BASH your life!
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12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH
Things went downhill from there.
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10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat
(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.
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03/09/2009 10:49 PM (#75) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet
<dekar_> skype -.- those asses piped the money from my account to /dev/null
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06/30/2008 1:30 AM (#59) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit
23:15:47 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› can you read the topic i just posted for the Undead Assault 1.5b beta 7
23:15:55 ‹Lt.SilentKnight› See if its ok or something wrong?
23:15:55 ‹Ozzapoo› No
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01/24/2011 1:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1476) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, AIM
Deckharr 6:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj0HDN82Pfo
that's so... weird O.o
Jenny 7:05 pm
That has to have bad side effects...
Deckharr 7:05 pm
she pretends it wouldn't have any
only half of the yearly dose or something
Jenny 7:06 pm
I wasn't aware I got any technectium in me at all...
Deckharr 7:06 pm
but the sounds the geiger counter made before - and makes after...
lol sure - me neither I guess XD
Deckharr 7:07 pm
at least not that weird isotope :?
but it sounds like a pretty uncommon element anyway
I liked when she spoke about how hard she irradiates everyone around her XD
Jenny 7:09 pm
I suppose I could say the same thing after drinking some barium sulfate
Deckharr 7:09 pm
I would shake peoples hands and then show them their increase in radioactivity :D
Deckharr 7:09 pm
so what is barium sulfate anyway?
Jenny 7:09 pm
You would probably start mass hysteria
It's just an ion that attaches itself to any active cell in your body and emits radiation
The radiation is picked up by a machine
Deckharr 7:10 pm
neat
I think I had something like that
Jenny 7:10 pm
They use it in PET Scans
But that's all, I believe
Deckharr 7:10 pm
was some stuff I had to drink and then they like X-Rayed me
don't remember it that much, but it tasted weird to horrible
Jenny 7:11 pm
Very horrible.
Deckharr 7:11 pm
it was white and I had to drink like half a liter
is it that stuff?
Jenny 7:11 pm
Lots of things are white, but generally BaSO4 is, yes
Deckharr 7:12 pm
also when it came out again it totally killed the toilet XD
Jenny 7:12 pm
o_o....
Deckharr 7:12 pm
I remember my mom being really angry about it
XD
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03/01/2011 4:40 AM (#1479) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Bartville
(2010.01.20 - 21:09:56) Bartimaeus: Blabs, what's your opinion on the controversy of the banana?
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:23) blabs: really wtf are u on about
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:29) blabs: i have no idea
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:34) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:11) Bartimaeus: I have a banana that's a little under-ripe, and I'm hungry, right? Should I eat it now and enjoy not being as hungry, but suffer from it being under-ripe? Or should I wait until a later date that I might not be as hungry, yet enjoy it more because of it's better and matured taste?
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:43) Bartimaeus: Truly a dilemma.
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:57) blabs: mm ok eat it
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:07) blabs: rofl cant wait for anything
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:16) Bartimaeus: FatherSpace said that would be like drinking arsenic, but Kyubi said it would be O.K.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:26) blabs: take what u want when u can because it may never return
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:27) Bartimaeus: I can wait, but I might not be as hungry.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:43) Bartimaeus: Yeah, but I'm hiding it in my computer case.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:46) Bartimaeus: So that's not a problem.
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:05) blabs: may i ask are u drunk
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:06) blabs: ?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:12) blabs: lmao
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:25) Bartimaeus: Not at all! Why would you think that, good sir?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:40) blabs: ummmmmmmmm dont know
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:19) Bartimaeus: I'm just so very hungry, and very excited to eat this banana. But would it be better to wait? A question like this has not been asked in ages, I tell you.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:22) blabs: well waiting is good if u can i supose
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:33) Bartimaeus: Of course. I haven't eaten all day.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:48) Bartimaeus: I woke up this morning, decided to eat a banana, noticed it was a little green, and got busy with computer.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:53) blabs: i just had a pie mm yum
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:17) Bartimaeus: Now it's been like 12 hours, and I still haven't eaten.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:25) Bartimaeus: It's still as green, unfortunately.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:27) blabs: yeh me 2 when i got up i came online and cheated 10 maps
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:41) blabs: dont eat it then
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:46) blabs: wait
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:56) blabs: have a glass of water
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:06) blabs: u fell better for a while
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus: That's what I had earlier.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:15) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:20) Bartimaeus: No, I didn't even do that.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:25) Bartimaeus: Probably why I have a head-ache.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:48) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I'll keep the banana in my computer case for two days.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:20) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your wisdom, great and wise Blabs, for I would surely would not have out-lived the day if not for your advice.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:39) Bartimaeus: Um.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:42) Bartimaeus: Lived the day, that is.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:49) Bartimaeus: Don't know why I said "out-lived", lol.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:53) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:57) Bartimaeus: Yeah, out-lived is right.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:00) Bartimaeus: Right?
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:25) Bartimaeus: Tomorrow, I'll add a similar one to my case, as well.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:52) blabs: omg failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:56) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:02) blabs: im lost
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:17) Bartimaeus: Where'd I lose you? lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:27) blabs: at the shop
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:35) Bartimaeus: Shop?
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:42) blabs: dont worrie
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:47) blabs: its kk
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:52) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm crazier than I think, I don't remember any shop.
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:57) blabs: keep it in your comp for 2 days
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:04) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:11) Bartimaeus: Alright, thanks.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:14) blabs: u a funny guy
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:18) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, it'll be more ripe by then.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:21) Bartimaeus: Hi, thanks, you too.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:28) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:52) blabs: so how many like red guys are there
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:58) Kryptonyte: 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:02) Kryptonyte: Exactly 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:07) Bartimaeus: You know, keeping it in my case doesn't sound like the best idea right now. I mean, if I hit the power button tomorrow morning, the banana peel might conduct the electricy and fry my video card that my banana is sitting under.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:29) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:34) Bartimaeus: electricity*
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:56) blabs: so there are 60 leaders idont think so
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:05) Bartimaeus: I could put it in my hardrive holder...
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:08) Kryptonyte: dude
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:10) Kryptonyte: it's the truth
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:11) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) blabs: really
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) Kryptonyte: 60 red guys
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:23) blabs: omg
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:27) Bartimaeus: Yeah, we have sixty admins if I remember, correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) blabs: admins are green
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) Bartimaeus: Most of them are lazy bums and never get on, but whatever.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:44) Bartimaeus: They're there.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:47) Bartimaeus: Nope, they're red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:48) blabs: and that arnt they
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:56) blabs: ohh ok
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) Bartimaeus: Green is moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) blabs: whats lanaya
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:08) Bartimaeus: See, I'm red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) Bartimaeus: Blue is super moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:19) blabs: ok kool
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:22) Bartimaeus: And then other red is Co-Admin.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:32) blabs: whats a cheaters colour
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:40) Bartimaeus: Purple, if I remember correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:45) blabs: nice
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:05) Bartimaeus: Most of them are homosexuals, if I recall correctly, so we needed a color to suit them. We asked what they wanted, and that's what they told us.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:13) Bartimaeus: So don't blame us.l
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:15) blabs: i hope to have a colour one day soon
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:29) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:40) blabs: white is to plane
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:43) blabs: pla
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:47) blabs: n*
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:49) Bartimaeus: Well, White/Black.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:50) blabs: failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:54) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:35) Bartimaeus: Well....
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:42) blabs: so ok im off to cheat a map a woderfull map indeed
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:50) Bartimaeus: Okay, have fun.
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:56) blabs: why ty
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:58) blabs: u 2
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:06) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:18) Bartimaeus: I'm going to go read a book.
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:23) Bartimaeus: Before I fall over from exhaustion.
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04/14/2008 2:34 PM (#55) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, cheap carisoprodol
It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
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06/15/2013 3:26 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1523) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit
(23:21:56) Bartimaeus: I'm a Twilight Princess
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07/13/2012 0:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1499) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(18:17:22) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies these days, I've noticed. :o
(18:17:45) Ken: I'm sorry you can't spell.
(18:18:10) AbusivePie: O.o
(18:18:27) AbusivePie: apologizes :o
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies SINCERELY these days, I've noticed.
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: :o
(18:18:43) Ken: He did it again.
(18:18:54) AbusivePie: Apologies is just the plural form of apology o.o
(18:18:59) Bartimaeus: Who did what again?
(18:19:04) AbusivePie: Should be
(18:19:07) Bartimaeus: omg
(18:19:16) Ken: Like, omg.
(18:19:17) Bartimaeus: I have no idea why I keep writing it that way, o.o
(18:19:30) UndeadxAssassin: I almost choked reading that twice.
(18:19:32) AbusivePie: No one really gives sincere apologies these days
(18:19:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(18:19:41) Ken: Don't choke, Jen.
(18:19:47) AbusivePie: CHOKE
(18:20:04) UndeadxAssassin: I apologies to you, Bart, but this is going on OpenBash
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12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL
(later)
(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...
Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail
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