BASH your life!

01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat

(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òàáîé ïîçíàêîìèòñÿ åñëè íàäî?
Ìîãó äàòü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.

10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.

09/30/2010 6:25 AM (#1458) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(00:19:30) FatherSpace: So, get any weird PMs?
(00:19:52) Bartimaeus: Yeah, from Cosmo.
(00:20:01) FatherSpace: Forward to me ploz?
(00:20:10) Bartimaeus: Why? ._.
(00:20:20) FatherSpace: I wanna see what he said.
(00:20:35) Bartimaeus: But why?
(00:20:47) FatherSpace: No particular reason...
(00:21:34) Bartimaeus: Give me a reason, and I'll do it.
(00:21:37) Bartimaeus: A reason that doesn't suck, though.
(00:22:36) FatherSpace: Hm... I convinced him you were black, and insisted that comments he made would offend you since you happen to read logs, and thus he should PM you an apology or something.
(00:22:57) FatherSpace: And by convinced, I mean told.
(00:23:24) Bartimaeus: Hahaha, excellent reason.
(00:23:27) Bartimaeus: I'm forwarding the PM.
(00:23:40) FatherSpace: <3

04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007

(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/​forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-H​onor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.

One comment

10/23/2010 5:43 PM (#1467) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:22) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:29) (292722): Hello
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:32) diabloste: I were prepared this time
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:40) diabloste: I turned down the volume
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:49) (292722): Can anybody help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:59) diabloste: With what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:00) ChatBot: User (292722) - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:10) (292722): I need hack pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:11) UndeadxAssassin: Identify yourself!
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:19) diabloste: Oh
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:26) diabloste: "I need hack pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:27) (292722): pls i need hacks
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:38) diabloste: Wasn't that the same as in your inbox George?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:50) (292722): Can you help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:04) diabloste: Well you cant just come here say "I need hacks pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:09) (292722): I want to know how to cheat?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:12) UndeadxAssassin: Give me your IP address and I'll hack you.
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:13) diabloste: Hacks is an incredible large word
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:17) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:36) diabloste: Follow this link and accept following request and I'll hack you
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) UndeadxAssassin: Nevermind, I already know it
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) (292722): But i want to learn to hack
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:45) diabloste: lmao undead
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:48) diabloste: you bastard
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:02) (292722): Do you know how to cheat maps?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:09) diabloste: Yesh
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:15) UndeadxAssassin: omfg hacks.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:16) (292722): Will you teach me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:18) ChatBot: User GeorgeMots - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: Okay so theres like
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: idk
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:27) UndeadxAssassin: My mind was blown.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:28) diabloste: 3 guides out there
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:35) diabloste: and you want me
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:36) (292722): I cant read them
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:40) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) (292722): pls pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) diabloste: LUL WUT
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:01) diabloste: You cant read them?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:09) diabloste: Try google translate xP
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:11) UndeadxAssassin: Is that Greek
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:12) (292722): i cant understand english well
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:23) diabloste: Your greek undead?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:30) UndeadxAssassin: I'm everything.
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:41) diabloste: Your not danish <_<
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:43) (292722): undeadassasin can you help cheat this map?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:45) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:42) (292722): then what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) diabloste: double click it
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) UndeadxAssassin: Open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:53) (292722): okay
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:54) (292722): thx
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) (292722):
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:59) diabloste: np
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:07) (292722): need to copy paste
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) diabloste: nooo noo
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:16) diabloste: just open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) diabloste: and that was the last we saw of him
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) UndeadxAssassin: And we never heard from him again ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:40) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:49) diabloste: oh god
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:51) diabloste: I'm bleeding again
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:00) UndeadxAssassin: Time of month?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:03) UndeadxAssassin: I know how you feel
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:05) diabloste: yeh
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:12) diabloste: It's so fucking annoying
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:15) diabloste: and men just dont do shit to help
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:20) diabloste: they dont know how we feel right?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:33) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) diabloste: That was fast formatted lmao
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: Go your your Gyno o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:55) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:56) UndeadxAssassin: He'll help ;D
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:02) (292722): Fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:11) diabloste: Lol what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:13) UndeadxAssassin: I like pie.
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:14) diabloste: We didn't do nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:21) (292722): you killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:28) diabloste: no?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:39) (292722): yeah
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:52) diabloste: no we didn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): yes you did
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): it
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:12) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:27) diabloste: we didn't do anything!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:36) diabloste: Dont blame us for stuff we didn't do!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:37) (292722): who can help me
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:42) (292722): admin?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:46) GeorgeMots: Yes?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:54) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:57) GeorgeMots: -_-
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:59) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:12) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:28) (292722): diabloste killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:43) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:47) GeorgeMots: What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:49) diabloste: No I didnt
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:55) (292722): he posted virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:03) GeorgeMots: Jen is that true?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:16) diabloste: LOL
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) (292722): yes it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) diabloste: I posted virus?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:33) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:40) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:46) GeorgeMots: i guess Jen is away
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:36:09) diabloste: Type @echo off
(17:36:24) diabloste: del c://program files/system 32
(17:36:30) diabloste: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:57) GeorgeMots: diabloste what did you post?
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) GeorgeMots:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) (292722): yes
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:08) diabloste: NO I DIDNT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:23) diabloste: (23:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(23:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(23:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(23:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(23:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(23:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(23:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(23:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:27) GeorgeMots: well you shouldn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:40) GeorgeMots: shame on you, you even edited those
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:44) GeorgeMots: banhammer
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:48) diabloste: NO
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:49) (292722): ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:51) diabloste: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:00) UndeadxAssassin: Double negatives o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:11) UndeadxAssassin: You did not do nothing which means you did something ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:19) GeorgeMots: guest, did you type it?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:28) (292722): yes its virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:33) GeorgeMots: I know it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:39) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:43) diabloste: You're all pranking me
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:56) diabloste: At least
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:57) GeorgeMots: Why would you do that?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:58) diabloste: I still have my
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:01) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) GeorgeMots: Now i have to ban you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:07) diabloste: Never gonna run around
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:10) diabloste: and desert you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:17) GeorgeMots: plus you are spamming
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) diabloste: I AM NOT
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) (292722): pls hack this for me http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:05) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:19) diabloste: George I really didn't do anything
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:24) diabloste: I swear
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:51) GeorgeMots: watch your mouth
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:57) diabloste:
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:06) GeorgeMots: i must ban you its against the rules
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:21) diabloste: I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:25) GeorgeMots: its not like you posted a virus,you even posted porn!
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:33) diabloste: posted porn?
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:38) diabloste: when the hell did I post porn
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:42) GeorgeMots: (00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:53) diabloste: THATS NOT PORN
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:58) GeorgeMots: yes it
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:03) GeorgeMots: have you ever read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:07) UndeadxAssassin: It's 1 o'clock for George o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:11) diabloste: what rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:20) GeorgeMots: You havent read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:30) GeorgeMots: thats a seven days ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:39) diabloste: I DID READ THE RULES
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:50) diabloste: I especially liked rules 3
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:53) GeorgeMots: You just said you didnt?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:09) diabloste: Didn't what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:12) diabloste: I never did not nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:21) GeorgeMots: Sorry
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:28) GeorgeMots: even thought you are new
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:40) diabloste: You will bake a cake for me
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:45) diabloste: and dance around the christmas tree?
(2010.10.23 - 00:50:54) GeorgeMots: no
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:16) diabloste: Oh god I have to do something
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:23) diabloste: My uncle is... Pregnant
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:47) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.

09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.

06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit

(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
(15:11:22) ChatBot: (735319) logs into the Chat.
(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general​-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-​t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113​/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?

11/07/2007 7:29 PM (#3) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

25/08/2007 04:21:02 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Who the hell are you? XD
25/08/2007 04:21:08 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:10 *weirdone2 the pron master
25/08/2007 04:21:13 <JJ2197> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:17 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Oh... right..
25/08/2007 04:21:21 <Xantan> [19:19] GoldBladedScythe: Am I missing something here or were you jsut lazy?
25/08/2007 04:21:30 <Xantan> yeah
25/08/2007 04:21:33 <]SouL][ReapeR[> o_o
25/08/2007 04:21:35 <Xantan> noob =/
25/08/2007 04:21:37 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HAXX0RZ
25/08/2007 04:21:42 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:43 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THE AIMZORZ? XD
25/08/2007 04:22:06 <JJ2197> What?
25/08/2007 04:22:09 <weirdone2> o.0'
25/08/2007 04:22:14 <JJ2197> AIMZORZ
25/08/2007 04:22:15 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm just trying to be stupid. Forget it.
25/08/2007 04:22:18 <Xantan> [19:17] GoldBladedScythe: YOU DRUG ADDICT! XD
25/08/2007 04:22:30 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm surprised this chat is even used o_O
25/08/2007 04:22:38 <Xantan> its not really
25/08/2007 04:22:40 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:22:42 <]SouL][ReapeR[> weirdone, gimme pr0n. NOW.
25/08/2007 04:23:01 <weirdone2> why should i?
25/08/2007 04:23:14 <]SouL][ReapeR[> You're the pron master, jackass.
25/08/2007 04:23:27 <weirdone2> (.)(.) simply enuf for ya?
25/08/2007 04:23:32 <Xantan> lolllllllll
25/08/2007 04:23:33 <Xantan> busted

01/04/2011 4:37 PM by 2Pac (#1473) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(16:34:22) Dude: Haha, WAIT.....Processing.... UndeadxAssassin's a girl?
(16:34:28) Hillo: nope
(16:34:32) Hillo: she's just pretending to be a girl
(16:34:34) UndeadxAssassin: No?
(16:34:34) Dude: lucky...:|
(16:34:36) 2Pac: it's both
(16:34:36) UndeadxAssassin: ^
(16:34:40) 2Pac: :D
(16:34:42) 2Pac: WIN.
(16:34:44) Hillo: and 2pac is old
(16:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Damnit Pac
(16:34:46) UndeadxAssassin: Damn
(16:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: it
(16:34:52) 2Pac: HARR

03/11/2008 2:34 AM by Bartimaeus (#50) | Rating: 29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a three star rating!29 | Click here to give a four star rating!29 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, at the obsidian forum

(at the obsidian forum, his reply to my accidental double-posting)


It's OK.

I think of us over here as just the temporary leaders of the nefarious western civilization pirate ship. All of us in the west have a stake in the booty and the infamy.

Give us input.

No problem.

Just don't poison the water.

That's nasty.