BASH your life!

11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: 2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a one star rating!2 | Click here to give a three star rating!2 | Click here to give a four star rating!2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha

06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit

(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
(15:11:22) ChatBot: (735319) logs into the Chat.
(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general​-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-​t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113​/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?

06/08/2009 1:17 AM (#79) | Rating: 26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a three star rating!26 | Click here to give a four star rating!26 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

‹Dekar› who of you is from manila?
‹Ne|rd<3› me malaysia , sabah
‹Dekar› no one?
‹Dekar› I am just checking my statistics and most people are from the phillipines
‹Hillo› leechers
‹Ne|rd<3› nope.
‹Hillo› that come to download collided dota
‹Dekar› wait one l double p
‹Dekar› philippines
‹Ne|rd<3› dekar..
‹Ne|rd<3› can u help me out ?
‹Dekar› maybe
‹Hillo› you didn't even tell what map you're trying to cheat
‹Dekar› manila has 1,6 million people
‹Ne|rd<3› Stay Alive .w3x
‹Dekar› 1% of them visit my page
‹Ne|rd<3› lol..
‹Dekar› looks nice there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Manila_shanty.jpg
‹Dekar› O.o
‹Hillo› isn't manila the capital of philippines ?
‹Ne|rd<3› ya?
‹Dekar› yeah
‹Hillo› initialD lives there
‹Ne|rd<3› US now got H1N1 ady?
‹Dekar› the house in the middle?
‹Hillo› nah the greenhouse on the ceiling
‹Dekar› XD

12/12/2007 10:43 PM (#34) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Diana Mnatsakanyan, public radio Armenia

It is impossible to fake anything during the Eurovision. All calculations are made by a German company.

10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat

(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.

11/08/2007 11:22 PM (#9) | Rating: -7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a three star rating!-7 | Click here to give a four star rating!-7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, WC3edit Chat

20:13:46 * Xantan joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:42:36 * nevo joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:01 ‹nevo› bla
08/11/2007 21:45:02 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:03 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:05 ‹nevo› hmm
08/11/2007 21:45:07 ‹nevo› lets see
08/11/2007 21:45:13 ‹nevo› who could get it be who spams?
08/11/2007 21:45:17 ‹nevo› oh wait1
08/11/2007 21:45:19 ‹nevo› its Nevo1
08/11/2007 21:45:20 ‹nevo› :P
08/11/2007 22:01:47 ‹Xantan› hi
08/11/2007 22:01:49 ‹Xantan› i was gon
08/11/2007 22:01:51 ‹Xantan› gone*
08/11/2007 22:01:55 ‹Xantan› sup
08/11/2007 22:18:29 ‹nevo› nm u?
08/11/2007 22:18:41 ‹Xantan› drugs
08/11/2007 22:18:47 ‹Xantan› got music going
08/11/2007 22:18:48 ‹Xantan› and playin wc3
08/11/2007 22:18:50 ‹Xantan› and
08/11/2007 22:18:53 ‹Xantan› nachos
08/11/2007 22:18:57 ‹nevo› :twisted:
08/11/2007 22:18:59 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:37 ‹nevo› hey Xantan, how would you feel if i asked you to get married with me? :mrgreen:
08/11/2007 22:19:50 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:55 ‹Xantan› I'd say somethin like
08/11/2007 22:20:01 ‹Xantan› thats pretty ****ed up in the head, nevo ;]

11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net

(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol

12/02/2007 10:08 AM (#27) | Rating: -14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a three star rating!-14 | Click here to give a four star rating!-14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, w/ xantan+cal lord again

50.cal.lord: I'm a complete homosexual faggot who inserts my own penis into young looking moose.
ҖάπΨΛŋ: wow, why the fuck would you even consider telling someone like me something like that? That is the most childish attempt at displaying boldness that I have ever seen. I hope you get psychological help asap.
50.cal.lord says: ~If you ever want to cyber, let me know.

07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).

12/15/2007 10:53 PM (#35) | Rating: -28 | Click here to give a one star rating!-28 | Click here to give a one star rating!-28 | Click here to give a three star rating!-28 | Click here to give a four star rating!-28 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

your brain must be made of kitty litter or shit cause your damn stupid