BASH your life!

02/10/2012 1:55 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1497) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(19:43:02) Bartimaeus: Some dogs should be eaten.

One comment

10/04/2012 1:59 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1505) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(21:58:04) Bartimaeus: To be fair, everyone is better than me.

11/06/2008 7:34 AM (#66) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(read the quote below this one to understand this one)

(10:00:01 PM) Bartimaeus: Glad I didn't read that as sneaking down like a green burrito...
(10:00:15 PM) Skine909: I made it
(10:00:24 PM) Bartimaeus: lol, cool.
(10:00:28 PM) Skine909: We were out of green burritos
(10:00:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:02:56 PM) Skine909: So apparently Life of Pi is about
(10:03:13 PM) Skine909: some little Indian boy and his tiger best friend
(10:03:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Doesn't sound too bad.
(10:03:30 PM) Skine909: stuck on a lifeboat for 270 days...
(10:03:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read the Hobbit for school.
(10:03:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:03:49 PM) Bartimaeus: And then a huge book of random stories.
(10:03:53 PM) Bartimaeus: And then Treasure Island.
(10:03:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And then some moar books..
(10:04:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Life sucks.
(10:04:14 PM) Skine909: hmm
(10:04:22 PM) Bartimaeus: I'd open up the box my teacher gave me, but it's such a nightmare to close.
(10:04:43 PM) Bartimaeus: Last time I tried closing it, I nearly fell out of my chair, several times.
(10:04:55 PM) Skine909: Box?
(10:04:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Yeah.
(10:04:59 PM) Bartimaeus: With all the books.
(10:05:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Worst idea, ever.
(10:05:12 PM) Skine909: Is your teacher named Pandora by any chance?
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:06:29 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read all these books by the end of the school year.
(10:06:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I'll list them...try and get this piece of garbage open...
(10:06:50 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:06:59 PM) Skine909: don't hurt yourself
(10:07:08 PM) Bartimaeus: Okay, opening it was the easy part.
(10:08:28 PM) Bartimaeus: Julius Caesar, the Iliad and the Odyssey, Treasure Island, City, word processing, (spelled without any capitals, -.-!), the Hobbit, and like a six hundred page book with a ton of random stories.
(10:08:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And for every little tiny story, there's a little test to go along with it. And for every one of the regular books, there's like 50 to go with it.
(10:09:08 PM) Skine909: Julius Caesar was good
(10:09:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Haven't started it, yet.
(10:09:23 PM) Skine909: Good luck on Illiad and Oddysey
(10:09:25 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:09:33 PM) Skine909: hated Oddysey
(10:09:37 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:09:49 PM) Skine909: never read Illiad but I can imagine
(10:10:03 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:10:12 PM) Bartimaeus: The title sounds weird, to begin with.
(10:10:27 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:10:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Think I'll read it last, XD.
(10:11:00 PM) Skine909: wtf is City?
(10:11:31 PM) Bartimaeus: No idea.
(10:11:32 PM) Bartimaeus: It's huge.
(10:11:33 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:12:31 PM) Skine909: Get a ruler
(10:12:34 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:12:38 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:12:45 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm not allowed to have one.
(10:12:48 PM) Bartimaeus: I always break them.
(10:12:49 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:12:52 PM) Skine909: ,,,
(10:12:55 PM) Skine909: ...*
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: Bolded dots?
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:13:21 PM) Skine909: You do realize they have special rulers for right angles right?
(10:13:47 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:14:00 PM) Skine909: Good cause I thinkI made that up
(10:14:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Still, don't really care. Don't use a ruler a whole lot.
(10:14:05 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:14:06 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:30 PM) Skine909: Of course you don't use em if you're parents won't let you have one lol
(10:14:39 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:40 PM) Skine909: How do you break them? O.o.O
(10:14:40 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:08 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm always fidgeting with them, and they always seem to just snap in half...
(10:15:21 PM) Skine909: Get better rulers then lol
(10:15:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Need to get a metal one
(10:15:25 PM) Bartimaeus: .
(10:15:33 PM) Bartimaeus: Plastic/Wood ones break.
(10:15:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:55 PM) Skine909: I don't think I've ever broken a ruler lol
(10:16:05 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:16:06 PM) Skine909: and I use em a lot in art lol
(10:16:32 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:16:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, I hate art sooo much.
(10:16:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Suck so badly.
(10:16:55 PM) Skine909: Class?
(10:17:00 PM) Bartimaeus: No, just art.
(10:17:02 PM) Bartimaeus: In itself.
(10:17:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't create anything.
(10:17:12 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:17:34 PM) Skine909: I guess this would be a bad time to mention I want to go to an art college XD
(10:17:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:17:56 PM) Bartimaeus: You're good at art, right?
(10:18:05 PM) Skine909: One would hope so
(10:18:13 PM) Skine909: otherwise I'm seriously misguided lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:16 PM) Skine909: I can just imagine an intervention with my whole family and all my friends and teachers and I just walk into my house and my Mom's just like, "Kevin... You suck at art."
(10:19:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:53 PM) Bartimaeus: No, my mom does that regularly, XD
(10:23:06 PM) Skine909: I suck at remember I have an essay to do
(10:23:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahaha.
(10:23:22 PM) Skine909: I've been surfing around RWP and I just went, "Oh yeah..."
(10:23:28 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:23:33 PM) Bartimaeus: You are SO not going to finish it.
(10:23:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:25:05 PM) Skine909: I have to finish before my laptop battery dies lol
(10:25:08 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:27:53 PM) Skine909: This is getting done
(10:27:56 PM) Skine909: full concentration
(10:28:01 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:01 PM) Skine909: so I must log off
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: GL.
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:08 PM) Skine909: GL?
(10:28:12 PM) Skine909: oh
(10:28:14 PM) Skine909: TY
(10:28:22 PM) Bartimaeus: Good luck.
(10:28:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:25 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.

08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD

11/27/2007 0:06 AM (#21) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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* inkedmn is BORED
< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.
< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work
< jbm> uh. got any pets?

06/15/2013 3:26 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1523) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(23:21:56) Bartimaeus: I'm a Twilight Princess

10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.

01/24/2011 1:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1476) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, AIM

Deckharr 6:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0HDN82Pfo
that's so... weird O.o
Jenny 7:05 pm
That has to have bad side effects...
Deckharr 7:05 pm
she pretends it wouldn't have any
only half of the yearly dose or something
Jenny 7:06 pm
I wasn't aware I got any technectium in me at all...
Deckharr 7:06 pm
but the sounds the geiger counter made before - and makes after...
lol sure - me neither I guess XD
Deckharr 7:07 pm
at least not that weird isotope :?
but it sounds like a pretty uncommon element anyway
I liked when she spoke about how hard she irradiates everyone around her XD
Jenny 7:09 pm
I suppose I could say the same thing after drinking some barium sulfate
Deckharr 7:09 pm
I would shake peoples hands and then show them their increase in radioactivity :D
Deckharr 7:09 pm
so what is barium sulfate anyway?
Jenny 7:09 pm
You would probably start mass hysteria
It's just an ion that attaches itself to any active cell in your body and emits radiation
The radiation is picked up by a machine
Deckharr 7:10 pm
neat
I think I had something like that
Jenny 7:10 pm
They use it in PET Scans
But that's all, I believe
Deckharr 7:10 pm
was some stuff I had to drink and then they like X-Rayed me
don't remember it that much, but it tasted weird to horrible
Jenny 7:11 pm
Very horrible.
Deckharr 7:11 pm
it was white and I had to drink like half a liter
is it that stuff?
Jenny 7:11 pm
Lots of things are white, but generally BaSO4 is, yes
Deckharr 7:12 pm
also when it came out again it totally killed the toilet XD
Jenny 7:12 pm
o_o....
Deckharr 7:12 pm
I remember my mom being really angry about it
XD

10/10/2010 4:48 PM (#1461) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(14:58:27) Lanaya: Hi sexy
(14:59:01) GeorgeMots: Hey honey
(14:59:12) Lanaya: sorry, i'm not gay
(14:59:26) Lanaya: jk o.o
(14:59:36) GeorgeMots: damn
(14:59:37) GeorgeMots: :(

11/29/2009 5:12 AM by Dekar (#1422) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(05:01:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: My name's white. I feel so naked.
(05:01:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:01:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See when you got cheater status, you feel..
(05:01:25) Bartimaeus: I could make you pink...
(05:01:32) ]SouL][ReapeR[: That
(05:01:33) ]SouL][ReapeR[: is awesome.
(05:01:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch them be jealous of it though
(05:01:43) Bartimaeus: But I unfortunately don't have permission.
(05:01:45) Bartimaeus: ...
(05:01:47) ]SouL][ReapeR[: :(
(05:02:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: In any case, when you're a cheater, you be wearing that $200 jeans man
(05:03:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: When you're a mod, you..
(05:03:09) Bartimaeus: ...what about admin?
(05:03:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Play God.
(05:03:24) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:33) Bartimaeus: Done that - what else?
(05:03:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get all the ladies
(05:03:48) Bartimaeus: I'm asexual.
(05:03:51) Bartimaeus: -.-
(05:03:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Hot
(05:03:55) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get a mirror
(05:03:58) Bartimaeus: What?
(05:04:02) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: a $8000 mirror
(05:04:10) Bartimaeus: ...being an admin is starting to sound really sucky.
(05:04:13) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:04:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well
(05:04:23) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get
(05:04:28) ]SouL][ReapeR[: um
(05:04:45) Bartimaeus: Hm.
(05:04:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well the better question is
(05:04:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: what don't you get?
(05:04:51) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:56) Bartimaeus: Well, what DO I get?
(05:05:00) Bartimaeus: Then I'll know.
(05:05:04) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Rights to talk to Dekar.
(05:05:11) Bartimaeus: I had that before.
(05:05:14) Bartimaeus: ._.
(05:05:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well no one else does
(05:05:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I don't even have that
(05:05:24) Bartimaeus resigns.
(05:05:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Notice how he's silent
(05:05:29) ]SouL][ReapeR[: The moment I exit chat
(05:05:33) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:36) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He will explode with stories about how he wanted me gone
(05:05:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because he wanted to tell stories.
(05:05:41) Bartimaeus: ...so if I were to...say...kick you..?
(05:05:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar will be like
(05:05:49) ]SouL][ReapeR[: FINALLY
(05:05:53) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:53) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Wall of text
(05:05:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then the moment I log back on he afks
(05:06:05) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:39) ChatBot: Dekar logs out of the Chat.
(05:12:43) ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
(05:12:44) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See
(05:12:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:12:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:12:49) Bartimaeus: wb, Dekar
(05:12:50) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He logged back on
(05:12:52) Dekar: still not gone -.-
(05:12:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Not even speaking
(05:12:55) Dekar is afk
(05:12:58) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:13:05) Bartimaeus: Haha.
(05:13:20) Bartimaeus: I love how you twisted his words into an entirely new meaning, XD
(05:13:37) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch him
(05:13:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar is back
(05:13:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: when I exit
(05:13:46) Bartimaeus: ...