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01/09/2010 9:35 AM by Dekar (#1433) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net
(09:31:23 AM) ozzapoo: -.-
(09:31:57 AM) ozzapoo: My dad thought it would be fun to try out a random frige he found on the street
(09:32:05 AM) ozzapoo: it broke our power circuit.
(09:32:20 AM) ozzapoo: lol
(09:32:22 AM) Dekar: lol
(09:32:25 AM) Dekar: EPIC
(09:32:26 AM) Dekar: :D
(09:32:29 AM) ozzapoo: OH GOD
(09:32:32 AM) ozzapoo: PLEASE DONT PUT THIS ON OB
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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12/02/2007 9:40 AM (#24) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, Xantan + Cal Lord
[00:30] 50.cal.lord: hey mitch
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hey
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: sup
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: nothing much siting here being pissed off waiting till 7 am so i can go to the pharmacy to get some stuff to get rid of crabs
[00:34] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: dude this shit is worse then chicken pocs man its like 10 times worse
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: fucking itchy as hell
[00:36] 50.cal.lord: stay away from weird ponany it will get you in trouble every time
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: it fucking isnt funny if you had crabs you wouldnt be laughing i swear to go
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: god
[00:37] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
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Human:/wrists
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: about commiting suicide
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about commiting suicide.
Human: do you like commiting suicide?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: have you tried so far?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: what is that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" Ayuh." means exactly what it says.
Human: so Ayuh I guess?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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06/10/2009 1:40 AM by Dekar (#82) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<toad_> which is yet another reason why freenet sucks on laptops ... :|
<gerard_> :p
<gerard_> the more lightweight the better
<toad_> so i spent a year making freenet work worse on the type of computer that is dominant and will be overwhelmingly dominant soon
<toad_> :|
<dekar_> strike the "on laptops" :P
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09/29/2012 11:51 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1504) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(19:44:44) Bartimaeus: You beat me. Not fair and square, but you definitely beat me.
(19:44:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:44:52) UndeadxAssassin: :|
(19:44:59) UndeadxAssassin: How wasn't it fair and square?
(19:45:05) Bartimaeus: Because this game is incredibly stupid
(19:45:06) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:45:28) Bartimaeus: It'd be like winning at Yahtzee fair and square.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: there's simply no such thing
(19:45:34) Bartimaeus: :D
(19:46:39) Bartimaeus: So...
(19:46:56) UndeadxAssassin: Luck is fair and square
(19:47:05) Bartimaeus: If you define it as such, then yes, you won fair and square.
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01/04/2011 4:37 PM by 2Pac (#1473) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:34:22) Dude: Haha, WAIT.....Processing.... UndeadxAssassin's a girl?
(16:34:28) Hillo: nope
(16:34:32) Hillo: she's just pretending to be a girl
(16:34:34) UndeadxAssassin: No?
(16:34:34) Dude: lucky...:|
(16:34:36) 2Pac: it's both
(16:34:36) UndeadxAssassin: ^
(16:34:40) 2Pac: :D
(16:34:42) 2Pac: WIN.
(16:34:44) Hillo: and 2pac is old
(16:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Damnit Pac
(16:34:46) UndeadxAssassin: Damn
(16:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: it
(16:34:52) 2Pac: HARR
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12/02/2007 9:52 AM (#25) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, msn talking to cal lord again, god he whines lolzzzz
[00:46] ҖάπΨΛŋ: http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=5
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: thats cheap xantan
[00:49] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hahaa
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: come on dude delete it please i thought we were friends
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08/11/2008 10:37 PM (#62) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
04:33PM <ayds> Hey, you don't really know a person until you have a least two fingers in their anus.
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12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED
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