BASH your life!

03/01/2011 4:40 AM (#1479) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Bartville

(2010.01.20 - 21:09:56) Bartimaeus: Blabs, what's your opinion on the controversy of the banana?
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:23) blabs: really wtf are u on about
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:29) blabs: i have no idea
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:34) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:11) Bartimaeus: I have a banana that's a little under-ripe, and I'm hungry, right? Should I eat it now and enjoy not being as hungry, but suffer from it being under-ripe? Or should I wait until a later date that I might not be as hungry, yet enjoy it more because of it's better and matured taste?
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:43) Bartimaeus: Truly a dilemma.
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:57) blabs: mm ok eat it
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:07) blabs: rofl cant wait for anything
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:16) Bartimaeus: FatherSpace said that would be like drinking arsenic, but Kyubi said it would be O.K.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:26) blabs: take what u want when u can because it may never return
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:27) Bartimaeus: I can wait, but I might not be as hungry.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:43) Bartimaeus: Yeah, but I'm hiding it in my computer case.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:46) Bartimaeus: So that's not a problem.
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:05) blabs: may i ask are u drunk
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:06) blabs: ?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:12) blabs: lmao
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:25) Bartimaeus: Not at all! Why would you think that, good sir?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:40) blabs: ummmmmmmmm dont know
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:19) Bartimaeus: I'm just so very hungry, and very excited to eat this banana. But would it be better to wait? A question like this has not been asked in ages, I tell you.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:22) blabs: well waiting is good if u can i supose
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:33) Bartimaeus: Of course. I haven't eaten all day.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:48) Bartimaeus: I woke up this morning, decided to eat a banana, noticed it was a little green, and got busy with computer.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:53) blabs: i just had a pie mm yum
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:17) Bartimaeus: Now it's been like 12 hours, and I still haven't eaten.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:25) Bartimaeus: It's still as green, unfortunately.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:27) blabs: yeh me 2 when i got up i came online and cheated 10 maps
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:41) blabs: dont eat it then
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:46) blabs: wait
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:56) blabs: have a glass of water
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:06) blabs: u fell better for a while
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus: That's what I had earlier.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:15) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:20) Bartimaeus: No, I didn't even do that.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:25) Bartimaeus: Probably why I have a head-ache.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:48) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I'll keep the banana in my computer case for two days.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:20) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your wisdom, great and wise Blabs, for I would surely would not have out-lived the day if not for your advice.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:39) Bartimaeus: Um.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:42) Bartimaeus: Lived the day, that is.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:49) Bartimaeus: Don't know why I said "out-lived", lol.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:53) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:57) Bartimaeus: Yeah, out-lived is right.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:00) Bartimaeus: Right?
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:25) Bartimaeus: Tomorrow, I'll add a similar one to my case, as well.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:52) blabs: omg failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:56) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:02) blabs: im lost
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:17) Bartimaeus: Where'd I lose you? lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:27) blabs: at the shop
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:35) Bartimaeus: Shop?
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:42) blabs: dont worrie
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:47) blabs: its kk
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:52) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm crazier than I think, I don't remember any shop.
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:57) blabs: keep it in your comp for 2 days
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:04) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:11) Bartimaeus: Alright, thanks.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:14) blabs: u a funny guy
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:18) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, it'll be more ripe by then.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:21) Bartimaeus: Hi, thanks, you too.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:28) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:52) blabs: so how many like red guys are there
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:58) Kryptonyte: 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:02) Kryptonyte: Exactly 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:07) Bartimaeus: You know, keeping it in my case doesn't sound like the best idea right now. I mean, if I hit the power button tomorrow morning, the banana peel might conduct the electricy and fry my video card that my banana is sitting under.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:29) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:34) Bartimaeus: electricity*
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:56) blabs: so there are 60 leaders idont think so
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:05) Bartimaeus: I could put it in my hardrive holder...
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:08) Kryptonyte: dude
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:10) Kryptonyte: it's the truth
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:11) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) blabs: really
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) Kryptonyte: 60 red guys
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:23) blabs: omg
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:27) Bartimaeus: Yeah, we have sixty admins if I remember, correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) blabs: admins are green
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) Bartimaeus: Most of them are lazy bums and never get on, but whatever.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:44) Bartimaeus: They're there.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:47) Bartimaeus: Nope, they're red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:48) blabs: and that arnt they
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:56) blabs: ohh ok
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) Bartimaeus: Green is moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) blabs: whats lanaya
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:08) Bartimaeus: See, I'm red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) Bartimaeus: Blue is super moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:19) blabs: ok kool
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:22) Bartimaeus: And then other red is Co-Admin.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:32) blabs: whats a cheaters colour
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:40) Bartimaeus: Purple, if I remember correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:45) blabs: nice
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:05) Bartimaeus: Most of them are homosexuals, if I recall correctly, so we needed a color to suit them. We asked what they wanted, and that's what they told us.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:13) Bartimaeus: So don't blame us.l
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:15) blabs: i hope to have a colour one day soon
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:29) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:40) blabs: white is to plane
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:43) blabs: pla
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:47) blabs: n*
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:49) Bartimaeus: Well, White/Black.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:50) blabs: failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:54) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:35) Bartimaeus: Well....
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:42) blabs: so ok im off to cheat a map a woderfull map indeed
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:50) Bartimaeus: Okay, have fun.
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:56) blabs: why ty
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:58) blabs: u 2
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:06) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:18) Bartimaeus: I'm going to go read a book.
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:23) Bartimaeus: Before I fall over from exhaustion.

12/18/2009 8:03 AM by Bartimaeus (#1426) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(2009.12.17 - 22:55:57) Bartimaeus: Well, I'm going to bed. It's been a nice chat guys - feel free to say crap behind my back while I'm gone; you guys probably do, anyways.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:03) Bartimaeus:
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:08) Black-Hole: Na
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:14) Black-Hole: That only ozza
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:19) Bartimaeus: Heh.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:32) Black-Hole: You dislike me and yet im the only one that dosnt make mean statements about you
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:35) Ozzapoo: Cya
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:44) Ozzapoo: Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:02) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:15) Ozzapoo: Let's say bad shit behind his back XD
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:21) Black-Hole: You can :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:16) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:37) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:39) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:41) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:43) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:44) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:46) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:48) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:53) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Bartimaeus: And Ozzapoo? I'm always watching.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:58) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:59) Black-Hole: hi bart
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:02) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:08) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:13) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:18) Black-Hole: That was funny
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:29) Black-Hole: Hes watching you Ozza!
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:41) Kelvingts: Bart is standing beside me
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:50) ChatBot: Black-Hole is now known as (Aardvark).
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:52) (Aardvark): :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:57) (Aardvark): Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:22) (Aardvark): Haha ozzas all quiet now..
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:42) Kelvingts: He was scared.

One comment

07/15/2010 12:41 AM (#1446) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, ##C++, irc.freenode.net

<curtana> nngh
<Krylar> define nngh?
<curtana> groan issued with teeth clenched together in distaste
<curtana> see also: PHP, politicians and manual memory management

11/26/2007 1:29 AM (#20) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

Yeah... I dunno why, but I told my dad about me writing a book the other day. Told him what the main character says, as he begins neutral. He says "Welcome to the days of everlasting hell..." and yeah... My dad flipped. I don't get it, what's with people and the word Hell?

03/08/2009 6:05 AM (#73) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Dekar at redscull.com

Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile

03/08/2011 10:47 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1482) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, AIM

Bartimaeus 4:25 pm
Do you have any babies I could eat?

08/22/2010 9:49 PM (#1455) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

zablex: Hmmmmmmm this is ... sum kind of shit >
zablex: oh and... why is my nick so blue
zablex: and why mod nicks're pink xD
FatherSpace: Why not?
UndeadxAssassin: Pink is amazing.
zablex: pink is gay
2Pac: It's not gay.
zablex: well not for girls
zablex: girls cant be gay
zablex: xD
Dekar: sure they can - only makes them hotter :D
2Pac: :D
UndeadxAssassin: o_o....
GeorgeMots: :D
zablex: XD
FatherSpace: Pink is also for manly men.
2Pac: well, no comment on that one, haha :D
UndeadxAssassin: Gay means happy ;o
zablex: Gay means rainbowz all teh day D:
UndeadxAssassin: Which is happy! xD
zablex: kindof

11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.

11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

01/18/2008 10:17 PM (#46) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, service description of "RELAKKS", a swedish anonymizer proxy

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