2:58 AM by Dekar (#1444) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

FatherSpace: hay guis
FatherSpace: e
FatherSpace: Except nobody's here, and I'm gonna look dumb now because I can't delete messages.
ChatBot: (206249) logs into the Chat.
(206249): hey dumby :D
FatherSpace: /whois (206249)
ChatBot: User (206249) - IP address: x.x.x.x
FatherSpace: Go register/log in.
(206249): you wish!
FatherSpace: k, then I'll kick you or something.
(206249): what's the something?
FatherSpace: Kicking you.
(206249): so you kick me or you kick me?
FatherSpace: Log in, or I ban you from chat for 10 minutes.
(206249): if you do I'll kick you!
FatherSpace: See you in 10.
ChatBot: (206249) has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
Dekar: re
ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Ban of user FatherSpace revoked.
ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
FatherSpace: I'm so sad now...
Dekar: XD

03/14/2010 0:20 AM (#1442) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, W3EDIT chat

AJAX Chat

Kanava: Tyyli: Kieli:
(00:34:21) 2Pac: Is that allowed? lul.
(00:34:25) Bartimaeus: My name is clearly Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:34:38) FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(00:34:50) FatherSpace: Oh yeah, I'm probably wrong.
(00:34:50) Bartimaeus: Says the guy who posted it in chat.
(00:35:01) FatherSpace: I must have just been confused by him having the same avatar as you.
(00:35:20) FatherSpace: I'm a mod posting it in chat to a small group of people, most of whom know exactly what it is.
(00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(00:35:23) ChatBot: Kryptonyte kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:30) ChatBot: Hillo kirjautui sisään.
(00:35:35) ChatBot: haxorico kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:39) Hillo: it's a party in here!
(00:35:41) Hillo: drinks all around
(00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(00:35:47) Hillo: I mean
(00:35:48) Hillo: bans*
(00:35:51) Hillo: I meant to say bans
(00:35:53) Bartimaeus: +9000
(00:35:56) Hillo: I'm too tired for this
(00:36:01) 2Pac: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
(00:36:07) FatherSpace: Bart's good at drinking.
(00:36:15) 2Pac: so is pyro
(00:36:16) Bartimaeus: Only when I have a banana.
(00:36:23) Hillo: pyro is quite good at it
(00:36:41) Hillo: wake up at 6.30 and start drinking
(00:36:47) Hillo: then don't sleep in 2 days
(00:36:49) Hillo: go to work
(00:36:50) Hillo: gg
(00:37:04) ChatBot: Ozzapoo kirjautui sisään.
(00:37:10) Ozzapoo: OMG
(00:37:10) 2Pac: Welcome ozzapoo.
(00:37:14) Ozzapoo: BARTY IS HERE!!!
(00:37:21) Bartimaeus: Hi.
(00:37:26) 2Pac: Oh, let me guess, W3E helpdesk?
(00:37:27) Bartimaeus: Your hated tyrant is indeed, here.
(00:37:29) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:30) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:34) Ozzapoo: BARTO!
(00:37:37) Hillo: ozzy
(00:37:39) FatherSpace: Aw, we don't hate you...
(00:37:41) Ozzapoo: Hm. Barto.
(00:37:46) FatherSpace: In fact, some of us even love you. <3
(00:37:49) Hillo: we just don't like you that's all
(00:37:50) Hillo: ^^
(00:37:54) Bartimaeus: Well, I hate all of you.
(00:37:55) Bartimaeus:
(00:38:01) 2Pac: .
(00:38:06) 2Pac: I did nothing.
(00:38:07) FatherSpace: Even me?
(00:38:19) Hillo: especially you
(00:38:26) FatherSpace: But I was like, 99% certain you were my BFF.
(00:38:35) Bartimaeus: Nope. That's me and Dekar.
(00:38:38) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:38:43) Bartimaeus: ...At least, that's what he says.
(00:38:45) FatherSpace: No, you're brothers.
(00:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(00:39:14) FatherSpace: And why would he post porn in chat and lie?
(00:39:15) 2Pac: And I say that you're married.
(00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:39:22) 2Pac: with Dekar.
(00:39:43) Bartimaeus: Now I have to ban Bushido.
(00:39:45) Bartimaeus: Sigh.
(00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(00:39:51) Ozzapoo: Sigh indeed.
(00:39:52) 2Pac: Damnit.
(00:39:54) Ozzapoo:
(00:39:58) FatherSpace: Book it, Pacman!
(00:40:05) 2Pac: I'm going to spread it now.
(00:40:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:40:21) Bartimaeus: Dekar knows where you live.
(00:40:28) 2Pac: OHST.
(00:40:29) FatherSpace: I know what your name is.
(00:40:31) Bartimaeus: He'll send me after you, and I'll kill you.
(00:40:32) FatherSpace: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(00:40:44) 2Pac: Ok, Fine.
(00:40:47) Bartimaeus: ...Yeah...but you can't exactly track me with a first name,
(00:40:47) 2Pac: I'll keep the secret.
(00:40:49) 2Pac: for me.
(00:40:50) FatherSpace: But only your first name, 'cause my memory's not good enough to waste on a last name.
(00:40:56) Bartimaeus: All you can do is blackmail me.
(00:40:59) Ozzapoo: Bartimaeus, someone dedicated enough can
(00:41:10) Bartimaeus: Probably.
(00:41:33) Bartimaeus: Gotta' get a legal name change.
(00:41:34) Bartimaeus: >.>
(00:41:57) 2Pac: Maybe I have to pay Dekar some Money to tell me your name? haha.
(00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:16) Bartimaeus: He'd probably take your money and than give it to me,
(00:42:22) 2Pac: ._.
(00:42:24) FatherSpace: Doubtful.
(00:42:31) FatherSpace: He'd probably take the money, and that'd be it.
(00:42:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:56) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui sisään.
(00:42:58) owner123: Guys
(00:43:01) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:02) 2Pac: Girls.
(00:43:08) owner123: ...
(00:43:10) owner123: People
(00:43:12) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:15) FatherSpace: Only Jen's a girl in here, now that Lanny's banned.
(00:43:28) Ozzapoo: Labanned.
(00:43:30) 2Pac: Oh, right.
(00:43:36) owner123: Why is 2Pac's profile screwed up? like nothing shows up for me
(00:43:41) owner123: http://forum.wc3edit.net/bitch-b​itch-bitch-f35/d-i-hate-the-idiot​s-t6131.html
(00:43:43) owner123: On that
(00:43:45) owner123: No picture
(00:43:48) owner123: On PM button
(00:43:50) owner123: No info
(00:43:54) owner123: Just the thing he said
(00:43:55) FatherSpace: 'Cause his avatar 404'd?
(00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(00:44:00) 2Pac:
(00:44:06) 2Pac: That was from my old Account.
(00:44:07) owner123: No info either.
(00:44:10) owner123: Oh
(00:44:12) owner123: Ic
(00:44:18) 2Pac: It was deleted when I joined back.
(00:44:20) owner123: and why was lanaya demoted?
(00:44:31) FatherSpace: Why does it concern you?
(00:44:32) 2Pac: That's none of your business.
(00:44:37) owner123: =\ k
(00:44:41) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui ulos.
(00:44:42) Ozzapoo: Oh
(00:44:46) Bartimaeus: I already told him anyways - he has poor memory, :/
(00:44:48) Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(00:45:03) 2Pac: HE KNOWS TO MUCH.
(00:45:06) Bartimaeus: He forgot I already told him that the warning didn't count, too.
(00:45:06) Ozzapoo: I am soo tempted to warn him for posting rickroll shit
(00:45:18) Bartimaeus: Than you may want to warn FatherSpace.
(00:45:23) Bartimaeus: As he's the one who posted it in chat.
(00:45:29) FatherSpace:
(00:45:34) Ozzapoo: Chat is fine
(00:45:35) Bartimaeus:
(00:45:38) Ozzapoo: Forums is a no no
(00:45:46) Bartimaeus: Owner got it from FatherSpace.
(00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(00:45:56) Bartimaeus: The problem, thus, originates from FatherSpace.
(00:46:07) 2Pac: Bart, fix those Rules for the chat -> http://forum.wc3edit.net/announc​es/general-forum-rules-t890.html
(00:46:10) Bartimaeus: Without FatherSpace, he would've never gotten it, and I don't see any rule saying you can't post rickrolls.
(00:46:11) FatherSpace: I got it from Lanaya the other day, so it actually originates from her.
(00:46:31) Ozzapoo: Then I propose we introduce a new rule
(00:46:34) Bartimaeus: What's the problem, Bushido?
(00:46:41) Ozzapoo: "Don't post random shit nobody wants"
(00:46:48) 2Pac: ^+1 ozz
(00:46:51) Bartimaeus: That's vague.
(00:47:00) Ozzapoo: Of course
(00:47:03) Ozzapoo: It needs to be refined
(00:47:04) Bartimaeus: Who's to decide what nobody wants?
(00:47:17) FatherSpace: Don't link people to sites that are no-nos?
(00:47:29) Bartimaeus: Who is to say that a rickroll is a no-no?
(00:47:44) Ozzapoo: ehhhh
(00:47:48) Ozzapoo: "NO RICKROLLING. EVAR"
(00:47:48) Bartimaeus: Without saying that right out, it's vague to new people, and thus they can't be accountable.
(00:47:50) FatherSpace: A Rickroll site that won't let you close the window without Ctrl-Alt-Deleting?
(00:47:52) Ozzapoo: how's that?
(00:48:32) FatherSpace: How about only YouTube rickrolls?
(00:48:34) Bartimaeus: I'll think up of one fitting, soon.
(00:48:55) Ozzapoo: Make sure you pass it by me
(00:51:29) Bartimaeus: - No links to malicious sites, (including unclosable sites), or things that nobody wants to see, (scare sites, rickrolls, or otherwise stupid sites, etc).
(00:51:34) Bartimaeus: Hmm.
(00:51:40) Bartimaeus: I don't like repeating 'sites'.
(00:51:52) Bartimaeus: (including unclosable pages)*
(00:52:15) Ozzapoo: Perfectionist...
(00:52:21) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(00:52:23) FatherSpace: No he's not.
(00:52:36) Bartimaeus: My name is Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:52:38) Bartimaeus: \
(00:52:45) FatherSpace: You're Lypoximaeus on AIM.
(00:52:55) Bartimaeus: Proof?
(00:53:03) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(00:53:05) Bartimaeus: Darnit.
(00:53:21) Bartimaeus: I have the same avatar.
(00:53:24) Bartimaeus: >.<
(00:53:26) FatherSpace: Yeah.
(00:53:28) Ozzapoo: lmao
(00:53:35) FatherSpace: And you can ask Jen when she stops being a nubby AFKer.
(00:53:48) Bartimaeus: Well, she's currently mad at me, so no can do.
(00:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(00:54:50) Ozzapoo: ...Wth?
(00:55:03) Ozzapoo: Why is she mad?
(00:55:26) Hillo: (including unclosable sites)
(00:55:33) Hillo: chrome can close it
(00:55:34) Hillo: lol
(00:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care, O.o
(00:55:42) Ozzapoo: ....
(00:55:46) Ozzapoo: So can opera
(00:55:51) Bartimaeus: If it can't be closed in every single browser, than it's unclosable.
(00:55:56) Ozzapoo: But normal people understand the meaning
(01:00:34) Hillo: http://zyncmmm.ace.st/profile.f​orum?mode=viewprofile&u=15
(01:00:35) Hillo: wutt
(01:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:01:03) Bartimaeus: Yeah, been a moderator for there for a while.
(01:01:10) Hillo: Nordom.W@gmail.com for email.
AIM: Lypoximaeus
MSN: BartimaeusWhynn@gmail.com
Yahoo: Ptolemaeus@rocketmail.com
XMPP: Bartimaeus@jabster.pl/
(01:01:20) FatherSpace: AHAHAHA
(01:01:22) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:01:27) Bartimaeus: XD
(01:01:28) FatherSpace: LYPOXIMAEUS!!
(01:01:30) Hillo: stalking is fun
(01:01:34) Hillo: Ptolemaeus
(01:01:35) Hillo: ...
(01:01:37) Hillo: ptolemaios
(01:01:59) Bartimaeus: Ptolemaeus, Bartimaeus, Lypoximaeus, Lux, Nordom are all names I have used, ._.
(01:02:09) Ozzapoo: Nordom....w?
(01:02:13) Ozzapoo: What's with the w?
(01:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:02:16) Hillo: Lux0r?
(01:02:25) Bartimaeus: Not Luxor. Just Lux.
(01:02:30) Hillo: Nodrom
(01:02:31) Bartimaeus: l2google, Ozzapoo
(01:02:32) Hillo: omg
(01:02:33) Hillo: you play dota
(01:02:35) FatherSpace: Lex Luthor?
(01:02:37) FatherSpace: Was that you?
(01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:02:53) Hillo: admit it
(01:02:54) Bartimaeus: Also, no, I don't. DotA sucks.
(01:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:03:15) Hillo: not dota played have you
(01:03:24) Bartimaeus: I HAVE played it.
(01:03:31) Hillo: 1 game?
(01:03:34) Bartimaeus: Actually, it doesn't suck. Not really.
(01:03:54) Bartimaeus: It's definitely not a perfect game, but it's good. Unfortunately, the player base is what wrecks it.
(01:03:59) Bartimaeus: Nope, I've played it a few times.
(01:04:11) Bartimaeus: I still like EotA better, though.
(01:04:37) FatherSpace: Speaking of games that suck, Banjo Kazooie?
(01:04:47) Bartimaeus: Which one?
(01:04:49) Hillo: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
(01:05:01) FatherSpace: ALL OF THEM
(01:05:09) Bartimaeus: Well, that's your opinion.
(01:05:14) Bartimaeus: Feel free to be entitled to it.
(01:05:25) FatherSpace: I'm just trying to make you rage or something anyway.
(01:05:36) Hillo: post rickroll
(01:05:42) 2Pac: Night guys.
(01:05:47) Bartimaeus: Good night, Bushido.
(01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:05:54) Hillo: remember to wake up at 6.30
(01:06:17) 2Pac: I'm not pyro nor an alcoholic, .
(01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:08:43) Bartimaeus: Is Nordom a real name, anyways?
(01:08:47) ChatBot: 2Pac kirjautui ulos (Aikakatkaisu).
(01:09:32) Bartimaeus: http://www.historycentral.com/Bi​o/people/Sihanouk.html
(01:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus: lol, well, there was one guy at least with that name
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus:
(01:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:10:11) Hillo: lypoximaeus
(01:10:13) Hillo: ..
(01:10:25) FatherSpace: The name is also in Planescape... Name thief.
(01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:10:40) Bartimaeus: (15:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:10:55) FatherSpace: Yeah, but I didn't read that.
(01:11:00) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:01) FatherSpace: So HA!!
(01:11:04) Bartimaeus: Anyways, I picked it because it was the only real sounding name, and I liked the character.
(01:11:07) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(01:11:19) Hillo: (01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:11:27) FatherSpace: (18:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:11:31) Bartimaeus: (15:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:11:34) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:36) FatherSpace: (18:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:37) Hillo: wutt
(01:11:42) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:52) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:11:54) FatherSpace: (18:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:12:00) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:03) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:12:07) Bartimaeus: Woops.
(01:12:08) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:13) Bartimaeus: (15:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:25) Hillo: (01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:32) Bartimaeus: (14:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(01:12:35) FatherSpace: (16:29:41) owner123: didnt know that
(01:12:41) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:12:42) Bartimaeus: (14:26:15) Kryptonyte: Lies.
(01:12:59) Hillo: (00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(01:13:08) FatherSpace: (16:14:51) matchai: ur mom?
(01:13:14) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:15) Bartimaeus:
(01:13:26) Hillo: (00:34:3 FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(01:13:41) FatherSpace: (17:14:07) Hillo: go away
(01:13:41) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:13:46) Hillo: (00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(01:13:55) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:57) FatherSpace: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:13:59) Hillo: (00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:10) Bartimaeus: (14:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care.
(01:14:19) FatherSpace: (17:44:4 Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(01:14:21) Hillo: (00:43:0 owner123: ...
(01:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:14:32) Ozzapoo: NOW.
(01:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:14:41) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:47) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:14:50) Bartimaeus:
(01:14:58) Hillo: (00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(01:14:59) FatherSpace: (17:23:57) Bartimaeus: Tsk tsk tsk.
(01:15:14) Hillo: (00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(01:15:26) Bartimaeus: (14:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(01:15:38) Hillo: (00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:15:49) Ozzapoo: (10:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:15:50) Hillo: (00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(01:16:13) Bartimaeus: (14:31:32) Bartimaeus: says the racist.
(01:16:16) Bartimaeus: LOL WOOPS
(01:16:19) Bartimaeus: Haha, said that to myself.
(01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:16:42) FatherSpace: (16:18:29) Ozzapoo: Haha
(01:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:01) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:17:17) FatherSpace: (16:17:00) Ozzapoo: Obey me or die die die!
(01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:17:25) Ozzapoo: (10:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:26) Bartimaeus: O.o
(01:17:32) FatherSpace: We totally should stop, then.
(01:17:54) Bartimaeus: (16:17:00) Bartimaeus: Obey me or die die die!
(01:18:10) Ozzapoo: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:23) Bartimaeus: (09:11:5 Bartimaeus: Proceed.
(01:18:34) FatherSpace: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(01:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(01:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:18) Hillo: (01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:20) FatherSpace: (17:30:39) Bartimaeus: Eating Jews? ._.
(01:19:27) Hillo: (01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:19:32) Bartimaeus: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:19:35) Hillo: (00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(01:19:48) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:19:55) Hillo: (01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.

03/14/2010 0:19 AM by Ozzapoo (#1441) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(10:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(10:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(10:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(10:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(10:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat

(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òàáîé ïîçíàêîìèòñÿ åñëè íàäî?
Ìîãó äàòü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.

01/15/2010 0:58 AM by Bartimaeus (#1438) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

Here is another one from my dad.

Dad: So, there's these two guys in a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. Both guys have been drinking quite a bit. The guy in a blue shirt says to the other guy, "Dude, do you know that if you jump out of this building, there's air currents going around the building, that when you get near the bottom of the ground, they'll stop you, and push you back up into the fifteenth floor?" The other guy is like, "No way, dude. If you think I'll even THINK about trying that, you're crazy!". So the guy in blue says, "Come on, I'll show you." So, he opens a window, and jumps out. He's falling, falling, falling...and right as he's about to hit the ground, he stops, and then is pushed up by the air currents, and into a window on the fifteenth floor. The other guy is watching, sees it, and meets the guy in blue as he's coming up the elevator. Guy in blue says, "See? I told you." Other guy: "No way, man. There's no way that's going to happen again. That was just some fluke...there's just no way...". Blue guy says, "Come on. I'll show you." So he jumps out again...he's falling, falling...and once again, he stops right before he hits the ground, and is shot up from the air-currents into the fifteen floor. They meet back up at the bar, and the other guy is like, "Oh my gosh...that's CRAZY. I'll have to try it." So the other guy goes towards the window, breathing heavily...and jumps. Falling, falling, falling...SPLAT. The guy in blue is looking, and shakes his head. The bartender says, "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Super Man."

01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD

So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:

Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"

01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends


Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol