BASH your life!
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04/08/2011 4:59 PM by Dekar (#1484) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ
Dekar: oh and I like rainbow loris
Dekar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSCv--pRho
Dekar: epic colors
Jen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELuSUzd--Ein
Jen: Epic colors.
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06/08/2009 1:38 AM (#80) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #gnunet on freenode
<dekar> How does the search in gnunet work? Does it flood the whole network like gnutella1? or is there any instance that keeps track of the files? The DHT is only peer discovery and not used for the search right?
<grothoff1> DHT is used for non-anonymous search.
<grothoff1> Otherwise, flooding, but not exactly gnutella-style.
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01/08/2008 0:56 AM by Dekar (#41) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, The OPEN-BASH.org servers BASH shell :D
# whois 127.0.0.1
Unknown AS number or IP network. Please upgrade this program.
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06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit
(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
(15:11:22) ChatBot: (735319) logs into the Chat.
(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?
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12/15/2007 10:53 PM (#35) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life
your brain must be made of kitty litter or shit cause your damn stupid
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10/15/2012 7:28 PM (#1509) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(22:26:37) UndeadxAssassin: If you changed your user group to refrigerator users, would you be able to game it back?
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon
President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.
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01/10/2008 3:23 AM (#45) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, A conversation with bendik....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I wanna kiss your sexy butt
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
you make me so hard
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
i wish we could be together forever and ever my precious Gevo
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I love you
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
just had to get that off my heart
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3LOVE YOU
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I'm lonely here
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Would you come and sleep with me on the couch?
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
We can watch American Pie Naked Mile together<3
Gevo says:
Well I feel awkward...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
You do?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
That's not too great.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i can make you feel better, I promise
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
;o
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Really, I'm graduated in making boys feel better.
Gevo says:
i'm saving this conversation...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And for the record, Idc if u save this convo, It's nothing to be ashamed over, I love you and will do so forever.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Don't you trust my love?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
*kiss*
Gevo says:
Not necessarily. One minute you'll be all "yo sup", next thing I know, I'm waking up with my ass bleeding...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
yo sup?
Gevo says:
=/
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
muhawhahw
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
hope i'm not giving you traumatical experiences.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i know we are on the same side, So theres nothing to hide
Gevo says:
Sure...
Gevo says:
I'm going back to mah animeh nao
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Anime gaypr0n?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
nice.
Gevo says:
K
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
can you make an anime char of me?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
remb: 20 cm cock
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And newly shaved.
Gevo says:
i'll translate that into 2 inch
Gevo says:
k
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
6'11 inches i guess?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
isnt it?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or 7?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or smth xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
If my cam had been working
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
i could'a showed u
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
but i'm afraid it died due to a freeze.
Gevo says:
now that would cause a traumatic experience
Gevo says:
have you seen the pain olympics?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Yes.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
My favorite #1 Jerking-off-too video.
Gevo says:
Don't ever speak to me again.
Gevo says:
Animeh time.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
roflcopter =P
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
have a pleasent evening my love.
Gevo says:
... you as well....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I will, Dreaming 'bout you my dear.
Gevo says:
...
Gevo says:
I'm posting this convo on the internet.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I don't mind at all
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho I'm a homosexual and i love Gevo
Gevo says:
....................
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And let me give a shout out to all my heterosexual fans out there!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
P.S: Æ E BARSK!
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(12:23:01) zablex: ▲
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(12:23:09) zablex:
(12:23:20) ChatBot: zablex leaves the channel.
(12:23:30) UndeadxAssassin: Noob can't triforce.
(12:23:33) UndeadxAssassin: What a newfag ;o
(12:23:44) owner123: I can haz triforce
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(12:23:46) owner123: Lol
(12:23:52) UndeadxAssassin: No, more fail.
(12:23:54) owner123:
(12:24:04) owner123: Ok ill really triforce.
(12:24:13) owner123: Here
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(12:24:19) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right.
(12:24:20) UndeadxAssassin: More fail.
(12:24:23) owner123: !|
(12:24:36) owner123: omg
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(12:24:39) owner123: PERFECT
(12:24:41) owner123: There
(12:24:44) 2Pac: back
(12:24:45) UndeadxAssassin: Still too far right.
(12:24:47) owner123: Omg
(12:24:55) owner123: Here
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(12:24:56) UndeadxAssassin: Newfags can't triforce .
(12:24:58) owner123: Grr
(12:25:00) UndeadxAssassin: Too far left.
(12:25:03) owner123: You try it then
(12:25:05) owner123: !
(12:25:30) owner123: HERE
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(12:25:33) owner123: GOT IT
(12:25:38) ChatBot: zablex enters the channel.
(12:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: lol. Yes. That was good.
(12:25:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(12:25:48) UndeadxAssassin: Mine's better.
(12:25:49) zablex:
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(12:25:51) UndeadxAssassin: .
(12:25:51) owner123: Lol
(12:25:52) owner123: Lol
(12:25:59) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right!
(12:26:00) owner123: Zablek, too far right
(12:26:22) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(12:26:26) zablex: wha?
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(12:26:27) 2Pac: tri-forcing?
(12:26:32) owner123: Good
(12:26:34) owner123: That was good
(12:26:45) owner123:
(12:26:50) Madara: Spamalot
(12:26:55) owner123: Yes.
(12:27:35) Madara: ☺
(12:27:41) Madara: ☻
(12:27:43) zablex: go away!
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(12:27:43) owner123: ☺
(12:27:51) owner123: ☺
(12:27:53) owner123: ☻
(12:27:55) Madara: ♥
(12:27:55) owner123: •
(12:27:55) UndeadxAssassin: Nooo.
(12:27:57) owner123: ◘
(12:28:00) owner123: ♦
(12:28:02) Madara: ♦♣♠•◘○
(12:28:04) owner123: ♠
(12:28:05) UndeadxAssassin: The triangle on the bottom left is too far left now!
(12:28:16) owner123: ☺☻♥♣♠♦•◘
(12:28:18) owner123: IWIN
(12:28:28) zablex: i go practice tri forcing XD
(12:28:33) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(12:28:33) Madara: lol
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(12:28:35) owner123: lol
(12:28:37) Madara: fail D:<
(12:28:37) owner123: lol
(12:28:40) UndeadxAssassin: Epic.
(12:28:41) zablex: heh
(12:28:44) Madara: ..▲
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(12:28:47) Madara: whops
(12:28:48) UndeadxAssassin: More epic.
(12:28:49) owner123: LOL
(12:28:49) zablex: or maybe...
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(12:28:51) Madara: LOL
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(12:28:54) UndeadxAssassin: Noope.
(12:28:56) UndeadxAssassin: nope.
(12:29:01) UndeadxAssassin: Both fail!
(12:29:08) owner123: Madara's is oksy
(12:29:09) owner123: okay*
(12:29:12) 2Pac: yeah
(12:29:19) 2Pac: a bit to right though
(12:29:20) zablex: we fail uh? lets see how u do it :@
(12:29:21) UndeadxAssassin: No, the bottom left is too far left!
(12:29:32) UndeadxAssassin: Or the whole thing is too far right like Pac said
(12:29:35) owner123: Okay
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(12:29:41) owner123: Thats how I do it
(12:29:42) zablex: oh
(12:29:42) Madara: fail
(12:29:43) Madara: Lol
(12:29:46) owner123: Nah
(12:29:47) zablex: no
(12:29:49) owner123: Better than yours
(12:29:50) owner123: Madara
(12:29:51) zablex: its perfect
(12:29:56) Madara: nope
(12:29:58) owner123: madara ownt
(12:29:58) Madara: its not perfect
(12:30:02) owner123: Yup
(12:30:05) Madara: ...
(12:30:11) Madara: do u see how the above one is far to the right?
(12:30:12) UndeadxAssassin: Game time
(12:30:13) UndeadxAssassin: afk
(12:30:13) owner123: ok THIS is perfect
(12:30:16) owner123:
(12:30:18) 2Pac: Metallica - King Nothing
(12:30:23) 2Pac: hax.
(12:30:25) 2Pac: omg.
(12:30:28) Madara: .
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(12:30:31) Madara: Thats
(12:30:33) Madara: Perfect
(12:30:33) owner123: Failfail
(12:30:35) owner123: Failfailfail
(12:30:36) Madara: So STFU
(12:30:36) zablex: nope
(12:30:37) zablex:
(12:30:46) owner123: Top one too far right
(12:30:46) Madara: yup
(12:30:46) owner123:
(12:30:51) 2Pac: yeap
(12:31:03) owner123: Looks like Madara is a newfag
(12:31:04) owner123:
(12:31:05) Madara: how is it to far to the right?
(12:31:19) owner123: Because its too far right
(12:31:21) owner123: ...
(12:31:23) Madara: Lol?
(12:31:27) Madara: are u blind?
(12:31:31) zablex: ..▲
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(12:31:31) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:33) owner123: Are you.
(12:31:38) zablex: uh wrong
(12:31:40) Madara: Nope its perfect then
(12:31:47) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:51) owner123: Yours is bad madara
(12:31:56) Madara: btw saying im newfag is saying krypt is newfag
(12:31:59) zablex: ok so umm...
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(12:31:59) Madara: Lol
(12:32:07) Madara: newfag zablex
(12:32:07) owner123: Lol
(12:32:17) owner123: Madara youre more of a newfag
(12:32:22) zablex: ..▲
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(12:32:22) Madara: i copied it from krypt nub
(12:32:26) zablex: hehe i fail
(12:32:29) 2Pac: fail
(12:32:29) owner123: Nope
(12:32:30) 2Pac:
(12:32:30) zablex: im not a new fag
(12:32:34) owner123: Yes
(12:32:41) Madara: .
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(12:32:47) Madara: its frikin perfect >>
(12:32:47) owner123: Far right.
(12:32:49) owner123: A little
(12:32:50) zablex: stfu!
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(12:32:52) 2Pac: looks okay...
(12:33:01) owner123: Zab's is perfect
(12:33:07) zablex:
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(12:33:10) Madara: far to the right Lol
(12:33:11) zablex: kek xD
(12:33:13) Madara: now Left
(12:33:13) owner123: Left
(12:33:15) owner123:
(12:33:17) Madara: ccc
(12:33:17) zablex: oh maybe
(12:33:29) zablex: lawl
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(12:33:33) zablex: nah
(12:33:48) 2Pac: I'mma play Wolfenstein. Keep tri-forcing!!!
(12:33:59) Madara: ima play warcraft :<
(12:34:03) Madara: stop triforcing newfags
(12:34:19) owner123: I think youre the newfag around here
(12:34:31) owner123: BEAT THIS
(12:34:36) zablex: lawl... i get it
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(12:34:43) owner123: Nice
(12:34:44) owner123: Perfect
(12:34:49) zablex: yup
(12:35:02) owner123: Gonna put this on open-bash.org
(12:35:03) owner123:
(12:35:10) owner123: with the title Madara is a newfag
(12:35:27) Madara: btw call krypt a newfag then as i said i copied it from his sig
(12:35:45) Madara: fail more owner
(12:35:51) 2Pac: http://en.open-bash.org/ ftw!
(12:35:55) owner123: Lol how do I fail?
(12:36:03) owner123: And stop talking trying to copy >.<
(12:36:06) Madara: u called kryptonyte a newfag Lol
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