BASH your life!

12/02/2007 10:08 AM (#27) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, w/ xantan+cal lord again

50.cal.lord: I'm a complete homosexual faggot who inserts my own penis into young looking moose.
ҖάπΨΛŋ: wow, why the fuck would you even consider telling someone like me something like that? That is the most childish attempt at displaying boldness that I have ever seen. I hope you get psychological help asap.
50.cal.lord says: ~If you ever want to cyber, let me know.

02/16/2010 5:46 AM (#1440) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:19:34) Bartimaeus: YouTube is retarded.
(19:19:50) Bartimaeus: I try to sign up, and it says the name hasn't been taken already.
(19:20:13) Bartimaeus: I hit the submit button, everything goes...and then they ask if I have a Google account.
(19:20:30) Bartimaeus: I say, "nope", and then they say the name is already taken.
(19:20:48) UndeadxAssassin: Who needs to sign up, lol
(19:20:51) Bartimaeus: I'm like, "Um...okay...I might've created it in the past, dunno", so I try to reset the password.
(19:21:01) Bartimaeus: And then they say the account doesn't exist.
(19:21:04) Bartimaeus: wtf.
(19:21:19) UndeadxAssassin: Ownfaced.
(19:22:42) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:22:56) Bartimaeus: ZOMG. Now it says that my account name is already in use.
(19:23:12) Bartimaeus: And the password I chose is incorrect.
(19:25:34) Bartimaeus: This is retarded.
(19:25:40) Bartimaeus: Now I can't get my name back.
(19:25:41) UndeadxAssassin: So is this
(19:25:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have NO idea what I'm doing.
(19:25:57) UndeadxAssassin: Baertimaeus, then!
(19:25:59) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:26:12) Bartimaeus: What're you doing, anyways?
(19:26:21) UndeadxAssassin: Or....BarrTimAyuz...?
(19:26:30) UndeadxAssassin: Anatomy o.o
(19:26:43) Bartimaeus: Bar-Tim-Ay-Us.
(19:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: UZ
(19:26:55) Bartimaeus: Wait. May-Us.
(19:26:55) UndeadxAssassin: And BARR
(19:27:15) UndeadxAssassin: BrattyMaeUZ
(19:27:16) UndeadxAssassin: o.i
(19:27:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, forget this. That guy can remain ignorant.
(19:27:28) UndeadxAssassin: zz one of my eyes shrunk on accident
(19:27:44) Bartimaeus: How am I bratty?
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: Uh.
(19:28:02) UndeadxAssassin: idk
(19:28:03) Bartimaeus: Wait, we need to start a new conversation without this context.
(19:28:17) UndeadxAssassin: It was a typo once and it suck
(19:28:22) UndeadxAssassin: stuck*
(19:28:32) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:28:32) Bartimaeus: Yeah, one hand typing is a pain, (even though that's not what you're doing).
(19:28:37) FatherSpace: Barty!!
(19:28:41) Bartimaeus: I know from my bloody nose rampage.
(19:28:45) Bartimaeus: Hiya, FatherSpace.
(19:28:56) FatherSpace: Finally you actually get in chat...
(19:28:56) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:29:10) UndeadxAssassin: He doesn't say hi to me when you';re in here D:
(19:29:11) Bartimaeus: You do have me added on Messenger for a reason.
(19:29:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(19:29:20) UndeadxAssassin: zz typos give me headaches.
(19:29:21) FatherSpace: Doesn't everyone?
(19:29:27) UndeadxAssassin: BACK TO WORK
(19:29:28) Bartimaeus: Well, jeeze, of course he doesn't. He's sucking up.
(19:29:29) UndeadxAssassin: BLAH
(19:29:33) Bartimaeus: Lol, ok.
(19:29:50) Bartimaeus: My leg is asleep.
(19:30:24) Bartimaeus: Jeeze, I have to stay up like another five hours, and I'm already ready to fall asleep.
(19:30:54) Bartimaeus: And I woke up REALLY late today.
(19:31:26) Bartimaeus: Gosh, YouTube sucks.
(19:31:32) Bartimaeus: HOW DO I CREATE AN ACCOUNT!?
(19:31:47) Bartimaeus: It goes back between saying my account already exists and that it doesn't.
(19:31:53) FatherSpace: At the top-right, it says "Create Account" in bold letters.
(19:32:01) Bartimaeus: I know, but it doesn't work!
(19:32:16) FatherSpace: Well, you probably just fail hardcore or something like that.
(19:32:21) Bartimaeus: No doubt.
(19:32:44) Bartimaeus: I tried signing up, said my account name was free, then I tried completing it, and it said it already existed.
(19:32:50) Bartimaeus: Tried to reset password, but then it said account didn't exist.
(19:32:53) Bartimaeus: WTF?
(19:32:54) FatherSpace: Waily.
(19:33:12) FatherSpace: What's the username?
(19:33:16) Bartimaeus: NordomW
(19:33:29) FatherSpace: It doesn't exist... Probably.
(19:33:33) Bartimaeus: Now it says that the account is already in use.
(19:33:45) Bartimaeus: But it didn't before, and it's not the password I deisgnated.
(19:33:51) Bartimaeus: designated*
(19:34:22) FatherSpace: brb
(19:35:32) Bartimaeus: wtf?
(19:35:44) Bartimaeus: It says an email was sent to ********@********.com.
(19:35:48) Bartimaeus: WTF DOES THAT HELP WITH?
(19:35:58) Bartimaeus: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE EMAIL I USED TO SIGN UP WITH.
(19:36:08) Bartimaeus: At least not with all those asterisks.
(19:37:02) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:37:03) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:37:07) FatherSpace: Grrr me smash!!
(19:37:12) FatherSpace: Firefox is being icky to infinity.
(19:37:28) Bartimaeus: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(19:37:34) Bartimaeus: It's trying to reset my GOOGLE email.
(19:37:53) Bartimaeus: I want to fix my friggan' YouTube, my email is fine!
(19:39:55) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I reset my password.
(19:39:59) FatherSpace: We should get Bart fixed...
(19:40:13) Bartimaeus: I accidentally mistyped the second confirmation of the password, and it still accepted it.
(19:40:25) FatherSpace: How do you know you mistyped it?
(19:40:33) FatherSpace: Maybe you didn't, but you just think you did?
(19:40:34) Bartimaeus: Because it was one asterisk short.
(19:40:45) FatherSpace: Wow... Epic fail.
(19:40:55) Bartimaeus: It was lined up perfectly with the one above it, and it was one short.
(19:41:00) Bartimaeus: And I still hit enter, and it accepted it.
(19:41:34) Bartimaeus: So I reset it again.
(19:41:36) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:42:38) ChatBot: FatherSpace has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:42:39) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:43:01) Bartimaeus: Why does it keep trying to reset my Google password when I want it on YouTube?
(19:43:17) FatherSpace: Doesn't they be linked or something?
(19:43:29) Bartimaeus: They use different accounts, so it shouldn't matter.
(19:43:51) Bartimaeus: When I hit, "reset password" on YouTube, I except it to reset my password on YOUTUBE, not GOOGLE.
(19:43:58) Bartimaeus: I go to GOOGLE to reset my password on Google.
(19:44:14) Bartimaeus: No wonder I don't haven account on YouTube.
(19:44:22) Bartimaeus: have*
(19:45:09) FatherSpace: *have an
(19:45:17) Bartimaeus: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:18) Bartimaeus: lol.
(19:45:33) Bartimaeus: I can't even resign up on YouTube, because it says it's already in use.
(19:45:40) Bartimaeus: WHEN IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT THE ACCOUNT DOESN'T EXIST AT THE SAME TIME.
(19:45:47) FatherSpace: Bart smash!
(19:46:46) Bartimaeus: That was the only name I had that wasn't taken.
(19:47:14) UndeadxAssassin: I got 100% on my online quiz !
(19:47:29) Bartimaeus: Alright, then you should be able to help me think of another name.
(19:47:35) UndeadxAssassin: o_o
(19:47:36) Bartimaeus: Make me a cool name, UndeadxAssassin.
(19:47:43) UndeadxAssassin: JennyRulez
(19:47:46) UndeadxAssassin: Done.
(19:47:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:47:57) Bartimaeus: ...
(19:47:59) UndeadxAssassin: DEKAR!
(19:48:09) ChatBot: reeree logs into the Chat.
(19:48:11) Bartimaeus: Already taken, lol
(19:48:39) reeree: AlphabetSoup
(19:48:45) reeree: lol
(19:48:47) UndeadxAssassin: Taken by some guy in Singapore o.o
(19:49:02) reeree: FootUpYourAss
(19:49:03) Bartimaeus: Already taken, as well.

05/28/2010 1:22 PM by Ozzapoo (#1445) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(9:23:32 PM) dekar@jabber.ccc.de: victor likes gay colors

06/10/2009 2:31 AM by Dekar (#83) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet

<theguy0935234> What are the best apps to use freenet? I'm using frost, but I didn't know if there was any must haves.
<dekar_> the freenet-terrorism-assault-organizer ofc :D
<gerard_> dekar_: yeah, that's a nice one, use it too
<toad_> :)
<toad_> it's proprietary :)
<theguy0935234> lol. Yea I guess freenet does get a bad rap
<toad_> not so much for terrorism traditionally
<gerard_> no, terrorism isn't that bad if you think about it :p
<dekar_> yeah that's gnunets area, freenet is for childporn
<toad_> gnunet's area??
<gerard_> oh, I've been on the wrong network all along
<dekar_> http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=21&session=0&no=74
<toad_> lol u busted

12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL

(later)

(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...

Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail

06/08/2009 1:38 AM (#80) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #gnunet on freenode

<dekar> How does the search in gnunet work? Does it flood the whole network like gnutella1? or is there any instance that keeps track of the files? The DHT is only peer discovery and not used for the search right?
<grothoff1> DHT is used for non-anonymous search.
<grothoff1> Otherwise, flooding, but not exactly gnutella-style.

12/26/2009 1:52 AM by 2Pac (#1432) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(01:51:13) UndeadxAssassin: "You could say that rap is missing a c"
(01:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is rapc?!"
(01:51:27) UndeadxAssassin: "No, you idiot. You put it in the front!"
(01:51:31) UndeadxAssassin: "Oh, I get it. You meant crap"
(01:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: "Well, I suppose you could always add an e"
(01:51:44) UndeadxAssassin: "wtf is erap?!"
(01:51:45) UndeadxAssassin: xD

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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07/30/2009 1:26 PM by Dekar (#1415) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

lichistheman: And now I am left to wonder what Dekar is thinking..
Dekar: I am cooler than the other side of your pillow!

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

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