BASH your life!

01/19/2013 9:01 PM (#1515) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(14:48:19) Bartimaeus: I really need to get a new mouse...I hate not being able to highlight, or select multiple things, or drag-dropping anything, or not double click when I really just clicked once...
(14:49:01) UndeadxAssassin: Why would you want to double click when you really just clicked once?
(14:53:06) Bartimaeus: "I hate not being able to not double click things when I really just clicked once"
(14:53:33) UndeadxAssassin: Nope
(14:53:36) UndeadxAssassin: You set up a series
(14:53:39) UndeadxAssassin: with the verb being
(14:53:46) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to.. "
(14:54:12) UndeadxAssassin: So everything that comes after that follows the same verb.
(14:54:18) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to...highlight"
(14:54:22) UndeadxAssassin: not being able to...select multiple things
(14:54:41) UndeadxAssassin: Hrm.
(14:54:44) UndeadxAssassin: Shut up.

04/29/2011 6:06 AM (#1486) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(19:55:42) Bartimaeus: Hi, Jen.
(19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: Gai Vart
(19:55:54) UndeadxAssassin: Bai Hart
(19:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: Hai Bart
(19:56:10) UndeadxAssassin: Hey I got it ;o

08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD

07/04/2011 6:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1494) | Rating: 8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a three star rating!8 | Click here to give a four star rating!8 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3

Humdah: I may admire your ass, but I will never find it attractive.

11/25/2007 4:12 AM (#23) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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07/25/2010 7:37 PM (#1453) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net Madara is a newfag

(12:23:01) zablex: ▲
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(12:23:09) zablex:
(12:23:20) ChatBot: zablex leaves the channel.
(12:23:30) UndeadxAssassin: Noob can't triforce.
(12:23:33) UndeadxAssassin: What a newfag ;o
(12:23:44) owner123: I can haz triforce

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(12:23:46) owner123: Lol
(12:23:52) UndeadxAssassin: No, more fail.
(12:23:54) owner123:
(12:24:04) owner123: Ok ill really triforce.
(12:24:13) owner123: Here
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(12:24:19) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right.
(12:24:20) UndeadxAssassin: More fail.
(12:24:23) owner123: !|
(12:24:36) owner123: omg
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(12:24:39) owner123: PERFECT
(12:24:41) owner123: There
(12:24:44) 2Pac: back
(12:24:45) UndeadxAssassin: Still too far right.
(12:24:47) owner123: Omg
(12:24:55) owner123: Here
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(12:24:56) UndeadxAssassin: Newfags can't triforce .
(12:24:58) owner123: Grr
(12:25:00) UndeadxAssassin: Too far left.
(12:25:03) owner123: You try it then
(12:25:05) owner123: !
(12:25:30) owner123: HERE
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(12:25:33) owner123: GOT IT
(12:25:38) ChatBot: zablex enters the channel.
(12:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: lol. Yes. That was good.
(12:25:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(12:25:48) UndeadxAssassin: Mine's better.
(12:25:49) zablex:
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(12:25:51) UndeadxAssassin: .
(12:25:51) owner123: Lol
(12:25:52) owner123: Lol
(12:25:59) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right!
(12:26:00) owner123: Zablek, too far right
(12:26:22) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(12:26:26) zablex: wha?
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(12:26:27) 2Pac: tri-forcing?
(12:26:32) owner123: Good
(12:26:34) owner123: That was good
(12:26:45) owner123:
(12:26:50) Madara: Spamalot
(12:26:55) owner123: Yes.
(12:27:35) Madara: ☺
(12:27:41) Madara: ☻
(12:27:43) zablex: go away!
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(12:27:43) owner123: ☺
(12:27:51) owner123: ☺
(12:27:53) owner123: ☻
(12:27:55) Madara: ♥
(12:27:55) owner123: •
(12:27:55) UndeadxAssassin: Nooo.
(12:27:57) owner123: ◘
(12:28:00) owner123: ♦
(12:28:02) Madara: ♦♣♠•◘○
(12:28:04) owner123: ♠
(12:28:05) UndeadxAssassin: The triangle on the bottom left is too far left now!
(12:28:16) owner123: ☺☻♥♣♠♦•◘
(12:28:18) owner123: IWIN
(12:28:28) zablex: i go practice tri forcing XD
(12:28:33) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(12:28:33) Madara: lol
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(12:28:35) owner123: lol
(12:28:37) Madara: fail D:<
(12:28:37) owner123: lol
(12:28:40) UndeadxAssassin: Epic.
(12:28:41) zablex: heh
(12:28:44) Madara: ..▲
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(12:28:47) Madara: whops
(12:28:48) UndeadxAssassin: More epic.
(12:28:49) owner123: LOL
(12:28:49) zablex: or maybe...
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(12:28:51) Madara: LOL
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(12:28:54) UndeadxAssassin: Noope.
(12:28:56) UndeadxAssassin: nope.
(12:29:01) UndeadxAssassin: Both fail!
(12:29:08) owner123: Madara's is oksy
(12:29:09) owner123: okay*
(12:29:12) 2Pac: yeah
(12:29:19) 2Pac: a bit to right though
(12:29:20) zablex: we fail uh? lets see how u do it :@
(12:29:21) UndeadxAssassin: No, the bottom left is too far left!
(12:29:32) UndeadxAssassin: Or the whole thing is too far right like Pac said
(12:29:35) owner123: Okay
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(12:29:41) owner123: Thats how I do it
(12:29:42) zablex: oh
(12:29:42) Madara: fail
(12:29:43) Madara: Lol
(12:29:46) owner123: Nah
(12:29:47) zablex: no
(12:29:49) owner123: Better than yours
(12:29:50) owner123: Madara
(12:29:51) zablex: its perfect
(12:29:56) Madara: nope
(12:29:58) owner123: madara ownt
(12:29:58) Madara: its not perfect
(12:30:02) owner123: Yup
(12:30:05) Madara: ...
(12:30:11) Madara: do u see how the above one is far to the right?
(12:30:12) UndeadxAssassin: Game time
(12:30:13) UndeadxAssassin: afk
(12:30:13) owner123: ok THIS is perfect
(12:30:16) owner123:
(12:30:18) 2Pac: Metallica - King Nothing
(12:30:23) 2Pac: hax.
(12:30:25) 2Pac: omg.
(12:30:28) Madara: .

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(12:30:31) Madara: Thats
(12:30:33) Madara: Perfect
(12:30:33) owner123: Failfail
(12:30:35) owner123: Failfailfail
(12:30:36) Madara: So STFU
(12:30:36) zablex: nope
(12:30:37) zablex:
(12:30:46) owner123: Top one too far right
(12:30:46) Madara: yup
(12:30:46) owner123:
(12:30:51) 2Pac: yeap
(12:31:03) owner123: Looks like Madara is a newfag
(12:31:04) owner123:
(12:31:05) Madara: how is it to far to the right?
(12:31:19) owner123: Because its too far right
(12:31:21) owner123: ...
(12:31:23) Madara: Lol?
(12:31:27) Madara: are u blind?
(12:31:31) zablex: ..▲
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(12:31:31) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:33) owner123: Are you.
(12:31:38) zablex: uh wrong
(12:31:40) Madara: Nope its perfect then
(12:31:47) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:51) owner123: Yours is bad madara
(12:31:56) Madara: btw saying im newfag is saying krypt is newfag
(12:31:59) zablex: ok so umm...

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(12:31:59) Madara: Lol
(12:32:07) Madara: newfag zablex
(12:32:07) owner123: Lol
(12:32:17) owner123: Madara youre more of a newfag
(12:32:22) zablex: ..▲
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(12:32:22) Madara: i copied it from krypt nub
(12:32:26) zablex: hehe i fail
(12:32:29) 2Pac: fail
(12:32:29) owner123: Nope
(12:32:30) 2Pac:
(12:32:30) zablex: im not a new fag
(12:32:34) owner123: Yes
(12:32:41) Madara: .

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(12:32:47) Madara: its frikin perfect >>
(12:32:47) owner123: Far right.
(12:32:49) owner123: A little
(12:32:50) zablex: stfu!

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(12:32:52) 2Pac: looks okay...
(12:33:01) owner123: Zab's is perfect
(12:33:07) zablex:

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(12:33:10) Madara: far to the right Lol
(12:33:11) zablex: kek xD
(12:33:13) Madara: now Left
(12:33:13) owner123: Left
(12:33:15) owner123:
(12:33:17) Madara: ccc
(12:33:17) zablex: oh maybe
(12:33:29) zablex: lawl

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(12:33:33) zablex: nah
(12:33:48) 2Pac: I'mma play Wolfenstein. Keep tri-forcing!!!
(12:33:59) Madara: ima play warcraft :<
(12:34:03) Madara: stop triforcing newfags
(12:34:19) owner123: I think youre the newfag around here
(12:34:31) owner123: BEAT THIS

(12:34:36) zablex: lawl... i get it

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(12:34:43) owner123: Nice
(12:34:44) owner123: Perfect
(12:34:49) zablex: yup
(12:35:02) owner123: Gonna put this on open-bash.org
(12:35:03) owner123:
(12:35:10) owner123: with the title Madara is a newfag
(12:35:27) Madara: btw call krypt a newfag then as i said i copied it from his sig
(12:35:45) Madara: fail more owner
(12:35:51) 2Pac: http://en.open-bash.org/ ftw!
(12:35:55) owner123: Lol how do I fail?
(12:36:03) owner123: And stop talking trying to copy >.<
(12:36:06) Madara: u called kryptonyte a newfag Lol

One comment

12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL

(later)

(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...

Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail

11/07/2007 6:28 PM (#1) | Rating: -17 | Click here to give a one star rating!-17 | Click here to give a one star rating!-17 | Click here to give a three star rating!-17 | Click here to give a four star rating!-17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(‹LEvoo› is testing the chats censor function...)
01/11/2007 11:51:54 ‹LEvoo› bit.h
01/11/2007 11:52:02 ‹LEvoo› bitc.h
01/11/2007 11:52:05 ‹LEvoo› mother
01/11/2007 11:52:10 ‹LEvoo› ****e.r
01/11/2007 11:52:15 ‹LEvoo› sit
01/11/2007 11:52:18 ‹LEvoo› sith
01/11/2007 11:52:21 ‹LEvoo› shit
01/11/2007 11:52:28 ‹LEvoo› siht
01/11/2007 11:52:32 ‹LEvoo› holy
01/11/2007 11:52:38 ‹LEvoo› suck
01/11/2007 11:52:41 ‹LEvoo› dick
01/11/2007 12:11:00 * Georgemots joins General chat
01/11/2007 12:11:11 ‹Georgemots› lol
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01/11/2007 17:49:33 ‹LEvoo› OMG
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01/11/2007 19:55:24 ‹weirdone2› Got something on your mind levoo? :P
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01/11/2007 21:11:57 ‹Xantan› lol

12/08/2007 2:11 AM (#31) | Rating: 0 | Click here to give a one star rating!0 | Click here to give a one star rating!0 | Click here to give a three star rating!0 | Click here to give a four star rating!0 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

President Bush: "The woman who knew I had dyslexia, I never interviewed her."

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10/13/2010 4:26 AM (#1462) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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(22:24:35) Bartimaeus: UNTIL ONLY HAS ONE L.
(22:24:37) Bartimaeus: I never realized that,
(22:24:44) Bartimaeus slits throat.
(22:25:08) FatherSpace: Owned.
(22:25:16) GeorgeMots: untill
(22:25:18) GeorgeMots: until
(22:25:21) GeorgeMots: >.<
(22:25:31) Bartimaeus: I've always been shortening it to 'till, but it's really 'til that I should be doing.
(22:25:40) FatherSpace: How long untill this is on open-bash?
(22:25:42) Bartimaeus: Darn my life