BASH your life!

07/15/2010 12:43 AM (#1447) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #blender, irc.freenode.net

<Akaishi> curse these inexplicably floppy joints!
<Akaishi> I guess I just figured a constraint called a "rigid body joint" would be more... rigid.
<Krylar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

09/18/2012 6:11 PM (#1501) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(23:29:26) (598892): i'm gabe newell
(23:29:59) UndeadxAssassin: no me
(23:30:17) (598892): you're not fat enough to be gabe newell
(23:34:24) ChatBot: UndeadxAssassin has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:35:20) (598892): she took that hard
(23:35:29) (598892): we can't all be gabe newell

12/02/2007 10:04 AM (#26) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

ҖάπΨΛŋ: i am so fucking stoned man
50.cal.lord: really what made you come to this conclusion
ҖάπΨΛŋ: the fact that i have my dick in my computers CD drive
50.cal.lord: hm well sounds like fun but did i really need to know that
ҖάπΨΛŋ: yes i like people knowing
50.cal.lord: ok thats sick communication terminated

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09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you

Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...

06/30/2011 1:17 AM (#1493) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Phone, wc3.edit

(15:09:21) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs out of the Chat.
(15:10:32) Shigekazu: My George is gone :(
(15:10:44) Shigekazu: now i'm stuck with you losers
(15:10:48) Shigekazu: jk jk <3
(15:10:51) Shigekazu: <3 all of you
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(15:37:55) ChatBot: GeorgeMots logs into the Chat.
(15:38:11) GeorgeMots: Im back having internet issues
(15:38:30) Shigekazu: I missed you
(15:38:45) GeorgeMots: already?
(15:38:50) GeorgeMots: well hold on a sec
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: Read this
(15:39:04) GeorgeMots: http://forum.wc3edit.net/general​-chat-f7/i-m-away-i-m-back-topic-​t6199-360.html#p148405
(15:39:56) Shigekazu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:40:57) Shigekazu: Cooking 3 months straight?
(15:42:57) Shigekazu: They made girls for a reason.
(15:43:09) GeorgeMots: yes :D
(15:44:01) Shigekazu: How am I supposed to ride my ostrich to battle without Epic George?
(15:44:15) Shigekazu: Or pee on the curve of the toilet to make less noise.
(15:44:39) (735319): @George: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28467113​/Readme
(15:45:01) (735319): Had to write a readme for some filesystem I developed at university
(15:45:16) (735319): And I feel like it is pretty hilarious
(15:45:38) Shigekazu: I'm not opening that virus ;O
(15:46:05) (735319): it's a text file -.-
(15:46:21) Shigekazu: the worst ones
(15:53:05) Shigekazu: so uhh..
(15:53:14) Shigekazu: You found a text file hilarious?

11/07/2007 6:49 PM (#2) | Rating: -7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a three star rating!-7 | Click here to give a four star rating!-7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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07/11/2007 04:52:10 *Xantan is dying
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07/11/2007 06:13:36 *weirdone2 tells xantan if you'r dieing up the smoke intake, you'll be better in no time. ;)
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07/11/2007 07:07:10 *Xantan thinks weirdone2 is a noob
07/11/2007 07:09:14 *jund r u forgot or wat ?
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07/11/2007 08:30:16 *Xantan still thinks weirdone2 is a noob
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07/11/2007 11:24:52 *JJ2197 Finds it funny how Weirdone critizies how JJ spells weird... but Weirdone himself spells everything wrong such as dieing... which is really actually dying...*

12/22/2007 10:58 PM by Dekar (#38) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/

dove_kitty: you a bad man i dun likes you!
Dekar: I don't like you, too. :P

03/02/2011 9:26 AM (#1480) | Rating: 5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a three star rating!5 | Click here to give a four star rating!5 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva

When I am around him for more than a few minutes, my throat would close up and I could hardly breathe. <a href="http://www.formspring.me/adonisec">cheapest cialis index</a>

11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)

(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.

06/26/2011 9:36 PM (#1491) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(00:01:27) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Nuuby
(00:01:2 ChatBot: Nuuby has been logged out (Kicked).
(00:01:31) ChatBot: Ban of user Nuuby revoked.
(00:01:33) magicianx126: ???
(00:01:36) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: Anyone can do it!
(00:01:50) syle222: even me?
(00:01:55) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, try it
(00:01:56) ChatBot: syle222 logs out of the Chat.
(00:01:57) Hobbeskiller: yea
(00:02:00) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:02:05) ChatBot: magicianx126 logs out of the Chat.
(00:02:06) UndeadxAssassin: I am such a troll ;_;
(00:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: TWO
(00:02:11) UndeadxAssassin: !