BASH your life!
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09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.
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11/12/2007 9:09 PM (#15) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Dance Is Just the rythem of the heart
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11/29/2009 1:17 AM (#1420) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(10:06:13) UndeadxAssassin: Or if you type /quit and put the name of someone you hate afterwards, it'll kick that person from the chat room .
(10:06:24) Lanaya: orly?
(10:06:27) ChatBot: Lanaya logs out of the Chat.
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10/10/2010 4:48 PM (#1461) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
(14:58:27) Lanaya: Hi sexy
(14:59:01) GeorgeMots: Hey honey
(14:59:12) Lanaya: sorry, i'm not gay
(14:59:26) Lanaya: jk o.o
(14:59:36) GeorgeMots: damn
(14:59:37) GeorgeMots: :(
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10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat
(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
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12/02/2007 9:52 AM (#25) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, msn talking to cal lord again, god he whines lolzzzz
[00:46] ҖάπΨΛŋ: http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=5
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: thats cheap xantan
[00:49] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hahaa
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: come on dude delete it please i thought we were friends
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03/17/2013 2:28 PM (#1519) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(09:18:03) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:18:13) 13linkz: lol
(09:18:17) 13linkz: You won't trick me
(09:18:26) 13linkz: I mean you can't
(09:18:29) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:18:40) Bartimaeus: how would I be tricking you exactly
(09:18:54) 13linkz: By making me dumb enough
(09:19:00) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:19:02) 13linkz: to type that
(09:19:04) Bartimaeus: I can make people dumb?
(09:19:25) Bartimaeus: Type /quit? But I can do it...
(09:19:33) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:35) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:19:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:19:43) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:19:49) 13linkz: damn you bart
(09:19:49) Bartimaeus: Jen would've enjoyed that.
(09:19:50) Bartimaeus: ;o
(09:19:54) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:56) Bartimaeus: try a space, o.o
(09:20:02) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:07) Bartimaeus: :D
(09:20:13) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:15) 13linkz: -.-
(09:20:17) Bartimaeus: You did it wrong, o.o
(09:20:29) 13linkz: LOL!
(09:20:32) Bartimaeus: Do it right and you'll be able to do it, -.-
(09:20:34) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:20:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:55) 13linkz: I just type " /quit /quit"
(09:21:01) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:21:04) Bartimaeus: Put someone's name after it.
(09:21:07) Bartimaeus: It kicks them instead.
(09:21:11) 13linkz: NO!
(09:21:15) Bartimaeus: i.e. /quit Bartimaeus
(09:21:18) 13linkz: I knew it would kick me
(09:21:33) Bartimaeus: Well, okay then.
(09:21:40) Bartimaeus: Enjoy not getting back at me. :o
(09:21:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:21:43) Bartimaeus: rofl
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07/07/2008 4:37 AM (#61) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Xfire
tehdekar: bushido is kinda crazy
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah.
tehdekar: I love when he tries to correct others english
Bartimaeus of Uruk: rofl
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah, that's funny.
tehdekar: and totally fails himself
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Then he messes it up.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: seriously... his english isn't even decent
tehdekar: -.-
Bartimaeus of Uruk: yeah.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I love to do that.
tehdekar: correcting other IS fun
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I sometimes will purposely spell something wrong while he's in chat.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and he'll try to correct it.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and then I'll laugh at him.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: who isn't annoyed by others who are like "lol you don't know how to spell that"
tehdekar: etc
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: he just told me that his b-day is in a month and 4 days
tehdekar: who cares?
tehdekar: omg?
tehdekar: where's the block button?
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: ROFL
Bartimaeus of Uruk: eheheh
Bartimaeus of Uruk: that's great.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I want to post that in the jokes section, :D
tehdekar: post it on open-bash.org
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: k
tehdekar: he'll probably kill
tehdekar: me
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
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09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f15/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.
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04/14/2008 2:34 PM (#55) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, cheap carisoprodol
It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
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