BASH your life!
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12/15/2007 10:53 PM (#35) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life
your brain must be made of kitty litter or shit cause your damn stupid
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10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat
(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though
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12/18/2008 4:42 PM (#68) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(16:15:17) Kryptonyte: Hey. You're good with computers, right?
(16:16:34) Dekar: nope
(16:16:50) Kryptonyte: Anyways.... firefox and internet expolorer can't connect to the web....
(16:16:56) Kryptonyte: So... wtf is the problem?
(16:16:59) Dekar: dns server
(16:17:10) Kryptonyte: ...k. How do I fix it?
(16:17:17) Dekar: uhm chose a different one
(16:17:23) Kryptonyte: Lmao.
(16:17:31) Kryptonyte: I don't even know what a DNS server is.
(16:17:39) Kryptonyte: I haven't a clue how to "choose another one". = /
(16:18:31) Dekar: okay
(16:18:38) Dekar: go to your network connections
(16:18:50) Dekar: open the properties of the one that connects you to the net
(16:19:03) Dekar: search for tcp/ip stuff
(16:19:14) Dekar: here you should be able to set a dns server
(16:19:30) Dekar: use them:
208.67.222.222
208.67.220.220
(16:19:41) Dekar: reconnect and it should work
(16:20:46) Kryptonyte: er...
(16:21:00) Kryptonyte: Mine goes 3 digits, 3 digits, 3 digits, 2 digits.
(16:21:13) Kryptonyte: I can't enter 208.67.222.222
(16:22:37) Dekar: uhm?
(16:22:51) Dekar: it says something like subnet mask?
(16:22:56) Dekar: or dns?
(16:23:14) Dekar: nameserver?
(16:23:16) Kryptonyte: There was two options.
"Obtain DNS automatically"
(16:23:19) Kryptonyte: and then enter one
(16:23:23) Dekar: enter them
(16:23:26) Kryptonyte: I couldn't enter the one you gave me
(16:23:27) Dekar: fits
(16:23:36) Dekar: they do
(16:23:51) Dekar: you probably made a space or w/e
(16:24:34) Kryptonyte: Oh, lol. nvm. :P I got it.
(16:24:35) Kryptonyte: ty
(16:24:40) Dekar: -.-
(16:24:43) Dekar: works again?
(16:24:48) Kryptonyte: yeah
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06/08/2009 1:17 AM (#79) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net
‹Dekar› who of you is from manila?
‹Ne|rd<3› me malaysia , sabah
‹Dekar› no one?
‹Dekar› I am just checking my statistics and most people are from the phillipines
‹Hillo› leechers
‹Ne|rd<3› nope.
‹Hillo› that come to download collided dota
‹Dekar› wait one l double p
‹Dekar› philippines
‹Ne|rd<3› dekar..
‹Ne|rd<3› can u help me out ?
‹Dekar› maybe
‹Hillo› you didn't even tell what map you're trying to cheat
‹Dekar› manila has 1,6 million people
‹Ne|rd<3› Stay Alive .w3x
‹Dekar› 1% of them visit my page
‹Ne|rd<3› lol..
‹Dekar› looks nice there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Manila_shanty.jpg
‹Dekar› O.o
‹Hillo› isn't manila the capital of philippines ?
‹Ne|rd<3› ya?
‹Dekar› yeah
‹Hillo› initialD lives there
‹Ne|rd<3› US now got H1N1 ady?
‹Dekar› the house in the middle?
‹Hillo› nah the greenhouse on the ceiling
‹Dekar› XD
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11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.
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12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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06/12/2009 4:46 AM by Dekar (#84) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<Colours> :( I cheated and moved /dev/random and linked /dev/random to /dev/urandom
<Colours> this probably makes me a terrible person
<mrsteveman1> yep
<mrsteveman1> alsa isn't that big
<mrsteveman1> i hear last time someone hacked random to point to urandom, tux visited his house
<mrsteveman1> it wasn't pretty
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10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat
(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.
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01/19/2013 9:01 PM (#1515) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(14:48:19) Bartimaeus: I really need to get a new mouse...I hate not being able to highlight, or select multiple things, or drag-dropping anything, or not double click when I really just clicked once...
(14:49:01) UndeadxAssassin: Why would you want to double click when you really just clicked once?
(14:53:06) Bartimaeus: "I hate not being able to not double click things when I really just clicked once"
(14:53:33) UndeadxAssassin: Nope
(14:53:36) UndeadxAssassin: You set up a series
(14:53:39) UndeadxAssassin: with the verb being
(14:53:46) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to.. "
(14:54:12) UndeadxAssassin: So everything that comes after that follows the same verb.
(14:54:18) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to...highlight"
(14:54:22) UndeadxAssassin: not being able to...select multiple things
(14:54:41) UndeadxAssassin: Hrm.
(14:54:44) UndeadxAssassin: Shut up.
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