BASH your life!
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10/22/2010 5:48 PM (#1466) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web
(18:37:06) ChatBot: diabloste logs into the Chat.
(18:37:26) diabloste: Anyone here?
(18:38:04) ChatBot: diabloste leaves the channel.
(18:38:12) ChatBot: diabloste enters the channel.
(18:39:29) diabloste: :@
(18:39:40) diabloste: All alone...
(18:39:49) diabloste: In this big world.
(18:40:00) diabloste: But...
(18:40:10) diabloste: I'm never gonna give you up
(18:40:12) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(18:40:19) diabloste: Never gonna run around, and desert you.
(18:40:23) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry.
(18:40:30) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie.
(18:40:33) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:40:36) diabloste: and hurt yoooou
(18:40:43) diabloste: DRUM BEAT!
(18:40:46) diabloste: *bub bub*
(18:41:30) diabloste: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHEr
(18:41:32) diabloste: For so looooong
(18:41:48) diabloste: Your heart's been aching BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAAY IT
(18:41:51) diabloste: inside we both know
(18:41:54) diabloste: whats been going on
(18:42:01) diabloste: we know the game and we're GONNA PLAAAY IT
(18:42:11) diabloste: And if you ask me
(18:42:14) diabloste: how I'm feeling
(18:42:19) diabloste: Dont tell me you're too blind to seeeeeeeeee
(18:42:24) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(18:42:28) diabloste: Never gonna let you doooown
(18:42:35) diabloste: Never gonna run around and desert you
(18:42:45) diabloste: Never gonna make you cry
(18:42:53) diabloste: Never gonna say goodbye
(18:43:03) diabloste: Never gonna tell a lie
(18:43:08) diabloste: And hurt you
(18:43:19) diabloste: OOOOOOOH
(18:43:23) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:25) diabloste: OOOOOOOOH
(18:43:28) diabloste: Give you up
(18:43:32) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:34) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:42) diabloste: Never gonna give never gonna give
(18:43:45) diabloste: OOOH GIVE YOU UP
(18:43:47) diabloste: GIVE YOU UP!
(18:43:59) diabloste: We've known eachother
(18:44:01) diabloste: For so long
(18:44:07) diabloste: Your hearts been aching but
(18:44:10) diabloste: your too shy to say it
(18:44:13) diabloste: Inside we both know
(18:44:15) diabloste: whats been going oon
(18:44:24) diabloste: We know the game and we're gonna play it
(18:44:29) diabloste: AHHHHHHHHH
(18:44:30) diabloste: Next song.
(18:44:49) diabloste: Okay are you guys ready?
(18:45:03) diabloste: *keyboard solo*
(18:45:04) GeorgeMots: wtf
(18:45:09) diabloste: oh shi-
(18:45:14) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.
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05/10/2008 5:47 PM (#58) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, starting message of aMule SVN
This version is a testing version, updated daily, and
we give no warranty it won't break anything, burn your house,
or kill your dog. But it *should* be safe to use anyway.
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12/02/2007 10:04 AM (#26) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
ҖάπΨΛŋ: i am so fucking stoned man
50.cal.lord: really what made you come to this conclusion
ҖάπΨΛŋ: the fact that i have my dick in my computers CD drive
50.cal.lord: hm well sounds like fun but did i really need to know that
ҖάπΨΛŋ: yes i like people knowing
50.cal.lord: ok thats sick communication terminated
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01/16/2010 7:09 AM (#1439) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, chat
(10:05:18 PM) Bartimaeus: 497799795 wants to add 554648698 to his or her buddy list: ïðèâåòèê!õî÷ó ñ òà áîé ïîçÃà êîìèòñÿ åñëè Ãà äî?
Ìîãó äà òü ôîòêó åñëè õî÷åøü ôîòî çäåñü
http://bleidkisa.wab.ru/plus/bebi.jar
(10:05:21 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Before you add them.
(10:05:27 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's probably a bot then.
(10:05:29 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(10:05:34 PM) Bartimaeus: WTF
(10:05:35 PM) Bartimaeus: I said deny.
(10:05:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Not add them.
(10:05:41 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: O SHIT
(10:05:41 PM) Bartimaeus: Retarded garbage.
(10:05:45 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You've been hacked.
(10:05:47 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J did you watch episode 12 of Dollhouse?
(10:05:52 PM) Bartimaeus: It's like, "what group do you want to add this to?"
(10:05:52 PM) SinisteRing: I haven't so don't give me any spoilers.
(10:05:59 PM) SinisteRing: Just a simply yes/no.
(10:06:00 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: You just lost all your passwords.
(10:06:04 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I probably have.
(10:06:07 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I don't remember
(10:06:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: When did it come out?
(10:06:12 PM) SinisteRing: It came out yesterday.
(10:06:15 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Then no.
(10:06:20 PM) SinisteRing: Nub go watch it.
(10:06:25 PM) SinisteRing: I gotta watch episode 12 of Fringe first.
(10:06:29 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll watch it later.
(10:06:35 PM) SinisteRing: Then I'll watch 2x12 of Dollhouse.
(10:06:38 PM) SinisteRing: Then we'll talk about it.
(10:06:41 PM) SinisteRing: And have an orgasm.
(10:06:43 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I'll probably go to sleep soon.
(10:06:44 PM) SinisteRing: Then talk about it some more.
(10:06:46 PM) SinisteRing: And then sleep.
(10:06:56 PM) SinisteRing: I have a list of things to do before you sleep...
(10:07:03 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's nice.
(10:07:08 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: I have sleep before the list.
(10:07:15 PM) SinisteRing: ...
(10:07:22 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Should have asked earlier.
(10:07:22 PM) SinisteRing: Bart this is the guy I have to deal with.
(10:07:26 PM) SinisteRing: He's like a woman.
(10:07:30 PM) SinisteRing: Always thinks of himself first.
(10:07:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Huh?
(10:07:39 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: This guy is a troll.
(10:07:40 PM) Bartimaeus: I was writing something on a forum.
(10:07:48 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: Kyle's a troll, don't worry about it.
(10:07:53 PM) SinisteRing: Jay.J is a jerk.
(10:07:56 PM) SinisteRing: Don't worry about it.
(10:08:01 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's true.
(10:08:05 PM) SinisteRing: That's also true.
(10:08:10 PM) Bartimaeus: This is false.
(10:08:10 PM) megamahfuz@hotmail.com: That's a lie.
(10:08:18 PM) SinisteRing: And so is cake.
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01/08/2008 0:56 AM by Dekar (#41) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, The OPEN-BASH.org servers BASH shell :D
# whois 127.0.0.1
Unknown AS number or IP network. Please upgrade this program.
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11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
[3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
[Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
[3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
[Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
[Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
[3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:
[Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
[Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD
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06/12/2009 4:46 AM by Dekar (#84) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<Colours> :( I cheated and moved /dev/random and linked /dev/random to /dev/urandom
<Colours> this probably makes me a terrible person
<mrsteveman1> yep
<mrsteveman1> alsa isn't that big
<mrsteveman1> i hear last time someone hacked random to point to urandom, tux visited his house
<mrsteveman1> it wasn't pretty
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10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D
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01/15/2010 0:37 AM by Bartimaeus (#1436) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Steam Friends
Thursday, January 14, 2010
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: lol, get this
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: hmm?
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I was jamming along to a song on youtube
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: and I couldn't find the beat
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: so I was like "wtf" and paused the video
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: except the music kept playing
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: O.o
3:35 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: I had opened the thing twice
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Lawl.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Nice.
3:35 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: Yeah, that might be a small problem...
3:36 PM - [!?]GLaDOS: would be why I was like "are there two beats, or is this just REALLY fast?
3:36 PM - {TS} Bartimaeus {TC&F}: lol
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07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net
(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
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