BASH your life!
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12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL
(later)
(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...
Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail
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11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
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02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.
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03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva
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01/10/2008 3:23 AM (#45) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, A conversation with bendik....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I wanna kiss your sexy butt
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
you make me so hard
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
i wish we could be together forever and ever my precious Gevo
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I love you
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
just had to get that off my heart
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3LOVE YOU
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I'm lonely here
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Would you come and sleep with me on the couch?
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
We can watch American Pie Naked Mile together<3
Gevo says:
Well I feel awkward...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
You do?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
That's not too great.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i can make you feel better, I promise
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
;o
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Really, I'm graduated in making boys feel better.
Gevo says:
i'm saving this conversation...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And for the record, Idc if u save this convo, It's nothing to be ashamed over, I love you and will do so forever.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Don't you trust my love?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
*kiss*
Gevo says:
Not necessarily. One minute you'll be all "yo sup", next thing I know, I'm waking up with my ass bleeding...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
yo sup?
Gevo says:
=/
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
muhawhahw
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
hope i'm not giving you traumatical experiences.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i know we are on the same side, So theres nothing to hide
Gevo says:
Sure...
Gevo says:
I'm going back to mah animeh nao
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Anime gaypr0n?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
nice.
Gevo says:
K
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
can you make an anime char of me?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
remb: 20 cm cock
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And newly shaved.
Gevo says:
i'll translate that into 2 inch
Gevo says:
k
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
6'11 inches i guess?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
isnt it?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or 7?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or smth xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
If my cam had been working
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
i could'a showed u
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
but i'm afraid it died due to a freeze.
Gevo says:
now that would cause a traumatic experience
Gevo says:
have you seen the pain olympics?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Yes.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
My favorite #1 Jerking-off-too video.
Gevo says:
Don't ever speak to me again.
Gevo says:
Animeh time.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
roflcopter =P
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
have a pleasent evening my love.
Gevo says:
... you as well....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I will, Dreaming 'bout you my dear.
Gevo says:
...
Gevo says:
I'm posting this convo on the internet.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I don't mind at all
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho I'm a homosexual and i love Gevo
Gevo says:
....................
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And let me give a shout out to all my heterosexual fans out there!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
P.S: Æ E BARSK!
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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08/19/2008 0:18 AM (#63) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, sdfsdf
The news that television footage of the fireworks shown outside the stadium at the Beijing Olympic opening ceremony were computer generated fakes has spread online in the last 48 hours, but the latest news will be an even bigger shock: the 7 year old girl singing (China’s version of Nikki Webster) was not only miming, but the voice played wasn’t hers.
Chen Qigang, the General Music Designer of the Opening Ceremony, revealed that the voice everyone heard singing at the Opening Ceremony was actually a pre-recording of another child, Yang Peiyi, a student of the Attached Primary School of Beijing University at Zhongguancun on a television interview, according to a report at China Digital Times.
This is the translated transcript
Chen Qigang: The first condition was that the director wants the image to be very cute. We selected about ten children… Then we had to choose one from those who had a good image who can sing well…
We chose one ten-year-old child, whose voice was really good. All the rehearsals were using her singing… In the end the director thought her image was not the most appropriate, she was a little too old… so regrettably, we had to let her go.
Then, as we chose another singer, the standard was that she needs to be seven years old. Lin Miaoke (林妙可) was one of them, another was Yang Peiyi (杨沛宜), and there were others.
Then we went to the Central People’s Radio Station to do the recording…
Finally we made the decision that the voice we would use was Yang Peiyi’s.
TV Host: Yang Peiyi?
林妙可~北京奥运会开幕式上演唱《歌唱祖国》的小女孩
[via Apture]
Chen Qigang: Yes.
…The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feelings, and expression.
Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects. But in the aspect of voice, Yang Peiyi (杨沛宜) is flawless, in each member of our team’s view.
TV Hostess: … So the one in front of camera is Lin Miaoke, but the voice [we heard] is from Yang Peiyi?
Chen Qigang: Yes. This was a last minute decision, we had to do it. We had been through several inspections，they were all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were spectators from various divisions, especially leader(s) from the the Politburo, who gave the opinion: It must change. This is to say, we had no choice.
… We have a responsibility to face the audience of the whole country, to give this explanation. Everyone should understand this in this way: this is in the national interest. It is the image of our national music, national culture. Especially the entrance of our national flag, this is an extremely important, extremely serious matter. Then we made such a choice. I think it is fair to both Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi.
That is to say, we have a perfect voice (in our team’s view), and a perfect image and representation, two combined together.
…But as far as Lin Miaoke is concerned, since we have two recordings - one from Lin Miaoke, another from Yang Peiyi - and their voices are not too different, so when Lin Miaoke was singing, she may not have realized that was not her own voice.
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03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating:   Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD
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10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat
(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though
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06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit
(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
(15:11:22) ChatBot: (735319) logs into the Chat.
(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?
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