BASH your life!
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09/29/2012 11:51 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1504) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(19:44:44) Bartimaeus: You beat me. Not fair and square, but you definitely beat me.
(19:44:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:44:52) UndeadxAssassin: :|
(19:44:59) UndeadxAssassin: How wasn't it fair and square?
(19:45:05) Bartimaeus: Because this game is incredibly stupid
(19:45:06) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:45:28) Bartimaeus: It'd be like winning at Yahtzee fair and square.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: there's simply no such thing
(19:45:34) Bartimaeus: :D
(19:46:39) Bartimaeus: So...
(19:46:56) UndeadxAssassin: Luck is fair and square
(19:47:05) Bartimaeus: If you define it as such, then yes, you won fair and square.
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01/09/2010 9:35 AM by Dekar (#1433) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net
(09:31:23 AM) ozzapoo: -.-
(09:31:57 AM) ozzapoo: My dad thought it would be fun to try out a random frige he found on the street
(09:32:05 AM) ozzapoo: it broke our power circuit.
(09:32:20 AM) ozzapoo: lol
(09:32:22 AM) Dekar: lol
(09:32:25 AM) Dekar: EPIC
(09:32:26 AM) Dekar: :D
(09:32:29 AM) ozzapoo: OH GOD
(09:32:32 AM) ozzapoo: PLEASE DONT PUT THIS ON OB
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01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!
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10/10/2010 4:48 PM (#1461) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
(14:58:27) Lanaya: Hi sexy
(14:59:01) GeorgeMots: Hey honey
(14:59:12) Lanaya: sorry, i'm not gay
(14:59:26) Lanaya: jk o.o
(14:59:36) GeorgeMots: damn
(14:59:37) GeorgeMots: :(
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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10/15/2012 7:26 PM (#1508) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
(21:09:50) UndeadxAssassin: yur typin gbetre than I am
(21:09:56) UndeadxAssassin: :9
(21:10:00) UndeadxAssassin:
(21:10:02) AbusivePie: Yar much better
(21:10:23) AbusivePie: If you type slower o.o
(21:10:27) AbusivePie: You would make better sense
(21:12:31) UndeadxAssassin: Id on't want to take five minutes to type a secntence
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Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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08/22/2010 9:49 PM (#1455) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
zablex: Hmmmmmmm this is ... sum kind of shit >
zablex: oh and... why is my nick so blue
zablex: and why mod nicks're pink xD
FatherSpace: Why not?
UndeadxAssassin: Pink is amazing.
zablex: pink is gay
2Pac: It's not gay.
zablex: well not for girls
zablex: girls cant be gay
zablex: xD
Dekar: sure they can - only makes them hotter :D
2Pac: :D
UndeadxAssassin: o_o....
GeorgeMots: :D
zablex: XD
FatherSpace: Pink is also for manly men.
2Pac: well, no comment on that one, haha :D
UndeadxAssassin: Gay means happy ;o
zablex: Gay means rainbowz all teh day D:
UndeadxAssassin: Which is happy! xD
zablex: kindof
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01/08/2008 7:28 AM by Dekar (#42) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
<Xantan showed that he has no clue about domains/dns. I wasted hours!>
xantan: idk even whats going on
xantan: lol
xantan: =/
Dekar: do something useful and suffocate on something!
xantan: bleh
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11/26/2007 1:29 AM (#20) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Yeah... I dunno why, but I told my dad about me writing a book the other day. Told him what the main character says, as he begins neutral. He says "Welcome to the days of everlasting hell..." and yeah... My dad flipped. I don't get it, what's with people and the word Hell?
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