BASH your life!

11/16/2007 5:44 AM (#18) | Rating: -1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a one star rating!-1 | Click here to give a three star rating!-1 | Click here to give a four star rating!-1 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

12/18/2009 11:08 PM by Bartimaeus (#1429) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

009.12.18 - 14:03:33) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /afk
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:36) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /Away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:38) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /away
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:41) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /brb
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:43) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /dnd
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:45) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /cry
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:47) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /sad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:51) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /mad
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:52) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /error
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:56) ChatBot: Error: Missing username.
(2009.12.18 - 14:03:59) (Aardvark): ...

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01/06/2011 0:46 AM (#1474) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on , Agrizilla

<a href="http://googleniums.com">google</a> best google sites

01/31/2009 11:34 PM (#72) | Rating: 21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a one star rating!21 | Click here to give a three star rating!21 | Click here to give a four star rating!21 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human: hy
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.

11/07/2007 6:49 PM (#2) | Rating: -7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a three star rating!-7 | Click here to give a four star rating!-7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

07/11/2007 04:51:51 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 04:52:10 *Xantan is dying
07/11/2007 04:52:32 *Xantan quit (timeout)
07/11/2007 06:12:32 *weirdone2 joins General chat
07/11/2007 06:13:36 *weirdone2 tells xantan if you'r dieing up the smoke intake, you'll be better in no time. ;)
07/11/2007 06:43:25 *jund joins General chat
07/11/2007 07:05:48 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 07:07:10 *Xantan thinks weirdone2 is a noob
07/11/2007 07:09:14 *jund r u forgot or wat ?
07/11/2007 07:50:23 *jund quit (timeout)
07/11/2007 08:30:16 *Xantan still thinks weirdone2 is a noob
07/11/2007 08:30:20 *Xantan quit
07/11/2007 09:09:23 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 11:22:39 *JJ2197 joins General chat
07/11/2007 11:24:52 *JJ2197 Finds it funny how Weirdone critizies how JJ spells weird... but Weirdone himself spells everything wrong such as dieing... which is really actually dying...*

01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD

11/09/2010 1:15 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1469) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(19:13:52) Bartimaeus: I love how you type every second right after Jen and I keep ending up quoting you instead of her.

*For those of you who don't get it, Bart NEVER calls someone by their real name :O. This was an accomplishment.

12/12/2007 10:43 PM (#34) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Diana Mnatsakanyan, public radio Armenia

It is impossible to fake anything during the Eurovision. All calculations are made by a German company.

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating: -2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a three star rating!-2 | Click here to give a four star rating!-2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon

President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.