BASH your life!
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10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web
Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D
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01/06/2008 5:40 PM (#40) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
Sepharael: When i open up task manager and I go to processes it says 99 for cpu. Anyone know what this means?[/quote]
Xantan: computer is overworked, clearly.
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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon
President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.
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08/22/2010 9:49 PM (#1455) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
zablex: Hmmmmmmm this is ... sum kind of shit >
zablex: oh and... why is my nick so blue
zablex: and why mod nicks're pink xD
FatherSpace: Why not?
UndeadxAssassin: Pink is amazing.
zablex: pink is gay
2Pac: It's not gay.
zablex: well not for girls
zablex: girls cant be gay
zablex: xD
Dekar: sure they can - only makes them hotter :D
2Pac: :D
UndeadxAssassin: o_o....
GeorgeMots: :D
zablex: XD
FatherSpace: Pink is also for manly men.
2Pac: well, no comment on that one, haha :D
UndeadxAssassin: Gay means happy ;o
zablex: Gay means rainbowz all teh day D:
UndeadxAssassin: Which is happy! xD
zablex: kindof
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat
(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though
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08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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11/24/2007 10:41 PM (#19) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life
your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter
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11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
[3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
[Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
[3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
[Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
[Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
[3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:
[Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
[Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD
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09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f15/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.
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