BASH your life!

03/11/2008 2:34 AM by Bartimaeus (#50) | Rating: 29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a three star rating!29 | Click here to give a four star rating!29 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, at the obsidian forum

(at the obsidian forum, his reply to my accidental double-posting)


It's OK.

I think of us over here as just the temporary leaders of the nefarious western civilization pirate ship. All of us in the west have a stake in the booty and the infamy.

Give us input.

No problem.

Just don't poison the water.

That's nasty.

01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat

(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òàáîé ïîçíàêîìèòñÿ åñëè íàäî?
Ìîãó äàòü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a three star rating!128 | Click here to give a four star rating!128 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

5 comments

03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD

12/07/2007 8:39 PM by Dekar (#30) | Rating: 24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a three star rating!24 | Click here to give a four star rating!24 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/

*General Spoon spammed wc3edit.net*

General Spoon:
http://forum.wc3edit.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3111
Quick, before it closes!!

http://forum.wc3edit.net/viewforum.php?f=7
Ohh...he's gonna hate me now Razz

*few minutes later*

Gee, real mature.

BTW Dekar, nice job IP banning me...AT MY SCHOOL COMPUTER! ROFL! And you banned me before I could make a topic saying you told people to kill your cat...

Ah well, I'll check out the aftermath when I get on another computer. What I see shall teach me much.

Dekar:
*click me ;)*
how many clicks did you do?
i made one!

greets Dekar

General Spoon:
But, you IP banned the school computer. Not my home computer. I find that funny.

Dekar:
nope, I've banned every IP you posted from ;)
Get dynamic IP, I can get a new one every time I like to :P

10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D

12/18/2009 10:52 PM by Bartimaeus (#1428) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(2009.12.18 - 13:49:46) lichistheman: Are you german?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:50) lichistheman: Or do you speak German?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:58) Bartimaeus: ...No, I'm American. And nope.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:08) UndeadxAssassin: ...

(she deletes the two previous messages)

(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) lichistheman: Darn, well, can you still get on mumble?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) UndeadxAssassin: I'm half drunk again
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:13) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) UndeadxAssassin: I meant brother*
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:22) Bartimaeus: I don't have Mumble.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:27) lichistheman: Get it?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:36) Bartimaeus: lol Undead
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:38) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's brother?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:47) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:0 UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:51) lichistheman: DAMIT
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:55) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that.
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:04) UndeadxAssassin: Posts are deleted for a reason!
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:06) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your patronage, Undeadx.

06/10/2009 2:31 AM by Dekar (#83) | Rating: 22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a three star rating!22 | Click here to give a four star rating!22 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet

<theguy0935234> What are the best apps to use freenet? I'm using frost, but I didn't know if there was any must haves.
<dekar_> the freenet-terrorism-assault-organizer ofc :D
<gerard_> dekar_: yeah, that's a nice one, use it too
<toad_> :)
<toad_> it's proprietary :)
<theguy0935234> lol. Yea I guess freenet does get a bad rap
<toad_> not so much for terrorism traditionally
<gerard_> no, terrorism isn't that bad if you think about it :p
<dekar_> yeah that's gnunets area, freenet is for childporn
<toad_> gnunet's area??
<gerard_> oh, I've been on the wrong network all along
<dekar_> http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=21&session=0&no=74
<toad_> lol u busted

11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: 2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a three star rating!2 | Click here to give a four star rating!2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL

(later)

(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...

Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail