BASH your life!

01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating: 16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a three star rating!16 | Click here to give a four star rating!16 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat

(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òàáîé ïîçíàêîìèòñÿ åñëè íàäî?
Ìîãó äàòü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.

11/30/2009 11:06 PM (#1423) | Rating: 21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a three star rating!21 | Click here to give a four star rating!21 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(14:04:43) UndeadxAssassin: I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor o_o..

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: 71 | Click here to give a one star rating!71 | Click here to give a one star rating!71 | Click here to give a three star rating!71 | Click here to give a four star rating!71 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

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09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you

Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 53 | Click here to give a one star rating!53 | Click here to give a one star rating!53 | Click here to give a three star rating!53 | Click here to give a four star rating!53 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

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12/02/2007 9:40 AM (#24) | Rating: -6 | Click here to give a one star rating!-6 | Click here to give a one star rating!-6 | Click here to give a three star rating!-6 | Click here to give a four star rating!-6 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, Xantan + Cal Lord

[00:30] 50.cal.lord: hey mitch
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hey
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: sup
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: nothing much siting here being pissed off waiting till 7 am so i can go to the pharmacy to get some stuff to get rid of crabs
[00:34] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: dude this shit is worse then chicken pocs man its like 10 times worse
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: fucking itchy as hell
[00:36] 50.cal.lord: stay away from weird ponany it will get you in trouble every time
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: it fucking isnt funny if you had crabs you wouldnt be laughing i swear to go
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: god
[00:37] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL

06/26/2011 9:36 PM (#1491) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(00:01:27) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Nuuby
(00:01:2 ChatBot: Nuuby has been logged out (Kicked).
(00:01:31) ChatBot: Ban of user Nuuby revoked.
(00:01:33) magicianx126: ???
(00:01:36) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: Anyone can do it!
(00:01:50) syle222: even me?
(00:01:55) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, try it
(00:01:56) ChatBot: syle222 logs out of the Chat.
(00:01:57) Hobbeskiller: yea
(00:02:00) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:02:05) ChatBot: magicianx126 logs out of the Chat.
(00:02:06) UndeadxAssassin: I am such a troll ;_;
(00:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: TWO
(00:02:11) UndeadxAssassin: !

04/29/2011 6:06 AM (#1486) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:55:42) Bartimaeus: Hi, Jen.
(19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: Gai Vart
(19:55:54) UndeadxAssassin: Bai Hart
(19:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: Hai Bart
(19:56:10) UndeadxAssassin: Hey I got it ;o

12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: 33 | Click here to give a one star rating!33 | Click here to give a one star rating!33 | Click here to give a three star rating!33 | Click here to give a four star rating!33 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat

23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast

06/30/2011 1:11 AM (#1492) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(02:00:00) GeorgeMots: I dont believe you
(02:00:07) owner123: ITs not dekar
(02:00:09) owner123: I compared Ips.
(02:00:21) Shigekazu: its 2pac from the dead!
(02:00:26) (735319): Here in the old world we have dynamic IPs
(02:00:33) (735319): They change all the time
(02:00:38) owner123: . But I looked at every Ip you posted from
(02:00:49) (735319): I get a new one every 24h
(02:01:35) GeorgeMots: Im not sure if its dekar or not
(02:01:38) GeorgeMots: owner what you think/
(02:01:39) GeorgeMots: ?
(02:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:01:45) owner123: Idk..
(02:02:04) GeorgeMots: I do
(02:02:06) Shigekazu: so uhm, whos dekar?
(02:02:10) GeorgeMots: Wtf
(02:02:11) owner123: Forum maker
(02:02:11) owner123:
(02:02:13) GeorgeMots: you dont know dekar?
(02:02:17) GeorgeMots: sorry
(02:02:19) GeorgeMots: its
(02:02:20) GeorgeMots: Dekar
(02:02:20) Shigekazu: I was here for 2 days -.-
(02:02:39) GeorgeMots: Owner banhammer this guest
(02:02:45) owner123: lol
(02:02:48) GeorgeMots: He is impersonating dekar
(02:02:50) owner123: I think its dekar
(02:02:55) (735319): Lies!
(02:02:57) owner123: dare questioning me?
(02:03:01) owner123: ;o
(02:03:05) owner123: Thats a quote btw
(02:03:08) owner123: And
(02:03:12) owner123: Idk
(02:03:14) owner123: :o
(02:03:24) GeorgeMots: quote?
(02:03:26) GeorgeMots: from where?
(02:03:30) owner123: Nvm
(02:03:35) (735319): I didn't quote anyone
(02:03:35) Shigekazu: whats wrong with logging into the account of dekar >.>?
(02:03:40) owner123: It was this
(02:03:40) owner123: (18:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:03:43) (735319): but myself
(02:03:55) GeorgeMots: You are not dekar
(02:03:59) GeorgeMots: IPs dont match
(02:04:07) (735319): Your mom is not Dekar
(02:04:12) owner123: Lol watch him log on and kick me if I ban him ;P
(02:04:44) ChatBot: (735319) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:04:47) owner123: rawr.
(02:04:49) ChatBot: Banned Users: (imsopro)
(02:04:50) ChatBot: (726132) logs into the Chat.
(02:04:52) owner123: lets see
(02:04:54) GeorgeMots: rofl
(02:04:55) (726132): FU
(02:05:03) GeorgeMots: did you unban?
(02:05:06) owner123: its not dekar ;P. I dont think so atleast
(02:05:08) owner123: ytes i ddid
(02:05:12) owner123: Yes I did*
(02:05:14) GeorgeMots: you shouldnt
(02:05:16) GeorgeMots: he is trollng
(02:05:18) (726132): Your face is not Dekar!
(02:05:20) ChatBot: (726132) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:05:26) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:05:45) GeorgeMots:
(02:05:49) owner123: Not dekar
(02:05:50) owner123: lol
(02:06:00) GeorgeMots: Ye
(02:06:04) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:06:05) ChatBot: Ban of user (726132) revoked.
(02:06:08) Shigekazu: George arn't you an admin?
(02:06:15) ChatBot: (547635) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:16) owner123: Yea
(02:06:19) GeorgeMots: Yes i am
(02:06:19) owner123: lol
(02:06:21) owner123: hes back
(02:06:28) ChatBot: (547635) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:29) GeorgeMots: cause i revoked him
(02:06:34) ChatBot: (378750) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:38) ChatBot: (378750) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:39) Shigekazu: Don't you have equal/higher powers than onwer o.o
(02:06:42) ChatBot: (Dekar) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:43) owner123: Higher
(02:06:44) owner123: AHH
(02:06:45) Shigekazu: owner*
(02:06:46) ChatBot: owner123 logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:47) (Dekar): See!
(02:06:53) ChatBot: owner123 logs into the Chat.
(02:06:55) owner123: ;P
(02:06:56) owner123: Oh
(02:06:58) owner123: rofl
(02:06:59) owner123: you owned me
(02:07:02) owner123: well played
(02:07:03) GeorgeMots: ive got higher
(02:07:17) GeorgeMots: owner got owned
(02:07:23) owner123: ;(
(02:07:25) owner123: I sure did.
(02:07:37) owner123: well played troll .
(02:07:51) (Dekar): it somehow doesn't log me into chat O.o