BASH your life!

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

One comment

11/07/2007 9:28 PM (#5) | Rating: 88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a three star rating!88 | Click here to give a four star rating!88 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

[21:02] ¯\\(O_o)/¯Robber-Boi: The thing is u could just ask for it before and i would have done it because im a friend of urs. already
[21:02] Dekar: yeah yeah
[21:02] Dekar: as the rest of the world
[21:03] Dekar: there are only 2 kinds of people, those who love me and those who want to smash my face with a rusty iron rod!

08/19/2008 0:18 AM (#63) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, sdfsdf

The news that television footage of the fireworks shown outside the stadium at the Beijing Olympic opening ceremony were computer generated fakes has spread online in the last 48 hours, but the latest news will be an even bigger shock: the 7 year old girl singing (China’s version of Nikki Webster) was not only miming, but the voice played wasn’t hers.

Chen Qigang, the General Music Designer of the Opening Ceremony, revealed that the voice everyone heard singing at the Opening Ceremony was actually a pre-recording of another child, Yang Peiyi, a student of the Attached Primary School of Beijing University at Zhongguancun on a television interview, according to a report at China Digital Times.

This is the translated transcript

Chen Qigang: The first condition was that the director wants the image to be very cute. We selected about ten children… Then we had to choose one from those who had a good image who can sing well…

We chose one ten-year-old child, whose voice was really good. All the rehearsals were using her singing… In the end the director thought her image was not the most appropriate, she was a little too old… so regrettably, we had to let her go.

Then, as we chose another singer, the standard was that she needs to be seven years old. Lin Miaoke (林妙可) was one of them, another was Yang Peiyi (杨沛宜), and there were others.

Then we went to the Central People’s Radio Station to do the recording…

Finally we made the decision that the voice we would use was Yang Peiyi’s.

TV Host: Yang Peiyi?
林妙可~北京奥运会开幕式上演唱《歌唱祖国》的小女孩
[via Apture]

Chen Qigang: Yes.

…The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feelings, and expression.

Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects. But in the aspect of voice, Yang Peiyi (杨沛宜) is flawless, in each member of our team’s view.

TV Hostess: … So the one in front of camera is Lin Miaoke, but the voice [we heard] is from Yang Peiyi?

Chen Qigang: Yes. This was a last minute decision, we had to do it. We had been through several inspections,they were all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were spectators from various divisions, especially leader(s) from the the Politburo, who gave the opinion: It must change. This is to say, we had no choice.

… We have a responsibility to face the audience of the whole country, to give this explanation. Everyone should understand this in this way: this is in the national interest. It is the image of our national music, national culture. Especially the entrance of our national flag, this is an extremely important, extremely serious matter. Then we made such a choice. I think it is fair to both Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi.

That is to say, we have a perfect voice (in our team’s view), and a perfect image and representation, two combined together.

…But as far as Lin Miaoke is concerned, since we have two recordings - one from Lin Miaoke, another from Yang Peiyi - and their voices are not too different, so when Lin Miaoke was singing, she may not have realized that was not her own voice.

04/29/2011 6:06 AM (#1486) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:55:42) Bartimaeus: Hi, Jen.
(19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: Gai Vart
(19:55:54) UndeadxAssassin: Bai Hart
(19:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: Hai Bart
(19:56:10) UndeadxAssassin: Hey I got it ;o

11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)

(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.

06/08/2009 1:38 AM (#80) | Rating: 14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a one star rating!14 | Click here to give a three star rating!14 | Click here to give a four star rating!14 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #gnunet on freenode

<dekar> How does the search in gnunet work? Does it flood the whole network like gnutella1? or is there any instance that keeps track of the files? The DHT is only peer discovery and not used for the search right?
<grothoff1> DHT is used for non-anonymous search.
<grothoff1> Otherwise, flooding, but not exactly gnutella-style.

07/03/2008 11:30 PM by Dekar (#60) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

*We were discussing whether we should speak english or german in chat...
‹Dekar› So what? someone else could join O.o
‹King-Bushido› then i'll use the /kick command and we can talk :D
‹Dekar› kick ftw :D

10/04/2012 8:12 PM (#1506) | Rating: 9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a one star rating!9 | Click here to give a three star rating!9 | Click here to give a four star rating!9 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, BGN chat

(14:56:22) Bartimaeus: So...Jen owns me?
(14:56:35) reborn2956: I like to think so.

09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f1​5/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#​p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.

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Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile