BASH your life!

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

01/15/2010 0:58 AM by Bartimaeus (#1438) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

Here is another one from my dad.

Dad: So, there's these two guys in a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. Both guys have been drinking quite a bit. The guy in a blue shirt says to the other guy, "Dude, do you know that if you jump out of this building, there's air currents going around the building, that when you get near the bottom of the ground, they'll stop you, and push you back up into the fifteenth floor?" The other guy is like, "No way, dude. If you think I'll even THINK about trying that, you're crazy!". So the guy in blue says, "Come on, I'll show you." So, he opens a window, and jumps out. He's falling, falling, falling...and right as he's about to hit the ground, he stops, and then is pushed up by the air currents, and into a window on the fifteenth floor. The other guy is watching, sees it, and meets the guy in blue as he's coming up the elevator. Guy in blue says, "See? I told you." Other guy: "No way, man. There's no way that's going to happen again. That was just some fluke...there's just no way...". Blue guy says, "Come on. I'll show you." So he jumps out again...he's falling, falling...and once again, he stops right before he hits the ground, and is shot up from the air-currents into the fifteen floor. They meet back up at the bar, and the other guy is like, "Oh my gosh...that's CRAZY. I'll have to try it." So the other guy goes towards the window, breathing heavily...and jumps. Falling, falling, falling...SPLAT. The guy in blue is looking, and shakes his head. The bartender says, "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Super Man."

12/07/2007 8:39 PM by Dekar (#30) | Rating: 24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a three star rating!24 | Click here to give a four star rating!24 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/

*General Spoon spammed wc3edit.net*

General Spoon:
http://forum.wc3edit.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3111
Quick, before it closes!!

http://forum.wc3edit.net/viewforum.php?f=7
Ohh...he's gonna hate me now Razz

*few minutes later*

Gee, real mature.

BTW Dekar, nice job IP banning me...AT MY SCHOOL COMPUTER! ROFL! And you banned me before I could make a topic saying you told people to kill your cat...

Ah well, I'll check out the aftermath when I get on another computer. What I see shall teach me much.

Dekar:
*click me ;)*
how many clicks did you do?
i made one!

greets Dekar

General Spoon:
But, you IP banned the school computer. Not my home computer. I find that funny.

Dekar:
nope, I've banned every IP you posted from ;)
Get dynamic IP, I can get a new one every time I like to :P

06/30/2008 1:30 AM (#59) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit

23:15:47 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› can you read the topic i just posted for the Undead Assault 1.5b beta 7
23:15:55 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› See if its ok or something wrong?
23:15:55 ‹Ozzapoo› No

03/23/2011 12:37 AM by Dekar (#1483) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

649259057:NOGINSK ×ÀÒ!
649259057: 369546994
Dekar: hey
Dekar: spam here as well
Dekar: wanna buy viagra?

09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f1​5/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#​p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.

03/14/2010 0:20 AM (#1442) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, W3EDIT chat

AJAX Chat

Kanava: Tyyli: Kieli:
(00:34:21) 2Pac: Is that allowed? lul.
(00:34:25) Bartimaeus: My name is clearly Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:34:38) FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(00:34:50) FatherSpace: Oh yeah, I'm probably wrong.
(00:34:50) Bartimaeus: Says the guy who posted it in chat.
(00:35:01) FatherSpace: I must have just been confused by him having the same avatar as you.
(00:35:20) FatherSpace: I'm a mod posting it in chat to a small group of people, most of whom know exactly what it is.
(00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(00:35:23) ChatBot: Kryptonyte kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:30) ChatBot: Hillo kirjautui sisään.
(00:35:35) ChatBot: haxorico kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:39) Hillo: it's a party in here!
(00:35:41) Hillo: drinks all around
(00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(00:35:47) Hillo: I mean
(00:35:48) Hillo: bans*
(00:35:51) Hillo: I meant to say bans
(00:35:53) Bartimaeus: +9000
(00:35:56) Hillo: I'm too tired for this
(00:36:01) 2Pac: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
(00:36:07) FatherSpace: Bart's good at drinking.
(00:36:15) 2Pac: so is pyro
(00:36:16) Bartimaeus: Only when I have a banana.
(00:36:23) Hillo: pyro is quite good at it
(00:36:41) Hillo: wake up at 6.30 and start drinking
(00:36:47) Hillo: then don't sleep in 2 days
(00:36:49) Hillo: go to work
(00:36:50) Hillo: gg
(00:37:04) ChatBot: Ozzapoo kirjautui sisään.
(00:37:10) Ozzapoo: OMG
(00:37:10) 2Pac: Welcome ozzapoo.
(00:37:14) Ozzapoo: BARTY IS HERE!!!
(00:37:21) Bartimaeus: Hi.
(00:37:26) 2Pac: Oh, let me guess, W3E helpdesk?
(00:37:27) Bartimaeus: Your hated tyrant is indeed, here.
(00:37:29) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:30) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:34) Ozzapoo: BARTO!
(00:37:37) Hillo: ozzy
(00:37:39) FatherSpace: Aw, we don't hate you...
(00:37:41) Ozzapoo: Hm. Barto.
(00:37:46) FatherSpace: In fact, some of us even love you. <3
(00:37:49) Hillo: we just don't like you that's all
(00:37:50) Hillo: ^^
(00:37:54) Bartimaeus: Well, I hate all of you.
(00:37:55) Bartimaeus:
(00:38:01) 2Pac: .
(00:38:06) 2Pac: I did nothing.
(00:38:07) FatherSpace: Even me?
(00:38:19) Hillo: especially you
(00:38:26) FatherSpace: But I was like, 99% certain you were my BFF.
(00:38:35) Bartimaeus: Nope. That's me and Dekar.
(00:38:38) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:38:43) Bartimaeus: ...At least, that's what he says.
(00:38:45) FatherSpace: No, you're brothers.
(00:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(00:39:14) FatherSpace: And why would he post porn in chat and lie?
(00:39:15) 2Pac: And I say that you're married.
(00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:39:22) 2Pac: with Dekar.
(00:39:43) Bartimaeus: Now I have to ban Bushido.
(00:39:45) Bartimaeus: Sigh.
(00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(00:39:51) Ozzapoo: Sigh indeed.
(00:39:52) 2Pac: Damnit.
(00:39:54) Ozzapoo:
(00:39:58) FatherSpace: Book it, Pacman!
(00:40:05) 2Pac: I'm going to spread it now.
(00:40:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:40:21) Bartimaeus: Dekar knows where you live.
(00:40:28) 2Pac: OHST.
(00:40:29) FatherSpace: I know what your name is.
(00:40:31) Bartimaeus: He'll send me after you, and I'll kill you.
(00:40:32) FatherSpace: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(00:40:44) 2Pac: Ok, Fine.
(00:40:47) Bartimaeus: ...Yeah...but you can't exactly track me with a first name,
(00:40:47) 2Pac: I'll keep the secret.
(00:40:49) 2Pac: for me.
(00:40:50) FatherSpace: But only your first name, 'cause my memory's not good enough to waste on a last name.
(00:40:56) Bartimaeus: All you can do is blackmail me.
(00:40:59) Ozzapoo: Bartimaeus, someone dedicated enough can
(00:41:10) Bartimaeus: Probably.
(00:41:33) Bartimaeus: Gotta' get a legal name change.
(00:41:34) Bartimaeus: >.>
(00:41:57) 2Pac: Maybe I have to pay Dekar some Money to tell me your name? haha.
(00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:16) Bartimaeus: He'd probably take your money and than give it to me,
(00:42:22) 2Pac: ._.
(00:42:24) FatherSpace: Doubtful.
(00:42:31) FatherSpace: He'd probably take the money, and that'd be it.
(00:42:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:56) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui sisään.
(00:42:58) owner123: Guys
(00:43:01) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:02) 2Pac: Girls.
(00:43:08) owner123: ...
(00:43:10) owner123: People
(00:43:12) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:15) FatherSpace: Only Jen's a girl in here, now that Lanny's banned.
(00:43:28) Ozzapoo: Labanned.
(00:43:30) 2Pac: Oh, right.
(00:43:36) owner123: Why is 2Pac's profile screwed up? like nothing shows up for me
(00:43:41) owner123: http://forum.wc3edit.net/bitch-b​itch-bitch-f35/d-i-hate-the-idiot​s-t6131.html
(00:43:43) owner123: On that
(00:43:45) owner123: No picture
(00:43:48) owner123: On PM button
(00:43:50) owner123: No info
(00:43:54) owner123: Just the thing he said
(00:43:55) FatherSpace: 'Cause his avatar 404'd?
(00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(00:44:00) 2Pac:
(00:44:06) 2Pac: That was from my old Account.
(00:44:07) owner123: No info either.
(00:44:10) owner123: Oh
(00:44:12) owner123: Ic
(00:44:18) 2Pac: It was deleted when I joined back.
(00:44:20) owner123: and why was lanaya demoted?
(00:44:31) FatherSpace: Why does it concern you?
(00:44:32) 2Pac: That's none of your business.
(00:44:37) owner123: =\ k
(00:44:41) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui ulos.
(00:44:42) Ozzapoo: Oh
(00:44:46) Bartimaeus: I already told him anyways - he has poor memory, :/
(00:44:48) Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(00:45:03) 2Pac: HE KNOWS TO MUCH.
(00:45:06) Bartimaeus: He forgot I already told him that the warning didn't count, too.
(00:45:06) Ozzapoo: I am soo tempted to warn him for posting rickroll shit
(00:45:18) Bartimaeus: Than you may want to warn FatherSpace.
(00:45:23) Bartimaeus: As he's the one who posted it in chat.
(00:45:29) FatherSpace:
(00:45:34) Ozzapoo: Chat is fine
(00:45:35) Bartimaeus:
(00:45:38) Ozzapoo: Forums is a no no
(00:45:46) Bartimaeus: Owner got it from FatherSpace.
(00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(00:45:56) Bartimaeus: The problem, thus, originates from FatherSpace.
(00:46:07) 2Pac: Bart, fix those Rules for the chat -> http://forum.wc3edit.net/announc​es/general-forum-rules-t890.html
(00:46:10) Bartimaeus: Without FatherSpace, he would've never gotten it, and I don't see any rule saying you can't post rickrolls.
(00:46:11) FatherSpace: I got it from Lanaya the other day, so it actually originates from her.
(00:46:31) Ozzapoo: Then I propose we introduce a new rule
(00:46:34) Bartimaeus: What's the problem, Bushido?
(00:46:41) Ozzapoo: "Don't post random shit nobody wants"
(00:46:48) 2Pac: ^+1 ozz
(00:46:51) Bartimaeus: That's vague.
(00:47:00) Ozzapoo: Of course
(00:47:03) Ozzapoo: It needs to be refined
(00:47:04) Bartimaeus: Who's to decide what nobody wants?
(00:47:17) FatherSpace: Don't link people to sites that are no-nos?
(00:47:29) Bartimaeus: Who is to say that a rickroll is a no-no?
(00:47:44) Ozzapoo: ehhhh
(00:47:48) Ozzapoo: "NO RICKROLLING. EVAR"
(00:47:48) Bartimaeus: Without saying that right out, it's vague to new people, and thus they can't be accountable.
(00:47:50) FatherSpace: A Rickroll site that won't let you close the window without Ctrl-Alt-Deleting?
(00:47:52) Ozzapoo: how's that?
(00:48:32) FatherSpace: How about only YouTube rickrolls?
(00:48:34) Bartimaeus: I'll think up of one fitting, soon.
(00:48:55) Ozzapoo: Make sure you pass it by me
(00:51:29) Bartimaeus: - No links to malicious sites, (including unclosable sites), or things that nobody wants to see, (scare sites, rickrolls, or otherwise stupid sites, etc).
(00:51:34) Bartimaeus: Hmm.
(00:51:40) Bartimaeus: I don't like repeating 'sites'.
(00:51:52) Bartimaeus: (including unclosable pages)*
(00:52:15) Ozzapoo: Perfectionist...
(00:52:21) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(00:52:23) FatherSpace: No he's not.
(00:52:36) Bartimaeus: My name is Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:52:38) Bartimaeus: \
(00:52:45) FatherSpace: You're Lypoximaeus on AIM.
(00:52:55) Bartimaeus: Proof?
(00:53:03) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(00:53:05) Bartimaeus: Darnit.
(00:53:21) Bartimaeus: I have the same avatar.
(00:53:24) Bartimaeus: >.<
(00:53:26) FatherSpace: Yeah.
(00:53:28) Ozzapoo: lmao
(00:53:35) FatherSpace: And you can ask Jen when she stops being a nubby AFKer.
(00:53:48) Bartimaeus: Well, she's currently mad at me, so no can do.
(00:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(00:54:50) Ozzapoo: ...Wth?
(00:55:03) Ozzapoo: Why is she mad?
(00:55:26) Hillo: (including unclosable sites)
(00:55:33) Hillo: chrome can close it
(00:55:34) Hillo: lol
(00:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care, O.o
(00:55:42) Ozzapoo: ....
(00:55:46) Ozzapoo: So can opera
(00:55:51) Bartimaeus: If it can't be closed in every single browser, than it's unclosable.
(00:55:56) Ozzapoo: But normal people understand the meaning
(01:00:34) Hillo: http://zyncmmm.ace.st/profile.f​orum?mode=viewprofile&u=15
(01:00:35) Hillo: wutt
(01:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:01:03) Bartimaeus: Yeah, been a moderator for there for a while.
(01:01:10) Hillo: Nordom.W@gmail.com for email.
AIM: Lypoximaeus
MSN: BartimaeusWhynn@gmail.com
Yahoo: Ptolemaeus@rocketmail.com
XMPP: Bartimaeus@jabster.pl/
(01:01:20) FatherSpace: AHAHAHA
(01:01:22) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:01:27) Bartimaeus: XD
(01:01:28) FatherSpace: LYPOXIMAEUS!!
(01:01:30) Hillo: stalking is fun
(01:01:34) Hillo: Ptolemaeus
(01:01:35) Hillo: ...
(01:01:37) Hillo: ptolemaios
(01:01:59) Bartimaeus: Ptolemaeus, Bartimaeus, Lypoximaeus, Lux, Nordom are all names I have used, ._.
(01:02:09) Ozzapoo: Nordom....w?
(01:02:13) Ozzapoo: What's with the w?
(01:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:02:16) Hillo: Lux0r?
(01:02:25) Bartimaeus: Not Luxor. Just Lux.
(01:02:30) Hillo: Nodrom
(01:02:31) Bartimaeus: l2google, Ozzapoo
(01:02:32) Hillo: omg
(01:02:33) Hillo: you play dota
(01:02:35) FatherSpace: Lex Luthor?
(01:02:37) FatherSpace: Was that you?
(01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:02:53) Hillo: admit it
(01:02:54) Bartimaeus: Also, no, I don't. DotA sucks.
(01:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:03:15) Hillo: not dota played have you
(01:03:24) Bartimaeus: I HAVE played it.
(01:03:31) Hillo: 1 game?
(01:03:34) Bartimaeus: Actually, it doesn't suck. Not really.
(01:03:54) Bartimaeus: It's definitely not a perfect game, but it's good. Unfortunately, the player base is what wrecks it.
(01:03:59) Bartimaeus: Nope, I've played it a few times.
(01:04:11) Bartimaeus: I still like EotA better, though.
(01:04:37) FatherSpace: Speaking of games that suck, Banjo Kazooie?
(01:04:47) Bartimaeus: Which one?
(01:04:49) Hillo: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
(01:05:01) FatherSpace: ALL OF THEM
(01:05:09) Bartimaeus: Well, that's your opinion.
(01:05:14) Bartimaeus: Feel free to be entitled to it.
(01:05:25) FatherSpace: I'm just trying to make you rage or something anyway.
(01:05:36) Hillo: post rickroll
(01:05:42) 2Pac: Night guys.
(01:05:47) Bartimaeus: Good night, Bushido.
(01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:05:54) Hillo: remember to wake up at 6.30
(01:06:17) 2Pac: I'm not pyro nor an alcoholic, .
(01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:08:43) Bartimaeus: Is Nordom a real name, anyways?
(01:08:47) ChatBot: 2Pac kirjautui ulos (Aikakatkaisu).
(01:09:32) Bartimaeus: http://www.historycentral.com/Bi​o/people/Sihanouk.html
(01:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus: lol, well, there was one guy at least with that name
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus:
(01:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:10:11) Hillo: lypoximaeus
(01:10:13) Hillo: ..
(01:10:25) FatherSpace: The name is also in Planescape... Name thief.
(01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:10:40) Bartimaeus: (15:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:10:55) FatherSpace: Yeah, but I didn't read that.
(01:11:00) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:01) FatherSpace: So HA!!
(01:11:04) Bartimaeus: Anyways, I picked it because it was the only real sounding name, and I liked the character.
(01:11:07) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(01:11:19) Hillo: (01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:11:27) FatherSpace: (18:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:11:31) Bartimaeus: (15:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:11:34) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:36) FatherSpace: (18:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:37) Hillo: wutt
(01:11:42) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:52) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:11:54) FatherSpace: (18:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:12:00) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:03) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:12:07) Bartimaeus: Woops.
(01:12:08) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:13) Bartimaeus: (15:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:25) Hillo: (01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:32) Bartimaeus: (14:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(01:12:35) FatherSpace: (16:29:41) owner123: didnt know that
(01:12:41) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:12:42) Bartimaeus: (14:26:15) Kryptonyte: Lies.
(01:12:59) Hillo: (00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(01:13:08) FatherSpace: (16:14:51) matchai: ur mom?
(01:13:14) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:15) Bartimaeus:
(01:13:26) Hillo: (00:34:3 FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(01:13:41) FatherSpace: (17:14:07) Hillo: go away
(01:13:41) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:13:46) Hillo: (00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(01:13:55) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:57) FatherSpace: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:13:59) Hillo: (00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:10) Bartimaeus: (14:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care.
(01:14:19) FatherSpace: (17:44:4 Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(01:14:21) Hillo: (00:43:0 owner123: ...
(01:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:14:32) Ozzapoo: NOW.
(01:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:14:41) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:47) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:14:50) Bartimaeus:
(01:14:58) Hillo: (00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(01:14:59) FatherSpace: (17:23:57) Bartimaeus: Tsk tsk tsk.
(01:15:14) Hillo: (00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(01:15:26) Bartimaeus: (14:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(01:15:38) Hillo: (00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:15:49) Ozzapoo: (10:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:15:50) Hillo: (00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(01:16:13) Bartimaeus: (14:31:32) Bartimaeus: says the racist.
(01:16:16) Bartimaeus: LOL WOOPS
(01:16:19) Bartimaeus: Haha, said that to myself.
(01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:16:42) FatherSpace: (16:18:29) Ozzapoo: Haha
(01:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:01) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:17:17) FatherSpace: (16:17:00) Ozzapoo: Obey me or die die die!
(01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:17:25) Ozzapoo: (10:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:26) Bartimaeus: O.o
(01:17:32) FatherSpace: We totally should stop, then.
(01:17:54) Bartimaeus: (16:17:00) Bartimaeus: Obey me or die die die!
(01:18:10) Ozzapoo: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:23) Bartimaeus: (09:11:5 Bartimaeus: Proceed.
(01:18:34) FatherSpace: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(01:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(01:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:18) Hillo: (01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:20) FatherSpace: (17:30:39) Bartimaeus: Eating Jews? ._.
(01:19:27) Hillo: (01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:19:32) Bartimaeus: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:19:35) Hillo: (00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(01:19:48) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:19:55) Hillo: (01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.

10/31/2010 4:54 PM (#1468) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #freenet on freenode

<fungusakafungus> dekar_: I'm just preparing a presentation about freenet
<dekar_> fungusakafungus, uhm freenet doesn't use chord or kad though
<dekar_> they use their own broken-by-design-dht :)
<fungusakafungus> thats useful piece of information

07/04/2011 6:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1494) | Rating: 8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a three star rating!8 | Click here to give a four star rating!8 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3

Humdah: I may admire your ass, but I will never find it attractive.

12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.

(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*