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11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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04/29/2011 6:06 AM (#1486) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(19:55:42) Bartimaeus: Hi, Jen.
(19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: Gai Vart
(19:55:54) UndeadxAssassin: Bai Hart
(19:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: Hai Bart
(19:56:10) UndeadxAssassin: Hey I got it ;o
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09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you
Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...
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12/26/2009 1:52 AM by 2Pac (#1432) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(01:51:13) UndeadxAssassin: "You could say that rap is missing a c"
(01:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is rapc?!"
(01:51:27) UndeadxAssassin: "No, you idiot. You put it in the front!"
(01:51:31) UndeadxAssassin: "Oh, I get it. You meant crap"
(01:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: "Well, I suppose you could always add an e"
(01:51:44) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is erap?!"
(01:51:45) UndeadxAssassin: xD
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07/07/2008 4:37 AM (#61) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Xfire
tehdekar: bushido is kinda crazy
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah.
tehdekar: I love when he tries to correct others english
Bartimaeus of Uruk: rofl
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah, that's funny.
tehdekar: and totally fails himself
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Then he messes it up.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: seriously... his english isn't even decent
tehdekar: -.-
Bartimaeus of Uruk: yeah.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I love to do that.
tehdekar: correcting other IS fun
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I sometimes will purposely spell something wrong while he's in chat.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and he'll try to correct it.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and then I'll laugh at him.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: who isn't annoyed by others who are like "lol you don't know how to spell that"
tehdekar: etc
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: he just told me that his b-day is in a month and 4 days
tehdekar: who cares?
tehdekar: omg?
tehdekar: where's the block button?
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: ROFL
Bartimaeus of Uruk: eheheh
Bartimaeus of Uruk: that's great.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I want to post that in the jokes section, :D
tehdekar: post it on open-bash.org
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: k
tehdekar: he'll probably kill
tehdekar: me
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
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07/22/2010 9:22 PM (#1449) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, www.wc3edit.net
iamsopro1: hi fatherspace
FatherSpace: Sod off.
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11/29/2009 5:12 AM by Dekar (#1422) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net chat
(05:01:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: My name's white. I feel so naked.
(05:01:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:01:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See when you got cheater status, you feel..
(05:01:25) Bartimaeus: I could make you pink...
(05:01:32) ]SouL][ReapeR[: That
(05:01:33) ]SouL][ReapeR[: is awesome.
(05:01:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch them be jealous of it though
(05:01:43) Bartimaeus: But I unfortunately don't have permission.
(05:01:45) Bartimaeus: ...
(05:01:47) ]SouL][ReapeR[: :(
(05:02:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: In any case, when you're a cheater, you be wearing that $200 jeans man
(05:03:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: When you're a mod, you..
(05:03:09) Bartimaeus: ...what about admin?
(05:03:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Play God.
(05:03:24) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:33) Bartimaeus: Done that - what else?
(05:03:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get all the ladies
(05:03:48) Bartimaeus: I'm asexual.
(05:03:51) Bartimaeus: -.-
(05:03:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Hot
(05:03:55) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get a mirror
(05:03:58) Bartimaeus: What?
(05:04:02) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: a $8000 mirror
(05:04:10) Bartimaeus: ...being an admin is starting to sound really sucky.
(05:04:13) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:04:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well
(05:04:23) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get
(05:04:28) ]SouL][ReapeR[: um
(05:04:45) Bartimaeus: Hm.
(05:04:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well the better question is
(05:04:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: what don't you get?
(05:04:51) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:56) Bartimaeus: Well, what DO I get?
(05:05:00) Bartimaeus: Then I'll know.
(05:05:04) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Rights to talk to Dekar.
(05:05:11) Bartimaeus: I had that before.
(05:05:14) Bartimaeus: ._.
(05:05:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well no one else does
(05:05:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I don't even have that
(05:05:24) Bartimaeus resigns.
(05:05:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Notice how he's silent
(05:05:29) ]SouL][ReapeR[: The moment I exit chat
(05:05:33) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:36) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He will explode with stories about how he wanted me gone
(05:05:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because he wanted to tell stories.
(05:05:41) Bartimaeus: ...so if I were to...say...kick you..?
(05:05:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar will be like
(05:05:49) ]SouL][ReapeR[: FINALLY
(05:05:53) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:53) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Wall of text
(05:05:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then the moment I log back on he afks
(05:06:05) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:39) ChatBot: Dekar logs out of the Chat.
(05:12:43) ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
(05:12:44) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See
(05:12:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:12:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:12:49) Bartimaeus: wb, Dekar
(05:12:50) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He logged back on
(05:12:52) Dekar: still not gone -.-
(05:12:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Not even speaking
(05:12:55) Dekar is afk
(05:12:58) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:13:05) Bartimaeus: Haha.
(05:13:20) Bartimaeus: I love how you twisted his words into an entirely new meaning, XD
(05:13:37) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch him
(05:13:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar is back
(05:13:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: when I exit
(05:13:46) Bartimaeus: ...
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01/09/2008 5:40 PM by Dekar (#43) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
‹Kalle› hodiho
‹Kalle› nobody there huh? :D
‹Kalle› [-o> lets pray
‹Kalle› hrmm.... dear father
‹Kalle› I wanna let everyone know that I am damn prtty....
‹Kalle› AMEN
‹Kalle› .... till then
‹Kalle› :boohoo:
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12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL
(later)
(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...
Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail
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12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
Things went downhill from there.
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