BASH your life!

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

12/02/2007 10:08 AM (#27) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, w/ xantan+cal lord again

50.cal.lord: I'm a complete homosexual faggot who inserts my own penis into young looking moose.
ҖάπΨΛŋ: wow, why the fuck would you even consider telling someone like me something like that? That is the most childish attempt at displaying boldness that I have ever seen. I hope you get psychological help asap.
50.cal.lord says: ~If you ever want to cyber, let me know.

01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD

So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:

Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"

01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!

12/02/2007 9:40 AM (#24) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, Xantan + Cal Lord

[00:30] 50.cal.lord: hey mitch
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hey
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: sup
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: nothing much siting here being pissed off waiting till 7 am so i can go to the pharmacy to get some stuff to get rid of crabs
[00:34] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: dude this shit is worse then chicken pocs man its like 10 times worse
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: fucking itchy as hell
[00:36] 50.cal.lord: stay away from weird ponany it will get you in trouble every time
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: it fucking isnt funny if you had crabs you wouldnt be laughing i swear to go
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: god
[00:37] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva

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01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

One comment

06/30/2011 1:11 AM (#1492) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(02:00:00) GeorgeMots: I dont believe you
(02:00:07) owner123: ITs not dekar
(02:00:09) owner123: I compared Ips.
(02:00:21) Shigekazu: its 2pac from the dead!
(02:00:26) (735319): Here in the old world we have dynamic IPs
(02:00:33) (735319): They change all the time
(02:00:38) owner123: . But I looked at every Ip you posted from
(02:00:49) (735319): I get a new one every 24h
(02:01:35) GeorgeMots: Im not sure if its dekar or not
(02:01:38) GeorgeMots: owner what you think/
(02:01:39) GeorgeMots: ?
(02:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:01:45) owner123: Idk..
(02:02:04) GeorgeMots: I do
(02:02:06) Shigekazu: so uhm, whos dekar?
(02:02:10) GeorgeMots: Wtf
(02:02:11) owner123: Forum maker
(02:02:11) owner123:
(02:02:13) GeorgeMots: you dont know dekar?
(02:02:17) GeorgeMots: sorry
(02:02:19) GeorgeMots: its
(02:02:20) GeorgeMots: Dekar
(02:02:20) Shigekazu: I was here for 2 days -.-
(02:02:39) GeorgeMots: Owner banhammer this guest
(02:02:45) owner123: lol
(02:02:48) GeorgeMots: He is impersonating dekar
(02:02:50) owner123: I think its dekar
(02:02:55) (735319): Lies!
(02:02:57) owner123: dare questioning me?
(02:03:01) owner123: ;o
(02:03:05) owner123: Thats a quote btw
(02:03:08) owner123: And
(02:03:12) owner123: Idk
(02:03:14) owner123: :o
(02:03:24) GeorgeMots: quote?
(02:03:26) GeorgeMots: from where?
(02:03:30) owner123: Nvm
(02:03:35) (735319): I didn't quote anyone
(02:03:35) Shigekazu: whats wrong with logging into the account of dekar >.>?
(02:03:40) owner123: It was this
(02:03:40) owner123: (18:01:43) (735319): Do you really dare questioning me?
(02:03:43) (735319): but myself
(02:03:55) GeorgeMots: You are not dekar
(02:03:59) GeorgeMots: IPs dont match
(02:04:07) (735319): Your mom is not Dekar
(02:04:12) owner123: Lol watch him log on and kick me if I ban him ;P
(02:04:44) ChatBot: (735319) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:04:47) owner123: rawr.
(02:04:49) ChatBot: Banned Users: (imsopro)
(02:04:50) ChatBot: (726132) logs into the Chat.
(02:04:52) owner123: lets see
(02:04:54) GeorgeMots: rofl
(02:04:55) (726132): FU
(02:05:03) GeorgeMots: did you unban?
(02:05:06) owner123: its not dekar ;P. I dont think so atleast
(02:05:08) owner123: ytes i ddid
(02:05:12) owner123: Yes I did*
(02:05:14) GeorgeMots: you shouldnt
(02:05:16) GeorgeMots: he is trollng
(02:05:18) (726132): Your face is not Dekar!
(02:05:20) ChatBot: (726132) has been logged out (Kicked).
(02:05:26) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:05:45) GeorgeMots:
(02:05:49) owner123: Not dekar
(02:05:50) owner123: lol
(02:06:00) GeorgeMots: Ye
(02:06:04) ChatBot: Banned Users: (726132), (imsopro)
(02:06:05) ChatBot: Ban of user (726132) revoked.
(02:06:08) Shigekazu: George arn't you an admin?
(02:06:15) ChatBot: (547635) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:16) owner123: Yea
(02:06:19) GeorgeMots: Yes i am
(02:06:19) owner123: lol
(02:06:21) owner123: hes back
(02:06:28) ChatBot: (547635) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:29) GeorgeMots: cause i revoked him
(02:06:34) ChatBot: (378750) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:38) ChatBot: (378750) logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:39) Shigekazu: Don't you have equal/higher powers than onwer o.o
(02:06:42) ChatBot: (Dekar) logs into the Chat.
(02:06:43) owner123: Higher
(02:06:44) owner123: AHH
(02:06:45) Shigekazu: owner*
(02:06:46) ChatBot: owner123 logs out of the Chat.
(02:06:47) (Dekar): See!
(02:06:53) ChatBot: owner123 logs into the Chat.
(02:06:55) owner123: ;P
(02:06:56) owner123: Oh
(02:06:58) owner123: rofl
(02:06:59) owner123: you owned me
(02:07:02) owner123: well played
(02:07:03) GeorgeMots: ive got higher
(02:07:17) GeorgeMots: owner got owned
(02:07:23) owner123: ;(
(02:07:25) owner123: I sure did.
(02:07:37) owner123: well played troll .
(02:07:51) (Dekar): it somehow doesn't log me into chat O.o

05/28/2010 1:22 PM by Ozzapoo (#1445) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(9:23:32 PM) dekar@jabber.ccc.de: victor likes gay colors