BASH your life!

09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f1​5/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#​p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.

06/30/2008 1:30 AM (#59) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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23:15:47 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› can you read the topic i just posted for the Undead Assault 1.5b beta 7
23:15:55 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› See if its ok or something wrong?
23:15:55 ‹Ozzapoo› No

05/13/2011 4:19 PM (#1487) | Rating: 22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a three star rating!22 | Click here to give a four star rating!22 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #freenet-chat

<toad_> freenet isn't big enough for it to be a big player in 0day child porn
<toad_> people say bull about it but i seriously doubt it
<dekar_> well propagation time is too slow for 0day anyway XD
<toad_> 1day? 30day? :|
<dekar_> haha

06/12/2009 4:46 AM by Dekar (#84) | Rating: 31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a three star rating!31 | Click here to give a four star rating!31 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet

<Colours> :( I cheated and moved /dev/random and linked /dev/random to /dev/urandom
<Colours> this probably makes me a terrible person
<mrsteveman1> yep
<mrsteveman1> alsa isn't that big
<mrsteveman1> i hear last time someone hacked random to point to urandom, tux visited his house
<mrsteveman1> it wasn't pretty

12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: 37 | Click here to give a one star rating!37 | Click here to give a one star rating!37 | Click here to give a three star rating!37 | Click here to give a four star rating!37 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat

23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast

11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: 4 | Click here to give a one star rating!4 | Click here to give a one star rating!4 | Click here to give a three star rating!4 | Click here to give a four star rating!4 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating: 30 | Click here to give a one star rating!30 | Click here to give a one star rating!30 | Click here to give a three star rating!30 | Click here to give a four star rating!30 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!

03/14/2009 4:40 AM (#76) | Rating: 24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a three star rating!24 | Click here to give a four star rating!24 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<Algyz> zerwas: ok, that's a known problem. Btw, will it be fixed one day?
<Algyz> GNU Generally Not Useable :D

11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: 21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a three star rating!21 | Click here to give a four star rating!21 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)

(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.

11/07/2007 7:29 PM (#3) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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25/08/2007 04:21:02 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Who the hell are you? XD
25/08/2007 04:21:08 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:10 *weirdone2 the pron master
25/08/2007 04:21:13 <JJ2197> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:17 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Oh... right..
25/08/2007 04:21:21 <Xantan> [19:19] GoldBladedScythe: Am I missing something here or were you jsut lazy?
25/08/2007 04:21:30 <Xantan> yeah
25/08/2007 04:21:33 <]SouL][ReapeR[> o_o
25/08/2007 04:21:35 <Xantan> noob =/
25/08/2007 04:21:37 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HAXX0RZ
25/08/2007 04:21:42 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:43 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THE AIMZORZ? XD
25/08/2007 04:22:06 <JJ2197> What?
25/08/2007 04:22:09 <weirdone2> o.0'
25/08/2007 04:22:14 <JJ2197> AIMZORZ
25/08/2007 04:22:15 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm just trying to be stupid. Forget it.
25/08/2007 04:22:18 <Xantan> [19:17] GoldBladedScythe: YOU DRUG ADDICT! XD
25/08/2007 04:22:30 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm surprised this chat is even used o_O
25/08/2007 04:22:38 <Xantan> its not really
25/08/2007 04:22:40 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:22:42 <]SouL][ReapeR[> weirdone, gimme pr0n. NOW.
25/08/2007 04:23:01 <weirdone2> why should i?
25/08/2007 04:23:14 <]SouL][ReapeR[> You're the pron master, jackass.
25/08/2007 04:23:27 <weirdone2> (.)(.) simply enuf for ya?
25/08/2007 04:23:32 <Xantan> lolllllllll
25/08/2007 04:23:33 <Xantan> busted