BASH your life!
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01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.
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12/08/2009 11:05 PM by Dekar (#1424) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net
(22:49:50) Hillo: I wonder when sc2 is coming out...
(22:51:52) Dekar: 2012
(22:52:04) Dekar: 5 minutes before the world ends
(22:52:38) FatherSpace: Or 5 minutes before it doesn't end?
(22:52:44) Hillo: korea and chinese industry comes to a sudden stop
(22:52:55) Dekar: :D
(22:53:08) Hillo: and dekar
(22:53:09) Dekar: like japanese did when monster hunter portable 2nd G came out
(22:53:14) Hillo: didn't you read about it
(22:53:29) Hillo: some german doctor or something proved that 2012 was miscalculated
(22:53:42) Dekar: who cares :P
(22:53:50) FatherSpace: Or some Aztec, Mayan or w/e people who explicitly said it was a load of crap?
(22:53:51) Dekar: it's about the mystique
(22:53:58) Hillo: and the movie
(22:55:16) Dekar: I have proof it will end! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
(22:55:52) FatherSpace: I hate you.
(22:55:57) Dekar: XD
(22:57:40) Hillo: is it rickroll?
(22:58:00) Dekar: nope worse
(22:58:31) FatherSpace: It's boxxyy.
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Human:/wrists
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: about commiting suicide
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about commiting suicide.
Human: do you like commiting suicide?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: have you tried so far?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: what is that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" Ayuh." means exactly what it says.
Human: so Ayuh I guess?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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10/13/2010 4:26 AM (#1462) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(22:24:35) Bartimaeus: UNTIL ONLY HAS ONE L.
(22:24:37) Bartimaeus: I never realized that,
(22:24:44) Bartimaeus slits throat.
(22:25:08) FatherSpace: Owned.
(22:25:16) GeorgeMots: untill
(22:25:18) GeorgeMots: until
(22:25:21) GeorgeMots: >.<
(22:25:31) Bartimaeus: I've always been shortening it to 'till, but it's really 'til that I should be doing.
(22:25:40) FatherSpace: How long untill this is on open-bash?
(22:25:42) Bartimaeus: Darn my life
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11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot
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09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f15/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.
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09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.
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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon
President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.
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06/10/2009 1:40 AM by Dekar (#82) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<toad_> which is yet another reason why freenet sucks on laptops ... :|
<gerard_> :p
<gerard_> the more lightweight the better
<toad_> so i spent a year making freenet work worse on the type of computer that is dominant and will be overwhelmingly dominant soon
<toad_> :|
<dekar_> strike the "on laptops" :P
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12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat
23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast
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