BASH your life!

10/16/2008 1:39 PM (#64) | Rating: 23 | Click here to give a one star rating!23 | Click here to give a one star rating!23 | Click here to give a three star rating!23 | Click here to give a four star rating!23 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(13:02:37) Dekar: so, you reinvented the wheel... twice?
(13:03:40) ozzapoo: ..
(13:04:36) Dekar: you're the man ozzapoo

01/10/2008 3:23 AM (#45) | Rating: -14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a three star rating!-14 | Click here to give a four star rating!-14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, A conversation with bendik....

King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I wanna kiss your sexy butt
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
you make me so hard
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
i wish we could be together forever and ever my precious Gevo
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I love you
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
just had to get that off my heart
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3LOVE YOU
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I'm lonely here
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Would you come and sleep with me on the couch?
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
We can watch American Pie Naked Mile together<3
Gevo says:
Well I feel awkward...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
You do?

King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
That's not too great.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i can make you feel better, I promise
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
;o
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Really, I'm graduated in making boys feel better.
Gevo says:
i'm saving this conversation...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And for the record, Idc if u save this convo, It's nothing to be ashamed over, I love you and will do so forever.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Don't you trust my love?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
*kiss*
Gevo says:
Not necessarily. One minute you'll be all "yo sup", next thing I know, I'm waking up with my ass bleeding...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
yo sup?
Gevo says:
=/
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
muhawhahw
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
hope i'm not giving you traumatical experiences.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i know we are on the same side, So theres nothing to hide
Gevo says:
Sure...
Gevo says:
I'm going back to mah animeh nao
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Anime gaypr0n?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
nice.
Gevo says:
K
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
can you make an anime char of me?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
remb: 20 cm cock
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And newly shaved.
Gevo says:
i'll translate that into 2 inch
Gevo says:
k
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
6'11 inches i guess?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
isnt it?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or 7?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or smth xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
If my cam had been working
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
i could'a showed u
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
but i'm afraid it died due to a freeze.
Gevo says:
now that would cause a traumatic experience
Gevo says:
have you seen the pain olympics?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Yes.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
My favorite #1 Jerking-off-too video.
Gevo says:
Don't ever speak to me again.
Gevo says:
Animeh time.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
roflcopter =P
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
have a pleasent evening my love.
Gevo says:
... you as well....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I will, Dreaming 'bout you my dear.
Gevo says:
...
Gevo says:
I'm posting this convo on the internet.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I don't mind at all
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho I'm a homosexual and i love Gevo
Gevo says:
....................
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And let me give a shout out to all my heterosexual fans out there!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
P.S: Æ E BARSK!

01/18/2008 10:17 PM (#46) | Rating: -9 | Click here to give a one star rating!-9 | Click here to give a one star rating!-9 | Click here to give a three star rating!-9 | Click here to give a four star rating!-9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, service description of "RELAKKS", a swedish anonymizer proxy

For security reasons RELAKKS do not use any American software

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 138 | Click here to give a one star rating!138 | Click here to give a one star rating!138 | Click here to give a three star rating!138 | Click here to give a four star rating!138 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

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10/08/2012 1:03 AM (#1507) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: Everything is racist to you :|
(20:00:52) UndeadxAssassin: If I said hi to Miget first, you'd call it racist.
(20:00:58) UndeadxAssassin: If I don't say hi to you, that's racism!
(20:01:12) UndeadxAssassin: If I say ur face looks as good as your taste in music, that's racism!
(20:01:15) UndeadxAssassin: game started
(20:01:19) UndeadxAssassin: Gonna be racist elsewhere.
(20:01:22) Bartimaeus: ...that's racist

01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating: 27 | Click here to give a one star rating!27 | Click here to give a one star rating!27 | Click here to give a three star rating!27 | Click here to give a four star rating!27 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.

11/25/2007 4:12 AM (#23) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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10/15/2012 7:28 PM (#1509) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(22:26:37) UndeadxAssassin: If you changed your user group to refrigerator users, would you be able to game it back?

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: 75 | Click here to give a one star rating!75 | Click here to give a one star rating!75 | Click here to give a three star rating!75 | Click here to give a four star rating!75 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

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01/15/2010 0:58 AM by Bartimaeus (#1438) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

Here is another one from my dad.

Dad: So, there's these two guys in a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. Both guys have been drinking quite a bit. The guy in a blue shirt says to the other guy, "Dude, do you know that if you jump out of this building, there's air currents going around the building, that when you get near the bottom of the ground, they'll stop you, and push you back up into the fifteenth floor?" The other guy is like, "No way, dude. If you think I'll even THINK about trying that, you're crazy!". So the guy in blue says, "Come on, I'll show you." So, he opens a window, and jumps out. He's falling, falling, falling...and right as he's about to hit the ground, he stops, and then is pushed up by the air currents, and into a window on the fifteenth floor. The other guy is watching, sees it, and meets the guy in blue as he's coming up the elevator. Guy in blue says, "See? I told you." Other guy: "No way, man. There's no way that's going to happen again. That was just some fluke...there's just no way...". Blue guy says, "Come on. I'll show you." So he jumps out again...he's falling, falling...and once again, he stops right before he hits the ground, and is shot up from the air-currents into the fifteen floor. They meet back up at the bar, and the other guy is like, "Oh my gosh...that's CRAZY. I'll have to try it." So the other guy goes towards the window, breathing heavily...and jumps. Falling, falling, falling...SPLAT. The guy in blue is looking, and shakes his head. The bartender says, "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Super Man."