BASH your life!

10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat

(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.

01/08/2008 0:56 AM by Dekar (#41) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, The OPEN-BASH.org servers BASH shell :D

# whois 127.0.0.1
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2 comments

03/08/2009 6:05 AM (#73) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Dekar at redscull.com

Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile

11/07/2007 9:28 PM (#5) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

[21:02] ¯\\(O_o)/¯Robber-Boi: The thing is u could just ask for it before and i would have done it because im a friend of urs. already
[21:02] Dekar: yeah yeah
[21:02] Dekar: as the rest of the world
[21:03] Dekar: there are only 2 kinds of people, those who love me and those who want to smash my face with a rusty iron rod!

07/22/2010 9:22 PM (#1449) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, www.wc3edit.net

iamsopro1: hi fatherspace
FatherSpace: Sod off.

01/06/2011 0:46 AM (#1474) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Agrizilla

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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD

So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:

Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"

10/16/2008 1:39 PM (#64) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(13:02:37) Dekar: so, you reinvented the wheel... twice?
(13:03:40) ozzapoo: ..
(13:04:36) Dekar: you're the man ozzapoo

11/29/2009 1:17 AM (#1420) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(10:06:13) UndeadxAssassin: Or if you type /quit and put the name of someone you hate afterwards, it'll kick that person from the chat room .
(10:06:24) Lanaya: orly?
(10:06:27) ChatBot: Lanaya logs out of the Chat.

11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)

(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.