BASH your life!
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06/09/2009 0:06 AM by Hillo (#81) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I can
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: jesus
ALICE: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: why are you talking german ?
ALICE: The topic is a noob.
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02/08/2008 2:35 AM (#48) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Why cheat dota when you can just stop playing it altogether?
Its a shit game anywa
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11/29/2009 1:12 AM (#1418) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(16:06:48) xkiska: do u have a life?
(16:06:52) xkiska: uve been on for atleast 4 hours
(16:06:54) Tupac_Shakur: Yeah, we have a life.
(16:07:00) Tupac_Shakur: It's just weekend,
(16:07:04) xkiska: true
(16:07:11) Bartimaeus: It's Thanksgiving Weekend, ;p
(16:07:19) xkiska: ur not american tho, right?
(16:07:24) UndeadxAssassin: I have no friends to hand out with.
(16:07:24) Bartimaeus: I am.
(16:07:38) xkiska: i thought u were dekars brother
(16:07:42) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(16:07:45) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(16:07:45) Bartimaeus: LOLWUT
(16:07:50) Hillo: lol XD
(19:08:09) xkiska: oh why lanaya told me
(19:08:41) xkiska: she told me that dekar lived in like germany, and you guys lived in a house together, and were brothers
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11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol
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01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.
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04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007
(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-Honor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.
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07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).
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02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.
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03/01/2011 4:40 AM (#1479) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Bartville
(2010.01.20 - 21:09:56) Bartimaeus: Blabs, what's your opinion on the controversy of the banana?
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:23) blabs: really wtf are u on about
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:29) blabs: i have no idea
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:34) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:11) Bartimaeus: I have a banana that's a little under-ripe, and I'm hungry, right? Should I eat it now and enjoy not being as hungry, but suffer from it being under-ripe? Or should I wait until a later date that I might not be as hungry, yet enjoy it more because of it's better and matured taste?
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:43) Bartimaeus: Truly a dilemma.
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:57) blabs: mm ok eat it
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:07) blabs: rofl cant wait for anything
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:16) Bartimaeus: FatherSpace said that would be like drinking arsenic, but Kyubi said it would be O.K.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:26) blabs: take what u want when u can because it may never return
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:27) Bartimaeus: I can wait, but I might not be as hungry.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:43) Bartimaeus: Yeah, but I'm hiding it in my computer case.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:46) Bartimaeus: So that's not a problem.
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:05) blabs: may i ask are u drunk
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:06) blabs: ?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:12) blabs: lmao
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:25) Bartimaeus: Not at all! Why would you think that, good sir?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:40) blabs: ummmmmmmmm dont know
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:19) Bartimaeus: I'm just so very hungry, and very excited to eat this banana. But would it be better to wait? A question like this has not been asked in ages, I tell you.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:22) blabs: well waiting is good if u can i supose
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:33) Bartimaeus: Of course. I haven't eaten all day.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:48) Bartimaeus: I woke up this morning, decided to eat a banana, noticed it was a little green, and got busy with computer.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:53) blabs: i just had a pie mm yum
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:17) Bartimaeus: Now it's been like 12 hours, and I still haven't eaten.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:25) Bartimaeus: It's still as green, unfortunately.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:27) blabs: yeh me 2 when i got up i came online and cheated 10 maps
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:41) blabs: dont eat it then
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:46) blabs: wait
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:56) blabs: have a glass of water
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:06) blabs: u fell better for a while
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus: That's what I had earlier.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:15) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:20) Bartimaeus: No, I didn't even do that.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:25) Bartimaeus: Probably why I have a head-ache.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:48) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I'll keep the banana in my computer case for two days.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:20) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your wisdom, great and wise Blabs, for I would surely would not have out-lived the day if not for your advice.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:39) Bartimaeus: Um.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:42) Bartimaeus: Lived the day, that is.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:49) Bartimaeus: Don't know why I said "out-lived", lol.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:53) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:57) Bartimaeus: Yeah, out-lived is right.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:00) Bartimaeus: Right?
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:25) Bartimaeus: Tomorrow, I'll add a similar one to my case, as well.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:52) blabs: omg failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:56) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:02) blabs: im lost
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:17) Bartimaeus: Where'd I lose you? lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:27) blabs: at the shop
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:35) Bartimaeus: Shop?
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:42) blabs: dont worrie
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:47) blabs: its kk
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:52) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm crazier than I think, I don't remember any shop.
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:57) blabs: keep it in your comp for 2 days
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:04) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:11) Bartimaeus: Alright, thanks.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:14) blabs: u a funny guy
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:18) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, it'll be more ripe by then.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:21) Bartimaeus: Hi, thanks, you too.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:28) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:52) blabs: so how many like red guys are there
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:58) Kryptonyte: 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:02) Kryptonyte: Exactly 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:07) Bartimaeus: You know, keeping it in my case doesn't sound like the best idea right now. I mean, if I hit the power button tomorrow morning, the banana peel might conduct the electricy and fry my video card that my banana is sitting under.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:29) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:34) Bartimaeus: electricity*
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:56) blabs: so there are 60 leaders idont think so
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:05) Bartimaeus: I could put it in my hardrive holder...
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:08) Kryptonyte: dude
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:10) Kryptonyte: it's the truth
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:11) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) blabs: really
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) Kryptonyte: 60 red guys
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:23) blabs: omg
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:27) Bartimaeus: Yeah, we have sixty admins if I remember, correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) blabs: admins are green
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) Bartimaeus: Most of them are lazy bums and never get on, but whatever.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:44) Bartimaeus: They're there.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:47) Bartimaeus: Nope, they're red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:48) blabs: and that arnt they
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:56) blabs: ohh ok
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) Bartimaeus: Green is moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) blabs: whats lanaya
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:08) Bartimaeus: See, I'm red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) Bartimaeus: Blue is super moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:19) blabs: ok kool
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:22) Bartimaeus: And then other red is Co-Admin.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:32) blabs: whats a cheaters colour
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:40) Bartimaeus: Purple, if I remember correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:45) blabs: nice
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:05) Bartimaeus: Most of them are homosexuals, if I recall correctly, so we needed a color to suit them. We asked what they wanted, and that's what they told us.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:13) Bartimaeus: So don't blame us.l
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:15) blabs: i hope to have a colour one day soon
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:29) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:40) blabs: white is to plane
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:43) blabs: pla
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:47) blabs: n*
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:49) Bartimaeus: Well, White/Black.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:50) blabs: failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:54) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:35) Bartimaeus: Well....
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:42) blabs: so ok im off to cheat a map a woderfull map indeed
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:50) Bartimaeus: Okay, have fun.
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:56) blabs: why ty
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:58) blabs: u 2
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:06) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:18) Bartimaeus: I'm going to go read a book.
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:23) Bartimaeus: Before I fall over from exhaustion.
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11/29/2009 1:17 AM (#1420) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(10:06:13) UndeadxAssassin: Or if you type /quit and put the name of someone you hate afterwards, it'll kick that person from the chat room .
(10:06:24) Lanaya: orly?
(10:06:27) ChatBot: Lanaya logs out of the Chat.
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