BASH your life!

12/02/2007 10:04 AM (#26) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

ҖάπΨΛŋ: i am so fucking stoned man
50.cal.lord: really what made you come to this conclusion
ҖάπΨΛŋ: the fact that i have my dick in my computers CD drive
50.cal.lord: hm well sounds like fun but did i really need to know that
ҖάπΨΛŋ: yes i like people knowing
50.cal.lord: ok thats sick communication terminated

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12/02/2007 9:52 AM (#25) | Rating: -7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a three star rating!-7 | Click here to give a four star rating!-7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, msn talking to cal lord again, god he whines lolzzzz

[00:46] ҖάπΨΛŋ: http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=5
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: thats cheap xantan
[00:49] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hahaa
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: come on dude delete it please i thought we were friends

12/02/2007 9:40 AM (#24) | Rating: -6 | Click here to give a one star rating!-6 | Click here to give a one star rating!-6 | Click here to give a three star rating!-6 | Click here to give a four star rating!-6 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, Xantan + Cal Lord

[00:30] 50.cal.lord: hey mitch
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hey
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: sup
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: nothing much siting here being pissed off waiting till 7 am so i can go to the pharmacy to get some stuff to get rid of crabs
[00:34] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: dude this shit is worse then chicken pocs man its like 10 times worse
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: fucking itchy as hell
[00:36] 50.cal.lord: stay away from weird ponany it will get you in trouble every time
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: it fucking isnt funny if you had crabs you wouldnt be laughing i swear to go
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: god
[00:37] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL

11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: 2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a three star rating!2 | Click here to give a four star rating!2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

11/27/2007 0:06 AM (#21) | Rating: -13 | Click here to give a one star rating!-13 | Click here to give a one star rating!-13 | Click here to give a three star rating!-13 | Click here to give a four star rating!-13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

* inkedmn is BORED
< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.
< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work
< jbm> uh. got any pets?

11/26/2007 1:29 AM (#20) | Rating: 2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a three star rating!2 | Click here to give a four star rating!2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

Yeah... I dunno why, but I told my dad about me writing a book the other day. Told him what the main character says, as he begins neutral. He says "Welcome to the days of everlasting hell..." and yeah... My dad flipped. I don't get it, what's with people and the word Hell?

11/25/2007 4:12 AM (#23) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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11/24/2007 10:41 PM (#19) | Rating: -14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a three star rating!-14 | Click here to give a four star rating!-14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter

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11/16/2007 5:44 AM (#18) | Rating: -1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a three star rating!-1 | Click here to give a four star rating!-1 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

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