BASH your life!

11/27/2007 0:06 AM (#21) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

* inkedmn is BORED
< jbm> inkedmn: drink beers. fuck wife.
< inkedmn> jbm: no beer/money, wife's at work
< jbm> uh. got any pets?

08/11/2008 10:37 PM (#62) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

04:33PM <ayds> Hey, you don't really know a person until you have a least two fingers in their anus.

01/22/2009 8:00 PM (#71) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human:/wrists
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: about commiting suicide
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about commiting suicide.
Human: do you like commiting suicide?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: have you tried so far?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: what is that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" Ayuh." means exactly what it says.
Human: so Ayuh I guess?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

10/23/2010 5:43 PM (#1467) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:19) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lets have some fun
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:22) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:29) (292722): Hello
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:32) diabloste: I were prepared this time
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:40) diabloste: I turned down the volume
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:49) (292722): Can anybody help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:31:59) diabloste: With what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:00) ChatBot: User (292722) - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:10) (292722): I need hack pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:11) UndeadxAssassin: Identify yourself!
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:19) diabloste: Oh
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:26) diabloste: "I need hack pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:27) (292722): pls i need hacks
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:38) diabloste: Wasn't that the same as in your inbox George?
(2010.10.23 - 00:32:50) (292722): Can you help me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:04) diabloste: Well you cant just come here say "I need hacks pls"
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:09) (292722): I want to know how to cheat?
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:12) UndeadxAssassin: Give me your IP address and I'll hack you.
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:13) diabloste: Hacks is an incredible large word
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:17) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:36) diabloste: Follow this link and accept following request and I'll hack you
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) UndeadxAssassin: Nevermind, I already know it
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:37) (292722): But i want to learn to hack
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:43) GeorgeMots: (whispers) xD
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:45) diabloste: lmao undead
(2010.10.23 - 00:33:48) diabloste: you bastard
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:02) (292722): Do you know how to cheat maps?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:09) diabloste: Yesh
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:15) UndeadxAssassin: omfg hacks.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:16) (292722): Will you teach me?
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:18) ChatBot: User GeorgeMots - IP address: 78.87.93.167
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: Okay so theres like
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:25) diabloste: idk
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:27) UndeadxAssassin: My mind was blown.
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:28) diabloste: 3 guides out there
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:32) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) damnit, I hate you XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:35) diabloste: and you want me
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:36) (292722): I cant read them
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:40) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) (292722): pls pls
(2010.10.23 - 00:34:43) diabloste: LUL WUT
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:01) diabloste: You cant read them?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:09) diabloste: Try google translate xP
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:11) UndeadxAssassin: Is that Greek
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:12) (292722): i cant understand english well
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:22) GeorgeMots: (whispers) shoosh!
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:23) diabloste: Your greek undead?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:30) UndeadxAssassin: I'm everything.
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:41) diabloste: Your not danish <_<
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:43) (292722): undeadassasin can you help cheat this map?
(2010.10.23 - 00:35:45) (292722): http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:25) diabloste: (whispers) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Dont' do it XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:42) (292722): then what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:47) GeorgeMots: (whispers) rofl i know
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) diabloste: double click it
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:48) UndeadxAssassin: Open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:53) (292722): okay
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:54) (292722): thx
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) (292722):
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:55) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Not log off!
(2010.10.23 - 00:36:59) diabloste: np
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Now*
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:07) (292722): need to copy paste
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) diabloste: nooo noo
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:12) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:16) diabloste: just open the file
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:28) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Timeout would have been bette ro;
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) diabloste: and that was the last we saw of him
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:33) UndeadxAssassin: And we never heard from him again ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:39) GeorgeMots: (whispers) lol?
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:40) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:49) diabloste: oh god
(2010.10.23 - 00:37:51) diabloste: I'm bleeding again
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:00) UndeadxAssassin: Time of month?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:03) UndeadxAssassin: I know how you feel
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:05) diabloste: yeh
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:12) diabloste: It's so fucking annoying
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:15) diabloste: and men just dont do shit to help
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:20) diabloste: they dont know how we feel right?
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:33) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) diabloste: That was fast formatted lmao
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:43) ChatBot: ((292722)) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:52) UndeadxAssassin: Go your your Gyno o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:55) ChatBot: (292722) logs into the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:38:56) UndeadxAssassin: He'll help ;D
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:02) (292722): Fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:11) diabloste: Lol what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:13) UndeadxAssassin: I like pie.
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:14) diabloste: We didn't do nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:21) (292722): you killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:28) diabloste: no?
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:36) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I wonder if he knows I said program files instead of WINDOWS/system 32 o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:39) (292722): yeah
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:44) diabloste: (whispers) You should copy paste this into the bash.org thing XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:39:52) diabloste: no we didn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:00) GeorgeMots: (whispers) i dont think he even knew that there was such command
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): yes you did
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:04) (292722): it
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:12) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:27) diabloste: we didn't do anything!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) I should put this on bash with the whispers and matching IP
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:36) diabloste: Dont blame us for stuff we didn't do!
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:37) (292722): who can help me
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:42) (292722): admin?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:46) GeorgeMots: Yes?
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:54) (292722): fuck you
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:57) GeorgeMots: -_-
(2010.10.23 - 00:40:59) diabloste: XD
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:00) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Tell him to run a magnet to his comp!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:12) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:14) GeorgeMots: (whispers) what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:24) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) Remake the triforce!
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:28) (292722): diabloste killed my pc
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:40) GeorgeMots: (whispers) What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:43) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:47) GeorgeMots: What did he do?
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:49) diabloste: No I didnt
(2010.10.23 - 00:41:55) (292722): he posted virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:03) GeorgeMots: Jen is that true?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:16) diabloste: LOL
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) (292722): yes it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:18) diabloste: I posted virus?
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:33) ChatBot: Private channel opened to UndeadxAssassin.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:40) ChatBot: Private channel to UndeadxAssassin closed.
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:46) GeorgeMots: i guess Jen is away
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:36:09) diabloste: Type @echo off
(17:36:24) diabloste: del c://program files/system 32
(17:36:30) diabloste: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:42:57) GeorgeMots: diabloste what did you post?
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:01) GeorgeMots:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) UndeadxAssassin:
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:06) (292722): yes
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:08) diabloste: NO I DIDNT
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:23) diabloste: (23:36:01) UndeadxAssassin: Sure
(23:36:03) UndeadxAssassin: Open notepad
(23:36:09) (292722): ok wait
(23:36:09) UndeadxAssassin: Type @echo off
(23:36:22) (292722): i am wait
(23:36:24) UndeadxAssassin: del c://program files/system 32
(23:36:25) diabloste: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) what are you gonna make him do? XD
(23:36:30) UndeadxAssassin: Save as cheats.bat
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:27) GeorgeMots: well you shouldn't
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:40) GeorgeMots: shame on you, you even edited those
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:44) GeorgeMots: banhammer
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:48) diabloste: NO
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:49) (292722): ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:43:51) diabloste: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:00) UndeadxAssassin: Double negatives o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:03) GeorgeMots: (whispers) isnt it funny?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:11) UndeadxAssassin: You did not do nothing which means you did something ;o
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to GeorgeMots) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers) We're mean people....
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:19) GeorgeMots: guest, did you type it?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:28) (292722): yes its virus
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:33) GeorgeMots: I know it is
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:39) diabloste: LOL WHAT
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:43) diabloste: You're all pranking me
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:56) diabloste: At least
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:57) GeorgeMots: Why would you do that?
(2010.10.23 - 00:44:58) diabloste: I still have my
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:01) diabloste: Never gonna give you up
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) diabloste: Never gonna let you down
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:04) GeorgeMots: Now i have to ban you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:07) diabloste: Never gonna run around
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:10) diabloste: and desert you
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:17) GeorgeMots: plus you are spamming
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) diabloste: I AM NOT
(2010.10.23 - 00:45:23) (292722): pls hack this for me http://epicwar.com/maps/146597/
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:05) ChatBot: (292722) logs out of the Chat.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:19) diabloste: George I really didn't do anything
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:24) diabloste: I swear
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:51) GeorgeMots: watch your mouth
(2010.10.23 - 00:46:57) diabloste:
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:06) GeorgeMots: i must ban you its against the rules
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:21) diabloste: I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:25) GeorgeMots: its not like you posted a virus,you even posted porn!
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:33) diabloste: posted porn?
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:38) diabloste: when the hell did I post porn
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:42) GeorgeMots: (00:46:37) diabloste: On my cock, my balls and my right arm.
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:53) diabloste: THATS NOT PORN
(2010.10.23 - 00:47:58) GeorgeMots: yes it
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:03) GeorgeMots: have you ever read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:07) UndeadxAssassin: It's 1 o'clock for George o.o
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:11) diabloste: what rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:20) GeorgeMots: You havent read the rules?
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:30) GeorgeMots: thats a seven days ban
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:39) diabloste: I DID READ THE RULES
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:50) diabloste: I especially liked rules 3
(2010.10.23 - 00:48:53) GeorgeMots: You just said you didnt?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:09) diabloste: Didn't what?
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:12) diabloste: I never did not nothing
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:21) GeorgeMots: Sorry
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:28) GeorgeMots: even thought you are new
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:40) diabloste: You will bake a cake for me
(2010.10.23 - 00:49:45) diabloste: and dance around the christmas tree?
(2010.10.23 - 00:50:54) GeorgeMots: no
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:07) GeorgeMots: (whispers) should i tell him the truth?
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:16) diabloste: Oh god I have to do something
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:23) diabloste: My uncle is... Pregnant
(2010.10.23 - 00:51:47) ChatBot: diabloste logs out of the Chat.

02/08/2008 2:35 AM (#48) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

Why cheat dota when you can just stop playing it altogether?

Its a shit game anywa

03/14/2010 0:20 AM (#1442) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, W3EDIT chat

AJAX Chat

Kanava: Tyyli: Kieli:
(00:34:21) 2Pac: Is that allowed? lul.
(00:34:25) Bartimaeus: My name is clearly Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:34:38) FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(00:34:50) FatherSpace: Oh yeah, I'm probably wrong.
(00:34:50) Bartimaeus: Says the guy who posted it in chat.
(00:35:01) FatherSpace: I must have just been confused by him having the same avatar as you.
(00:35:20) FatherSpace: I'm a mod posting it in chat to a small group of people, most of whom know exactly what it is.
(00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(00:35:23) ChatBot: Kryptonyte kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:30) ChatBot: Hillo kirjautui sisään.
(00:35:35) ChatBot: haxorico kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:39) Hillo: it's a party in here!
(00:35:41) Hillo: drinks all around
(00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(00:35:47) Hillo: I mean
(00:35:48) Hillo: bans*
(00:35:51) Hillo: I meant to say bans
(00:35:53) Bartimaeus: +9000
(00:35:56) Hillo: I'm too tired for this
(00:36:01) 2Pac: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
(00:36:07) FatherSpace: Bart's good at drinking.
(00:36:15) 2Pac: so is pyro
(00:36:16) Bartimaeus: Only when I have a banana.
(00:36:23) Hillo: pyro is quite good at it
(00:36:41) Hillo: wake up at 6.30 and start drinking
(00:36:47) Hillo: then don't sleep in 2 days
(00:36:49) Hillo: go to work
(00:36:50) Hillo: gg
(00:37:04) ChatBot: Ozzapoo kirjautui sisään.
(00:37:10) Ozzapoo: OMG
(00:37:10) 2Pac: Welcome ozzapoo.
(00:37:14) Ozzapoo: BARTY IS HERE!!!
(00:37:21) Bartimaeus: Hi.
(00:37:26) 2Pac: Oh, let me guess, W3E helpdesk?
(00:37:27) Bartimaeus: Your hated tyrant is indeed, here.
(00:37:29) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:30) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:34) Ozzapoo: BARTO!
(00:37:37) Hillo: ozzy
(00:37:39) FatherSpace: Aw, we don't hate you...
(00:37:41) Ozzapoo: Hm. Barto.
(00:37:46) FatherSpace: In fact, some of us even love you. <3
(00:37:49) Hillo: we just don't like you that's all
(00:37:50) Hillo: ^^
(00:37:54) Bartimaeus: Well, I hate all of you.
(00:37:55) Bartimaeus:
(00:38:01) 2Pac: .
(00:38:06) 2Pac: I did nothing.
(00:38:07) FatherSpace: Even me?
(00:38:19) Hillo: especially you
(00:38:26) FatherSpace: But I was like, 99% certain you were my BFF.
(00:38:35) Bartimaeus: Nope. That's me and Dekar.
(00:38:38) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:38:43) Bartimaeus: ...At least, that's what he says.
(00:38:45) FatherSpace: No, you're brothers.
(00:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(00:39:14) FatherSpace: And why would he post porn in chat and lie?
(00:39:15) 2Pac: And I say that you're married.
(00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:39:22) 2Pac: with Dekar.
(00:39:43) Bartimaeus: Now I have to ban Bushido.
(00:39:45) Bartimaeus: Sigh.
(00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(00:39:51) Ozzapoo: Sigh indeed.
(00:39:52) 2Pac: Damnit.
(00:39:54) Ozzapoo:
(00:39:58) FatherSpace: Book it, Pacman!
(00:40:05) 2Pac: I'm going to spread it now.
(00:40:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:40:21) Bartimaeus: Dekar knows where you live.
(00:40:28) 2Pac: OHST.
(00:40:29) FatherSpace: I know what your name is.
(00:40:31) Bartimaeus: He'll send me after you, and I'll kill you.
(00:40:32) FatherSpace: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(00:40:44) 2Pac: Ok, Fine.
(00:40:47) Bartimaeus: ...Yeah...but you can't exactly track me with a first name,
(00:40:47) 2Pac: I'll keep the secret.
(00:40:49) 2Pac: for me.
(00:40:50) FatherSpace: But only your first name, 'cause my memory's not good enough to waste on a last name.
(00:40:56) Bartimaeus: All you can do is blackmail me.
(00:40:59) Ozzapoo: Bartimaeus, someone dedicated enough can
(00:41:10) Bartimaeus: Probably.
(00:41:33) Bartimaeus: Gotta' get a legal name change.
(00:41:34) Bartimaeus: >.>
(00:41:57) 2Pac: Maybe I have to pay Dekar some Money to tell me your name? haha.
(00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:16) Bartimaeus: He'd probably take your money and than give it to me,
(00:42:22) 2Pac: ._.
(00:42:24) FatherSpace: Doubtful.
(00:42:31) FatherSpace: He'd probably take the money, and that'd be it.
(00:42:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:56) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui sisään.
(00:42:58) owner123: Guys
(00:43:01) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:02) 2Pac: Girls.
(00:43:08) owner123: ...
(00:43:10) owner123: People
(00:43:12) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:15) FatherSpace: Only Jen's a girl in here, now that Lanny's banned.
(00:43:28) Ozzapoo: Labanned.
(00:43:30) 2Pac: Oh, right.
(00:43:36) owner123: Why is 2Pac's profile screwed up? like nothing shows up for me
(00:43:41) owner123: http://forum.wc3edit.net/bitch-b​itch-bitch-f35/d-i-hate-the-idiot​s-t6131.html
(00:43:43) owner123: On that
(00:43:45) owner123: No picture
(00:43:48) owner123: On PM button
(00:43:50) owner123: No info
(00:43:54) owner123: Just the thing he said
(00:43:55) FatherSpace: 'Cause his avatar 404'd?
(00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(00:44:00) 2Pac:
(00:44:06) 2Pac: That was from my old Account.
(00:44:07) owner123: No info either.
(00:44:10) owner123: Oh
(00:44:12) owner123: Ic
(00:44:18) 2Pac: It was deleted when I joined back.
(00:44:20) owner123: and why was lanaya demoted?
(00:44:31) FatherSpace: Why does it concern you?
(00:44:32) 2Pac: That's none of your business.
(00:44:37) owner123: =\ k
(00:44:41) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui ulos.
(00:44:42) Ozzapoo: Oh
(00:44:46) Bartimaeus: I already told him anyways - he has poor memory, :/
(00:44:48) Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(00:45:03) 2Pac: HE KNOWS TO MUCH.
(00:45:06) Bartimaeus: He forgot I already told him that the warning didn't count, too.
(00:45:06) Ozzapoo: I am soo tempted to warn him for posting rickroll shit
(00:45:18) Bartimaeus: Than you may want to warn FatherSpace.
(00:45:23) Bartimaeus: As he's the one who posted it in chat.
(00:45:29) FatherSpace:
(00:45:34) Ozzapoo: Chat is fine
(00:45:35) Bartimaeus:
(00:45:38) Ozzapoo: Forums is a no no
(00:45:46) Bartimaeus: Owner got it from FatherSpace.
(00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(00:45:56) Bartimaeus: The problem, thus, originates from FatherSpace.
(00:46:07) 2Pac: Bart, fix those Rules for the chat -> http://forum.wc3edit.net/announc​es/general-forum-rules-t890.html
(00:46:10) Bartimaeus: Without FatherSpace, he would've never gotten it, and I don't see any rule saying you can't post rickrolls.
(00:46:11) FatherSpace: I got it from Lanaya the other day, so it actually originates from her.
(00:46:31) Ozzapoo: Then I propose we introduce a new rule
(00:46:34) Bartimaeus: What's the problem, Bushido?
(00:46:41) Ozzapoo: "Don't post random shit nobody wants"
(00:46:48) 2Pac: ^+1 ozz
(00:46:51) Bartimaeus: That's vague.
(00:47:00) Ozzapoo: Of course
(00:47:03) Ozzapoo: It needs to be refined
(00:47:04) Bartimaeus: Who's to decide what nobody wants?
(00:47:17) FatherSpace: Don't link people to sites that are no-nos?
(00:47:29) Bartimaeus: Who is to say that a rickroll is a no-no?
(00:47:44) Ozzapoo: ehhhh
(00:47:48) Ozzapoo: "NO RICKROLLING. EVAR"
(00:47:48) Bartimaeus: Without saying that right out, it's vague to new people, and thus they can't be accountable.
(00:47:50) FatherSpace: A Rickroll site that won't let you close the window without Ctrl-Alt-Deleting?
(00:47:52) Ozzapoo: how's that?
(00:48:32) FatherSpace: How about only YouTube rickrolls?
(00:48:34) Bartimaeus: I'll think up of one fitting, soon.
(00:48:55) Ozzapoo: Make sure you pass it by me
(00:51:29) Bartimaeus: - No links to malicious sites, (including unclosable sites), or things that nobody wants to see, (scare sites, rickrolls, or otherwise stupid sites, etc).
(00:51:34) Bartimaeus: Hmm.
(00:51:40) Bartimaeus: I don't like repeating 'sites'.
(00:51:52) Bartimaeus: (including unclosable pages)*
(00:52:15) Ozzapoo: Perfectionist...
(00:52:21) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(00:52:23) FatherSpace: No he's not.
(00:52:36) Bartimaeus: My name is Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:52:38) Bartimaeus: \
(00:52:45) FatherSpace: You're Lypoximaeus on AIM.
(00:52:55) Bartimaeus: Proof?
(00:53:03) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(00:53:05) Bartimaeus: Darnit.
(00:53:21) Bartimaeus: I have the same avatar.
(00:53:24) Bartimaeus: >.<
(00:53:26) FatherSpace: Yeah.
(00:53:28) Ozzapoo: lmao
(00:53:35) FatherSpace: And you can ask Jen when she stops being a nubby AFKer.
(00:53:48) Bartimaeus: Well, she's currently mad at me, so no can do.
(00:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(00:54:50) Ozzapoo: ...Wth?
(00:55:03) Ozzapoo: Why is she mad?
(00:55:26) Hillo: (including unclosable sites)
(00:55:33) Hillo: chrome can close it
(00:55:34) Hillo: lol
(00:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care, O.o
(00:55:42) Ozzapoo: ....
(00:55:46) Ozzapoo: So can opera
(00:55:51) Bartimaeus: If it can't be closed in every single browser, than it's unclosable.
(00:55:56) Ozzapoo: But normal people understand the meaning
(01:00:34) Hillo: http://zyncmmm.ace.st/profile.f​orum?mode=viewprofile&u=15
(01:00:35) Hillo: wutt
(01:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:01:03) Bartimaeus: Yeah, been a moderator for there for a while.
(01:01:10) Hillo: Nordom.W@gmail.com for email.
AIM: Lypoximaeus
MSN: BartimaeusWhynn@gmail.com
Yahoo: Ptolemaeus@rocketmail.com
XMPP: Bartimaeus@jabster.pl/
(01:01:20) FatherSpace: AHAHAHA
(01:01:22) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:01:27) Bartimaeus: XD
(01:01:28) FatherSpace: LYPOXIMAEUS!!
(01:01:30) Hillo: stalking is fun
(01:01:34) Hillo: Ptolemaeus
(01:01:35) Hillo: ...
(01:01:37) Hillo: ptolemaios
(01:01:59) Bartimaeus: Ptolemaeus, Bartimaeus, Lypoximaeus, Lux, Nordom are all names I have used, ._.
(01:02:09) Ozzapoo: Nordom....w?
(01:02:13) Ozzapoo: What's with the w?
(01:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:02:16) Hillo: Lux0r?
(01:02:25) Bartimaeus: Not Luxor. Just Lux.
(01:02:30) Hillo: Nodrom
(01:02:31) Bartimaeus: l2google, Ozzapoo
(01:02:32) Hillo: omg
(01:02:33) Hillo: you play dota
(01:02:35) FatherSpace: Lex Luthor?
(01:02:37) FatherSpace: Was that you?
(01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:02:53) Hillo: admit it
(01:02:54) Bartimaeus: Also, no, I don't. DotA sucks.
(01:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:03:15) Hillo: not dota played have you
(01:03:24) Bartimaeus: I HAVE played it.
(01:03:31) Hillo: 1 game?
(01:03:34) Bartimaeus: Actually, it doesn't suck. Not really.
(01:03:54) Bartimaeus: It's definitely not a perfect game, but it's good. Unfortunately, the player base is what wrecks it.
(01:03:59) Bartimaeus: Nope, I've played it a few times.
(01:04:11) Bartimaeus: I still like EotA better, though.
(01:04:37) FatherSpace: Speaking of games that suck, Banjo Kazooie?
(01:04:47) Bartimaeus: Which one?
(01:04:49) Hillo: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
(01:05:01) FatherSpace: ALL OF THEM
(01:05:09) Bartimaeus: Well, that's your opinion.
(01:05:14) Bartimaeus: Feel free to be entitled to it.
(01:05:25) FatherSpace: I'm just trying to make you rage or something anyway.
(01:05:36) Hillo: post rickroll
(01:05:42) 2Pac: Night guys.
(01:05:47) Bartimaeus: Good night, Bushido.
(01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:05:54) Hillo: remember to wake up at 6.30
(01:06:17) 2Pac: I'm not pyro nor an alcoholic, .
(01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:08:43) Bartimaeus: Is Nordom a real name, anyways?
(01:08:47) ChatBot: 2Pac kirjautui ulos (Aikakatkaisu).
(01:09:32) Bartimaeus: http://www.historycentral.com/Bi​o/people/Sihanouk.html
(01:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus: lol, well, there was one guy at least with that name
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus:
(01:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:10:11) Hillo: lypoximaeus
(01:10:13) Hillo: ..
(01:10:25) FatherSpace: The name is also in Planescape... Name thief.
(01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:10:40) Bartimaeus: (15:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:10:55) FatherSpace: Yeah, but I didn't read that.
(01:11:00) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:01) FatherSpace: So HA!!
(01:11:04) Bartimaeus: Anyways, I picked it because it was the only real sounding name, and I liked the character.
(01:11:07) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(01:11:19) Hillo: (01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:11:27) FatherSpace: (18:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:11:31) Bartimaeus: (15:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:11:34) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:36) FatherSpace: (18:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:37) Hillo: wutt
(01:11:42) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:52) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:11:54) FatherSpace: (18:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:12:00) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:03) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:12:07) Bartimaeus: Woops.
(01:12:08) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:13) Bartimaeus: (15:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:25) Hillo: (01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:32) Bartimaeus: (14:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(01:12:35) FatherSpace: (16:29:41) owner123: didnt know that
(01:12:41) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:12:42) Bartimaeus: (14:26:15) Kryptonyte: Lies.
(01:12:59) Hillo: (00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(01:13:08) FatherSpace: (16:14:51) matchai: ur mom?
(01:13:14) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:15) Bartimaeus:
(01:13:26) Hillo: (00:34:3 FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(01:13:41) FatherSpace: (17:14:07) Hillo: go away
(01:13:41) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:13:46) Hillo: (00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(01:13:55) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:57) FatherSpace: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:13:59) Hillo: (00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:10) Bartimaeus: (14:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care.
(01:14:19) FatherSpace: (17:44:4 Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(01:14:21) Hillo: (00:43:0 owner123: ...
(01:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:14:32) Ozzapoo: NOW.
(01:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:14:41) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:47) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:14:50) Bartimaeus:
(01:14:58) Hillo: (00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(01:14:59) FatherSpace: (17:23:57) Bartimaeus: Tsk tsk tsk.
(01:15:14) Hillo: (00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(01:15:26) Bartimaeus: (14:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(01:15:38) Hillo: (00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:15:49) Ozzapoo: (10:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:15:50) Hillo: (00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(01:16:13) Bartimaeus: (14:31:32) Bartimaeus: says the racist.
(01:16:16) Bartimaeus: LOL WOOPS
(01:16:19) Bartimaeus: Haha, said that to myself.
(01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:16:42) FatherSpace: (16:18:29) Ozzapoo: Haha
(01:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:01) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:17:17) FatherSpace: (16:17:00) Ozzapoo: Obey me or die die die!
(01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:17:25) Ozzapoo: (10:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:26) Bartimaeus: O.o
(01:17:32) FatherSpace: We totally should stop, then.
(01:17:54) Bartimaeus: (16:17:00) Bartimaeus: Obey me or die die die!
(01:18:10) Ozzapoo: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:23) Bartimaeus: (09:11:5 Bartimaeus: Proceed.
(01:18:34) FatherSpace: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(01:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(01:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:18) Hillo: (01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:20) FatherSpace: (17:30:39) Bartimaeus: Eating Jews? ._.
(01:19:27) Hillo: (01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:19:32) Bartimaeus: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:19:35) Hillo: (00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(01:19:48) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:19:55) Hillo: (01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.

07/22/2010 9:22 PM (#1449) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, www.wc3edit.net

iamsopro1: hi fatherspace
FatherSpace: Sod off.

07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).

12/18/2009 8:03 AM by Bartimaeus (#1426) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(2009.12.17 - 22:55:57) Bartimaeus: Well, I'm going to bed. It's been a nice chat guys - feel free to say crap behind my back while I'm gone; you guys probably do, anyways.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:03) Bartimaeus:
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:08) Black-Hole: Na
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:14) Black-Hole: That only ozza
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:19) Bartimaeus: Heh.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:32) Black-Hole: You dislike me and yet im the only one that dosnt make mean statements about you
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:35) Ozzapoo: Cya
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:44) Ozzapoo: Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:02) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:15) Ozzapoo: Let's say bad shit behind his back XD
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:21) Black-Hole: You can :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:16) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:37) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:39) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:41) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:43) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:44) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:46) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:48) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:53) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Bartimaeus: And Ozzapoo? I'm always watching.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:58) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:59) Black-Hole: hi bart
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:02) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:08) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:13) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:18) Black-Hole: That was funny
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:29) Black-Hole: Hes watching you Ozza!
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:41) Kelvingts: Bart is standing beside me
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:50) ChatBot: Black-Hole is now known as (Aardvark).
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:52) (Aardvark): :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:57) (Aardvark): Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:22) (Aardvark): Haha ozzas all quiet now..
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:42) Kelvingts: He was scared.

One comment

11/29/2009 1:15 AM (#1419) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

(11:23:57) xkiska: OMFG LANAYA U MADE ME DIE WITHOUT SAVING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE U THE KITTEN WAS ABOUT TO GET A BIG KITTEN AND GET A WIFE SO STFU U DUMBDFUCK KTHX, I RLLY WANTED THAT KITTEN GO TO HELL U STUPID DUMBASS WHO IS A FUCKING LOWLIFE MOFO, SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B.