BASH your life!

01/24/2011 1:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1476) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, AIM

Deckharr 6:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0HDN82Pfo
that's so... weird O.o
Jenny 7:05 pm
That has to have bad side effects...
Deckharr 7:05 pm
she pretends it wouldn't have any
only half of the yearly dose or something
Jenny 7:06 pm
I wasn't aware I got any technectium in me at all...
Deckharr 7:06 pm
but the sounds the geiger counter made before - and makes after...
lol sure - me neither I guess XD
Deckharr 7:07 pm
at least not that weird isotope :?
but it sounds like a pretty uncommon element anyway
I liked when she spoke about how hard she irradiates everyone around her XD
Jenny 7:09 pm
I suppose I could say the same thing after drinking some barium sulfate
Deckharr 7:09 pm
I would shake peoples hands and then show them their increase in radioactivity :D
Deckharr 7:09 pm
so what is barium sulfate anyway?
Jenny 7:09 pm
You would probably start mass hysteria
It's just an ion that attaches itself to any active cell in your body and emits radiation
The radiation is picked up by a machine
Deckharr 7:10 pm
neat
I think I had something like that
Jenny 7:10 pm
They use it in PET Scans
But that's all, I believe
Deckharr 7:10 pm
was some stuff I had to drink and then they like X-Rayed me
don't remember it that much, but it tasted weird to horrible
Jenny 7:11 pm
Very horrible.
Deckharr 7:11 pm
it was white and I had to drink like half a liter
is it that stuff?
Jenny 7:11 pm
Lots of things are white, but generally BaSO4 is, yes
Deckharr 7:12 pm
also when it came out again it totally killed the toilet XD
Jenny 7:12 pm
o_o....
Deckharr 7:12 pm
I remember my mom being really angry about it
XD

01/16/2011 2:34 AM (#1475) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(19:33:10) GeorgeMots: I once got so hammered i woke up the next morning wearing a girls underwear and my face was covered in pasta

01/06/2011 0:46 AM (#1474) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on , Agrizilla

<a href="http://googleniums.com">google</a> best google sites

01/04/2011 4:37 PM by 2Pac (#1473) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(16:34:22) Dude: Haha, WAIT.....Processing.... UndeadxAssassin's a girl?
(16:34:28) Hillo: nope
(16:34:32) Hillo: she's just pretending to be a girl
(16:34:34) UndeadxAssassin: No?
(16:34:34) Dude: lucky...:|
(16:34:36) 2Pac: it's both
(16:34:36) UndeadxAssassin: ^
(16:34:40) 2Pac: :D
(16:34:42) 2Pac: WIN.
(16:34:44) Hillo: and 2pac is old
(16:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Damnit Pac
(16:34:46) UndeadxAssassin: Damn
(16:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: it
(16:34:52) 2Pac: HARR

01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.

12/18/2010 12:24 AM (#1471) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on , Lorencorat

Is it possible to contact administration?
Thanks

12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED

11/09/2010 1:15 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1469) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(19:13:52) Bartimaeus: I love how you type every second right after Jen and I keep ending up quoting you instead of her.

*For those of you who don't get it, Bart NEVER calls someone by their real name :O. This was an accomplishment.

10/31/2010 4:54 PM (#1468) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #freenet on freenode

<fungusakafungus> dekar_: I'm just preparing a presentation about freenet
<dekar_> fungusakafungus, uhm freenet doesn't use chord or kad though
<dekar_> they use their own broken-by-design-dht :)
<fungusakafungus> thats useful piece of information

10/23/2010 5:43 PM (#1467) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:22) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:29) (292722): Hello
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:32) diabloste: I were prepared this time
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:40) diabloste: I turned down the volume
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:49) (292722): Can anybody help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:59) diabloste: With what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:00) ChatBot: User (292722) - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:10) (292722): I need hack pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:11) UndeadxAssassin: Identify yourself!
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:19) diabloste: Oh
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:26) diabloste: "I need hack pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:27) (292722): pls i need hacks
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:38) diabloste: Wasn't that the same as in your inbox George?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:50) (292722): Can you help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:04) diabloste: Well you cant just come here say "I need hacks pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:09) (292722): I want to know how to cheat?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:12) UndeadxAssassin: Give me your IP address and I'll hack you.
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:13) diabloste: Hacks is an incredible large word
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:17) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:36) diabloste: Follow this link and accept following request and I'll hack you
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) UndeadxAssassin: Nevermind, I already know it
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) (292722): But i want to learn to hack
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:45) diabloste: lmao undead
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:48) diabloste: you bastard
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:02) (292722): Do you know how to cheat maps?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:09) diabloste: Yesh
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:15) UndeadxAssassin: omfg hacks.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:16) (292722): Will you teach me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:18) ChatBot: User GeorgeMots - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: Okay so theres like
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: idk
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:27) UndeadxAssassin: My mind was blown.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:28) diabloste: 3 guides out there
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:35) diabloste: and you want me
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:36) (292722): I cant read them
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:40) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) (292722): pls pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) diabloste: LUL WUT
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:01) diabloste: You cant read them?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:09) diabloste: Try google translate xP
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:11) UndeadxAssassin: Is that Greek
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:12) (292722): i cant understand english well
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:23) diabloste: Your greek undead?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:30) UndeadxAssassin: I'm everything.
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:41) diabloste: Your not danish <_<
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:43) (292722): undeadassasin can you help cheat this map?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:45) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:42) (292722): then what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) diabloste: double click it
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) UndeadxAssassin: Open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:53) (292722): okay
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:54) (292722): thx
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) (292722):
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:59) diabloste: np
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:07) (292722): need to copy paste
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) diabloste: nooo noo
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:16) diabloste: just open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) diabloste: and that was the last we saw of him
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) UndeadxAssassin: And we never heard from him again ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:40) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:49) diabloste: oh god
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:51) diabloste: I'm bleeding again
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:00) UndeadxAssassin: Time of month?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:03) UndeadxAssassin: I know how you feel
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:05) diabloste: yeh
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:12) diabloste: It's so fucking annoying
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:15) diabloste: and men just dont do shit to help
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:20) diabloste: they dont know how we feel right?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:33) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) diabloste: That was fast formatted lmao
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: Go your your Gyno o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:55) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:56) UndeadxAssassin: He'll help ;D
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:02) (292722): Fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:11) diabloste: Lol what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:13) UndeadxAssassin: I like pie.
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:14) diabloste: We didn't do nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:21) (292722): you killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:28) diabloste: no?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:39) (292722): yeah
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:52) diabloste: no we didn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): yes you did
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): it
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:12) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:27) diabloste: we didn't do anything!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:36) diabloste: Dont blame us for stuff we didn't do!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:37) (292722): who can help me
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:42) (292722): admin?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:46) GeorgeMots: Yes?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:54) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:57) GeorgeMots: -_-
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:59) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:12) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:28) (292722): diabloste killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:43) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:47) GeorgeMots: What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:49) diabloste: No I didnt
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:55) (292722): he posted virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:03) GeorgeMots: Jen is that true?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:16) diabloste: LOL
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) (292722): yes it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) diabloste: I posted virus?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:33) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:40) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:46) GeorgeMots: i guess Jen is away
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:36:09) diabloste: Type @echo off
(17:36:24) diabloste: del c://program files/system 32
(17:36:30) diabloste: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:57) GeorgeMots: diabloste what did you post?
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) GeorgeMots:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) (292722): yes
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:08) diabloste: NO I DIDNT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:23) diabloste: (23:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(23:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(23:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(23:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(23:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(23:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(23:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(23:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:27) GeorgeMots: well you shouldn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:40) GeorgeMots: shame on you, you even edited those
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:44) GeorgeMots: banhammer
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:48) diabloste: NO
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:49) (292722): ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:51) diabloste: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:00) UndeadxAssassin: Double negatives o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:11) UndeadxAssassin: You did not do nothing which means you did something ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:19) GeorgeMots: guest, did you type it?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:28) (292722): yes its virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:33) GeorgeMots: I know it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:39) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:43) diabloste: You're all pranking me
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:56) diabloste: At least
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:57) GeorgeMots: Why would you do that?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:58) diabloste: I still have my
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:01) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) GeorgeMots: Now i have to ban you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:07) diabloste: Never gonna run around
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:10) diabloste: and desert you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:17) GeorgeMots: plus you are spamming
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) diabloste: I AM NOT
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) (292722): pls hack this for me http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:05) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:19) diabloste: George I really didn't do anything
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:24) diabloste: I swear
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:51) GeorgeMots: watch your mouth
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:57) diabloste:
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:06) GeorgeMots: i must ban you its against the rules
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:21) diabloste: I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:25) GeorgeMots: its not like you posted a virus,you even posted porn!
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:33) diabloste: posted porn?
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:38) diabloste: when the hell did I post porn
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:42) GeorgeMots: (00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:53) diabloste: THATS NOT PORN
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:58) GeorgeMots: yes it
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:03) GeorgeMots: have you ever read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:07) UndeadxAssassin: It's 1 o'clock for George o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:11) diabloste: what rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:20) GeorgeMots: You havent read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:30) GeorgeMots: thats a seven days ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:39) diabloste: I DID READ THE RULES
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:50) diabloste: I especially liked rules 3
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:53) GeorgeMots: You just said you didnt?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:09) diabloste: Didn't what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:12) diabloste: I never did not nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:21) GeorgeMots: Sorry
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:28) GeorgeMots: even thought you are new
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:40) diabloste: You will bake a cake for me
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:45) diabloste: and dance around the christmas tree?
(2010.10.23 - 00:50:54) GeorgeMots: no
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:16) diabloste: Oh god I have to do something
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:23) diabloste: My uncle is... Pregnant
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:47) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.