BASH your life!

11/08/2007 11:27 PM (#10) | Rating: -11 | Click here to give a one star rating!-11 | Click here to give a one star rating!-11 | Click here to give a three star rating!-11 | Click here to give a four star rating!-11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, A Joke i told to my friend -Nevo

Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/24/2007 10:41 PM (#19) | Rating: -14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a three star rating!-14 | Click here to give a four star rating!-14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter

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01/20/2009 7:51 AM (#70) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://www.schneier.com/

We used to quip that "password" is the most common password. Now it's "password1." Who said users haven't learned anything about security?

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12/18/2010 12:24 AM (#1471) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on , Lorencorat

Is it possible to contact administration?
Thanks

10/15/2012 7:28 PM (#1509) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(22:26:37) UndeadxAssassin: If you changed your user group to refrigerator users, would you be able to game it back?

01/08/2008 7:28 AM by Dekar (#42) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk

<Xantan showed that he has no clue about domains/dns. I wasted hours!>
xantan: idk even whats going on
xantan: lol
xantan: =/
Dekar: do something useful and suffocate on something!
xantan: bleh

03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null

07/13/2012 0:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1499) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

(18:17:22) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies these days, I've noticed. :o
(18:17:45) Ken: I'm sorry you can't spell.
(18:18:10) AbusivePie: O.o
(18:18:27) AbusivePie: apologizes :o
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies SINCERELY these days, I've noticed.
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: :o
(18:18:43) Ken: He did it again.
(18:18:54) AbusivePie: Apologies is just the plural form of apology o.o
(18:18:59) Bartimaeus: Who did what again?
(18:19:04) AbusivePie: Should be
(18:19:07) Bartimaeus: omg
(18:19:16) Ken: Like, omg.
(18:19:17) Bartimaeus: I have no idea why I keep writing it that way, o.o
(18:19:30) UndeadxAssassin: I almost choked reading that twice.
(18:19:32) AbusivePie: No one really gives sincere apologies these days
(18:19:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(18:19:41) Ken: Don't choke, Jen.
(18:19:47) AbusivePie: CHOKE
(18:20:04) UndeadxAssassin: I apologies to you, Bart, but this is going on OpenBash

07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?

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01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating: 21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a three star rating!21 | Click here to give a four star rating!21 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.