BASH your life!

11/30/2009 11:06 PM (#1423) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(14:04:43) UndeadxAssassin: I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor o_o..

06/26/2011 9:36 PM (#1491) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(00:01:27) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Nuuby
(00:01:2 ChatBot: Nuuby has been logged out (Kicked).
(00:01:31) ChatBot: Ban of user Nuuby revoked.
(00:01:33) magicianx126: ???
(00:01:36) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: Anyone can do it!
(00:01:50) syle222: even me?
(00:01:55) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, try it
(00:01:56) ChatBot: syle222 logs out of the Chat.
(00:01:57) Hobbeskiller: yea
(00:02:00) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(00:02:05) ChatBot: magicianx126 logs out of the Chat.
(00:02:06) UndeadxAssassin: I am such a troll ;_;
(00:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: TWO
(00:02:11) UndeadxAssassin: !

10/15/2012 7:28 PM (#1509) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(22:26:37) UndeadxAssassin: If you changed your user group to refrigerator users, would you be able to game it back?

05/10/2008 5:47 PM (#58) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, starting message of aMule SVN

This version is a testing version, updated daily, and we give no warranty it won't break anything, burn your house, or kill your dog. But it *should* be safe to use anyway.

01/09/2010 9:35 AM by Dekar (#1433) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

(09:31:23 AM) ozzapoo: -.-
(09:31:57 AM) ozzapoo: My dad thought it would be fun to try out a random frige he found on the street
(09:32:05 AM) ozzapoo: it broke our power circuit.
(09:32:20 AM) ozzapoo: lol
(09:32:22 AM) Dekar: lol
(09:32:25 AM) Dekar: EPIC
(09:32:26 AM) Dekar: :D
(09:32:29 AM) ozzapoo: OH GOD
(09:32:32 AM) ozzapoo: PLEASE DONT PUT THIS ON OB

07/28/2010 4:21 AM (#1454) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(22:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: Lanoob should leave if he likes men ;o.
(22:20:10) ChatBot: Lanaya has been logged out (Timeout).

12/29/2007 6:41 AM by Xantan (#39) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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28/12/2007 21:37:44 * Georgemots quit (timeout)
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28/12/2007 22:01:16 ‹Georgemots› :-#
29/12/2007 00:49:21 * Ozzapoo joins General chat
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29/12/2007 04:19:27 ‹Masterstitch› [-o>
29/12/2007 04:20:05 ‹Masterstitch› =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<
29/12/2007 04:20:21 ‹Masterstitch› now that looks cool
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29/12/2007 04:20:56 ‹Masterstitch› i love smilys
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29/12/2007 04:23:37 ‹Masterstitch› srry if this is annoying to anyone
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29/12/2007 04:24:51 ‹Masterstitch› [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o>[-o> [-o>
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29/12/2007 05:39:23 ‹Xantan› wtf is that supposed to be?
29/12/2007 05:39:27 ‹Xantan› some kind of magic jesus?
29/12/2007 05:39:29 ‹Xantan› lol.

12/02/2007 9:40 AM (#24) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, Xantan + Cal Lord

[00:30] 50.cal.lord: hey mitch
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hey
[00:33] ҖάπΨΛŋ: sup
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: nothing much siting here being pissed off waiting till 7 am so i can go to the pharmacy to get some stuff to get rid of crabs
[00:34] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: dude this shit is worse then chicken pocs man its like 10 times worse
[00:34] 50.cal.lord: fucking itchy as hell
[00:36] 50.cal.lord: stay away from weird ponany it will get you in trouble every time
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:36] ҖάπΨΛŋ: lol
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: it fucking isnt funny if you had crabs you wouldnt be laughing i swear to go
[00:37] 50.cal.lord: god
[00:37] ҖάπΨΛŋ: LOL

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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11/07/2007 6:28 PM (#1) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

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01/11/2007 11:51:54 ‹LEvoo› bit.h
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01/11/2007 11:52:05 ‹LEvoo› mother
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01/11/2007 11:52:38 ‹LEvoo› suck
01/11/2007 11:52:41 ‹LEvoo› dick
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01/11/2007 12:11:11 ‹Georgemots› lol
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01/11/2007 17:49:33 ‹LEvoo› OMG
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01/11/2007 19:55:24 ‹weirdone2› Got something on your mind levoo? :P
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01/11/2007 21:11:57 ‹Xantan› lol