BASH your life!

11/26/2012 2:28 AM (#1512) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(20:13:16) UndeadxAssassin: Same reason people look in the fridge two minutes after the last time they look.
(20:13:32) UndeadxAssassin: Maybe someone/something magically popped in during the time you weren't there.
(20:13:37) Bartimaeus: Who does that, Jen, o.o
(20:13:40) UndeadxAssassin: I do ;o
(20:13:49) UndeadxAssassin: I feel like something would magically appear
(20:13:54) UndeadxAssassin: if I don't look at it for 10 minutes
(20:13:54) Bartimaeus: I like how you threw "someone" in there.
(20:14:05) Bartimaeus: You found a random body in your fridge! Yay!
(20:15:26) UndeadxAssassin: If I was hungry enough, it wouldn't be there for long ;o

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your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter

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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating: -2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a three star rating!-2 | Click here to give a four star rating!-2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon

President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.

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For security reasons RELAKKS do not use any American software

12/18/2009 11:08 PM by Bartimaeus (#1429) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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009.12.18 - 14:03:33) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /afk
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:36) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /Away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:38) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:41) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /brb
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:43) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /dnd
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:45) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /cry
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:47) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /sad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:51) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /mad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:52) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /error
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:56) ChatBot: Error: Missing username.
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:59) (Aardvark): ...

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09/29/2012 11:51 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1504) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(19:44:44) Bartimaeus: You beat me. Not fair and square, but you definitely beat me.
(19:44:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:44:52) UndeadxAssassin: :|
(19:44:59) UndeadxAssassin: How wasn't it fair and square?
(19:45:05) Bartimaeus: Because this game is incredibly stupid
(19:45:06) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:45:28) Bartimaeus: It'd be like winning at Yahtzee fair and square.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: there's simply no such thing
(19:45:34) Bartimaeus: :D
(19:46:39) Bartimaeus: So...
(19:46:56) UndeadxAssassin: Luck is fair and square
(19:47:05) Bartimaeus: If you define it as such, then yes, you won fair and square.

11/07/2007 9:28 PM (#5) | Rating: 88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a three star rating!88 | Click here to give a four star rating!88 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

[21:02] ¯\\(O_o)/¯Robber-Boi: The thing is u could just ask for it before and i would have done it because im a friend of urs. already
[21:02] Dekar: yeah yeah
[21:02] Dekar: as the rest of the world
[21:03] Dekar: there are only 2 kinds of people, those who love me and those who want to smash my face with a rusty iron rod!

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

10/16/2010 5:21 AM (#1463) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(submitted by Bartimaeus, whom can't remember his password)

(2010.10.15 - 21:28:28) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:51) UndeadxAssassin: Hi Jen!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:04) UndeadxAssassin: Ohhai Jen! How are you?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:13) UndeadxAssassin: I'm good! Quite bored, though.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: That sucks. I'm bored, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:30) UndeadxAssassin: Wanna play some wc3?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:46) UndeadxAssassin: That would be tough to do since I don't have a CDKey or a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:54) UndeadxAssassin: ...if you don't have a computer how are you on chat?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:02) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:09) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:15) UndeadxAssassin: I use my phone?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:27) UndeadxAssassin: I see. It's much easier to get a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:32) UndeadxAssassin: You're on my computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:34) UndeadxAssassin: oic.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:40) UndeadxAssassin: So get off and let me get on.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:49) UndeadxAssassin: Get off my phone, then!
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:56) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:01) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:15) UndeadxAssassin: Smileys don't have colors, you know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:20) UndeadxAssassin: You know what?
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:44) UndeadxAssassin: Your face reminds me of the moon
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:50) UndeadxAssassin: You're bald, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:57) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, me.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:03) UndeadxAssassin: wait wut
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:07) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:16) UndeadxAssassin: It's rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:20) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:24) UndeadxAssassin: Rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:26) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:31) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:35) UndeadxAssassin: Wabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:43) UndeadxAssassin: osh...
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:48) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:01) UndeadxAssassin: DX
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:45) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:52) UndeadxAssassin: Get on wc3!
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:59) UndeadxAssassin: There's nothing to play and no one to play with
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:21) UndeadxAssassin: Make friends
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:23) UndeadxAssassin: I can't
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:37) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:39) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you, too >>
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:41) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:51) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:02) UndeadxAssassin: D:<
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:05) UndeadxAssassin: o.0
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:32) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:36) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:41) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: I Forget
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:19) UndeadxAssassin: It's okay, no one ever finishes my lyrics anyway
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:22) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:31) UndeadxAssassin: No, I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:34) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:38) UndeadxAssassin: I'm the real one
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:40) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu! D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:50) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:53) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:04) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:26) UndeadxAssassin: He's probably reading this and thinking "wtf are you on"
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:43) UndeadxAssassin: ....Right. I forgot he reads logs.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:50) UndeadxAssassin: Way to be ousted as crazy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: no u!
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm not the insane one.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:04) UndeadxAssassin: We're the same people!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin: Don't insult me like that!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:19) UndeadxAssassin: That's hurtful
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:26) UndeadxAssassin: You started it..
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:33) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:42) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:53) UndeadxAssassin: I'm sorry
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:54) UndeadxAssassin: No you're not.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:56) UndeadxAssassin: I know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:02) UndeadxAssassin: You suck.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:06) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, you do.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:10) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:22) UndeadxAssassin: Bart, she's not weird. She's just bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:31) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah! I'm just bored!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:46) UndeadxAssassin: her boredom comes at a huge price to her sanity.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:49) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:50) UndeadxAssassin: ...wait
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:57) UndeadxAssassin: See what I mean?
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin: Nuuuu
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:15) UndeadxAssassin: Insane woman!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:17) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:19) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:20) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:22) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:25) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:27) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:32) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:35) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:37) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:42) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:44) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:48) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:53) UndeadxAssassin: You're annoying.
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:59) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:00) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:05) UndeadxAssassin: I'm awesome.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:11) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:13) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:16) UndeadxAssassin: You suck
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:18) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:23) UndeadxAssassin: I quit.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:46) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:54) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:55) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:57) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:00) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:11) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:17) UndeadxAssassin: Patriotic spam!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:22) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:33) UndeadxAssassin: For anyone who comes in, you're not allowed to do this!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:48) UndeadxAssassin: I'm breaking a rule and no one can do anything about it
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:04) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:08) UndeadxAssassin: That looks sexy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:14) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:15) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:16) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:24) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:25) UndeadxAssassin: spam
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(2010.10.15 - 21:44:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:38) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:42) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:43) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:48) UndeadxAssassin: I am quite bored
(2010.10.15 - 21:45:00) UndeadxAssassin: brb, finding a life.
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:01) UndeadxAssassin: KENNEH
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: I have a new Haiku for you!
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:46) UndeadxAssassin: "Haikus are quite hard.
And sometimes they don't make sense!
Refrigerator."
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:40) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:59) Bartimaeus: That's a great haiku, Undead.

07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?

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