BASH your life!

07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).

11/16/2007 5:44 AM (#18) | Rating: -1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a three star rating!-1 | Click here to give a four star rating!-1 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

10/21/2010 7:42 AM (#1465) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(08:38:50) CoSmOSaiNt: :19:30) FatherSpace: So, get any weird PMs?
(00:19:52) Bartimaeus: Yeah, from Cosmo.
(00:20:01) FatherSpace: Forward to me ploz?
(00:20:10) Bartimaeus: Why? ._.
(00:20:20) FatherSpace: I wanna see what he said.
(00:20:35) Bartimaeus: But why?
(00:20:47) FatherSpace: No particular reason...
(00:21:34) Bartimaeus: Give me a reason, and I'll do it.
(00:21:37) Bartimaeus: A reason that doesn't suck, though.
(00:22:36) FatherSpace: Hm... I convinced him you were black, and insisted that comments he made would offend you since you happen to read logs, and thus he should PM you an apology or something.
(00:22:57) FatherSpace: And by convinced, I mean told.
(00:23:24) Bartimaeus: Hahaha, excellent reason.
(00:23:27) Bartimaeus: I'm forwarding the PM.
(00:23:40) FatherSpace: <3
(08:38:52) CoSmOSaiNt: that FUCK STICK!!!
(08:38:53) CoSmOSaiNt: GRRRRRR
(08:39:14) GeorgeMots: rofl
(08:39:19) CoSmOSaiNt: dude im pissed
(08:39:24) CoSmOSaiNt: OMGHHHHH
(08:39:26) CoSmOSaiNt: @#Q$@#$!#@$#$
(08:39:30) CoSmOSaiNt: and wow
(08:40:06) CoSmOSaiNt: my god
(08:40:07) CoSmOSaiNt: im so pissed
(08:40:52) CoSmOSaiNt: im going to smite that jerry fuck

04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007

(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/​forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-H​onor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.

One comment

12/18/2008 4:42 PM (#68) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(16:15:17) Kryptonyte: Hey. You're good with computers, right?
(16:16:34) Dekar: nope
(16:16:50) Kryptonyte: Anyways.... firefox and internet expolorer can't connect to the web....
(16:16:56) Kryptonyte: So... wtf is the problem?
(16:16:59) Dekar: dns server
(16:17:10) Kryptonyte: ...k. How do I fix it?
(16:17:17) Dekar: uhm chose a different one
(16:17:23) Kryptonyte: Lmao.
(16:17:31) Kryptonyte: I don't even know what a DNS server is.
(16:17:39) Kryptonyte: I haven't a clue how to "choose another one". = /
(16:18:31) Dekar: okay
(16:18:38) Dekar: go to your network connections
(16:18:50) Dekar: open the properties of the one that connects you to the net
(16:19:03) Dekar: search for tcp/ip stuff
(16:19:14) Dekar: here you should be able to set a dns server
(16:19:30) Dekar: use them:
208.67.222.222
208.67.220.220
(16:19:41) Dekar: reconnect and it should work
(16:20:46) Kryptonyte: er...
(16:21:00) Kryptonyte: Mine goes 3 digits, 3 digits, 3 digits, 2 digits.
(16:21:13) Kryptonyte: I can't enter 208.67.222.222
(16:22:37) Dekar: uhm?
(16:22:51) Dekar: it says something like subnet mask?
(16:22:56) Dekar: or dns?
(16:23:14) Dekar: nameserver?
(16:23:16) Kryptonyte: There was two options.
"Obtain DNS automatically"
(16:23:19) Kryptonyte: and then enter one
(16:23:23) Dekar: enter them
(16:23:26) Kryptonyte: I couldn't enter the one you gave me
(16:23:27) Dekar: fits
(16:23:36) Dekar: they do
(16:23:51) Dekar: you probably made a space or w/e
(16:24:34) Kryptonyte: Oh, lol. nvm. :P I got it.
(16:24:35) Kryptonyte: ty
(16:24:40) Dekar: -.-
(16:24:43) Dekar: works again?
(16:24:48) Kryptonyte: yeah

09/18/2012 6:11 PM (#1501) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(23:29:26) (598892): i'm gabe newell
(23:29:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(23:30:17) (598892): you're not fat enough to be gabe newell
(23:34:24) ChatBot: UndeadxAssassin has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:35:20) (598892): she took that hard
(23:35:29) (598892): we can't all be gabe newell

11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.

11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net

(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol

12/12/2007 10:43 PM (#34) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Diana Mnatsakanyan, public radio Armenia

It is impossible to fake anything during the Eurovision. All calculations are made by a German company.

11/29/2009 1:15 AM (#1419) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

(11:23:57) xkiska: OMFG LANAYA U MADE ME DIE WITHOUT SAVING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE U THE KITTEN WAS ABOUT TO GET A BIG KITTEN AND GET A WIFE SO STFU U DUMBDFUCK KTHX, I RLLY WANTED THAT KITTEN GO TO HELL U STUPID DUMBASS WHO IS A FUCKING LOWLIFE MOFO, SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B.