BASH your life!

05/10/2008 5:47 PM (#58) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, starting message of aMule SVN

This version is a testing version, updated daily, and we give no warranty it won't break anything, burn your house, or kill your dog. But it *should* be safe to use anyway.

01/22/2009 8:00 PM (#71) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Human:/wrists
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: about commiting suicide
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about commiting suicide.
Human: do you like commiting suicide?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: have you tried so far?
ALICE: Do you think I should try it?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: what is that supposed to mean?
ALICE:" Ayuh." means exactly what it says.
Human: so Ayuh I guess?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

11/09/2010 1:15 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1469) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(19:13:52) Bartimaeus: I love how you type every second right after Jen and I keep ending up quoting you instead of her.

*For those of you who don't get it, Bart NEVER calls someone by their real name :O. This was an accomplishment.

12/29/2007 6:41 AM by Xantan (#39) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net chat

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28/12/2007 22:01:16 ‹Georgemots› :-#
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29/12/2007 04:19:27 ‹Masterstitch› [-o>
29/12/2007 04:20:05 ‹Masterstitch› =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D< =D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<=D<
29/12/2007 04:20:21 ‹Masterstitch› now that looks cool
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29/12/2007 04:20:56 ‹Masterstitch› i love smilys
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29/12/2007 04:23:37 ‹Masterstitch› srry if this is annoying to anyone
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29/12/2007 05:39:23 ‹Xantan› wtf is that supposed to be?
29/12/2007 05:39:27 ‹Xantan› some kind of magic jesus?
29/12/2007 05:39:29 ‹Xantan› lol.

11/26/2007 1:29 AM (#20) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

Yeah... I dunno why, but I told my dad about me writing a book the other day. Told him what the main character says, as he begins neutral. He says "Welcome to the days of everlasting hell..." and yeah... My dad flipped. I don't get it, what's with people and the word Hell?

06/15/2013 3:26 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1523) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit

(23:21:56) Bartimaeus: I'm a Twilight Princess

11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat

       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
       [Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
    [Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
     [Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
     [Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
      [3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
    [Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
      [3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
       [Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
      [3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
    [Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
      [3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
       [Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
      [3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...    
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:     
    [Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
       [Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD

11/08/2007 11:22 PM (#9) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, WC3edit Chat

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08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:00 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:01 ‹nevo› bla
08/11/2007 21:45:02 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:03 ‹nevo› blah
08/11/2007 21:45:05 ‹nevo› hmm
08/11/2007 21:45:07 ‹nevo› lets see
08/11/2007 21:45:13 ‹nevo› who could get it be who spams?
08/11/2007 21:45:17 ‹nevo› oh wait1
08/11/2007 21:45:19 ‹nevo› its Nevo1
08/11/2007 21:45:20 ‹nevo› :P
08/11/2007 22:01:47 ‹Xantan› hi
08/11/2007 22:01:49 ‹Xantan› i was gon
08/11/2007 22:01:51 ‹Xantan› gone*
08/11/2007 22:01:55 ‹Xantan› sup
08/11/2007 22:18:29 ‹nevo› nm u?
08/11/2007 22:18:41 ‹Xantan› drugs
08/11/2007 22:18:47 ‹Xantan› got music going
08/11/2007 22:18:48 ‹Xantan› and playin wc3
08/11/2007 22:18:50 ‹Xantan› and
08/11/2007 22:18:53 ‹Xantan› nachos
08/11/2007 22:18:57 ‹nevo› :twisted:
08/11/2007 22:18:59 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:37 ‹nevo› hey Xantan, how would you feel if i asked you to get married with me? :mrgreen:
08/11/2007 22:19:50 ‹Xantan› lol
08/11/2007 22:19:55 ‹Xantan› I'd say somethin like
08/11/2007 22:20:01 ‹Xantan› thats pretty ****ed up in the head, nevo ;]

12/18/2009 11:08 PM by Bartimaeus (#1429) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

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11/24/2007 10:41 PM (#19) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life

your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter

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