BASH your life!

11/07/2007 7:29 PM (#3) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

25/08/2007 04:21:02 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Who the hell are you? XD
25/08/2007 04:21:08 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:10 *weirdone2 the pron master
25/08/2007 04:21:13 <JJ2197> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:17 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Oh... right..
25/08/2007 04:21:21 <Xantan> [19:19] GoldBladedScythe: Am I missing something here or were you jsut lazy?
25/08/2007 04:21:30 <Xantan> yeah
25/08/2007 04:21:33 <]SouL][ReapeR[> o_o
25/08/2007 04:21:35 <Xantan> noob =/
25/08/2007 04:21:37 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HAXX0RZ
25/08/2007 04:21:42 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:43 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THE AIMZORZ? XD
25/08/2007 04:22:06 <JJ2197> What?
25/08/2007 04:22:09 <weirdone2> o.0'
25/08/2007 04:22:14 <JJ2197> AIMZORZ
25/08/2007 04:22:15 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm just trying to be stupid. Forget it.
25/08/2007 04:22:18 <Xantan> [19:17] GoldBladedScythe: YOU DRUG ADDICT! XD
25/08/2007 04:22:30 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm surprised this chat is even used o_O
25/08/2007 04:22:38 <Xantan> its not really
25/08/2007 04:22:40 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:22:42 <]SouL][ReapeR[> weirdone, gimme pr0n. NOW.
25/08/2007 04:23:01 <weirdone2> why should i?
25/08/2007 04:23:14 <]SouL][ReapeR[> You're the pron master, jackass.
25/08/2007 04:23:27 <weirdone2> (.)(.) simply enuf for ya?
25/08/2007 04:23:32 <Xantan> lolllllllll
25/08/2007 04:23:33 <Xantan> busted

11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network

11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot

10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating: 22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a three star rating!22 | Click here to give a four star rating!22 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D

12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating: -2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a three star rating!-2 | Click here to give a four star rating!-2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon

President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.

03/23/2011 12:37 AM by Dekar (#1483) | Rating: 21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a three star rating!21 | Click here to give a four star rating!21 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

649259057:NOGINSK ×ÀÒ!
649259057: 369546994
Dekar: hey
Dekar: spam here as well
Dekar: wanna buy viagra?

07/07/2008 4:37 AM (#61) | Rating: 39 | Click here to give a one star rating!39 | Click here to give a one star rating!39 | Click here to give a three star rating!39 | Click here to give a four star rating!39 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Xfire

tehdekar: bushido is kinda crazy
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah.
tehdekar: I love when he tries to correct others english
Bartimaeus of Uruk: rofl
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah, that's funny.
tehdekar: and totally fails himself
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Then he messes it up.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: seriously... his english isn't even decent
tehdekar: -.-
Bartimaeus of Uruk: yeah.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I love to do that.
tehdekar: correcting other IS fun
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I sometimes will purposely spell something wrong while he's in chat.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and he'll try to correct it.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and then I'll laugh at him.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: who isn't annoyed by others who are like "lol you don't know how to spell that"
tehdekar: etc
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: he just told me that his b-day is in a month and 4 days
tehdekar: who cares?
tehdekar: omg?
tehdekar: where's the block button?
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: ROFL
Bartimaeus of Uruk: eheheh
Bartimaeus of Uruk: that's great.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I want to post that in the jokes section, :D
tehdekar: post it on open-bash.org
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: k
tehdekar: he'll probably kill
tehdekar: me
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D

03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating: 55 | Click here to give a one star rating!55 | Click here to give a one star rating!55 | Click here to give a three star rating!55 | Click here to give a four star rating!55 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD

11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.

04/20/2010 2:58 AM by Dekar (#1444) | Rating: 22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a three star rating!22 | Click here to give a four star rating!22 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

FatherSpace: hay guis
FatherSpace: e
FatherSpace: Except nobody's here, and I'm gonna look dumb now because I can't delete messages.
ChatBot: (206249) logs into the Chat.
(206249): hey dumby :D
FatherSpace: /whois (206249)
ChatBot: User (206249) - IP address: x.x.x.x
FatherSpace: Go register/log in.
(206249): you wish!
FatherSpace: k, then I'll kick you or something.
(206249): what's the something?
FatherSpace: Kicking you.
(206249): so you kick me or you kick me?
FatherSpace: Log in, or I ban you from chat for 10 minutes.
(206249): if you do I'll kick you!
FatherSpace: See you in 10.
ChatBot: (206249) has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
Dekar: re
ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Ban of user FatherSpace revoked.
ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
FatherSpace: I'm so sad now...
Dekar: XD

03/11/2008 2:34 AM by Bartimaeus (#50) | Rating: 33 | Click here to give a one star rating!33 | Click here to give a one star rating!33 | Click here to give a three star rating!33 | Click here to give a four star rating!33 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, at the obsidian forum

(at the obsidian forum, his reply to my accidental double-posting)


It's OK.

I think of us over here as just the temporary leaders of the nefarious western civilization pirate ship. All of us in the west have a stake in the booty and the infamy.

Give us input.

No problem.

Just don't poison the water.

That's nasty.