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08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD
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12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat
23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast
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11/24/2007 10:41 PM (#19) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life
your brains are made of kitty litter not even bitch litter
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06/12/2009 4:46 AM by Dekar (#84) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #freenet
<Colours> :( I cheated and moved /dev/random and linked /dev/random to /dev/urandom
<Colours> this probably makes me a terrible person
<mrsteveman1> yep
<mrsteveman1> alsa isn't that big
<mrsteveman1> i hear last time someone hacked random to point to urandom, tux visited his house
<mrsteveman1> it wasn't pretty
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11/09/2010 1:15 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1469) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat
(19:13:52) Bartimaeus: I love how you type every second right after Jen and I keep ending up quoting you instead of her.
*For those of you who don't get it, Bart NEVER calls someone by their real name :O. This was an accomplishment.
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12/18/2009 10:52 PM by Bartimaeus (#1428) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:46) lichistheman: Are you german?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:50) lichistheman: Or do you speak German?
(2009.12.18 - 13:49:58) Bartimaeus: ...No, I'm American. And nope.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:08) UndeadxAssassin: ...
(she deletes the two previous messages)
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) lichistheman: Darn, well, can you still get on mumble?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:11) UndeadxAssassin: I'm half drunk again
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:13) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) UndeadxAssassin: I meant brother*
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:22) Bartimaeus: I don't have Mumble.
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:27) lichistheman: Get it?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:36) Bartimaeus: lol Undead
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:38) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's brother?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:47) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.18 - 13:50:05) UndeadxAssassin: Are you Dekar's problem?
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:0 UndeadxAssassin: ...
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:51) lichistheman: DAMIT
(2009.12.18 - 13:50:55) UndeadxAssassin: Stop that.
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:04) UndeadxAssassin: Posts are deleted for a reason!
(2009.12.18 - 13:51:06) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your patronage, Undeadx.
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12/02/2007 10:08 AM (#27) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN, w/ xantan+cal lord again
50.cal.lord: I'm a complete homosexual faggot who inserts my own penis into young looking moose.
ҖάπΨΛŋ: wow, why the fuck would you even consider telling someone like me something like that? That is the most childish attempt at displaying boldness that I have ever seen. I hope you get psychological help asap.
50.cal.lord says: ~If you ever want to cyber, let me know.
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03/04/2011 1:03 AM (#1481) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on , Attellmavoiva
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11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol
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11/27/2007 4:08 AM (#22) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
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