BASH your life!
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04/29/2011 6:05 AM (#1485) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(23:02:43) Bartimaeus: What's the point of going by a username if you're just going to call yourself your real name?
(23:03:41) AbusivePie: It's for people you are better aquanaut with
O_O
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02/08/2008 2:35 AM (#48) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Why cheat dota when you can just stop playing it altogether?
Its a shit game anywa
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11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot
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11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
[3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
[Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
[3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
[Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
[Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
[3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:
[Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
[Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD
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03/17/2013 2:28 PM (#1519) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(09:18:03) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:18:13) 13linkz: lol
(09:18:17) 13linkz: You won't trick me
(09:18:26) 13linkz: I mean you can't
(09:18:29) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:18:40) Bartimaeus: how would I be tricking you exactly
(09:18:54) 13linkz: By making me dumb enough
(09:19:00) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:19:02) 13linkz: to type that
(09:19:04) Bartimaeus: I can make people dumb?
(09:19:25) Bartimaeus: Type /quit? But I can do it...
(09:19:33) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:35) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:19:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:19:43) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:19:49) 13linkz: damn you bart
(09:19:49) Bartimaeus: Jen would've enjoyed that.
(09:19:50) Bartimaeus: ;o
(09:19:54) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:56) Bartimaeus: try a space, o.o
(09:20:02) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:07) Bartimaeus: :D
(09:20:13) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:15) 13linkz: -.-
(09:20:17) Bartimaeus: You did it wrong, o.o
(09:20:29) 13linkz: LOL!
(09:20:32) Bartimaeus: Do it right and you'll be able to do it, -.-
(09:20:34) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:20:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:55) 13linkz: I just type " /quit /quit"
(09:21:01) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:21:04) Bartimaeus: Put someone's name after it.
(09:21:07) Bartimaeus: It kicks them instead.
(09:21:11) 13linkz: NO!
(09:21:15) Bartimaeus: i.e. /quit Bartimaeus
(09:21:18) 13linkz: I knew it would kick me
(09:21:33) Bartimaeus: Well, okay then.
(09:21:40) Bartimaeus: Enjoy not getting back at me. :o
(09:21:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:21:43) Bartimaeus: rofl
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01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!
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Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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10/16/2010 5:21 AM (#1463) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(submitted by Bartimaeus, whom can't remember his password)
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:28) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:51) UndeadxAssassin: Hi Jen!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:04) UndeadxAssassin: Ohhai Jen! How are you?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:13) UndeadxAssassin: I'm good! Quite bored, though.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: That sucks. I'm bored, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:30) UndeadxAssassin: Wanna play some wc3?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:46) UndeadxAssassin: That would be tough to do since I don't have a CDKey or a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:54) UndeadxAssassin: ...if you don't have a computer how are you on chat?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:02) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:09) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:15) UndeadxAssassin: I use my phone?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:27) UndeadxAssassin: I see. It's much easier to get a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:32) UndeadxAssassin: You're on my computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:34) UndeadxAssassin: oic.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:40) UndeadxAssassin: So get off and let me get on.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:49) UndeadxAssassin: Get off my phone, then!
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:56) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:01) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:15) UndeadxAssassin: Smileys don't have colors, you know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:20) UndeadxAssassin: You know what?
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:44) UndeadxAssassin: Your face reminds me of the moon
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:50) UndeadxAssassin: You're bald, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:57) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, me.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:03) UndeadxAssassin: wait wut
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:07) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:16) UndeadxAssassin: It's rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:20) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:24) UndeadxAssassin: Rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:26) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:31) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:35) UndeadxAssassin: Wabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:43) UndeadxAssassin: osh...
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:48) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:01) UndeadxAssassin: DX
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:45) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:52) UndeadxAssassin: Get on wc3!
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:59) UndeadxAssassin: There's nothing to play and no one to play with
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:21) UndeadxAssassin: Make friends
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:23) UndeadxAssassin: I can't
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:37) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:39) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you, too >>
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:41) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:51) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:02) UndeadxAssassin: D:<
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:05) UndeadxAssassin: o.0
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:32) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:36) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:41) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: I Forget
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:19) UndeadxAssassin: It's okay, no one ever finishes my lyrics anyway
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:22) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:31) UndeadxAssassin: No, I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:34) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:38) UndeadxAssassin: I'm the real one
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:40) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu! D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:50) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:53) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:04) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:26) UndeadxAssassin: He's probably reading this and thinking "wtf are you on"
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:43) UndeadxAssassin: ....Right. I forgot he reads logs.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:50) UndeadxAssassin: Way to be ousted as crazy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: no u!
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm not the insane one.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:04) UndeadxAssassin: We're the same people!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin: Don't insult me like that!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:19) UndeadxAssassin: That's hurtful
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:26) UndeadxAssassin: You started it..
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:33) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:42) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:53) UndeadxAssassin: I'm sorry
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:54) UndeadxAssassin: No you're not.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:56) UndeadxAssassin: I know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:02) UndeadxAssassin: You suck.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:06) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, you do.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:10) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:22) UndeadxAssassin: Bart, she's not weird. She's just bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:31) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah! I'm just bored!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:46) UndeadxAssassin: her boredom comes at a huge price to her sanity.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:49) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:50) UndeadxAssassin: ...wait
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:57) UndeadxAssassin: See what I mean?
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin: Nuuuu
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:15) UndeadxAssassin: Insane woman!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:17) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:19) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:20) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:22) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:25) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:27) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:32) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:35) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:37) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:42) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:44) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:48) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:53) UndeadxAssassin: You're annoying.
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:59) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:00) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:05) UndeadxAssassin: I'm awesome.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:11) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:13) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:16) UndeadxAssassin: You suck
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:18) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:23) UndeadxAssassin: I quit.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:46) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:54) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:55) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:57) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:00) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:11) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:17) UndeadxAssassin: Patriotic spam!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:22) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:33) UndeadxAssassin: For anyone who comes in, you're not allowed to do this!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:48) UndeadxAssassin: I'm breaking a rule and no one can do anything about it
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:04) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:08) UndeadxAssassin: That looks sexy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:14) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:15) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:16) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:24) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:25) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:27) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:28) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:30) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:38) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:42) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:43) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:48) UndeadxAssassin: I am quite bored
(2010.10.15 - 21:45:00) UndeadxAssassin: brb, finding a life.
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:01) UndeadxAssassin: KENNEH
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: I have a new Haiku for you!
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:46) UndeadxAssassin: "Haikus are quite hard.
And sometimes they don't make sense!
Refrigerator."
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:40) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:59) Bartimaeus: That's a great haiku, Undead.
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12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat
23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast
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01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating:    Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*
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