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10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web
Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D
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09/29/2012 11:51 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1504) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(19:44:44) Bartimaeus: You beat me. Not fair and square, but you definitely beat me.
(19:44:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:44:52) UndeadxAssassin: :|
(19:44:59) UndeadxAssassin: How wasn't it fair and square?
(19:45:05) Bartimaeus: Because this game is incredibly stupid
(19:45:06) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:45:28) Bartimaeus: It'd be like winning at Yahtzee fair and square.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: there's simply no such thing
(19:45:34) Bartimaeus: :D
(19:46:39) Bartimaeus: So...
(19:46:56) UndeadxAssassin: Luck is fair and square
(19:47:05) Bartimaeus: If you define it as such, then yes, you won fair and square.
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08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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11/27/2007 0:06 AM (#21) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
* inkedmn is BORED
< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.
< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work
< jbm> uh. got any pets?
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07/30/2009 1:26 PM by Dekar (#1415) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net
lichistheman: And now I am left to wonder what Dekar is thinking..
Dekar: I am cooler than the other side of your pillow!
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01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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(14:20:16) ozzapoo: Btw, love the worm
(14:20:25) Dekar: worm?
(14:20:28) ozzapoo: wait
(14:20:29) ozzapoo: what is it?
(14:20:33) ozzapoo: your mascot
(14:20:37) Dekar: you tell me
(14:20:48) ozzapoo: no idea =/
(14:20:49) ozzapoo: snake?
(14:20:51) Dekar: -.-
(14:20:52) ozzapoo: python?
(14:20:56) Dekar: -.-
(14:20:57) ozzapoo: eel!
(14:20:58) ozzapoo: OH YEAH!
(14:20:58) Dekar: :D
(14:20:59) ozzapoo: :D
(14:21:05) ozzapoo: lol
(14:21:09) ozzapoo: im an idiot XD
(14:21:12) Dekar: man it has lightning
(14:21:18) ozzapoo: lol
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11/07/2007 6:28 PM (#1) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat
(‹LEvoo› is testing the chats censor function...)
01/11/2007 11:51:54 ‹LEvoo› bit.h
01/11/2007 11:52:02 ‹LEvoo› bitc.h
01/11/2007 11:52:05 ‹LEvoo› mother
01/11/2007 11:52:10 ‹LEvoo› ****e.r
01/11/2007 11:52:15 ‹LEvoo› sit
01/11/2007 11:52:18 ‹LEvoo› sith
01/11/2007 11:52:21 ‹LEvoo› shit
01/11/2007 11:52:28 ‹LEvoo› siht
01/11/2007 11:52:32 ‹LEvoo› holy
01/11/2007 11:52:38 ‹LEvoo› suck
01/11/2007 11:52:41 ‹LEvoo› dick
01/11/2007 12:11:00 * Georgemots joins General chat
01/11/2007 12:11:11 ‹Georgemots› lol
01/11/2007 15:04:51 * -LiOneL- joins General chat
01/11/2007 17:48:37 * LEvoo joins General chat
01/11/2007 17:49:33 ‹LEvoo› OMG
01/11/2007 19:40:29 * weirdone2 joins General chat
01/11/2007 19:55:24 ‹weirdone2› Got something on your mind levoo? :P
01/11/2007 21:11:04 * Xantan joins General chat
01/11/2007 21:11:57 ‹Xantan› lol
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01/12/2010 1:59 AM (#1435) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
Dekar: you didn't pay your tithes - only a witch would do that
UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
UndeadxAssassin: I meant to say I AM out of town.
UndeadxAssassin: :D.
Dekar: okay you have time till tomorrow
Dekar: I think she lives in Pasadena in Maryland
UndeadxAssassin: O_O
Dekar: Gotta contact the local witchhunters
UndeadxAssassin: I'm still confused about how you knew that o.o
Dekar: I just asked GOD :D
ChatBot: Dekar has been logged out (Timeout).
UndeadxAssassin: I'm scared to know how DEkar knew where I lived o.o
UndeadxAssassin: I don't remember ever telling him o.o
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10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat
(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though
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