BASH your life!

11/16/2007 5:44 AM (#18) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED

07/07/2008 4:37 AM (#61) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Xfire

tehdekar: bushido is kinda crazy
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah.
tehdekar: I love when he tries to correct others english
Bartimaeus of Uruk: rofl
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah, that's funny.
tehdekar: and totally fails himself
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Then he messes it up.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: seriously... his english isn't even decent
tehdekar: -.-
Bartimaeus of Uruk: yeah.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I love to do that.
tehdekar: correcting other IS fun
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I sometimes will purposely spell something wrong while he's in chat.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and he'll try to correct it.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and then I'll laugh at him.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: who isn't annoyed by others who are like "lol you don't know how to spell that"
tehdekar: etc
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: he just told me that his b-day is in a month and 4 days
tehdekar: who cares?
tehdekar: omg?
tehdekar: where's the block button?
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: ROFL
Bartimaeus of Uruk: eheheh
Bartimaeus of Uruk: that's great.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I want to post that in the jokes section, :D
tehdekar: post it on open-bash.org
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: k
tehdekar: he'll probably kill
tehdekar: me
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D

01/08/2008 7:28 AM by Dekar (#42) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk

<Xantan showed that he has no clue about domains/dns. I wasted hours!>
xantan: idk even whats going on
xantan: lol
xantan: =/
Dekar: do something useful and suffocate on something!
xantan: bleh

12/26/2009 1:52 AM by 2Pac (#1432) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(01:51:13) UndeadxAssassin: "You could say that rap is missing a c"
(01:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is rapc?!"
(01:51:27) UndeadxAssassin: "No, you idiot. You put it in the front!"
(01:51:31) UndeadxAssassin: "Oh, I get it. You meant crap"
(01:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: "Well, I suppose you could always add an e"
(01:51:44) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is erap?!"
(01:51:45) UndeadxAssassin: xD

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

07/04/2011 6:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1494) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3

Humdah: I may admire your ass, but I will never find it attractive.

02/10/2012 1:55 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1497) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(19:43:02) Bartimaeus: Some dogs should be eaten.

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04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007

(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/​forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-H​onor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.

One comment

01/19/2013 9:01 PM (#1515) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(14:48:19) Bartimaeus: I really need to get a new mouse...I hate not being able to highlight, or select multiple things, or drag-dropping anything, or not double click when I really just clicked once...
(14:49:01) UndeadxAssassin: Why would you want to double click when you really just clicked once?
(14:53:06) Bartimaeus: "I hate not being able to not double click things when I really just clicked once"
(14:53:33) UndeadxAssassin: Nope
(14:53:36) UndeadxAssassin: You set up a series
(14:53:39) UndeadxAssassin: with the verb being
(14:53:46) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to.. "
(14:54:12) UndeadxAssassin: So everything that comes after that follows the same verb.
(14:54:18) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to...highlight"
(14:54:22) UndeadxAssassin: not being able to...select multiple things
(14:54:41) UndeadxAssassin: Hrm.
(14:54:44) UndeadxAssassin: Shut up.