BASH your life!

10/21/2010 7:42 AM (#1465) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web

(08:38:50) CoSmOSaiNt: :19:30) FatherSpace: So, get any weird PMs?
(00:19:52) Bartimaeus: Yeah, from Cosmo.
(00:20:01) FatherSpace: Forward to me ploz?
(00:20:10) Bartimaeus: Why? ._.
(00:20:20) FatherSpace: I wanna see what he said.
(00:20:35) Bartimaeus: But why?
(00:20:47) FatherSpace: No particular reason...
(00:21:34) Bartimaeus: Give me a reason, and I'll do it.
(00:21:37) Bartimaeus: A reason that doesn't suck, though.
(00:22:36) FatherSpace: Hm... I convinced him you were black, and insisted that comments he made would offend you since you happen to read logs, and thus he should PM you an apology or something.
(00:22:57) FatherSpace: And by convinced, I mean told.
(00:23:24) Bartimaeus: Hahaha, excellent reason.
(00:23:27) Bartimaeus: I'm forwarding the PM.
(00:23:40) FatherSpace: <3
(08:38:52) CoSmOSaiNt: that FUCK STICK!!!
(08:38:53) CoSmOSaiNt: GRRRRRR
(08:39:14) GeorgeMots: rofl
(08:39:19) CoSmOSaiNt: dude im pissed
(08:39:24) CoSmOSaiNt: OMGHHHHH
(08:39:26) CoSmOSaiNt: @#Q$@#$!#@$#$
(08:39:30) CoSmOSaiNt: and wow
(08:40:06) CoSmOSaiNt: my god
(08:40:07) CoSmOSaiNt: im so pissed
(08:40:52) CoSmOSaiNt: im going to smite that jerry fuck

01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD

11/24/2011 12:00 AM (#1496) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network

11:46:07 AM lenarddanziger518: im so bored.. wanna chat?
11:46:58 AM Dekar: who are you anyway?
11:47:07 AM lenarddanziger518: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?
11:47:31 AM Dekar: are you a spambot? what's 3 + 5?
11:47:39 AM lenarddanziger518: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
11:49:10 AM Dekar: nice try bot

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a three star rating!128 | Click here to give a four star rating!128 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

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04/20/2013 2:19 AM (#1521) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

open-bash.org: immortalizing moments of Jen being wrong and me being right since late 2007

(21:12:48) Bartimaeus: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/​forums/read/7.406182-Razer-Will-H​onor-90-Percent-Coupon-Codes
(21:14:12) UndeadxAssassin: If only I had heard of that earlier :o
(21:14:18) Bartimaeus: I know! :|
(21:14:28) Bartimaeus: Would've gotten one of everything. ;o
(21:14:34) Bartimaeus: and then sold most of it
(21:14:53) UndeadxAssassin: It says they're only doing your first item purchase o.o
(21:14:55) UndeadxAssassin: lrn2reed
(21:15:05) Bartimaeus: I thought it was one of each item purchased, o.o
(21:15:22) Bartimaeus: "Razer won't honor multiple unit orders made with the code, but will allow customers who placed them to buy one of each item ordered."
(21:15:24) Bartimaeus: lrn2reed
(21:15:28) UndeadxAssassin: ur face.

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on Web, wc3edit.net Madara is a newfag

(12:23:01) zablex: ▲
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(12:23:09) zablex:
(12:23:20) ChatBot: zablex leaves the channel.
(12:23:30) UndeadxAssassin: Noob can't triforce.
(12:23:33) UndeadxAssassin: What a newfag ;o
(12:23:44) owner123: I can haz triforce
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(12:23:46) owner123: Lol
(12:23:52) UndeadxAssassin: No, more fail.
(12:23:54) owner123:
(12:24:04) owner123: Ok ill really triforce.
(12:24:13) owner123: Here
~▲~
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(12:24:19) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right.
(12:24:20) UndeadxAssassin: More fail.
(12:24:23) owner123: !|
(12:24:36) owner123: omg
~▲
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(12:24:39) owner123: PERFECT
(12:24:41) owner123: There
(12:24:44) 2Pac: back
(12:24:45) UndeadxAssassin: Still too far right.
(12:24:47) owner123: Omg
(12:24:55) owner123: Here
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(12:24:56) UndeadxAssassin: Newfags can't triforce .
(12:24:58) owner123: Grr
(12:25:00) UndeadxAssassin: Too far left.
(12:25:03) owner123: You try it then
(12:25:05) owner123: !
(12:25:30) owner123: HERE
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(12:25:33) owner123: GOT IT
(12:25:38) ChatBot: zablex enters the channel.
(12:25:43) UndeadxAssassin: lol. Yes. That was good.
(12:25:47) UndeadxAssassin:
(12:25:48) UndeadxAssassin: Mine's better.
(12:25:49) zablex:
..▲
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(12:25:51) UndeadxAssassin: .
(12:25:51) owner123: Lol
(12:25:52) owner123: Lol
(12:25:59) UndeadxAssassin: Too far right!
(12:26:00) owner123: Zablek, too far right
(12:26:22) ChatBot: Madara logs into the Chat.
(12:26:26) zablex: wha?
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(12:26:27) 2Pac: tri-forcing?
(12:26:32) owner123: Good
(12:26:34) owner123: That was good
(12:26:45) owner123:
(12:26:50) Madara: Spamalot
(12:26:55) owner123: Yes.
(12:27:35) Madara: ☺
(12:27:41) Madara: ☻
(12:27:43) zablex: go away!
..▲
▲.▲
(12:27:43) owner123: ☺
(12:27:51) owner123: ☺
(12:27:53) owner123: ☻
(12:27:55) Madara: ♥
(12:27:55) owner123: •
(12:27:55) UndeadxAssassin: Nooo.
(12:27:57) owner123: ◘
(12:28:00) owner123: ♦
(12:28:02) Madara: ♦♣♠•◘○
(12:28:04) owner123: ♠
(12:28:05) UndeadxAssassin: The triangle on the bottom left is too far left now!
(12:28:16) owner123: ☺☻♥♣♠♦•◘
(12:28:18) owner123: IWIN
(12:28:28) zablex: i go practice tri forcing XD
(12:28:33) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(12:28:33) Madara: lol
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(12:28:35) owner123: lol
(12:28:37) Madara: fail D:<
(12:28:37) owner123: lol
(12:28:40) UndeadxAssassin: Epic.
(12:28:41) zablex: heh
(12:28:44) Madara: ..▲
▲.▲
(12:28:47) Madara: whops
(12:28:48) UndeadxAssassin: More epic.
(12:28:49) owner123: LOL
(12:28:49) zablex: or maybe...
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(12:28:51) Madara: LOL
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▲.▲
(12:28:54) UndeadxAssassin: Noope.
(12:28:56) UndeadxAssassin: nope.
(12:29:01) UndeadxAssassin: Both fail!
(12:29:08) owner123: Madara's is oksy
(12:29:09) owner123: okay*
(12:29:12) 2Pac: yeah
(12:29:19) 2Pac: a bit to right though
(12:29:20) zablex: we fail uh? lets see how u do it :@
(12:29:21) UndeadxAssassin: No, the bottom left is too far left!
(12:29:32) UndeadxAssassin: Or the whole thing is too far right like Pac said
(12:29:35) owner123: Okay
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(12:29:41) owner123: Thats how I do it
(12:29:42) zablex: oh
(12:29:42) Madara: fail
(12:29:43) Madara: Lol
(12:29:46) owner123: Nah
(12:29:47) zablex: no
(12:29:49) owner123: Better than yours
(12:29:50) owner123: Madara
(12:29:51) zablex: its perfect
(12:29:56) Madara: nope
(12:29:58) owner123: madara ownt
(12:29:58) Madara: its not perfect
(12:30:02) owner123: Yup
(12:30:05) Madara: ...
(12:30:11) Madara: do u see how the above one is far to the right?
(12:30:12) UndeadxAssassin: Game time
(12:30:13) UndeadxAssassin: afk
(12:30:13) owner123: ok THIS is perfect
(12:30:16) owner123:
(12:30:18) 2Pac: Metallica - King Nothing
(12:30:23) 2Pac: hax.
(12:30:25) 2Pac: omg.
(12:30:28) Madara: .

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(12:30:31) Madara: Thats
(12:30:33) Madara: Perfect
(12:30:33) owner123: Failfail
(12:30:35) owner123: Failfailfail
(12:30:36) Madara: So STFU
(12:30:36) zablex: nope
(12:30:37) zablex:
(12:30:46) owner123: Top one too far right
(12:30:46) Madara: yup
(12:30:46) owner123:
(12:30:51) 2Pac: yeap
(12:31:03) owner123: Looks like Madara is a newfag
(12:31:04) owner123:
(12:31:05) Madara: how is it to far to the right?
(12:31:19) owner123: Because its too far right
(12:31:21) owner123: ...
(12:31:23) Madara: Lol?
(12:31:27) Madara: are u blind?
(12:31:31) zablex: ..▲
.▲ ▲
(12:31:31) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:33) owner123: Are you.
(12:31:38) zablex: uh wrong
(12:31:40) Madara: Nope its perfect then
(12:31:47) owner123: Nope.
(12:31:51) owner123: Yours is bad madara
(12:31:56) Madara: btw saying im newfag is saying krypt is newfag
(12:31:59) zablex: ok so umm...

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(12:31:59) Madara: Lol
(12:32:07) Madara: newfag zablex
(12:32:07) owner123: Lol
(12:32:17) owner123: Madara youre more of a newfag
(12:32:22) zablex: ..▲
.▲▲
(12:32:22) Madara: i copied it from krypt nub
(12:32:26) zablex: hehe i fail
(12:32:29) 2Pac: fail
(12:32:29) owner123: Nope
(12:32:30) 2Pac:
(12:32:30) zablex: im not a new fag
(12:32:34) owner123: Yes
(12:32:41) Madara: .

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(12:32:47) Madara: its frikin perfect >>
(12:32:47) owner123: Far right.
(12:32:49) owner123: A little
(12:32:50) zablex: stfu!

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(12:32:52) 2Pac: looks okay...
(12:33:01) owner123: Zab's is perfect
(12:33:07) zablex:

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(12:33:10) Madara: far to the right Lol
(12:33:11) zablex: kek xD
(12:33:13) Madara: now Left
(12:33:13) owner123: Left
(12:33:15) owner123:
(12:33:17) Madara: ccc
(12:33:17) zablex: oh maybe
(12:33:29) zablex: lawl

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(12:33:33) zablex: nah
(12:33:48) 2Pac: I'mma play Wolfenstein. Keep tri-forcing!!!
(12:33:59) Madara: ima play warcraft :<
(12:34:03) Madara: stop triforcing newfags
(12:34:19) owner123: I think youre the newfag around here
(12:34:31) owner123: BEAT THIS

(12:34:36) zablex: lawl... i get it

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(12:34:43) owner123: Nice
(12:34:44) owner123: Perfect
(12:34:49) zablex: yup
(12:35:02) owner123: Gonna put this on open-bash.org
(12:35:03) owner123:
(12:35:10) owner123: with the title Madara is a newfag
(12:35:27) Madara: btw call krypt a newfag then as i said i copied it from his sig
(12:35:45) Madara: fail more owner
(12:35:51) 2Pac: http://en.open-bash.org/ ftw!
(12:35:55) owner123: Lol how do I fail?
(12:36:03) owner123: And stop talking trying to copy >.<
(12:36:06) Madara: u called kryptonyte a newfag Lol

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12/16/2007 5:18 PM (#36) | Rating: -9 | Click here to give a one star rating!-9 | Click here to give a one star rating!-9 | Click here to give a three star rating!-9 | Click here to give a four star rating!-9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ

Pagani ‎(17:13):
inet on?
LCKain ‎(17:16):
yes
LCKain ‎(17:17):
lol

12/18/2009 10:52 PM by Bartimaeus (#1428) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(2009.12.18 - 13:49:46) lichistheman: Are you german?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:50) lichistheman: Or do you speak German?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:58) Bartimaeus: ...No, I'm American. And nope.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:08) UndeadxAssassin: ...

(she deletes the two previous messages)

(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) lichistheman: Darn, well, can you still get on mumble?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) UndeadxAssassin: I'm half drunk again
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:13) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) UndeadxAssassin: I meant brother*
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:22) Bartimaeus: I don't have Mumble.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:27) lichistheman: Get it?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:36) Bartimaeus: lol Undead
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:38) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's brother?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:47) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:0 UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:51) lichistheman: DAMIT
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:55) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that.
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:04) UndeadxAssassin: Posts are deleted for a reason!
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:06) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your patronage, Undeadx.