BASH your life!
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06/09/2009 0:06 AM by Hillo (#81) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I can
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: jesus
ALICE: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: why are you talking german ?
ALICE: The topic is a noob.
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.
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07/03/2008 11:30 PM by Dekar (#60) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
*We were discussing whether we should speak english or german in chat...
‹Dekar› So what? someone else could join O.o
‹King-Bushido› then i'll use the /kick command and we can talk :D
‹Dekar› kick ftw :D
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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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06/08/2009 1:38 AM (#80) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #gnunet on freenode
<dekar> How does the search in gnunet work? Does it flood the whole network like gnutella1? or is there any instance that keeps track of the files? The DHT is only peer discovery and not used for the search right?
<grothoff1> DHT is used for non-anonymous search.
<grothoff1> Otherwise, flooding, but not exactly gnutella-style.
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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03/17/2013 2:28 PM (#1519) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(09:18:03) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:18:13) 13linkz: lol
(09:18:17) 13linkz: You won't trick me
(09:18:26) 13linkz: I mean you can't
(09:18:29) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:18:40) Bartimaeus: how would I be tricking you exactly
(09:18:54) 13linkz: By making me dumb enough
(09:19:00) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:19:02) 13linkz: to type that
(09:19:04) Bartimaeus: I can make people dumb?
(09:19:25) Bartimaeus: Type /quit? But I can do it...
(09:19:33) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:35) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:19:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:19:43) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:19:49) 13linkz: damn you bart
(09:19:49) Bartimaeus: Jen would've enjoyed that.
(09:19:50) Bartimaeus: ;o
(09:19:54) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:56) Bartimaeus: try a space, o.o
(09:20:02) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:07) Bartimaeus: :D
(09:20:13) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:15) 13linkz: -.-
(09:20:17) Bartimaeus: You did it wrong, o.o
(09:20:29) 13linkz: LOL!
(09:20:32) Bartimaeus: Do it right and you'll be able to do it, -.-
(09:20:34) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:20:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:55) 13linkz: I just type " /quit /quit"
(09:21:01) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:21:04) Bartimaeus: Put someone's name after it.
(09:21:07) Bartimaeus: It kicks them instead.
(09:21:11) 13linkz: NO!
(09:21:15) Bartimaeus: i.e. /quit Bartimaeus
(09:21:18) 13linkz: I knew it would kick me
(09:21:33) Bartimaeus: Well, okay then.
(09:21:40) Bartimaeus: Enjoy not getting back at me. :o
(09:21:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:21:43) Bartimaeus: rofl
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03/14/2010 0:19 AM by Ozzapoo (#1441) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(10:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(10:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(10:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(10:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(10:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
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02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.
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