BASH your life!

12/10/2010 2:24 AM by Dekar (#1470) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

Dekar: I have the 4chan inspired solution for the question whether we should promote jen or not: tits or gtfo! :P
GeorgeMots: :D
GeorgeMots: yay
Bartimaeus: lol
haxorico: xDDD
haxorico: OWNED

05/10/2008 5:47 PM (#58) | Rating: 8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a one star rating!8 | Click here to give a three star rating!8 | Click here to give a four star rating!8 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, starting message of aMule SVN

This version is a testing version, updated daily, and we give no warranty it won't break anything, burn your house, or kill your dog. But it *should* be safe to use anyway.

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

One comment

12/18/2008 4:42 PM (#68) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(16:15:17) Kryptonyte: Hey. You're good with computers, right?
(16:16:34) Dekar: nope
(16:16:50) Kryptonyte: Anyways.... firefox and internet expolorer can't connect to the web....
(16:16:56) Kryptonyte: So... wtf is the problem?
(16:16:59) Dekar: dns server
(16:17:10) Kryptonyte: ...k. How do I fix it?
(16:17:17) Dekar: uhm chose a different one
(16:17:23) Kryptonyte: Lmao.
(16:17:31) Kryptonyte: I don't even know what a DNS server is.
(16:17:39) Kryptonyte: I haven't a clue how to "choose another one". = /
(16:18:31) Dekar: okay
(16:18:38) Dekar: go to your network connections
(16:18:50) Dekar: open the properties of the one that connects you to the net
(16:19:03) Dekar: search for tcp/ip stuff
(16:19:14) Dekar: here you should be able to set a dns server
(16:19:30) Dekar: use them:
208.67.222.222
208.67.220.220
(16:19:41) Dekar: reconnect and it should work
(16:20:46) Kryptonyte: er...
(16:21:00) Kryptonyte: Mine goes 3 digits, 3 digits, 3 digits, 2 digits.
(16:21:13) Kryptonyte: I can't enter 208.67.222.222
(16:22:37) Dekar: uhm?
(16:22:51) Dekar: it says something like subnet mask?
(16:22:56) Dekar: or dns?
(16:23:14) Dekar: nameserver?
(16:23:16) Kryptonyte: There was two options.
"Obtain DNS automatically"
(16:23:19) Kryptonyte: and then enter one
(16:23:23) Dekar: enter them
(16:23:26) Kryptonyte: I couldn't enter the one you gave me
(16:23:27) Dekar: fits
(16:23:36) Dekar: they do
(16:23:51) Dekar: you probably made a space or w/e
(16:24:34) Kryptonyte: Oh, lol. nvm. :P I got it.
(16:24:35) Kryptonyte: ty
(16:24:40) Dekar: -.-
(16:24:43) Dekar: works again?
(16:24:48) Kryptonyte: yeah

03/01/2011 4:40 AM (#1479) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Bartville

(2010.01.20 - 21:09:56) Bartimaeus: Blabs, what's your opinion on the controversy of the banana?
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:23) blabs: really wtf are u on about
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:29) blabs: i have no idea
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:34) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:11) Bartimaeus: I have a banana that's a little under-ripe, and I'm hungry, right? Should I eat it now and enjoy not being as hungry, but suffer from it being under-ripe? Or should I wait until a later date that I might not be as hungry, yet enjoy it more because of it's better and matured taste?
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:43) Bartimaeus: Truly a dilemma.
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:57) blabs: mm ok eat it
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:07) blabs: rofl cant wait for anything
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:16) Bartimaeus: FatherSpace said that would be like drinking arsenic, but Kyubi said it would be O.K.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:26) blabs: take what u want when u can because it may never return
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:27) Bartimaeus: I can wait, but I might not be as hungry.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:43) Bartimaeus: Yeah, but I'm hiding it in my computer case.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:46) Bartimaeus: So that's not a problem.
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:05) blabs: may i ask are u drunk
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:06) blabs: ?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:12) blabs: lmao
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:25) Bartimaeus: Not at all! Why would you think that, good sir?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:40) blabs: ummmmmmmmm dont know
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:19) Bartimaeus: I'm just so very hungry, and very excited to eat this banana. But would it be better to wait? A question like this has not been asked in ages, I tell you.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:22) blabs: well waiting is good if u can i supose
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:33) Bartimaeus: Of course. I haven't eaten all day.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:48) Bartimaeus: I woke up this morning, decided to eat a banana, noticed it was a little green, and got busy with computer.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:53) blabs: i just had a pie mm yum
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:17) Bartimaeus: Now it's been like 12 hours, and I still haven't eaten.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:25) Bartimaeus: It's still as green, unfortunately.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:27) blabs: yeh me 2 when i got up i came online and cheated 10 maps
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:41) blabs: dont eat it then
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:46) blabs: wait
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:56) blabs: have a glass of water
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:06) blabs: u fell better for a while
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus: That's what I had earlier.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:15) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:20) Bartimaeus: No, I didn't even do that.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:25) Bartimaeus: Probably why I have a head-ache.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:48) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I'll keep the banana in my computer case for two days.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:20) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your wisdom, great and wise Blabs, for I would surely would not have out-lived the day if not for your advice.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:39) Bartimaeus: Um.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:42) Bartimaeus: Lived the day, that is.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:49) Bartimaeus: Don't know why I said "out-lived", lol.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:53) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:57) Bartimaeus: Yeah, out-lived is right.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:00) Bartimaeus: Right?
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:25) Bartimaeus: Tomorrow, I'll add a similar one to my case, as well.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:52) blabs: omg failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:56) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:02) blabs: im lost
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:17) Bartimaeus: Where'd I lose you? lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:27) blabs: at the shop
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:35) Bartimaeus: Shop?
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:42) blabs: dont worrie
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:47) blabs: its kk
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:52) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm crazier than I think, I don't remember any shop.
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:57) blabs: keep it in your comp for 2 days
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:04) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:11) Bartimaeus: Alright, thanks.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:14) blabs: u a funny guy
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:18) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, it'll be more ripe by then.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:21) Bartimaeus: Hi, thanks, you too.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:28) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:52) blabs: so how many like red guys are there
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:58) Kryptonyte: 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:02) Kryptonyte: Exactly 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:07) Bartimaeus: You know, keeping it in my case doesn't sound like the best idea right now. I mean, if I hit the power button tomorrow morning, the banana peel might conduct the electricy and fry my video card that my banana is sitting under.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:29) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:34) Bartimaeus: electricity*
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:56) blabs: so there are 60 leaders idont think so
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:05) Bartimaeus: I could put it in my hardrive holder...
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:08) Kryptonyte: dude
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:10) Kryptonyte: it's the truth
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:11) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) blabs: really
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) Kryptonyte: 60 red guys
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:23) blabs: omg
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:27) Bartimaeus: Yeah, we have sixty admins if I remember, correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) blabs: admins are green
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) Bartimaeus: Most of them are lazy bums and never get on, but whatever.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:44) Bartimaeus: They're there.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:47) Bartimaeus: Nope, they're red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:48) blabs: and that arnt they
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:56) blabs: ohh ok
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) Bartimaeus: Green is moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) blabs: whats lanaya
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:08) Bartimaeus: See, I'm red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) Bartimaeus: Blue is super moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:19) blabs: ok kool
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:22) Bartimaeus: And then other red is Co-Admin.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:32) blabs: whats a cheaters colour
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:40) Bartimaeus: Purple, if I remember correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:45) blabs: nice
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:05) Bartimaeus: Most of them are homosexuals, if I recall correctly, so we needed a color to suit them. We asked what they wanted, and that's what they told us.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:13) Bartimaeus: So don't blame us.l
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:15) blabs: i hope to have a colour one day soon
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:29) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:40) blabs: white is to plane
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:43) blabs: pla
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:47) blabs: n*
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:49) Bartimaeus: Well, White/Black.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:50) blabs: failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:54) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:35) Bartimaeus: Well....
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:42) blabs: so ok im off to cheat a map a woderfull map indeed
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:50) Bartimaeus: Okay, have fun.
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:56) blabs: why ty
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:58) blabs: u 2
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:06) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:18) Bartimaeus: I'm going to go read a book.
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:23) Bartimaeus: Before I fall over from exhaustion.

01/10/2008 3:23 AM (#45) | Rating: -14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a one star rating!-14 | Click here to give a three star rating!-14 | Click here to give a four star rating!-14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, A conversation with bendik....

King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I wanna kiss your sexy butt
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
you make me so hard
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
i wish we could be together forever and ever my precious Gevo
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
I love you
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
just had to get that off my heart
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! sent 1/9/2008 4:50 PM:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3LOVE YOU
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I'm lonely here
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Would you come and sleep with me on the couch?
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
We can watch American Pie Naked Mile together<3
Gevo says:
Well I feel awkward...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
You do?

King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
That's not too great.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i can make you feel better, I promise
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
;o
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Really, I'm graduated in making boys feel better.
Gevo says:
i'm saving this conversation...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And for the record, Idc if u save this convo, It's nothing to be ashamed over, I love you and will do so forever.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Don't you trust my love?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
<3
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
*kiss*
Gevo says:
Not necessarily. One minute you'll be all "yo sup", next thing I know, I'm waking up with my ass bleeding...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
yo sup?
Gevo says:
=/
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
muhawhahw
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
hope i'm not giving you traumatical experiences.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
But i know we are on the same side, So theres nothing to hide
Gevo says:
Sure...
Gevo says:
I'm going back to mah animeh nao
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Anime gaypr0n?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
nice.
Gevo says:
K
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
can you make an anime char of me?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
remb: 20 cm cock
Gevo says:
..
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And newly shaved.
Gevo says:
i'll translate that into 2 inch
Gevo says:
k
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
6'11 inches i guess?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
isnt it?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or 7?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
or smth xD
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
If my cam had been working
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
i could'a showed u
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
but i'm afraid it died due to a freeze.
Gevo says:
now that would cause a traumatic experience
Gevo says:
have you seen the pain olympics?
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Yes.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Gevo says:
.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
My favorite #1 Jerking-off-too video.
Gevo says:
Don't ever speak to me again.
Gevo says:
Animeh time.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
roflcopter =P
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
have a pleasent evening my love.
Gevo says:
... you as well....
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I will, Dreaming 'bout you my dear.
Gevo says:
...
Gevo says:
I'm posting this convo on the internet.
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
I don't mind at all
Gevo says:
...
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho I'm a homosexual and i love Gevo
Gevo says:
....................
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
And let me give a shout out to all my heterosexual fans out there!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
Woho!
King BendiK Æ e BARSK!! says:
P.S: Æ E BARSK!

07/22/2010 9:27 PM (#1450) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, fatherspace = meen

FATHERSPACE IS MEEN

HE TOLD ME TO SOD OFF :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

11/29/2009 1:17 AM (#1420) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(10:06:13) UndeadxAssassin: Or if you type /quit and put the name of someone you hate afterwards, it'll kick that person from the chat room .
(10:06:24) Lanaya: orly?
(10:06:27) ChatBot: Lanaya logs out of the Chat.

10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat

(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.

06/09/2009 0:06 AM by Hillo (#81) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I can
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: jesus
ALICE: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: why are you talking german ?
ALICE: The topic is a noob.