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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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10/16/2008 1:39 PM (#64) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(13:02:37) Dekar: so, you reinvented the wheel... twice?
(13:03:40) ozzapoo: ..
(13:04:36) Dekar: you're the man ozzapoo
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09/27/2012 4:10 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1503) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, BGN Chat
(00:09:08) Matdas: or the "pantry" that i get my emergency milf from
(00:09:13) Matdas: milk*
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For security reasons RELAKKS do not use any American software
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01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/
Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
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07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
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10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious
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12/02/2007 10:04 AM (#26) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
ҖάπΨΛŋ: i am so fucking stoned man
50.cal.lord: really what made you come to this conclusion
ҖάπΨΛŋ: the fact that i have my dick in my computers CD drive
50.cal.lord: hm well sounds like fun but did i really need to know that
ҖάπΨΛŋ: yes i like people knowing
50.cal.lord: ok thats sick communication terminated
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12/18/2009 8:29 AM by Bartimaeus (#1427) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.17 - 23:20:58) Bartimaeus: See ya', guys.
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:01) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:05) Ozzapoo: Cya
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:06) (Aardvark): Cause Pluto dosnt travel in a normal Patturn around the Sun like the other plannets its traveling suggests its being pulled by the planet nearest it
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:14) Ozzapoo: Now im relatively certain bart's not coming back
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:23) Ozzapoo: So let's talk shit about him!
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:31) (Aardvark): You can!
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:32) kiwwi93: lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:39) (Aardvark):
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:41) Ozzapoo: Ok
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:44) Ozzapoo: ..
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:47) Ozzapoo: Bart sucks! XD
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:51) kiwwi93: yeah ill stay away from that
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:55) (Aardvark): Lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:15) (Aardvark): I wana see bart come back into the chat right now!
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:22) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:23) Bartimaeus: A fool to the end, are we, Ozzapoo? Heheh. That'll catch up with you sooner or later.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:24) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:28) Ozzapoo: WHAT THE FUCK.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:35) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:37) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:38) (Aardvark): ROFl
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:39) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:43) kiwwi93: HAHAHA lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:56) Ozzapoo: I HATE YOU
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:03) (Aardvark): I love you to ozza :p
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:10) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, this'll be the last time I have to come in here. I would be VERY disappointed otherwise, Ozzapoo.
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:18) (Aardvark): Bart
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:28) Bartimaeus: Good sir, yes?
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:33) (Aardvark): Were you somehow watching the chat?
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:37) Ozzapoo: That implies somebody is telling you I'm saying bad things about you ;O
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:37) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:46) Bartimaeus: How can I be watching the chat? I logged off.
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:53) (Aardvark): :/
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:54) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm kiwwi. Think about that.
:D
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