BASH your life!

10/13/2010 4:26 AM (#1462) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(22:24:35) Bartimaeus: UNTIL ONLY HAS ONE L.
(22:24:37) Bartimaeus: I never realized that,
(22:24:44) Bartimaeus slits throat.
(22:25:08) FatherSpace: Owned.
(22:25:16) GeorgeMots: untill
(22:25:18) GeorgeMots: until
(22:25:21) GeorgeMots: >.<
(22:25:31) Bartimaeus: I've always been shortening it to 'till, but it's really 'til that I should be doing.
(22:25:40) FatherSpace: How long untill this is on open-bash?
(22:25:42) Bartimaeus: Darn my life

05/13/2011 4:19 PM (#1487) | Rating: 16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a one star rating!16 | Click here to give a three star rating!16 | Click here to give a four star rating!16 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #freenet-chat

<toad_> freenet isn't big enough for it to be a big player in 0day child porn
<toad_> people say bull about it but i seriously doubt it
<dekar_> well propagation time is too slow for 0day anyway XD
<toad_> 1day? 30day? :|
<dekar_> haha

06/08/2009 1:17 AM (#79) | Rating: 26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a one star rating!26 | Click here to give a three star rating!26 | Click here to give a four star rating!26 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

‹Dekar› who of you is from manila?
‹Ne|rd<3› me malaysia , sabah
‹Dekar› no one?
‹Dekar› I am just checking my statistics and most people are from the phillipines
‹Hillo› leechers
‹Ne|rd<3› nope.
‹Hillo› that come to download collided dota
‹Dekar› wait one l double p
‹Dekar› philippines
‹Ne|rd<3› dekar..
‹Ne|rd<3› can u help me out ?
‹Dekar› maybe
‹Hillo› you didn't even tell what map you're trying to cheat
‹Dekar› manila has 1,6 million people
‹Ne|rd<3› Stay Alive .w3x
‹Dekar› 1% of them visit my page
‹Ne|rd<3› lol..
‹Dekar› looks nice there: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Manila_shanty.jpg
‹Dekar› O.o
‹Hillo› isn't manila the capital of philippines ?
‹Ne|rd<3› ya?
‹Dekar› yeah
‹Hillo› initialD lives there
‹Ne|rd<3› US now got H1N1 ady?
‹Dekar› the house in the middle?
‹Hillo› nah the greenhouse on the ceiling
‹Dekar› XD

10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat

(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.

11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.

10/08/2012 1:03 AM (#1507) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: Everything is racist to you :|
(20:00:52) UndeadxAssassin: If I said hi to Miget first, you'd call it racist.
(20:00:58) UndeadxAssassin: If I don't say hi to you, that's racism!
(20:01:12) UndeadxAssassin: If I say ur face looks as good as your taste in music, that's racism!
(20:01:15) UndeadxAssassin: game started
(20:01:19) UndeadxAssassin: Gonna be racist elsewhere.
(20:01:22) Bartimaeus: ...that's racist

12/08/2009 11:05 PM by Dekar (#1424) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

(22:49:50) Hillo: I wonder when sc2 is coming out...
(22:51:52) Dekar: 2012
(22:52:04) Dekar: 5 minutes before the world ends
(22:52:38) FatherSpace: Or 5 minutes before it doesn't end?
(22:52:44) Hillo: korea and chinese industry comes to a sudden stop
(22:52:55) Dekar: :D
(22:53:08) Hillo: and dekar
(22:53:09) Dekar: like japanese did when monster hunter portable 2nd G came out
(22:53:14) Hillo: didn't you read about it
(22:53:29) Hillo: some german doctor or something proved that 2012 was miscalculated
(22:53:42) Dekar: who cares :P
(22:53:50) FatherSpace: Or some Aztec, Mayan or w/e people who explicitly said it was a load of crap?
(22:53:51) Dekar: it's about the mystique
(22:53:58) Hillo: and the movie
(22:55:16) Dekar: I have proof it will end! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
(22:55:52) FatherSpace: I hate you.
(22:55:57) Dekar: XD
(22:57:40) Hillo: is it rickroll?
(22:58:00) Dekar: nope worse
(22:58:31) FatherSpace: It's boxxyy.

11/07/2007 9:28 PM (#5) | Rating: 88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a three star rating!88 | Click here to give a four star rating!88 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

[21:02] ¯\\(O_o)/¯Robber-Boi: The thing is u could just ask for it before and i would have done it because im a friend of urs. already
[21:02] Dekar: yeah yeah
[21:02] Dekar: as the rest of the world
[21:03] Dekar: there are only 2 kinds of people, those who love me and those who want to smash my face with a rusty iron rod!

07/22/2010 9:22 PM (#1449) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, www.wc3edit.net

iamsopro1: hi fatherspace
FatherSpace: Sod off.

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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