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01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat
(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òà áîé ïîçÃà êîìèòñÿ åñëè Ãà äî?
Ìîãó äà òü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.
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06/09/2009 0:06 AM by Hillo (#81) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I can
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: jesus
ALICE: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: why are you talking german ?
ALICE: The topic is a noob.
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02/05/2013 2:42 AM (#1516) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(20:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: I'M LOVE YOU, BART.
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02/08/2008 2:35 AM (#48) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Why cheat dota when you can just stop playing it altogether?
Its a shit game anywa
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11/30/2009 11:06 PM (#1423) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(14:04:43) UndeadxAssassin: I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor o_o..
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07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).
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12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
Things went downhill from there.
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01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED
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