BASH your life!
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03/02/2011 9:26 AM (#1480) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva
When I am around him for more than a few minutes, my throat would close up and I could hardly breathe. <a href="http://www.formspring.me/adonisec">cheapest cialis index</a>
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(14:20:16) ozzapoo: Btw, love the worm
(14:20:25) Dekar: worm?
(14:20:28) ozzapoo: wait
(14:20:29) ozzapoo: what is it?
(14:20:33) ozzapoo: your mascot
(14:20:37) Dekar: you tell me
(14:20:48) ozzapoo: no idea =/
(14:20:49) ozzapoo: snake?
(14:20:51) Dekar: -.-
(14:20:52) ozzapoo: python?
(14:20:56) Dekar: -.-
(14:20:57) ozzapoo: eel!
(14:20:58) ozzapoo: OH YEAH!
(14:20:58) Dekar: :D
(14:20:59) ozzapoo: :D
(14:21:05) ozzapoo: lol
(14:21:09) ozzapoo: im an idiot XD
(14:21:12) Dekar: man it has lightning
(14:21:18) ozzapoo: lol
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10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious
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10/23/2010 5:43 PM (#1467) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:22) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:29) (292722): Hello
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:32) diabloste: I were prepared this time
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:40) diabloste: I turned down the volume
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:49) (292722): Can anybody help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:59) diabloste: With what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:00) ChatBot: User (292722) - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:10) (292722): I need hack pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:11) UndeadxAssassin: Identify yourself!
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:19) diabloste: Oh
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:26) diabloste: "I need hack pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:27) (292722): pls i need hacks
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:38) diabloste: Wasn't that the same as in your inbox George?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:50) (292722): Can you help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:04) diabloste: Well you cant just come here say "I need hacks pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:09) (292722): I want to know how to cheat?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:12) UndeadxAssassin: Give me your IP address and I'll hack you.
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:13) diabloste: Hacks is an incredible large word
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:17) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:36) diabloste: Follow this link and accept following request and I'll hack you
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) UndeadxAssassin: Nevermind, I already know it
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) (292722): But i want to learn to hack
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:45) diabloste: lmao undead
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:48) diabloste: you bastard
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:02) (292722): Do you know how to cheat maps?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:09) diabloste: Yesh
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:15) UndeadxAssassin: omfg hacks.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:16) (292722): Will you teach me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:18) ChatBot: User GeorgeMots - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: Okay so theres like
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: idk
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:27) UndeadxAssassin: My mind was blown.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:28) diabloste: 3 guides out there
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:35) diabloste: and you want me
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:36) (292722): I cant read them
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:40) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) (292722): pls pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) diabloste: LUL WUT
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:01) diabloste: You cant read them?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:09) diabloste: Try google translate xP
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:11) UndeadxAssassin: Is that Greek
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:12) (292722): i cant understand english well
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:23) diabloste: Your greek undead?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:30) UndeadxAssassin: I'm everything.
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:41) diabloste: Your not danish <_<
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:43) (292722): undeadassasin can you help cheat this map?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:45) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:42) (292722): then what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) diabloste: double click it
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) UndeadxAssassin: Open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:53) (292722): okay
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:54) (292722): thx
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) (292722):
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:59) diabloste: np
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:07) (292722): need to copy paste
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) diabloste: nooo noo
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:16) diabloste: just open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) diabloste: and that was the last we saw of him
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) UndeadxAssassin: And we never heard from him again ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:40) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:49) diabloste: oh god
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:51) diabloste: I'm bleeding again
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:00) UndeadxAssassin: Time of month?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:03) UndeadxAssassin: I know how you feel
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:05) diabloste: yeh
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:12) diabloste: It's so fucking annoying
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:15) diabloste: and men just dont do shit to help
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:20) diabloste: they dont know how we feel right?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:33) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) diabloste: That was fast formatted lmao
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: Go your your Gyno o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:55) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:56) UndeadxAssassin: He'll help ;D
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:02) (292722): Fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:11) diabloste: Lol what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:13) UndeadxAssassin: I like pie.
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:14) diabloste: We didn't do nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:21) (292722): you killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:28) diabloste: no?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:39) (292722): yeah
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:52) diabloste: no we didn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): yes you did
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): it
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:12) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:27) diabloste: we didn't do anything!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:36) diabloste: Dont blame us for stuff we didn't do!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:37) (292722): who can help me
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:42) (292722): admin?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:46) GeorgeMots: Yes?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:54) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:57) GeorgeMots: -_-
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:59) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:12) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:28) (292722): diabloste killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:43) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:47) GeorgeMots: What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:49) diabloste: No I didnt
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:55) (292722): he posted virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:03) GeorgeMots: Jen is that true?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:16) diabloste: LOL
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) (292722): yes it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) diabloste: I posted virus?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:33) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:40) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:46) GeorgeMots: i guess Jen is away
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:36:09) diabloste: Type @echo off
(17:36:24) diabloste: del c://program files/system 32
(17:36:30) diabloste: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:57) GeorgeMots: diabloste what did you post?
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) GeorgeMots:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) (292722): yes
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:08) diabloste: NO I DIDNT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:23) diabloste: (23:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(23:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(23:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(23:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(23:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(23:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(23:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(23:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:27) GeorgeMots: well you shouldn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:40) GeorgeMots: shame on you, you even edited those
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:44) GeorgeMots: banhammer
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:48) diabloste: NO
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:49) (292722): ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:51) diabloste: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:00) UndeadxAssassin: Double negatives o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:11) UndeadxAssassin: You did not do nothing which means you did something ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:19) GeorgeMots: guest, did you type it?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:28) (292722): yes its virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:33) GeorgeMots: I know it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:39) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:43) diabloste: You're all pranking me
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:56) diabloste: At least
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:57) GeorgeMots: Why would you do that?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:58) diabloste: I still have my
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:01) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) GeorgeMots: Now i have to ban you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:07) diabloste: Never gonna run around
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:10) diabloste: and desert you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:17) GeorgeMots: plus you are spamming
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) diabloste: I AM NOT
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) (292722): pls hack this for me http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:05) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:19) diabloste: George I really didn't do anything
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:24) diabloste: I swear
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:51) GeorgeMots: watch your mouth
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:57) diabloste:
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:06) GeorgeMots: i must ban you its against the rules
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:21) diabloste: I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:25) GeorgeMots: its not like you posted a virus,you even posted porn!
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:33) diabloste: posted porn?
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:38) diabloste: when the hell did I post porn
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:42) GeorgeMots: (00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:53) diabloste: THATS NOT PORN
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:58) GeorgeMots: yes it
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:03) GeorgeMots: have you ever read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:07) UndeadxAssassin: It's 1 o'clock for George o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:11) diabloste: what rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:20) GeorgeMots: You havent read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:30) GeorgeMots: thats a seven days ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:39) diabloste: I DID READ THE RULES
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:50) diabloste: I especially liked rules 3
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:53) GeorgeMots: You just said you didnt?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:09) diabloste: Didn't what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:12) diabloste: I never did not nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:21) GeorgeMots: Sorry
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:28) GeorgeMots: even thought you are new
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:40) diabloste: You will bake a cake for me
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:45) diabloste: and dance around the christmas tree?
(2010.10.23 - 00:50:54) GeorgeMots: no
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:16) diabloste: Oh god I have to do something
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:23) diabloste: My uncle is... Pregnant
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:47) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.
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03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating:   Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD
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10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.
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11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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11/12/2007 9:09 PM (#15) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Dance Is Just the rythem of the heart
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03/15/2013 0:51 AM (#1518) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, freenode/##stm32
<dongs> HAI LETS TAKE PROCESSOR PACKAGE WITH 100 PINS AND THEN PUT IT IN TARDUINO FORM FACTOR AND ONLY BREAK OUT LIKE 12 PINS FROM THAT.
<dongs> WONDERFUL IDEA
<zyp> good morning
<emeb> what a senseless waste of I/O
<dongs> fucking asshole.
<dongs> s.
<dongs> #stm32 #arduino #rage #morning
<dongs> </tweet>
<dekar__> dongs, don't chip manufacturers do the same by putting an IC in a small package and only bonding some of the pins?
<emeb> dekar__: but usually they have the decency to charge you less for it. :)
<dekar__> emeb, you're mistaking artificial market segmentation for decency :P
<emeb> dekar__: looks the same on the outside.
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11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
[3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
[Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
[3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
[Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
[Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
[3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:
[Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
[Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD
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