BASH your life!

07/25/2010 7:37 PM (#1453) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net Madara is a newfag

(12:23:01) zablex: ▲
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(12:23:09) zablex:
(12:23:20) ChatBot: zablex leaves the channel.
(12:23:30) UndeadxAssassin: Noob can't triforce.
(12:23:33) UndeadxAssassin: What a newfag ;o
(12:23:44) owner123: I can haz triforce

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(12:23:46) owner123: Lol
(12:23:52) UndeadxAssassin: No, more fail.
(12:23:54) owner123:
(12:24:04) owner123: Ok ill really triforce.
(12:24:13) owner123: Here
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(12:24:19) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right.
(12:24:20) UndeadxAssassin: More fail.
(12:24:23) owner123: !|
(12:24:36) owner123: omg
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(12:24:39) owner123: PERFECT
(12:24:41) owner123: There
(12:24:44) 2Pac: back
(12:24:45) UndeadxAssassin: Still too far right.
(12:24:47) owner123: Omg
(12:24:55) owner123: Here
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(12:24:56) UndeadxAssassin: Newfags can't triforce .
(12:24:58) owner123: Grr
(12:25:00) UndeadxAssassin: Too far left.
(12:25:03) owner123: You try it then
(12:25:05) owner123: !
(12:25:30) owner123: HERE
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(12:25:33) owner123: GOT IT
(12:25:38) ChatBot: zablex enters the channel.
(12:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: lol. Yes. That was good.
(12:25:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(12:25:48) UndeadxAssassin: Mine's better.
(12:25:49) zablex:
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(12:25:51) UndeadxAssassin: .
(12:25:51) owner123: Lol
(12:25:52) owner123: Lol
(12:25:59) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right!
(12:26:00) owner123: Zablek, too far right
(12:26:22) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(12:26:26) zablex: wha?
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(12:26:27) 2Pac: tri-forcing?
(12:26:32) owner123: Good
(12:26:34) owner123: That was good
(12:26:45) owner123:
(12:26:50) Madara: Spamalot
(12:26:55) owner123: Yes.
(12:27:35) Madara: ☺
(12:27:41) Madara: ☻
(12:27:43) zablex: go away!
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(12:27:43) owner123: ☺
(12:27:51) owner123: ☺
(12:27:53) owner123: ☻
(12:27:55) Madara: ♥
(12:27:55) owner123: •
(12:27:55) UndeadxAssassin: Nooo.
(12:27:57) owner123: ◘
(12:28:00) owner123: ♦
(12:28:02) Madara: ♦♣♠•◘○
(12:28:04) owner123: ♠
(12:28:05) UndeadxAssassin: The triangle on the bottom left is too far left now!
(12:28:16) owner123: ☺☻♥♣♠♦•◘
(12:28:18) owner123: IWIN
(12:28:28) zablex: i go practice tri forcing XD
(12:28:33) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(12:28:33) Madara: lol
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(12:28:35) owner123: lol
(12:28:37) Madara: fail D:<
(12:28:37) owner123: lol
(12:28:40) UndeadxAssassin: Epic.
(12:28:41) zablex: heh
(12:28:44) Madara: ..▲
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(12:28:47) Madara: whops
(12:28:48) UndeadxAssassin: More epic.
(12:28:49) owner123: LOL
(12:28:49) zablex: or maybe...
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(12:28:51) Madara: LOL
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(12:28:54) UndeadxAssassin: Noope.
(12:28:56) UndeadxAssassin: nope.
(12:29:01) UndeadxAssassin: Both fail!
(12:29:08) owner123: Madara's is oksy
(12:29:09) owner123: okay*
(12:29:12) 2Pac: yeah
(12:29:19) 2Pac: a bit to right though
(12:29:20) zablex: we fail uh? lets see how u do it :@
(12:29:21) UndeadxAssassin: No, the bottom left is too far left!
(12:29:32) UndeadxAssassin: Or the whole thing is too far right like Pac said
(12:29:35) owner123: Okay
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(12:29:41) owner123: Thats how I do it
(12:29:42) zablex: oh
(12:29:42) Madara: fail
(12:29:43) Madara: Lol
(12:29:46) owner123: Nah
(12:29:47) zablex: no
(12:29:49) owner123: Better than yours
(12:29:50) owner123: Madara
(12:29:51) zablex: its perfect
(12:29:56) Madara: nope
(12:29:58) owner123: madara ownt
(12:29:58) Madara: its not perfect
(12:30:02) owner123: Yup
(12:30:05) Madara: ...
(12:30:11) Madara: do u see how the above one is far to the right?
(12:30:12) UndeadxAssassin: Game time
(12:30:13) UndeadxAssassin: afk
(12:30:13) owner123: ok THIS is perfect
(12:30:16) owner123:
(12:30:18) 2Pac: Metallica - King Nothing
(12:30:23) 2Pac: hax.
(12:30:25) 2Pac: omg.
(12:30:28) Madara: .

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(12:30:31) Madara: Thats
(12:30:33) Madara: Perfect
(12:30:33) owner123: Failfail
(12:30:35) owner123: Failfailfail
(12:30:36) Madara: So STFU
(12:30:36) zablex: nope
(12:30:37) zablex:
(12:30:46) owner123: Top one too far right
(12:30:46) Madara: yup
(12:30:46) owner123:
(12:30:51) 2Pac: yeap
(12:31:03) owner123: Looks like Madara is a newfag
(12:31:04) owner123:
(12:31:05) Madara: how is it to far to the right?
(12:31:19) owner123: Because its too far right
(12:31:21) owner123: ...
(12:31:23) Madara: Lol?
(12:31:27) Madara: are u blind?
(12:31:31) zablex: ..▲
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(12:31:31) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:33) owner123: Are you.
(12:31:38) zablex: uh wrong
(12:31:40) Madara: Nope its perfect then
(12:31:47) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:51) owner123: Yours is bad madara
(12:31:56) Madara: btw saying im newfag is saying krypt is newfag
(12:31:59) zablex: ok so umm...

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(12:31:59) Madara: Lol
(12:32:07) Madara: newfag zablex
(12:32:07) owner123: Lol
(12:32:17) owner123: Madara youre more of a newfag
(12:32:22) zablex: ..▲
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(12:32:22) Madara: i copied it from krypt nub
(12:32:26) zablex: hehe i fail
(12:32:29) 2Pac: fail
(12:32:29) owner123: Nope
(12:32:30) 2Pac:
(12:32:30) zablex: im not a new fag
(12:32:34) owner123: Yes
(12:32:41) Madara: .

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(12:32:47) Madara: its frikin perfect >>
(12:32:47) owner123: Far right.
(12:32:49) owner123: A little
(12:32:50) zablex: stfu!

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(12:32:52) 2Pac: looks okay...
(12:33:01) owner123: Zab's is perfect
(12:33:07) zablex:

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(12:33:10) Madara: far to the right Lol
(12:33:11) zablex: kek xD
(12:33:13) Madara: now Left
(12:33:13) owner123: Left
(12:33:15) owner123:
(12:33:17) Madara: ccc
(12:33:17) zablex: oh maybe
(12:33:29) zablex: lawl

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(12:33:33) zablex: nah
(12:33:48) 2Pac: I'mma play Wolfenstein. Keep tri-forcing!!!
(12:33:59) Madara: ima play warcraft :<
(12:34:03) Madara: stop triforcing newfags
(12:34:19) owner123: I think youre the newfag around here
(12:34:31) owner123: BEAT THIS

(12:34:36) zablex: lawl... i get it

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(12:34:43) owner123: Nice
(12:34:44) owner123: Perfect
(12:34:49) zablex: yup
(12:35:02) owner123: Gonna put this on open-bash.org
(12:35:03) owner123:
(12:35:10) owner123: with the title Madara is a newfag
(12:35:27) Madara: btw call krypt a newfag then as i said i copied it from his sig
(12:35:45) Madara: fail more owner
(12:35:51) 2Pac: http://en.open-bash.org/ ftw!
(12:35:55) owner123: Lol how do I fail?
(12:36:03) owner123: And stop talking trying to copy >.<
(12:36:06) Madara: u called kryptonyte a newfag Lol

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08/04/2013 3:53 AM (#1525) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(22:51:12) UndeadxAssassin: Practice makes merfect ;o
(22:51:14) UndeadxAssassin: uh
(22:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: perfect*
(22:51:35) UndeadxAssassin: You can see I don't give afvice often ;o
(22:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: ^ Point proven

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: 20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a three star rating!20 | Click here to give a four star rating!20 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating: 26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a three star rating!26 | Click here to give a four star rating!26 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!

11/29/2009 1:12 AM (#1418) | Rating: 20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a three star rating!20 | Click here to give a four star rating!20 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(16:06:48) xkiska: do u have a life?
(16:06:52) xkiska: uve been on for atleast 4 hours
(16:06:54) Tupac_Shakur: Yeah, we have a life.
(16:07:00) Tupac_Shakur: It's just weekend,
(16:07:04) xkiska: true
(16:07:11) Bartimaeus: It's Thanksgiving Weekend, ;p
(16:07:19) xkiska: ur not american tho, right?
(16:07:24) UndeadxAssassin: I have no friends to hand out with.
(16:07:24) Bartimaeus: I am.
(16:07:38) xkiska: i thought u were dekars brother
(16:07:42) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(16:07:45) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(16:07:45) Bartimaeus: LOLWUT
(16:07:50) Hillo: lol XD
(19:08:09) xkiska: oh why lanaya told me
(19:08:41) xkiska: she told me that dekar lived in like germany, and you guys lived in a house together, and were brothers

03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: 7 | Click here to give a one star rating!7 | Click here to give a one star rating!7 | Click here to give a three star rating!7 | Click here to give a four star rating!7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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07/15/2010 12:41 AM (#1446) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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<curtana> nngh
<Krylar> define nngh?
<curtana> groan issued with teeth clenched together in distaste
<curtana> see also: PHP, politicians and manual memory management

10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: 20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a three star rating!20 | Click here to give a four star rating!20 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: 16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a three star rating!16 | Click here to give a four star rating!16 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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12/12/2007 10:43 PM (#34) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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