BASH your life!
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02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.
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01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating:     Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*
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09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f15/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.
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10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat
(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though
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11/07/2007 7:29 PM (#3) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat
25/08/2007 04:21:02 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Who the hell are you? XD
25/08/2007 04:21:08 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:10 *weirdone2 the pron master
25/08/2007 04:21:13 <JJ2197> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:17 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Oh... right..
25/08/2007 04:21:21 <Xantan> [19:19] GoldBladedScythe: Am I missing something here or were you jsut lazy?
25/08/2007 04:21:30 <Xantan> yeah
25/08/2007 04:21:33 <]SouL][ReapeR[> o_o
25/08/2007 04:21:35 <Xantan> noob =/
25/08/2007 04:21:37 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HAXX0RZ
25/08/2007 04:21:42 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:43 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THE AIMZORZ? XD
25/08/2007 04:22:06 <JJ2197> What?
25/08/2007 04:22:09 <weirdone2> o.0'
25/08/2007 04:22:14 <JJ2197> AIMZORZ
25/08/2007 04:22:15 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm just trying to be stupid. Forget it.
25/08/2007 04:22:18 <Xantan> [19:17] GoldBladedScythe: YOU DRUG ADDICT! XD
25/08/2007 04:22:30 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm surprised this chat is even used o_O
25/08/2007 04:22:38 <Xantan> its not really
25/08/2007 04:22:40 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:22:42 <]SouL][ReapeR[> weirdone, gimme pr0n. NOW.
25/08/2007 04:23:01 <weirdone2> why should i?
25/08/2007 04:23:14 <]SouL][ReapeR[> You're the pron master, jackass.
25/08/2007 04:23:27 <weirdone2> (.)(.) simply enuf for ya?
25/08/2007 04:23:32 <Xantan> lolllllllll
25/08/2007 04:23:33 <Xantan> busted
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03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet
<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null
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03/08/2011 10:47 PM by UndeadxAssassin (#1482) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, AIM
Bartimaeus 4:25 pm
Do you have any babies I could eat?
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01/24/2011 1:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1476) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, AIM
Deckharr 6:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0HDN82Pfo
that's so... weird O.o
Jenny 7:05 pm
That has to have bad side effects...
Deckharr 7:05 pm
she pretends it wouldn't have any
only half of the yearly dose or something
Jenny 7:06 pm
I wasn't aware I got any technectium in me at all...
Deckharr 7:06 pm
but the sounds the geiger counter made before - and makes after...
lol sure - me neither I guess XD
Deckharr 7:07 pm
at least not that weird isotope :?
but it sounds like a pretty uncommon element anyway
I liked when she spoke about how hard she irradiates everyone around her XD
Jenny 7:09 pm
I suppose I could say the same thing after drinking some barium sulfate
Deckharr 7:09 pm
I would shake peoples hands and then show them their increase in radioactivity :D
Deckharr 7:09 pm
so what is barium sulfate anyway?
Jenny 7:09 pm
You would probably start mass hysteria
It's just an ion that attaches itself to any active cell in your body and emits radiation
The radiation is picked up by a machine
Deckharr 7:10 pm
neat
I think I had something like that
Jenny 7:10 pm
They use it in PET Scans
But that's all, I believe
Deckharr 7:10 pm
was some stuff I had to drink and then they like X-Rayed me
don't remember it that much, but it tasted weird to horrible
Jenny 7:11 pm
Very horrible.
Deckharr 7:11 pm
it was white and I had to drink like half a liter
is it that stuff?
Jenny 7:11 pm
Lots of things are white, but generally BaSO4 is, yes
Deckharr 7:12 pm
also when it came out again it totally killed the toilet XD
Jenny 7:12 pm
o_o....
Deckharr 7:12 pm
I remember my mom being really angry about it
XD
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12/18/2008 4:42 PM (#68) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(16:15:17) Kryptonyte: Hey. You're good with computers, right?
(16:16:34) Dekar: nope
(16:16:50) Kryptonyte: Anyways.... firefox and internet expolorer can't connect to the web....
(16:16:56) Kryptonyte: So... wtf is the problem?
(16:16:59) Dekar: dns server
(16:17:10) Kryptonyte: ...k. How do I fix it?
(16:17:17) Dekar: uhm chose a different one
(16:17:23) Kryptonyte: Lmao.
(16:17:31) Kryptonyte: I don't even know what a DNS server is.
(16:17:39) Kryptonyte: I haven't a clue how to "choose another one". = /
(16:18:31) Dekar: okay
(16:18:38) Dekar: go to your network connections
(16:18:50) Dekar: open the properties of the one that connects you to the net
(16:19:03) Dekar: search for tcp/ip stuff
(16:19:14) Dekar: here you should be able to set a dns server
(16:19:30) Dekar: use them:
208.67.222.222
208.67.220.220
(16:19:41) Dekar: reconnect and it should work
(16:20:46) Kryptonyte: er...
(16:21:00) Kryptonyte: Mine goes 3 digits, 3 digits, 3 digits, 2 digits.
(16:21:13) Kryptonyte: I can't enter 208.67.222.222
(16:22:37) Dekar: uhm?
(16:22:51) Dekar: it says something like subnet mask?
(16:22:56) Dekar: or dns?
(16:23:14) Dekar: nameserver?
(16:23:16) Kryptonyte: There was two options.
"Obtain DNS automatically"
(16:23:19) Kryptonyte: and then enter one
(16:23:23) Dekar: enter them
(16:23:26) Kryptonyte: I couldn't enter the one you gave me
(16:23:27) Dekar: fits
(16:23:36) Dekar: they do
(16:23:51) Dekar: you probably made a space or w/e
(16:24:34) Kryptonyte: Oh, lol. nvm. :P I got it.
(16:24:35) Kryptonyte: ty
(16:24:40) Dekar: -.-
(16:24:43) Dekar: works again?
(16:24:48) Kryptonyte: yeah
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01/04/2009 0:09 AM (#69) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Wc3Edit
00:29:54 * Masterstitch joins General chat
00:30:47 ‹Masterstitch› wtf sence when was matchai taken down from a Cheater to a Old Wrinkly Member???
00:38:32 ‹Masterstitch› nvm i just found out its because he just sucks massive shit at the job nvm
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