BASH your life!

12/22/2007 10:58 PM by Dekar (#38) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/

dove_kitty: you a bad man i dun likes you!
Dekar: I don't like you, too. :P

01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD

So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:

Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"

12/18/2009 5:58 AM (#1425) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat - Bartimaeus

(2009.12.17 - 20:51:36) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Ozzapoo: HELLO BART
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:55) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:58) Ozzapoo: I made one of my own
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:06) Ozzapoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOUh1mMNZY
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SJDFSDJFS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:52) Ozzapoo: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:05) Ozzapoo: MY INTERNET IS GETTING UPGRADES
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:49) Black-Hole: WOW, Show some Maturity ROFL Jk
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:11) Ozzapoo: it's hard to show maturity when your internet usage just gets upgraded by 100%
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:13) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:14) ChatBot: Bartimaeus has been logged out (Timeout).
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:24) Black-Hole: By Bart...

(later)

(2009.12.17 - 20:55:33) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:34) Ozzapoo: 65gb -> 125gb
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:36) Bartimaeus: I heard that.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:38) Bartimaeus: >.>
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:40) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:44) Ozzapoo: uh...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:45) Black-Hole: HAHA
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:46) Ozzapoo: no you didnt (deletes insult message)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:53) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Ozzapoo: so...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:00) Ozzapoo: how you doin'?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:05) Ozzapoo: damn it to hell, you copied it!?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:06) Bartimaeus: Fine, fine, lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:09) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:11) Bartimaeus: Of course.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:14) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Ozzapoo: this better not be going on openbash..
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Black-Hole: Sorry, Couldent contain the Laughter :p
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:29) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:33) Bartimaeus: That's a brilliant idea.

One comment

06/30/2008 1:30 AM (#59) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit

23:15:47 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› can you read the topic i just posted for the Undead Assault 1.5b beta 7
23:15:55 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› See if its ok or something wrong?
23:15:55 ‹Ozzapoo› No

02/03/2011 4:28 AM (#1478) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(2011.02.02 - 21:17:32) Dekar: did you know you could play snake on youtube videos?
(2011.02.02 - 21:17:41) UndeadxAssassin: wat
(2011.02.02 - 21:17:52) Dekar: hold arrow left and press arrow up
(2011.02.02 - 21:18:44) Dekar: while playing a youtube video
(2011.02.02 - 21:20:18) UndeadxAssassin: HOLY SHIT
(2011.02.02 - 21:22:11) Dekar: I died -.-
(2011.02.02 - 21:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: How did you figure this out o.o
(2011.02.02 - 21:26:19) Dekar: read it somewhere in the comments
(2011.02.02 - 21:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: epic
(2011.02.02 - 21:27:25) Dekar: I guess I should have made up something more interesting - like I was drunk and puked onto my keyboard and suddenly I saw dots moving O.o

01/08/2008 0:56 AM by Dekar (#41) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, The OPEN-BASH.org servers BASH shell :D

# whois 127.0.0.1
Unknown AS number or IP network. Please upgrade this program.

2 comments

12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: 31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a three star rating!31 | Click here to give a four star rating!31 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat

23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a three star rating!128 | Click here to give a four star rating!128 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

5 comments

07/23/2010 9:14 PM (#1451) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

(11:23:57) xkiska: OMFG LANAYA U MADE ME DIE WITHOUT SAVING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE U THE KITTEN WAS ABOUT TO GET A BIG KITTEN AND GET A WIFE SO STFU U DUMBDFUCK KTHX, I RLLY WANTED THAT KITTEN GO TO HELL U STUPID DUMBASS WHO IS A FUCKING LOWLIFE MOFO, SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B.

01/09/2010 9:35 AM by Dekar (#1433) | Rating: 20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a one star rating!20 | Click here to give a three star rating!20 | Click here to give a four star rating!20 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

(09:31:23 AM) ozzapoo: -.-
(09:31:57 AM) ozzapoo: My dad thought it would be fun to try out a random frige he found on the street
(09:32:05 AM) ozzapoo: it broke our power circuit.
(09:32:20 AM) ozzapoo: lol
(09:32:22 AM) Dekar: lol
(09:32:25 AM) Dekar: EPIC
(09:32:26 AM) Dekar: :D
(09:32:29 AM) ozzapoo: OH GOD
(09:32:32 AM) ozzapoo: PLEASE DONT PUT THIS ON OB