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01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.
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01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/
Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
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12/18/2010 12:24 AM (#1471) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Lorencorat
Is it possible to contact administration?
Thanks
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10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat
(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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11/08/2007 11:22 PM (#9) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, WC3edit Chat
20:13:46 * Xantan joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:42:36 * nevo joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:01 ‹nevo› bla
08/11/2007 21:45:02 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:03 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:05 ‹nevo› hmm
08/11/2007 21:45:07 ‹nevo› lets see
08/11/2007 21:45:13 ‹nevo› who could get it be who spams?
08/11/2007 21:45:17 ‹nevo› oh wait1
08/11/2007 21:45:19 ‹nevo› its Nevo1
08/11/2007 21:45:20 ‹nevo› :P
08/11/2007 22:01:47 ‹Xantan› hi
08/11/2007 22:01:49 ‹Xantan› i was gon
08/11/2007 22:01:51 ‹Xantan› gone*
08/11/2007 22:01:55 ‹Xantan› sup
08/11/2007 22:18:29 ‹nevo› nm u?
08/11/2007 22:18:41 ‹Xantan› drugs
08/11/2007 22:18:47 ‹Xantan› got music going
08/11/2007 22:18:48 ‹Xantan› and playin wc3
08/11/2007 22:18:50 ‹Xantan› and
08/11/2007 22:18:53 ‹Xantan› nachos
08/11/2007 22:18:57 ‹nevo› :twisted:
08/11/2007 22:18:59 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:37 ‹nevo› hey Xantan, how would you feel if i asked you to get married with me? :mrgreen:
08/11/2007 22:19:50 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:55 ‹Xantan› I'd say somethin like
08/11/2007 22:20:01 ‹Xantan› thats pretty ****ed up in the head, nevo ;]
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12/02/2007 9:52 AM (#25) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, msn talking to cal lord again, god he whines lolzzzz
[00:46] ҖάπΨΛŋ: http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=5
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: thats cheap xantan
[00:49] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hahaa
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: come on dude delete it please i thought we were friends
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08/22/2010 9:49 PM (#1455) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
zablex: Hmmmmmmm this is ... sum kind of shit >
zablex: oh and... why is my nick so blue
zablex: and why mod nicks're pink xD
FatherSpace: Why not?
UndeadxAssassin: Pink is amazing.
zablex: pink is gay
2Pac: It's not gay.
zablex: well not for girls
zablex: girls cant be gay
zablex: xD
Dekar: sure they can - only makes them hotter :D
2Pac: :D
UndeadxAssassin: o_o....
GeorgeMots: :D
zablex: XD
FatherSpace: Pink is also for manly men.
2Pac: well, no comment on that one, haha :D
UndeadxAssassin: Gay means happy ;o
zablex: Gay means rainbowz all teh day D:
UndeadxAssassin: Which is happy! xD
zablex: kindof
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10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat
(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.
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