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01/16/2011 2:34 AM (#1475) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(19:33:10) GeorgeMots: I once got so hammered i woke up the next morning wearing a girls underwear and my face was covered in pasta
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03/02/2011 9:26 AM (#1480) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva
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09/18/2012 6:11 PM (#1501) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(23:29:26) (598892): i'm gabe newell
(23:29:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(23:30:17) (598892): you're not fat enough to be gabe newell
(23:34:24) ChatBot: UndeadxAssassin has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:35:20) (598892): she took that hard
(23:35:29) (598892): we can't all be gabe newell
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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat
(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
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10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.
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10/21/2010 7:42 AM (#1465) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(08:38:50) CoSmOSaiNt: :19:30) FatherSpace: So, get any weird PMs?
(00:19:52) Bartimaeus: Yeah, from Cosmo.
(00:20:01) FatherSpace: Forward to me ploz?
(00:20:10) Bartimaeus: Why? ._.
(00:20:20) FatherSpace: I wanna see what he said.
(00:20:35) Bartimaeus: But why?
(00:20:47) FatherSpace: No particular reason...
(00:21:34) Bartimaeus: Give me a reason, and I'll do it.
(00:21:37) Bartimaeus: A reason that doesn't suck, though.
(00:22:36) FatherSpace: Hm... I convinced him you were black, and insisted that comments he made would offend you since you happen to read logs, and thus he should PM you an apology or something.
(00:22:57) FatherSpace: And by convinced, I mean told.
(00:23:24) Bartimaeus: Hahaha, excellent reason.
(00:23:27) Bartimaeus: I'm forwarding the PM.
(00:23:40) FatherSpace: <3
(08:38:52) CoSmOSaiNt: that FUCK STICK!!!
(08:38:53) CoSmOSaiNt: GRRRRRR
(08:39:14) GeorgeMots: rofl
(08:39:19) CoSmOSaiNt: dude im pissed
(08:39:24) CoSmOSaiNt: OMGHHHHH
(08:39:26) CoSmOSaiNt: @#Q$@#$!#@$#$
(08:39:30) CoSmOSaiNt: and wow
(08:40:06) CoSmOSaiNt: my god
(08:40:07) CoSmOSaiNt: im so pissed
(08:40:52) CoSmOSaiNt: im going to smite that jerry fuck
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It is impossible to fake anything during the Eurovision. All calculations are made by a German company.
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Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.
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