BASH your life!
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01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/
Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
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03/14/2010 0:19 AM by Ozzapoo (#1441) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(10:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(10:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(10:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(10:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(10:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon
President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.
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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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04/08/2011 4:59 PM by Dekar (#1484) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ
Dekar: oh and I like rainbow loris
Dekar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSCv--pRho
Dekar: epic colors
Jen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELuSUzd--Ein
Jen: Epic colors.
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01/06/2011 0:46 AM (#1474) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Agrizilla
<a href="http://googleniums.com">google</a> best google sites
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04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007
(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-Honor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.
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10/16/2010 5:21 AM (#1463) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(submitted by Bartimaeus, whom can't remember his password)
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:28) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:28:51) UndeadxAssassin: Hi Jen!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:04) UndeadxAssassin: Ohhai Jen! How are you?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:13) UndeadxAssassin: I'm good! Quite bored, though.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: That sucks. I'm bored, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:30) UndeadxAssassin: Wanna play some wc3?
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:46) UndeadxAssassin: That would be tough to do since I don't have a CDKey or a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:29:54) UndeadxAssassin: ...if you don't have a computer how are you on chat?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:02) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:09) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:15) UndeadxAssassin: I use my phone?
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:27) UndeadxAssassin: I see. It's much easier to get a computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:32) UndeadxAssassin: You're on my computer.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:34) UndeadxAssassin: oic.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:40) UndeadxAssassin: So get off and let me get on.
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:49) UndeadxAssassin: Get off my phone, then!
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:56) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:30:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:01) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:15) UndeadxAssassin: Smileys don't have colors, you know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:20) UndeadxAssassin: You know what?
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:44) UndeadxAssassin: Your face reminds me of the moon
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:50) UndeadxAssassin: You're bald, too!
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:57) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, me.
(2010.10.15 - 21:31:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:03) UndeadxAssassin: wait wut
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:07) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:16) UndeadxAssassin: It's rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:20) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:24) UndeadxAssassin: Rabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:26) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:31) UndeadxAssassin: Duck season
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:35) UndeadxAssassin: Wabbit season!
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:43) UndeadxAssassin: osh...
(2010.10.15 - 21:32:48) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:01) UndeadxAssassin: DX
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:45) UndeadxAssassin: I'm still bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:52) UndeadxAssassin: Get on wc3!
(2010.10.15 - 21:33:59) UndeadxAssassin: There's nothing to play and no one to play with
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:21) UndeadxAssassin: Make friends
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:23) UndeadxAssassin: I can't
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:37) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:39) UndeadxAssassin: Sucks for you, too >>
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:41) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:34:51) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:02) UndeadxAssassin: D:<
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:05) UndeadxAssassin: o.0
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:32) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:36) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
(2010.10.15 - 21:35:41) UndeadxAssassin: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: I Forget
(2010.10.15 - 21:36:19) UndeadxAssassin: It's okay, no one ever finishes my lyrics anyway
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:22) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:31) UndeadxAssassin: No, I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:34) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:38) UndeadxAssassin: I'm the real one
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:40) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:45) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu! D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:47) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:50) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:37:53) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:04) UndeadxAssassin: I wonder where Bart is
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:26) UndeadxAssassin: He's probably reading this and thinking "wtf are you on"
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:43) UndeadxAssassin: ....Right. I forgot he reads logs.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:50) UndeadxAssassin: Way to be ousted as crazy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: no u!
(2010.10.15 - 21:38:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm not the insane one.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:04) UndeadxAssassin: We're the same people!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin: Don't insult me like that!
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:10) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:19) UndeadxAssassin: That's hurtful
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:26) UndeadxAssassin: You started it..
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:33) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:42) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:53) UndeadxAssassin: I'm sorry
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:54) UndeadxAssassin: No you're not.
(2010.10.15 - 21:39:56) UndeadxAssassin: I know.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:02) UndeadxAssassin: You suck.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:06) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, you do.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:10) UndeadxAssassin: D:
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:22) UndeadxAssassin: Bart, she's not weird. She's just bored.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:31) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah! I'm just bored!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:46) UndeadxAssassin: her boredom comes at a huge price to her sanity.
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:49) UndeadxAssassin: Yeah!
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:50) UndeadxAssassin: ...wait
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:57) UndeadxAssassin: See what I mean?
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin: Nuuuu
(2010.10.15 - 21:40:59) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:15) UndeadxAssassin: Insane woman!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:17) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:19) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:20) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:22) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:25) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:27) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:30) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:32) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:35) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:37) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:42) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:44) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:48) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:53) UndeadxAssassin: You're annoying.
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:54) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:41:59) UndeadxAssassin: Stfu!
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:00) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:05) UndeadxAssassin: I'm awesome.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:11) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:13) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:16) UndeadxAssassin: You suck
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:18) UndeadxAssassin: no u
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:23) UndeadxAssassin: I quit.
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:46) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:54) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:55) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:42:57) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:00) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:11) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:17) UndeadxAssassin: Patriotic spam!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:22) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:33) UndeadxAssassin: For anyone who comes in, you're not allowed to do this!
(2010.10.15 - 21:43:48) UndeadxAssassin: I'm breaking a rule and no one can do anything about it
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:04) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:08) UndeadxAssassin: That looks sexy.
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:14) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:15) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:16) UndeadxAssassin: spam spam spam spam spam spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:24) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:25) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:27) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:28) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:30) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:31) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:32) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:34) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:35) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:36) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:37) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:38) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:39) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:40) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:42) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:43) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:44) UndeadxAssassin: spam
(2010.10.15 - 21:44:48) UndeadxAssassin: I am quite bored
(2010.10.15 - 21:45:00) UndeadxAssassin: brb, finding a life.
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:01) UndeadxAssassin: KENNEH
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: I have a new Haiku for you!
(2010.10.15 - 21:56:46) UndeadxAssassin: "Haikus are quite hard.
And sometimes they don't make sense!
Refrigerator."
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:40) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.15 - 22:15:59) Bartimaeus: That's a great haiku, Undead.
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10/15/2012 7:26 PM (#1508) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
(21:09:50) UndeadxAssassin: yur typin gbetre than I am
(21:09:56) UndeadxAssassin: :9
(21:10:00) UndeadxAssassin:
(21:10:02) AbusivePie: Yar much better
(21:10:23) AbusivePie: If you type slower o.o
(21:10:27) AbusivePie: You would make better sense
(21:12:31) UndeadxAssassin: Id on't want to take five minutes to type a secntence
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12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
Things went downhill from there.
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