BASH your life!

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

03/09/2009 10:43 PM (#74) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<aoeu> what's the difference between gnunet and freenet?
<Dekar_> gnunet whines when you touch it's upload and drops 90% of it's connections
besides... less childporn on gnunet I guess
<amatus> hah! that should be our motto: Less childporn than Freenet
of course that doesn't really make sense, if our goal is censorship resistance
<MortuusVir> well, maybe we could position ourselves more in the terrorist zone

03/08/2009 6:05 AM (#73) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Dekar at redscull.com

Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile

01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.

01/22/2009 8:00 PM (#71) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human:/wrists
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: about commiting suicide
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about commiting suicide.
Human: do you like commiting suicide?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: have you tried so far?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: what is that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" Ayuh." means exactly what it says.
Human: so Ayuh I guess?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

01/20/2009 7:51 AM (#70) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://www.schneier.com/

We used to quip that "password" is the most common password. Now it's "password1." Who said users haven't learned anything about security?

One comment

01/04/2009 0:09 AM (#69) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Wc3Edit

00:29:54 * Masterstitch joins General chat
00:30:47 ‹Masterstitch› wtf sence when was matchai taken down from a Cheater to a Old Wrinkly Member???
00:38:32 ‹Masterstitch› nvm i just found out its because he just sucks massive shit at the job nvm

12/18/2008 4:42 PM (#68) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(16:15:17) Kryptonyte: Hey. You're good with computers, right?
(16:16:34) Dekar: nope
(16:16:50) Kryptonyte: Anyways.... firefox and internet expolorer can't connect to the web....
(16:16:56) Kryptonyte: So... wtf is the problem?
(16:16:59) Dekar: dns server
(16:17:10) Kryptonyte: ...k. How do I fix it?
(16:17:17) Dekar: uhm chose a different one
(16:17:23) Kryptonyte: Lmao.
(16:17:31) Kryptonyte: I don't even know what a DNS server is.
(16:17:39) Kryptonyte: I haven't a clue how to "choose another one". = /
(16:18:31) Dekar: okay
(16:18:38) Dekar: go to your network connections
(16:18:50) Dekar: open the properties of the one that connects you to the net
(16:19:03) Dekar: search for tcp/ip stuff
(16:19:14) Dekar: here you should be able to set a dns server
(16:19:30) Dekar: use them:
208.67.222.222
208.67.220.220
(16:19:41) Dekar: reconnect and it should work
(16:20:46) Kryptonyte: er...
(16:21:00) Kryptonyte: Mine goes 3 digits, 3 digits, 3 digits, 2 digits.
(16:21:13) Kryptonyte: I can't enter 208.67.222.222
(16:22:37) Dekar: uhm?
(16:22:51) Dekar: it says something like subnet mask?
(16:22:56) Dekar: or dns?
(16:23:14) Dekar: nameserver?
(16:23:16) Kryptonyte: There was two options.
"Obtain DNS automatically"
(16:23:19) Kryptonyte: and then enter one
(16:23:23) Dekar: enter them
(16:23:26) Kryptonyte: I couldn't enter the one you gave me
(16:23:27) Dekar: fits
(16:23:36) Dekar: they do
(16:23:51) Dekar: you probably made a space or w/e
(16:24:34) Kryptonyte: Oh, lol. nvm. :P I got it.
(16:24:35) Kryptonyte: ty
(16:24:40) Dekar: -.-
(16:24:43) Dekar: works again?
(16:24:48) Kryptonyte: yeah

11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat

       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
     [Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
     [Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
      [3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
    [Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
      [3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
      [3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
    [Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
      [3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...    
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:     
    [Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
       [Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD

11/06/2008 7:34 AM (#66) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin

(read the quote below this one to understand this one)

(10:00:01 PM) Bartimaeus: Glad I didn't read that as sneaking down like a green burrito...
(10:00:15 PM) Skine909: I made it
(10:00:24 PM) Bartimaeus: lol, cool.
(10:00:28 PM) Skine909: We were out of green burritos
(10:00:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:02:56 PM) Skine909: So apparently Life of Pi is about
(10:03:13 PM) Skine909: some little Indian boy and his tiger best friend
(10:03:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Doesn't sound too bad.
(10:03:30 PM) Skine909: stuck on a lifeboat for 270 days...
(10:03:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read the Hobbit for school.
(10:03:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:03:49 PM) Bartimaeus: And then a huge book of random stories.
(10:03:53 PM) Bartimaeus: And then Treasure Island.
(10:03:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And then some moar books..
(10:04:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Life sucks.
(10:04:14 PM) Skine909: hmm
(10:04:22 PM) Bartimaeus: I'd open up the box my teacher gave me, but it's such a nightmare to close.
(10:04:43 PM) Bartimaeus: Last time I tried closing it, I nearly fell out of my chair, several times.
(10:04:55 PM) Skine909: Box?
(10:04:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Yeah.
(10:04:59 PM) Bartimaeus: With all the books.
(10:05:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Worst idea, ever.
(10:05:12 PM) Skine909: Is your teacher named Pandora by any chance?
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:06:29 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read all these books by the end of the school year.
(10:06:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I'll list them...try and get this piece of garbage open...
(10:06:50 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:06:59 PM) Skine909: don't hurt yourself
(10:07:08 PM) Bartimaeus: Okay, opening it was the easy part.
(10:08:28 PM) Bartimaeus: Julius Caesar, the Iliad and the Odyssey, Treasure Island, City, word processing, (spelled without any capitals, -.-!), the Hobbit, and like a six hundred page book with a ton of random stories.
(10:08:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And for every little tiny story, there's a little test to go along with it. And for every one of the regular books, there's like 50 to go with it.
(10:09:08 PM) Skine909: Julius Caesar was good
(10:09:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Haven't started it, yet.
(10:09:23 PM) Skine909: Good luck on Illiad and Oddysey
(10:09:25 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:09:33 PM) Skine909: hated Oddysey
(10:09:37 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:09:49 PM) Skine909: never read Illiad but I can imagine
(10:10:03 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:10:12 PM) Bartimaeus: The title sounds weird, to begin with.
(10:10:27 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:10:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Think I'll read it last, XD.
(10:11:00 PM) Skine909: wtf is City?
(10:11:31 PM) Bartimaeus: No idea.
(10:11:32 PM) Bartimaeus: It's huge.
(10:11:33 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:12:31 PM) Skine909: Get a ruler
(10:12:34 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:12:38 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:12:45 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm not allowed to have one.
(10:12:48 PM) Bartimaeus: I always break them.
(10:12:49 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:12:52 PM) Skine909: ,,,
(10:12:55 PM) Skine909: ...*
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: Bolded dots?
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:13:21 PM) Skine909: You do realize they have special rulers for right angles right?
(10:13:47 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:14:00 PM) Skine909: Good cause I thinkI made that up
(10:14:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Still, don't really care. Don't use a ruler a whole lot.
(10:14:05 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:14:06 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:30 PM) Skine909: Of course you don't use em if you're parents won't let you have one lol
(10:14:39 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:40 PM) Skine909: How do you break them? O.o.O
(10:14:40 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:08 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm always fidgeting with them, and they always seem to just snap in half...
(10:15:21 PM) Skine909: Get better rulers then lol
(10:15:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Need to get a metal one
(10:15:25 PM) Bartimaeus: .
(10:15:33 PM) Bartimaeus: Plastic/Wood ones break.
(10:15:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:55 PM) Skine909: I don't think I've ever broken a ruler lol
(10:16:05 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:16:06 PM) Skine909: and I use em a lot in art lol
(10:16:32 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:16:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, I hate art sooo much.
(10:16:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Suck so badly.
(10:16:55 PM) Skine909: Class?
(10:17:00 PM) Bartimaeus: No, just art.
(10:17:02 PM) Bartimaeus: In itself.
(10:17:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't create anything.
(10:17:12 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:17:34 PM) Skine909: I guess this would be a bad time to mention I want to go to an art college XD
(10:17:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:17:56 PM) Bartimaeus: You're good at art, right?
(10:18:05 PM) Skine909: One would hope so
(10:18:13 PM) Skine909: otherwise I'm seriously misguided lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:16 PM) Skine909: I can just imagine an intervention with my whole family and all my friends and teachers and I just walk into my house and my Mom's just like, "Kevin... You suck at art."
(10:19:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:53 PM) Bartimaeus: No, my mom does that regularly, XD
(10:23:06 PM) Skine909: I suck at remember I have an essay to do
(10:23:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahaha.
(10:23:22 PM) Skine909: I've been surfing around RWP and I just went, "Oh yeah..."
(10:23:28 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:23:33 PM) Bartimaeus: You are SO not going to finish it.
(10:23:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:25:05 PM) Skine909: I have to finish before my laptop battery dies lol
(10:25:08 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:27:53 PM) Skine909: This is getting done
(10:27:56 PM) Skine909: full concentration
(10:28:01 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:01 PM) Skine909: so I must log off
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: GL.
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:08 PM) Skine909: GL?
(10:28:12 PM) Skine909: oh
(10:28:14 PM) Skine909: TY
(10:28:22 PM) Bartimaeus: Good luck.
(10:28:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:25 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.