BASH your life!
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11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
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04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007
(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-Honor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.
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01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.
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07/13/2012 0:20 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1499) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
(18:17:22) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies these days, I've noticed. :o
(18:17:45) Ken: I'm sorry you can't spell.
(18:18:10) AbusivePie: O.o
(18:18:27) AbusivePie: apologizes :o
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: No one really apologies SINCERELY these days, I've noticed.
(18:18:31) Bartimaeus: :o
(18:18:43) Ken: He did it again.
(18:18:54) AbusivePie: Apologies is just the plural form of apology o.o
(18:18:59) Bartimaeus: Who did what again?
(18:19:04) AbusivePie: Should be
(18:19:07) Bartimaeus: omg
(18:19:16) Ken: Like, omg.
(18:19:17) Bartimaeus: I have no idea why I keep writing it that way, o.o
(18:19:30) UndeadxAssassin: I almost choked reading that twice.
(18:19:32) AbusivePie: No one really gives sincere apologies these days
(18:19:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(18:19:41) Ken: Don't choke, Jen.
(18:19:47) AbusivePie: CHOKE
(18:20:04) UndeadxAssassin: I apologies to you, Bart, but this is going on OpenBash
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11/09/2010 1:15 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1469) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(19:13:52) Bartimaeus: I love how you type every second right after Jen and I keep ending up quoting you instead of her.
*For those of you who don't get it, Bart NEVER calls someone by their real name :O. This was an accomplishment.
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02/03/2011 4:28 AM (#1478) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(2011.02.02 - 21:17:32) Dekar: did you know you could play snake on youtube videos?
(2011.02.02 - 21:17:41) UndeadxAssassin: wat
(2011.02.02 - 21:17:52) Dekar: hold arrow left and press arrow up
(2011.02.02 - 21:18:44) Dekar: while playing a youtube video
(2011.02.02 - 21:20:18) UndeadxAssassin: HOLY SHIT
(2011.02.02 - 21:22:11) Dekar: I died -.-
(2011.02.02 - 21:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: How did you figure this out o.o
(2011.02.02 - 21:26:19) Dekar: read it somewhere in the comments
(2011.02.02 - 21:26:49) UndeadxAssassin: epic
(2011.02.02 - 21:27:25) Dekar: I guess I should have made up something more interesting - like I was drunk and puked onto my keyboard and suddenly I saw dots moving O.o
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11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network
11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot
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11/07/2007 7:29 PM (#3) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat
25/08/2007 04:21:02 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Who the hell are you? XD
25/08/2007 04:21:08 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:10 *weirdone2 the pron master
25/08/2007 04:21:13 <JJ2197> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:17 <]SouL][ReapeR[> Oh... right..
25/08/2007 04:21:21 <Xantan> [19:19] GoldBladedScythe: Am I missing something here or were you jsut lazy?
25/08/2007 04:21:30 <Xantan> yeah
25/08/2007 04:21:33 <]SouL][ReapeR[> o_o
25/08/2007 04:21:35 <Xantan> noob =/
25/08/2007 04:21:37 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HAXX0RZ
25/08/2007 04:21:42 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:21:43 <]SouL][ReapeR[> HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THE AIMZORZ? XD
25/08/2007 04:22:06 <JJ2197> What?
25/08/2007 04:22:09 <weirdone2> o.0'
25/08/2007 04:22:14 <JJ2197> AIMZORZ
25/08/2007 04:22:15 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm just trying to be stupid. Forget it.
25/08/2007 04:22:18 <Xantan> [19:17] GoldBladedScythe: YOU DRUG ADDICT! XD
25/08/2007 04:22:30 <]SouL][ReapeR[> I'm surprised this chat is even used o_O
25/08/2007 04:22:38 <Xantan> its not really
25/08/2007 04:22:40 <Xantan> lol
25/08/2007 04:22:42 <]SouL][ReapeR[> weirdone, gimme pr0n. NOW.
25/08/2007 04:23:01 <weirdone2> why should i?
25/08/2007 04:23:14 <]SouL][ReapeR[> You're the pron master, jackass.
25/08/2007 04:23:27 <weirdone2> (.)(.) simply enuf for ya?
25/08/2007 04:23:32 <Xantan> lolllllllll
25/08/2007 04:23:33 <Xantan> busted
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11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)
(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.
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12/18/2009 5:58 AM (#1425) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat - Bartimaeus
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:36) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Ozzapoo: HELLO BART
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:55) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:58) Ozzapoo: I made one of my own
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:06) Ozzapoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOUh1mMNZY
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SJDFSDJFS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:52) Ozzapoo: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:05) Ozzapoo: MY INTERNET IS GETTING UPGRADES
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:49) Black-Hole: WOW, Show some Maturity ROFL Jk
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:11) Ozzapoo: it's hard to show maturity when your internet usage just gets upgraded by 100%
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:13) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:14) ChatBot: Bartimaeus has been logged out (Timeout).
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:24) Black-Hole: By Bart...
(later)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:33) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:34) Ozzapoo: 65gb -> 125gb
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:36) Bartimaeus: I heard that.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:38) Bartimaeus: >.>
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:40) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:44) Ozzapoo: uh...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:45) Black-Hole: HAHA
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:46) Ozzapoo: no you didnt (deletes insult message)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:53) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Ozzapoo: so...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:00) Ozzapoo: how you doin'?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:05) Ozzapoo: damn it to hell, you copied it!?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:06) Bartimaeus: Fine, fine, lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:09) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:11) Bartimaeus: Of course.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:14) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Ozzapoo: this better not be going on openbash..
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Black-Hole: Sorry, Couldent contain the Laughter :p
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:29) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:33) Bartimaeus: That's a brilliant idea.
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