BASH your life!

08/11/2008 10:37 PM (#62) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

04:33PM <ayds> Hey, you don't really know a person until you have a least two fingers in their anus.

12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.

(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*

12/08/2009 11:05 PM by Dekar (#1424) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

(22:49:50) Hillo: I wonder when sc2 is coming out...
(22:51:52) Dekar: 2012
(22:52:04) Dekar: 5 minutes before the world ends
(22:52:38) FatherSpace: Or 5 minutes before it doesn't end?
(22:52:44) Hillo: korea and chinese industry comes to a sudden stop
(22:52:55) Dekar: :D
(22:53:08) Hillo: and dekar
(22:53:09) Dekar: like japanese did when monster hunter portable 2nd G came out
(22:53:14) Hillo: didn't you read about it
(22:53:29) Hillo: some german doctor or something proved that 2012 was miscalculated
(22:53:42) Dekar: who cares :P
(22:53:50) FatherSpace: Or some Aztec, Mayan or w/e people who explicitly said it was a load of crap?
(22:53:51) Dekar: it's about the mystique
(22:53:58) Hillo: and the movie
(22:55:16) Dekar: I have proof it will end! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
(22:55:52) FatherSpace: I hate you.
(22:55:57) Dekar: XD
(22:57:40) Hillo: is it rickroll?
(22:58:00) Dekar: nope worse
(22:58:31) FatherSpace: It's boxxyy.

10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk

ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious

11/12/2007 9:09 PM (#15) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

Dance Is Just the rythem of the heart

06/10/2009 2:31 AM by Dekar (#83) | Rating: 22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a one star rating!22 | Click here to give a three star rating!22 | Click here to give a four star rating!22 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet

<theguy0935234> What are the best apps to use freenet? I'm using frost, but I didn't know if there was any must haves.
<dekar_> the freenet-terrorism-assault-organizer ofc :D
<gerard_> dekar_: yeah, that's a nice one, use it too
<toad_> :)
<toad_> it's proprietary :)
<theguy0935234> lol. Yea I guess freenet does get a bad rap
<toad_> not so much for terrorism traditionally
<gerard_> no, terrorism isn't that bad if you think about it :p
<dekar_> yeah that's gnunets area, freenet is for childporn
<toad_> gnunet's area??
<gerard_> oh, I've been on the wrong network all along
<dekar_> http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=21&session=0&no=74
<toad_> lol u busted

10/04/2012 1:59 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1505) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(21:58:04) Bartimaeus: To be fair, everyone is better than me.

06/08/2009 1:17 AM (#79) | Rating: 26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a three star rating!26 | Click here to give a four star rating!26 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

‹Dekar› who of you is from manila?
‹Ne|rd<3› me malaysia , sabah
‹Dekar› no one?
‹Dekar› I am just checking my statistics and most people are from the phillipines
‹Hillo› leechers
‹Ne|rd<3› nope.
‹Hillo› that come to download collided dota
‹Dekar› wait one l double p
‹Dekar› philippines
‹Ne|rd<3› dekar..
‹Ne|rd<3› can u help me out ?
‹Dekar› maybe
‹Hillo› you didn't even tell what map you're trying to cheat
‹Dekar› manila has 1,6 million people
‹Ne|rd<3› Stay Alive .w3x
‹Dekar› 1% of them visit my page
‹Ne|rd<3› lol..
‹Dekar› looks nice there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Manila_shanty.jpg
‹Dekar› O.o
‹Hillo› isn't manila the capital of philippines ?
‹Ne|rd<3› ya?
‹Dekar› yeah
‹Hillo› initialD lives there
‹Ne|rd<3› US now got H1N1 ady?
‹Dekar› the house in the middle?
‹Hillo› nah the greenhouse on the ceiling
‹Dekar› XD

12/15/2007 10:53 PM (#35) | Rating: -28 | Click here to give a one star rating!-28 | Click here to give a one star rating!-28 | Click here to give a three star rating!-28 | Click here to give a four star rating!-28 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

your brain must be made of kitty litter or shit cause your damn stupid

10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat

(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.