BASH your life!

11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net

(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol

06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit

(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
(15:11:22) ChatBot: (735319) logs into the Chat.
(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general​-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-​t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113​/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?

07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).

04/29/2011 6:05 AM (#1485) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(23:02:43) Bartimaeus: What's the point of going by a username if you're just going to call yourself your real name?
(23:03:41) AbusivePie: It's for people you are better aquanaut with

O_O

10/05/2010 3:55 AM (#1459) | Rating: 5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a three star rating!5 | Click here to give a four star rating!5 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(21:53:43) Ozzapoo: Bart, I am so glad you're not founder.
(21:53:44) Bartimaeus: So I'll just assume it's not in use.
(21:53:50) Ozzapoo: If you were founder the world would go to shit.
(21:53:50) Bartimaeus: I am founder, Ozzapoo.
(21:53:54) Ozzapoo: Not just W3E, the WORLD.
(21:53:55) AbusivePie: He has founder rights
(21:53:58) Ozzapoo: ....what/
(21:54:03) Ozzapoo: WHAT
(21:54:04) Bartimaeus: Yeah.
(21:54:06) AbusivePie: Dekar gave it to him
(21:54:07) FatherSpace: lawl
(21:54:07) Bartimaeus: Sorry to disappoint,

moderator groups o.o
(21:53:40) Bartimaeus: No one with over a 100 posts has it.
(21:53:43) Ozzapoo: Bart, I am so glad you're not founder.
(21:53:44) Bartimaeus: So I'll just assume it's not in use.
(21:53:50) Ozzapoo: If you were founder the world would go to shit.
(21:53:50) Bartimaeus: I am founder, Ozzapoo.
(21:53:54) Ozzapoo: Not just W3E, the WORLD.
(21:53:55) AbusivePie: He has founder rights
(21:53:58) Ozzapoo: ....what/
(21:54:03) Ozzapoo: WHAT
(21:54:04) Bartimaeus: Yeah.
(21:54:06) AbusivePie: Dekar gave it to him
(21:54:07) FatherSpace: lawl
(21:54:07) Bartimaeus: Sorry to disappoint,
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: PEIYO6U5V5Y4B6
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: BY4
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: B
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: 4B
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: B
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: 4
(21:54:10) Ozzapoo: 4
(21:54:11) Ozzapoo: 634
(21:54:11) Ozzapoo: 5

12/08/2007 2:11 AM (#31) | Rating: 0 | Click here to give a one star rating!0 | Click here to give a one star rating!0 | Click here to give a three star rating!0 | Click here to give a four star rating!0 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

President Bush: "The woman who knew I had dyslexia, I never interviewed her."

One comment

03/09/2009 10:43 PM (#74) | Rating: 28 | Click here to give a one star rating!28 | Click here to give a one star rating!28 | Click here to give a three star rating!28 | Click here to give a four star rating!28 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<aoeu> what's the difference between gnunet and freenet?
<Dekar_> gnunet whines when you touch it's upload and drops 90% of it's connections
besides... less childporn on gnunet I guess
<amatus> hah! that should be our motto: Less childporn than Freenet
of course that doesn't really make sense, if our goal is censorship resistance
<MortuusVir> well, maybe we could position ourselves more in the terrorist zone

09/29/2012 11:51 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1504) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

(19:44:44) Bartimaeus: You beat me. Not fair and square, but you definitely beat me.
(19:44:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:44:52) UndeadxAssassin: :|
(19:44:59) UndeadxAssassin: How wasn't it fair and square?
(19:45:05) Bartimaeus: Because this game is incredibly stupid
(19:45:06) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:45:28) Bartimaeus: It'd be like winning at Yahtzee fair and square.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: there's simply no such thing
(19:45:34) Bartimaeus: :D
(19:46:39) Bartimaeus: So...
(19:46:56) UndeadxAssassin: Luck is fair and square
(19:47:05) Bartimaeus: If you define it as such, then yes, you won fair and square.

04/14/2008 2:34 PM (#55) | Rating: 4 | Click here to give a one star rating!4 | Click here to give a one star rating!4 | Click here to give a three star rating!4 | Click here to give a four star rating!4 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, cheap carisoprodol

It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.

11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)

(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.