BASH your life!

09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you

Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...

11/08/2007 11:22 PM (#9) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, WC3edit Chat

20:13:46 * Xantan joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:42:36 * nevo joins General chat
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:01 ‹nevo› bla
08/11/2007 21:45:02 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:03 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:05 ‹nevo› hmm
08/11/2007 21:45:07 ‹nevo› lets see
08/11/2007 21:45:13 ‹nevo› who could get it be who spams?
08/11/2007 21:45:17 ‹nevo› oh wait1
08/11/2007 21:45:19 ‹nevo› its Nevo1
08/11/2007 21:45:20 ‹nevo› :P
08/11/2007 22:01:47 ‹Xantan› hi
08/11/2007 22:01:49 ‹Xantan› i was gon
08/11/2007 22:01:51 ‹Xantan› gone*
08/11/2007 22:01:55 ‹Xantan› sup
08/11/2007 22:18:29 ‹nevo› nm u?
08/11/2007 22:18:41 ‹Xantan› drugs
08/11/2007 22:18:47 ‹Xantan› got music going
08/11/2007 22:18:48 ‹Xantan› and playin wc3
08/11/2007 22:18:50 ‹Xantan› and
08/11/2007 22:18:53 ‹Xantan› nachos
08/11/2007 22:18:57 ‹nevo› :twisted:
08/11/2007 22:18:59 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:37 ‹nevo› hey Xantan, how would you feel if i asked you to get married with me? :mrgreen:
08/11/2007 22:19:50 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:55 ‹Xantan› I'd say somethin like
08/11/2007 22:20:01 ‹Xantan› thats pretty ****ed up in the head, nevo ;]

01/19/2013 9:01 PM (#1515) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(14:48:19) Bartimaeus: I really need to get a new mouse...I hate not being able to highlight, or select multiple things, or drag-dropping anything, or not double click when I really just clicked once...
(14:49:01) UndeadxAssassin: Why would you want to double click when you really just clicked once?
(14:53:06) Bartimaeus: "I hate not being able to not double click things when I really just clicked once"
(14:53:33) UndeadxAssassin: Nope
(14:53:36) UndeadxAssassin: You set up a series
(14:53:39) UndeadxAssassin: with the verb being
(14:53:46) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to.. "
(14:54:12) UndeadxAssassin: So everything that comes after that follows the same verb.
(14:54:18) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to...highlight"
(14:54:22) UndeadxAssassin: not being able to...select multiple things
(14:54:41) UndeadxAssassin: Hrm.
(14:54:44) UndeadxAssassin: Shut up.

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

5 comments

12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH

Things went downhill from there.

04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007

(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/​forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-H​onor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.

One comment

12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat

23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast

03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva

Another explanation for the rise in food allergy is introduction of foods too early in an infant’s diet, before the immune system is mature enough to handle them. <a href="http://www.formspring.me/adonisec">online pharmacy viagra cialis</a>

07/22/2010 9:27 PM (#1450) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, fatherspace = meen

FATHERSPACE IS MEEN

HE TOLD ME TO SOD OFF :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

One comment