BASH your life!

03/17/2013 2:28 PM (#1519) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(09:18:03) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:18:13) 13linkz: lol
(09:18:17) 13linkz: You won't trick me
(09:18:26) 13linkz: I mean you can't
(09:18:29) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:18:40) Bartimaeus: how would I be tricking you exactly
(09:18:54) 13linkz: By making me dumb enough
(09:19:00) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:19:02) 13linkz: to type that
(09:19:04) Bartimaeus: I can make people dumb?
(09:19:25) Bartimaeus: Type /quit? But I can do it...
(09:19:33) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:35) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:19:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:19:43) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:19:49) 13linkz: damn you bart
(09:19:49) Bartimaeus: Jen would've enjoyed that.
(09:19:50) Bartimaeus: ;o
(09:19:54) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:56) Bartimaeus: try a space, o.o
(09:20:02) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:07) Bartimaeus: :D
(09:20:13) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:15) 13linkz: -.-
(09:20:17) Bartimaeus: You did it wrong, o.o
(09:20:29) 13linkz: LOL!
(09:20:32) Bartimaeus: Do it right and you'll be able to do it, -.-
(09:20:34) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:20:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:55) 13linkz: I just type " /quit /quit"
(09:21:01) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:21:04) Bartimaeus: Put someone's name after it.
(09:21:07) Bartimaeus: It kicks them instead.
(09:21:11) 13linkz: NO!
(09:21:15) Bartimaeus: i.e. /quit Bartimaeus
(09:21:18) 13linkz: I knew it would kick me
(09:21:33) Bartimaeus: Well, okay then.
(09:21:40) Bartimaeus: Enjoy not getting back at me. :o
(09:21:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:21:43) Bartimaeus: rofl

01/12/2010 1:59 AM (#1435) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Dekar: you didn't pay your tithes - only a witch would do that
UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
UndeadxAssassin: I meant to say I AM out of town.
UndeadxAssassin: :D.
Dekar: okay you have time till tomorrow
Dekar: I think she lives in Pasadena in Maryland
UndeadxAssassin: O_O
Dekar: Gotta contact the local witchhunters
UndeadxAssassin: I'm still confused about how you knew that o.o
Dekar: I just asked GOD :D
ChatBot: Dekar has been logged out (Timeout).
UndeadxAssassin: I'm scared to know how DEkar knew where I lived o.o
UndeadxAssassin: I don't remember ever telling him o.o

01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

03/23/2011 12:37 AM by Dekar (#1483) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

649259057:NOGINSK ×ÀÒ!
649259057: 369546994
Dekar: hey
Dekar: spam here as well
Dekar: wanna buy viagra?

07/03/2008 11:30 PM by Dekar (#60) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

*We were discussing whether we should speak english or german in chat...
‹Dekar› So what? someone else could join O.o
‹King-Bushido› then i'll use the /kick command and we can talk :D
‹Dekar› kick ftw :D

10/21/2010 7:42 AM (#1465) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(08:38:50) CoSmOSaiNt: :19:30) FatherSpace: So, get any weird PMs?
(00:19:52) Bartimaeus: Yeah, from Cosmo.
(00:20:01) FatherSpace: Forward to me ploz?
(00:20:10) Bartimaeus: Why? ._.
(00:20:20) FatherSpace: I wanna see what he said.
(00:20:35) Bartimaeus: But why?
(00:20:47) FatherSpace: No particular reason...
(00:21:34) Bartimaeus: Give me a reason, and I'll do it.
(00:21:37) Bartimaeus: A reason that doesn't suck, though.
(00:22:36) FatherSpace: Hm... I convinced him you were black, and insisted that comments he made would offend you since you happen to read logs, and thus he should PM you an apology or something.
(00:22:57) FatherSpace: And by convinced, I mean told.
(00:23:24) Bartimaeus: Hahaha, excellent reason.
(00:23:27) Bartimaeus: I'm forwarding the PM.
(00:23:40) FatherSpace: <3
(08:38:52) CoSmOSaiNt: that FUCK STICK!!!
(08:38:53) CoSmOSaiNt: GRRRRRR
(08:39:14) GeorgeMots: rofl
(08:39:19) CoSmOSaiNt: dude im pissed
(08:39:24) CoSmOSaiNt: OMGHHHHH
(08:39:26) CoSmOSaiNt: @#Q$@#$!#@$#$
(08:39:30) CoSmOSaiNt: and wow
(08:40:06) CoSmOSaiNt: my god
(08:40:07) CoSmOSaiNt: im so pissed
(08:40:52) CoSmOSaiNt: im going to smite that jerry fuck

10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web

Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D

03/15/2013 0:51 AM (#1518) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, freenode/##stm32

<dongs> HAI LETS TAKE PROCESSOR PACKAGE WITH 100 PINS AND THEN PUT IT IN TARDUINO FORM FACTOR AND ONLY BREAK OUT LIKE 12 PINS FROM THAT.
<dongs> WONDERFUL IDEA
<zyp> good morning
<emeb> what a senseless waste of I/O
<dongs> fucking asshole.
<dongs> s.
<dongs> #stm32 #arduino #rage #morning
<dongs> </tweet>
<dekar__> dongs, don't chip manufacturers do the same by putting an IC in a small package and only bonding some of the pins?
<emeb> dekar__: but usually they have the decency to charge you less for it. :)
<dekar__> emeb, you're mistaking artificial market segmentation for decency :P
<emeb> dekar__: looks the same on the outside.

01/20/2009 7:51 AM (#70) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://www.schneier.com/

We used to quip that "password" is the most common password. Now it's "password1." Who said users haven't learned anything about security?

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