BASH your life!
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07/15/2010 12:43 AM (#1447) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #blender, irc.freenode.net
<Akaishi> curse these inexplicably floppy joints!
<Akaishi> I guess I just figured a constraint called a "rigid body joint" would be more... rigid.
<Krylar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
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08/04/2013 3:53 AM (#1525) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(22:51:12) UndeadxAssassin: Practice makes merfect ;o
(22:51:14) UndeadxAssassin: uh
(22:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: perfect*
(22:51:35) UndeadxAssassin: You can see I don't give afvice often ;o
(22:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: ^ Point proven
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02/08/2008 2:35 AM (#48) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
Why cheat dota when you can just stop playing it altogether?
Its a shit game anywa
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12/02/2007 9:52 AM (#25) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, msn talking to cal lord again, god he whines lolzzzz
[00:46] ҖάπΨΛŋ: http://en.open-bash.org/index.php?id=5
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: thats cheap xantan
[00:49] ҖάπΨΛŋ: hahaa
[00:49] 50.cal.lord: come on dude delete it please i thought we were friends
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05/28/2010 1:22 PM by Ozzapoo (#1445) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(9:23:32 PM) dekar@jabber.ccc.de: victor likes gay colors
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06/10/2009 1:40 AM by Dekar (#82) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<toad_> which is yet another reason why freenet sucks on laptops ... :|
<gerard_> :p
<gerard_> the more lightweight the better
<toad_> so i spent a year making freenet work worse on the type of computer that is dominant and will be overwhelmingly dominant soon
<toad_> :|
<dekar_> strike the "on laptops" :P
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11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.
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01/15/2010 0:46 AM by Bartimaeus (#1437) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, ...P.S. My dad was a little drunk. XD
So, here I was...playing computer. My dad randomly asks me if I want to hear a joke. So, I'm like, yeah, sure. Here's the joke:
Dad: Right, so there's this guy with a glass eye. He's a very self-conscious person, and he doesn't like the fact that everyone knows it's a fake eye. His one eye goes over this way...and then the glass eye just goes all around. And people make fun of him for it.
Dad: So, he goes to his doctor, and tells him, "Doctor, I just HATE this glass eye. People make fun of it ALL the time." Doctor says, "Well...there is a way that we could replace it...the only thing would be that it's wood."
Dad: They do the surgery, get it replaced...etc, and it goes well. Immediately afterwards, the guy goes partying. He's dancing and stuff, and he's pleased because nobody can tell it's a fake. Then he sees this lady, who is sitting all alone. He notices that one of her legs is wooden, and then feels bad, because he can relate. So he walks up to the lady, and asks her if she would dance with him.
Lady: "Would I..!"
Guy: "Well, fuck you, peg-leg!"
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10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious
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11/29/2009 5:12 AM by Dekar (#1422) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net chat
(05:01:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: My name's white. I feel so naked.
(05:01:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:01:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See when you got cheater status, you feel..
(05:01:25) Bartimaeus: I could make you pink...
(05:01:32) ]SouL][ReapeR[: That
(05:01:33) ]SouL][ReapeR[: is awesome.
(05:01:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch them be jealous of it though
(05:01:43) Bartimaeus: But I unfortunately don't have permission.
(05:01:45) Bartimaeus: ...
(05:01:47) ]SouL][ReapeR[: :(
(05:02:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: In any case, when you're a cheater, you be wearing that $200 jeans man
(05:03:09) ]SouL][ReapeR[: When you're a mod, you..
(05:03:09) Bartimaeus: ...what about admin?
(05:03:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Play God.
(05:03:24) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:33) Bartimaeus: Done that - what else?
(05:03:40) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get all the ladies
(05:03:48) Bartimaeus: I'm asexual.
(05:03:51) Bartimaeus: -.-
(05:03:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Hot
(05:03:55) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:03:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get a mirror
(05:03:58) Bartimaeus: What?
(05:04:02) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: a $8000 mirror
(05:04:10) Bartimaeus: ...being an admin is starting to sound really sucky.
(05:04:13) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:04:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well
(05:04:23) ]SouL][ReapeR[: You get
(05:04:28) ]SouL][ReapeR[: um
(05:04:45) Bartimaeus: Hm.
(05:04:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well the better question is
(05:04:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: what don't you get?
(05:04:51) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:04:56) Bartimaeus: Well, what DO I get?
(05:05:00) Bartimaeus: Then I'll know.
(05:05:04) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Rights to talk to Dekar.
(05:05:11) Bartimaeus: I had that before.
(05:05:14) Bartimaeus: ._.
(05:05:19) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well no one else does
(05:05:21) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I don't even have that
(05:05:24) Bartimaeus resigns.
(05:05:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Notice how he's silent
(05:05:29) ]SouL][ReapeR[: The moment I exit chat
(05:05:33) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:36) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He will explode with stories about how he wanted me gone
(05:05:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because he wanted to tell stories.
(05:05:41) Bartimaeus: ...so if I were to...say...kick you..?
(05:05:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar will be like
(05:05:49) ]SouL][ReapeR[: FINALLY
(05:05:53) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:05:53) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Wall of text
(05:05:58) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then the moment I log back on he afks
(05:06:05) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:39) ChatBot: Dekar logs out of the Chat.
(05:12:43) ChatBot: Dekar logs into the Chat.
(05:12:44) ]SouL][ReapeR[: See
(05:12:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(05:12:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:12:49) Bartimaeus: wb, Dekar
(05:12:50) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He logged back on
(05:12:52) Dekar: still not gone -.-
(05:12:52) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Not even speaking
(05:12:55) Dekar is afk
(05:12:58) Bartimaeus: XD
(05:12:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: SEE
(05:13:05) Bartimaeus: Haha.
(05:13:20) Bartimaeus: I love how you twisted his words into an entirely new meaning, XD
(05:13:37) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Watch him
(05:13:39) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar is back
(05:13:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: when I exit
(05:13:46) Bartimaeus: ...
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