BASH your life!

04/08/2011 4:59 PM by Dekar (#1484) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

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Jen: Epic colors.

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?

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03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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10/15/2012 7:26 PM (#1508) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(21:09:50) UndeadxAssassin: yur typin gbetre than I am
(21:09:56) UndeadxAssassin: :9
(21:10:00) UndeadxAssassin:
(21:10:02) AbusivePie: Yar much better
(21:10:23) AbusivePie: If you type slower o.o
(21:10:27) AbusivePie: You would make better sense
(21:12:31) UndeadxAssassin: Id on't want to take five minutes to type a secntence

07/04/2011 6:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1494) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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Humdah: I may admire your ass, but I will never find it attractive.

06/30/2011 1:11 AM (#1492) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(02:00:00) GeorgeMots: I dont believe you
(02:00:07) owner123: ITs not dekar
(02:00:09) owner123: I compared Ips.
(02:00:21) Shigekazu: its 2pac from the dead!
(02:00:26) (735319): Here in the old world we have dynamic IPs
(02:00:33) (735319): They change all the time
(02:00:38) owner123: . But I looked at every Ip you posted from
(02:00:49) (735319): I get a new one every 24h
(02:01:35) GeorgeMots: Im not sure if its dekar or not
(02:01:38) GeorgeMots: owner what you think/
(02:01:39) GeorgeMots: ?
(02:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:01:45) owner123: Idk..
(02:02:04) GeorgeMots: I do
(02:02:06) Shigekazu: so uhm, whos dekar?
(02:02:10) GeorgeMots: Wtf
(02:02:11) owner123: Forum maker
(02:02:11) owner123:
(02:02:13) GeorgeMots: you dont know dekar?
(02:02:17) GeorgeMots: sorry
(02:02:19) GeorgeMots: its
(02:02:20) GeorgeMots: Dekar
(02:02:20) Shigekazu: I was here for 2 days -.-
(02:02:39) GeorgeMots: Owner banhammer this guest
(02:02:45) owner123: lol
(02:02:48) GeorgeMots: He is impersonating dekar
(02:02:50) owner123: I think its dekar
(02:02:55) (735319): Lies!
(02:02:57) owner123: dare questioning me?
(02:03:01) owner123: ;o
(02:03:05) owner123: Thats a quote btw
(02:03:08) owner123: And
(02:03:12) owner123: Idk
(02:03:14) owner123: :o
(02:03:24) GeorgeMots: quote?
(02:03:26) GeorgeMots: from where?
(02:03:30) owner123: Nvm
(02:03:35) (735319): I didn't quote anyone
(02:03:35) Shigekazu: whats wrong with logging into the account of dekar >.>?
(02:03:40) owner123: It was this
(02:03:40) owner123: (18:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:03:43) (735319): but myself
(02:03:55) GeorgeMots: You are not dekar
(02:03:59) GeorgeMots: IPs dont match
(02:04:07) (735319): Your mom is not Dekar
(02:04:12) owner123: Lol watch him log on and kick me if I ban him ;P
(02:04:44) ChatBot: (735319) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:04:47) owner123: rawr.
(02:04:49) ChatBot: Banned Users: (imsopro)
(02:04:50) ChatBot: (726132) logs into the Chat.
(02:04:52) owner123: lets see
(02:04:54) GeorgeMots: rofl
(02:04:55) (726132): FU
(02:05:03) GeorgeMots: did you unban?
(02:05:06) owner123: its not dekar ;P. I dont think so atleast
(02:05:08) owner123: ytes i ddid
(02:05:12) owner123: Yes I did*
(02:05:14) GeorgeMots: you shouldnt
(02:05:16) GeorgeMots: he is trollng
(02:05:18) (726132): Your face is not Dekar!
(02:05:20) ChatBot: (726132) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:05:26) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:05:45) GeorgeMots:
(02:05:49) owner123: Not dekar
(02:05:50) owner123: lol
(02:06:00) GeorgeMots: Ye
(02:06:04) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:06:05) ChatBot: Ban of user (726132) revoked.
(02:06:08) Shigekazu: George arn't you an admin?
(02:06:15) ChatBot: (547635) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:16) owner123: Yea
(02:06:19) GeorgeMots: Yes i am
(02:06:19) owner123: lol
(02:06:21) owner123: hes back
(02:06:28) ChatBot: (547635) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:29) GeorgeMots: cause i revoked him
(02:06:34) ChatBot: (378750) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:38) ChatBot: (378750) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:39) Shigekazu: Don't you have equal/higher powers than onwer o.o
(02:06:42) ChatBot: (Dekar) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:43) owner123: Higher
(02:06:44) owner123: AHH
(02:06:45) Shigekazu: owner*
(02:06:46) ChatBot: owner123 logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:47) (Dekar): See!
(02:06:53) ChatBot: owner123 logs into the Chat.
(02:06:55) owner123: ;P
(02:06:56) owner123: Oh
(02:06:58) owner123: rofl
(02:06:59) owner123: you owned me
(02:07:02) owner123: well played
(02:07:03) GeorgeMots: ive got higher
(02:07:17) GeorgeMots: owner got owned
(02:07:23) owner123: ;(
(02:07:25) owner123: I sure did.
(02:07:37) owner123: well played troll .
(02:07:51) (Dekar): it somehow doesn't log me into chat O.o

09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.

06/08/2009 1:17 AM (#79) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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‹Dekar› who of you is from manila?
‹Ne|rd<3› me malaysia , sabah
‹Dekar› no one?
‹Dekar› I am just checking my statistics and most people are from the phillipines
‹Hillo› leechers
‹Ne|rd<3› nope.
‹Hillo› that come to download collided dota
‹Dekar› wait one l double p
‹Dekar› philippines
‹Ne|rd<3› dekar..
‹Ne|rd<3› can u help me out ?
‹Dekar› maybe
‹Hillo› you didn't even tell what map you're trying to cheat
‹Dekar› manila has 1,6 million people
‹Ne|rd<3› Stay Alive .w3x
‹Dekar› 1% of them visit my page
‹Ne|rd<3› lol..
‹Dekar› looks nice there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Manila_shanty.jpg
‹Dekar› O.o
‹Hillo› isn't manila the capital of philippines ?
‹Ne|rd<3› ya?
‹Dekar› yeah
‹Hillo› initialD lives there
‹Ne|rd<3› US now got H1N1 ady?
‹Dekar› the house in the middle?
‹Hillo› nah the greenhouse on the ceiling
‹Dekar› XD