BASH your life!

01/04/2009 0:09 AM (#69) | Rating: 23 | Click here to give a one star rating!23 | Click here to give a one star rating!23 | Click here to give a three star rating!23 | Click here to give a four star rating!23 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Wc3Edit

00:29:54 * Masterstitch joins General chat
00:30:47 ‹Masterstitch› wtf sence when was matchai taken down from a Cheater to a Old Wrinkly Member???
00:38:32 ‹Masterstitch› nvm i just found out its because he just sucks massive shit at the job nvm

09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating: 5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a three star rating!5 | Click here to give a four star rating!5 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.

01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD

04/20/2010 2:58 AM by Dekar (#1444) | Rating: 20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a three star rating!20 | Click here to give a four star rating!20 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

FatherSpace: hay guis
FatherSpace: e
FatherSpace: Except nobody's here, and I'm gonna look dumb now because I can't delete messages.
ChatBot: (206249) logs into the Chat.
(206249): hey dumby :D
FatherSpace: /whois (206249)
ChatBot: User (206249) - IP address: x.x.x.x
FatherSpace: Go register/log in.
(206249): you wish!
FatherSpace: k, then I'll kick you or something.
(206249): what's the something?
FatherSpace: Kicking you.
(206249): so you kick me or you kick me?
FatherSpace: Log in, or I ban you from chat for 10 minutes.
(206249): if you do I'll kick you!
FatherSpace: See you in 10.
ChatBot: (206249) has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
Dekar: re
ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Kicked).
ChatBot: Ban of user FatherSpace revoked.
ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
FatherSpace: I'm so sad now...
Dekar: XD

12/18/2009 11:08 PM by Bartimaeus (#1429) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

009.12.18 - 14:03:33) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /afk
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:36) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /Away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:38) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:41) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /brb
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:43) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /dnd
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:45) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /cry
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:47) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /sad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:51) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /mad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:52) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /error
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:56) ChatBot: Error: Missing username.
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:59) (Aardvark): ...

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10/16/2010 5:21 AM (#1463) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(submitted by Bartimaeus, whom can't remember his password)

(2010.10.15 - 21:28:28) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:51) UndeadxAssassin: Hi Jen!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:04) UndeadxAssassin: Ohhai Jen! How are you?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:13) UndeadxAssassin: I'm good! Quite bored, though.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: That sucks. I'm bored, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:30) UndeadxAssassin: Wanna play some wc3?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:46) UndeadxAssassin: That would be tough to do since I don't have a CDKey or a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:54) UndeadxAssassin: ...if you don't have a computer how are you on chat?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:02) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:09) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:15) UndeadxAssassin: I use my phone?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:27) UndeadxAssassin: I see. It's much easier to get a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:32) UndeadxAssassin: You're on my computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:34) UndeadxAssassin: oic.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:40) UndeadxAssassin: So get off and let me get on.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:49) UndeadxAssassin: Get off my phone, then!
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:56) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:01) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:15) UndeadxAssassin: Smileys don't have colors, you know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:20) UndeadxAssassin: You know what?
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:44) UndeadxAssassin: Your face reminds me of the moon
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:50) UndeadxAssassin: You're bald, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:57) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, me.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:03) UndeadxAssassin: wait wut
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:07) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:16) UndeadxAssassin: It's rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:20) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:24) UndeadxAssassin: Rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:26) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:31) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:35) UndeadxAssassin: Wabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:43) UndeadxAssassin: osh...
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:48) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:01) UndeadxAssassin: DX
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:45) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:52) UndeadxAssassin: Get on wc3!
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:59) UndeadxAssassin: There's nothing to play and no one to play with
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:21) UndeadxAssassin: Make friends
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:23) UndeadxAssassin: I can't
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:37) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:39) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you, too >>
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:41) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:51) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:02) UndeadxAssassin: D:<
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:05) UndeadxAssassin: o.0
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:32) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:36) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:41) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: I Forget
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:19) UndeadxAssassin: It's okay, no one ever finishes my lyrics anyway
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:22) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:31) UndeadxAssassin: No, I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:34) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:38) UndeadxAssassin: I'm the real one
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:40) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu! D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:50) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:53) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:04) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:26) UndeadxAssassin: He's probably reading this and thinking "wtf are you on"
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:43) UndeadxAssassin: ....Right. I forgot he reads logs.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:50) UndeadxAssassin: Way to be ousted as crazy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: no u!
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm not the insane one.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:04) UndeadxAssassin: We're the same people!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin: Don't insult me like that!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:19) UndeadxAssassin: That's hurtful
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:26) UndeadxAssassin: You started it..
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:33) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:42) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:53) UndeadxAssassin: I'm sorry
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:54) UndeadxAssassin: No you're not.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:56) UndeadxAssassin: I know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:02) UndeadxAssassin: You suck.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:06) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, you do.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:10) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:22) UndeadxAssassin: Bart, she's not weird. She's just bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:31) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah! I'm just bored!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:46) UndeadxAssassin: her boredom comes at a huge price to her sanity.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:49) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:50) UndeadxAssassin: ...wait
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:57) UndeadxAssassin: See what I mean?
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin: Nuuuu
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:15) UndeadxAssassin: Insane woman!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:17) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:19) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:20) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:22) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:25) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:27) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:32) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:35) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:37) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:42) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:44) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:48) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:53) UndeadxAssassin: You're annoying.
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:59) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:00) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:05) UndeadxAssassin: I'm awesome.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:11) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:13) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:16) UndeadxAssassin: You suck
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:18) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:23) UndeadxAssassin: I quit.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:46) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:54) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:55) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:57) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:00) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:11) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:17) UndeadxAssassin: Patriotic spam!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:22) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:33) UndeadxAssassin: For anyone who comes in, you're not allowed to do this!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:48) UndeadxAssassin: I'm breaking a rule and no one can do anything about it
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:04) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:08) UndeadxAssassin: That looks sexy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:14) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:15) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:16) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:24) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:25) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:27) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:28) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:30) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:38) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:42) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:43) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:48) UndeadxAssassin: I am quite bored
(2010.10.15 - 21:45:00) UndeadxAssassin: brb, finding a life.
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:01) UndeadxAssassin: KENNEH
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: I have a new Haiku for you!
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:46) UndeadxAssassin: "Haikus are quite hard.
And sometimes they don't make sense!
Refrigerator."
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:40) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:59) Bartimaeus: That's a great haiku, Undead.

12/26/2009 1:52 AM by 2Pac (#1432) | Rating: 26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a three star rating!26 | Click here to give a four star rating!26 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(01:51:13) UndeadxAssassin: "You could say that rap is missing a c"
(01:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is rapc?!"
(01:51:27) UndeadxAssassin: "No, you idiot. You put it in the front!"
(01:51:31) UndeadxAssassin: "Oh, I get it. You meant crap"
(01:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: "Well, I suppose you could always add an e"
(01:51:44) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is erap?!"
(01:51:45) UndeadxAssassin: xD

04/08/2011 4:59 PM by Dekar (#1484) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

Dekar: oh and I like rainbow loris
Dekar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSCv--pRho
Dekar: epic colors
Jen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELuSUzd--Ein
Jen: Epic colors.

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: 71 | Click here to give a one star rating!71 | Click here to give a one star rating!71 | Click here to give a three star rating!71 | Click here to give a four star rating!71 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

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07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?

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