BASH your life!
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01/15/2010 0:58 AM by Bartimaeus (#1438) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life
Here is another one from my dad.
Dad: So, there's these two guys in a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. Both guys have been drinking quite a bit. The guy in a blue shirt says to the other guy, "Dude, do you know that if you jump out of this building, there's air currents going around the building, that when you get near the bottom of the ground, they'll stop you, and push you back up into the fifteenth floor?" The other guy is like, "No way, dude. If you think I'll even THINK about trying that, you're crazy!". So the guy in blue says, "Come on, I'll show you." So, he opens a window, and jumps out. He's falling, falling, falling...and right as he's about to hit the ground, he stops, and then is pushed up by the air currents, and into a window on the fifteenth floor. The other guy is watching, sees it, and meets the guy in blue as he's coming up the elevator. Guy in blue says, "See? I told you." Other guy: "No way, man. There's no way that's going to happen again. That was just some fluke...there's just no way...". Blue guy says, "Come on. I'll show you." So he jumps out again...he's falling, falling...and once again, he stops right before he hits the ground, and is shot up from the air-currents into the fifteen floor. They meet back up at the bar, and the other guy is like, "Oh my gosh...that's CRAZY. I'll have to try it." So the other guy goes towards the window, breathing heavily...and jumps. Falling, falling, falling...SPLAT. The guy in blue is looking, and shakes his head. The bartender says, "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Super Man."
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03/08/2009 6:05 AM (#73) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Dekar at redscull.com
Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile
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11/06/2008 7:34 AM (#66) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin
(read the quote below this one to understand this one)
(10:00:01 PM) Bartimaeus: Glad I didn't read that as sneaking down like a green burrito...
(10:00:15 PM) Skine909: I made it
(10:00:24 PM) Bartimaeus: lol, cool.
(10:00:28 PM) Skine909: We were out of green burritos
(10:00:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:02:56 PM) Skine909: So apparently Life of Pi is about
(10:03:13 PM) Skine909: some little Indian boy and his tiger best friend
(10:03:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Doesn't sound too bad.
(10:03:30 PM) Skine909: stuck on a lifeboat for 270 days...
(10:03:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read the Hobbit for school.
(10:03:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:03:49 PM) Bartimaeus: And then a huge book of random stories.
(10:03:53 PM) Bartimaeus: And then Treasure Island.
(10:03:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And then some moar books..
(10:04:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Life sucks.
(10:04:14 PM) Skine909: hmm
(10:04:22 PM) Bartimaeus: I'd open up the box my teacher gave me, but it's such a nightmare to close.
(10:04:43 PM) Bartimaeus: Last time I tried closing it, I nearly fell out of my chair, several times.
(10:04:55 PM) Skine909: Box?
(10:04:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Yeah.
(10:04:59 PM) Bartimaeus: With all the books.
(10:05:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Worst idea, ever.
(10:05:12 PM) Skine909: Is your teacher named Pandora by any chance?
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:05:16 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:06:29 PM) Bartimaeus: I've got to read all these books by the end of the school year.
(10:06:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I'll list them...try and get this piece of garbage open...
(10:06:50 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:06:59 PM) Skine909: don't hurt yourself
(10:07:08 PM) Bartimaeus: Okay, opening it was the easy part.
(10:08:28 PM) Bartimaeus: Julius Caesar, the Iliad and the Odyssey, Treasure Island, City, word processing, (spelled without any capitals, -.-!), the Hobbit, and like a six hundred page book with a ton of random stories.
(10:08:58 PM) Bartimaeus: And for every little tiny story, there's a little test to go along with it. And for every one of the regular books, there's like 50 to go with it.
(10:09:08 PM) Skine909: Julius Caesar was good
(10:09:20 PM) Bartimaeus: Haven't started it, yet.
(10:09:23 PM) Skine909: Good luck on Illiad and Oddysey
(10:09:25 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:09:33 PM) Skine909: hated Oddysey
(10:09:37 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:09:49 PM) Skine909: never read Illiad but I can imagine
(10:10:03 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:10:12 PM) Bartimaeus: The title sounds weird, to begin with.
(10:10:27 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:10:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Think I'll read it last, XD.
(10:11:00 PM) Skine909: wtf is City?
(10:11:31 PM) Bartimaeus: No idea.
(10:11:32 PM) Bartimaeus: It's huge.
(10:11:33 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:12:31 PM) Skine909: Get a ruler
(10:12:34 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:12:38 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:12:45 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm not allowed to have one.
(10:12:48 PM) Bartimaeus: I always break them.
(10:12:49 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:12:52 PM) Skine909: ,,,
(10:12:55 PM) Skine909: ...*
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: Bolded dots?
(10:13:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:13:21 PM) Skine909: You do realize they have special rulers for right angles right?
(10:13:47 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(10:14:00 PM) Skine909: Good cause I thinkI made that up
(10:14:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Still, don't really care. Don't use a ruler a whole lot.
(10:14:05 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:14:06 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:30 PM) Skine909: Of course you don't use em if you're parents won't let you have one lol
(10:14:39 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:14:40 PM) Skine909: How do you break them? O.o.O
(10:14:40 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:08 PM) Bartimaeus: I'm always fidgeting with them, and they always seem to just snap in half...
(10:15:21 PM) Skine909: Get better rulers then lol
(10:15:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Need to get a metal one
(10:15:25 PM) Bartimaeus: .
(10:15:33 PM) Bartimaeus: Plastic/Wood ones break.
(10:15:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:15:55 PM) Skine909: I don't think I've ever broken a ruler lol
(10:16:05 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:16:06 PM) Skine909: and I use em a lot in art lol
(10:16:32 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(10:16:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, I hate art sooo much.
(10:16:45 PM) Bartimaeus: Suck so badly.
(10:16:55 PM) Skine909: Class?
(10:17:00 PM) Bartimaeus: No, just art.
(10:17:02 PM) Bartimaeus: In itself.
(10:17:06 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't create anything.
(10:17:12 PM) Skine909: lol
(10:17:34 PM) Skine909: I guess this would be a bad time to mention I want to go to an art college XD
(10:17:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Lucky you.
(10:17:56 PM) Bartimaeus: You're good at art, right?
(10:18:05 PM) Skine909: One would hope so
(10:18:13 PM) Skine909: otherwise I'm seriously misguided lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:18:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:16 PM) Skine909: I can just imagine an intervention with my whole family and all my friends and teachers and I just walk into my house and my Mom's just like, "Kevin... You suck at art."
(10:19:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:19:53 PM) Bartimaeus: No, my mom does that regularly, XD
(10:23:06 PM) Skine909: I suck at remember I have an essay to do
(10:23:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahaha.
(10:23:22 PM) Skine909: I've been surfing around RWP and I just went, "Oh yeah..."
(10:23:28 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:23:33 PM) Bartimaeus: You are SO not going to finish it.
(10:23:34 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:25:05 PM) Skine909: I have to finish before my laptop battery dies lol
(10:25:08 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:27:53 PM) Skine909: This is getting done
(10:27:56 PM) Skine909: full concentration
(10:28:01 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:01 PM) Skine909: so I must log off
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: GL.
(10:28:02 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.
(10:28:04 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:08 PM) Skine909: GL?
(10:28:12 PM) Skine909: oh
(10:28:14 PM) Skine909: TY
(10:28:22 PM) Bartimaeus: Good luck.
(10:28:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(10:28:24 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:28:25 PM) Bartimaeus: Night.
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12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL
(later)
(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...
Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail
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07/03/2008 11:30 PM by Dekar (#60) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
*We were discussing whether we should speak english or german in chat...
‹Dekar› So what? someone else could join O.o
‹King-Bushido› then i'll use the /kick command and we can talk :D
‹Dekar› kick ftw :D
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03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating:   Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD
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12/22/2007 10:58 PM by Dekar (#38) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/
dove_kitty: you a bad man i dun likes you!
Dekar: I don't like you, too. :P
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10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat
(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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07/15/2010 1:28 PM (#1448) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, ##C++, irc.freenode.net
<gigo> do we have to delete objects allocated using new A[5] ?
<bwy> It depends if we want them to leak or not.
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