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Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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04/08/2011 4:59 PM by Dekar (#1484) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ
Dekar: oh and I like rainbow loris
Dekar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtSCv--pRho
Dekar: epic colors
Jen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELuSUzd--Ein
Jen: Epic colors.
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12/02/2007 10:08 AM (#27) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, w/ xantan+cal lord again
50.cal.lord: I'm a complete homosexual faggot who inserts my own penis into young looking moose.
ҖάπΨΛŋ: wow, why the fuck would you even consider telling someone like me something like that? That is the most childish attempt at displaying boldness that I have ever seen. I hope you get psychological help asap.
50.cal.lord says: ~If you ever want to cyber, let me know.
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10/15/2012 7:26 PM (#1508) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
(21:09:50) UndeadxAssassin: yur typin gbetre than I am
(21:09:56) UndeadxAssassin: :9
(21:10:00) UndeadxAssassin:
(21:10:02) AbusivePie: Yar much better
(21:10:23) AbusivePie: If you type slower o.o
(21:10:27) AbusivePie: You would make better sense
(21:12:31) UndeadxAssassin: Id on't want to take five minutes to type a secntence
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11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot
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05/06/2009 8:55 AM (#78) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk, Maxx93
Very good resourse :
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http://illegal-hsl.com/oavlphk/illegal-alien's-outline.html http://illegal-zq.com/qtyirq/illegal-immigrant-lolit.html
Thanks!
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01/08/2008 7:28 AM by Dekar (#42) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
<Xantan showed that he has no clue about domains/dns. I wasted hours!>
xantan: idk even whats going on
xantan: lol
xantan: =/
Dekar: do something useful and suffocate on something!
xantan: bleh
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03/09/2009 10:43 PM (#74) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet
<aoeu> what's the difference between gnunet and freenet?
<Dekar_> gnunet whines when you touch it's upload and drops 90% of it's connections
besides... less childporn on gnunet I guess
<amatus> hah! that should be our motto: Less childporn than Freenet
of course that doesn't really make sense, if our goal is censorship resistance
<MortuusVir> well, maybe we could position ourselves more in the terrorist zone
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04/14/2008 2:34 PM (#55) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, cheap carisoprodol
It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
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01/10/2008 3:23 AM (#45) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, A conversation with bendik....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I wanna kiss your sexy butt
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
you make me so hard
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
i wish we could be together forever and ever my precious Gevo
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I love you
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
just had to get that off my heart
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3LOVE YOU
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I'm lonely here
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Would you come and sleep with me on the couch?
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
We can watch American Pie Naked Mile together<3
Gevo says:
Well I feel awkward...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
You do?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
That's not too great.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i can make you feel better, I promise
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
;o
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Really, I'm graduated in making boys feel better.
Gevo says:
i'm saving this conversation...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And for the record, Idc if u save this convo, It's nothing to be ashamed over, I love you and will do so forever.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Don't you trust my love?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
*kiss*
Gevo says:
Not necessarily. One minute you'll be all "yo sup", next thing I know, I'm waking up with my ass bleeding...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
yo sup?
Gevo says:
=/
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
muhawhahw
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
hope i'm not giving you traumatical experiences.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i know we are on the same side, So theres nothing to hide
Gevo says:
Sure...
Gevo says:
I'm going back to mah animeh nao
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Anime gaypr0n?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
nice.
Gevo says:
K
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
can you make an anime char of me?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
remb: 20 cm cock
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And newly shaved.
Gevo says:
i'll translate that into 2 inch
Gevo says:
k
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
6'11 inches i guess?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
isnt it?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or 7?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or smth xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
If my cam had been working
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
i could'a showed u
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
but i'm afraid it died due to a freeze.
Gevo says:
now that would cause a traumatic experience
Gevo says:
have you seen the pain olympics?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Yes.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
My favorite #1 Jerking-off-too video.
Gevo says:
Don't ever speak to me again.
Gevo says:
Animeh time.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
roflcopter =P
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
have a pleasent evening my love.
Gevo says:
... you as well....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I will, Dreaming 'bout you my dear.
Gevo says:
...
Gevo says:
I'm posting this convo on the internet.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I don't mind at all
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho I'm a homosexual and i love Gevo
Gevo says:
....................
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And let me give a shout out to all my heterosexual fans out there!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
P.S: Æ E BARSK!
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