BASH your life!

09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net

(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you

Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...

09/24/2012 2:49 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1502) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

(22:46:55) Nastasha: I have a vagina = I know nothing
(22:47:19) Bartimaeus: o.o
(22:47:38) Bartimaeus: How would people even know...
(22:47:59) Bartimaeus: This may be a little sexist, but I assume everyone is male until directly stated otherwise.

03/15/2013 0:51 AM (#1518) | Rating: 17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a one star rating!17 | Click here to give a three star rating!17 | Click here to give a four star rating!17 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, freenode/##stm32

<dongs> HAI LETS TAKE PROCESSOR PACKAGE WITH 100 PINS AND THEN PUT IT IN TARDUINO FORM FACTOR AND ONLY BREAK OUT LIKE 12 PINS FROM THAT.
<dongs> WONDERFUL IDEA
<zyp> good morning
<emeb> what a senseless waste of I/O
<dongs> fucking asshole.
<dongs> s.
<dongs> #stm32 #arduino #rage #morning
<dongs> </tweet>
<dekar__> dongs, don't chip manufacturers do the same by putting an IC in a small package and only bonding some of the pins?
<emeb> dekar__: but usually they have the decency to charge you less for it. :)
<dekar__> emeb, you're mistaking artificial market segmentation for decency :P
<emeb> dekar__: looks the same on the outside.

08/04/2013 3:53 AM (#1525) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(22:51:12) UndeadxAssassin: Practice makes merfect ;o
(22:51:14) UndeadxAssassin: uh
(22:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: perfect*
(22:51:35) UndeadxAssassin: You can see I don't give afvice often ;o
(22:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: ^ Point proven

01/30/2011 3:50 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1477) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: He has to go burn someone
(21:48:12) Bartimaeus: Hurf crematorium -> pier makes no sense, @_@
(21:48:16) UndeadxAssassin: Then release ashes into sea
(21:48:23) UndeadxAssassin: Sure it does!
(21:48:26) Nuuby: my grandmother wished for her ashes to be scattered in the ocean durr
(21:48:27) UndeadxAssassin: You just need to follow XD
(21:48:32) Nuuby: see bart is wols >:
(21:48:33) UndeadxAssassin: See?
(21:48:38) Bartimaeus: I see. What was the hurf for?
(21:48:41) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:48:45) Bartimaeus: lol
(21:48:47) Bartimaeus: What does wols mean?
(21:48:48) UndeadxAssassin: The name of the Crematorium..?
(21:48:53) Nuuby: meh bart you should have asked whats wols
(21:48:55) UndeadxAssassin: REad it backwards, Bart :D
(21:49:02) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(21:49:05) Nuuby: wols indeed
(21:49:10) UndeadxAssassin: Yupyup.
(21:49:11) Bartimaeus: Sometimes I hate you guys.
(21:49:16) Bartimaeus: >.>
(21:49:16) Nuuby: XD
(21:49:20) UndeadxAssassin: XD

11/07/2007 6:49 PM (#2) | Rating: -7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a one star rating!-7 | Click here to give a three star rating!-7 | Click here to give a four star rating!-7 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

07/11/2007 04:51:51 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 04:52:10 *Xantan is dying
07/11/2007 04:52:32 *Xantan quit (timeout)
07/11/2007 06:12:32 *weirdone2 joins General chat
07/11/2007 06:13:36 *weirdone2 tells xantan if you'r dieing up the smoke intake, you'll be better in no time. ;)
07/11/2007 06:43:25 *jund joins General chat
07/11/2007 07:05:48 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 07:07:10 *Xantan thinks weirdone2 is a noob
07/11/2007 07:09:14 *jund r u forgot or wat ?
07/11/2007 07:50:23 *jund quit (timeout)
07/11/2007 08:30:16 *Xantan still thinks weirdone2 is a noob
07/11/2007 08:30:20 *Xantan quit
07/11/2007 09:09:23 *Xantan joins General chat
07/11/2007 11:22:39 *JJ2197 joins General chat
07/11/2007 11:24:52 *JJ2197 Finds it funny how Weirdone critizies how JJ spells weird... but Weirdone himself spells everything wrong such as dieing... which is really actually dying...*

12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL

(later)

(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...

Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail

10/08/2012 1:03 AM (#1507) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: Everything is racist to you :|
(20:00:52) UndeadxAssassin: If I said hi to Miget first, you'd call it racist.
(20:00:58) UndeadxAssassin: If I don't say hi to you, that's racism!
(20:01:12) UndeadxAssassin: If I say ur face looks as good as your taste in music, that's racism!
(20:01:15) UndeadxAssassin: game started
(20:01:19) UndeadxAssassin: Gonna be racist elsewhere.
(20:01:22) Bartimaeus: ...that's racist

03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD

09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f1​5/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#​p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.