BASH your life!

03/02/2011 9:26 AM (#1480) | Rating: 5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a one star rating!5 | Click here to give a three star rating!5 | Click here to give a four star rating!5 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
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08/30/2010 3:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1456) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

(21:47:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: What do you think of vegetarians? Are you one yourself?
(21:47:35) AbusivePie: I don't wear makeup
(21:47:37) Dekar: or naturally far too ugly anyway... *cough*
(21:48:03) UndeadxAssassin: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
(21:48:04) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(21:48:09) UndeadxAssassin: I forgot who said that, but I love it
(21:48:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Well then
(21:48:28) Dekar: do you eat honey?
(21:48:31) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll just assume you are one?
(21:48:38) AbusivePie: She is not o.o
(21:48:53) AbusivePie: Unless she has lied to me on over 50 accounts
(21:48:57) Dekar: eating animals kills far more plants btw
(21:49:18) AbusivePie: Unless you eat a cannibal cow
(21:49:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I'll tell you this very poorly put together story
(21:49:27) ]SouL][ReapeR[: But it is true
(21:49:28) Dekar: I guess
(21:49:30) ]SouL][ReapeR[: There's this guy
(21:49:42) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He goes to work one day, he decides to sit down with his Indian co-worker for some lunch one day
(21:49:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Now they're all vegetarians
(21:49:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: and he's eating his meat
(21:49:57) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They didn't exactly criticize his food choice
(21:50:02) ]SouL][ReapeR[: but they did talk about the morality of eating meta
(21:50:03) ]SouL][ReapeR[: meat
(21:50:04) UndeadxAssassin: If you eat an animal, that's one less animal to eat a plant ;o
(21:50:09) UndeadxAssassin: Then again, it's already dead anyway.
(21:50:12) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Then he realized, there's really no justification for eating meat.
(21:50:18) AbusivePie: Gotta get em while they are younge
(21:50:22) AbusivePie: young*
(21:50:25) ]SouL][ReapeR[: So instead, he decided to come up with a "compromise diet"
(21:50:34) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Basically, it's "revenge based"
(21:50:38) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He only eats meat that would eat him
(21:50:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Like he'd eat a gold fish
(21:50:48) ]SouL][ReapeR[: because they would eat you if they could
(21:50:51) ]SouL][ReapeR[: They just don't eat you because they can't
(21:50:57) Dekar: undead is depressing me -.-"
(21:50:59) ]SouL][ReapeR[: He doesn't eat bull, because there are no genuine raging bulls out there
(21:51:01) AbusivePie: Gold fish are carnivorous?
(21:51:03) UndeadxAssassin: :D.
(21:51:06) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Dekar, look at my sig.
(21:51:08) ]SouL][ReapeR[: =)
(21:51:14) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Apparently Gold fish are
(21:51:21) Dekar: :D
(21:51:41) ]SouL][ReapeR[: Actually my story was supposed to go somewhere but it ended up going nowhere
(21:51:46) ]SouL][ReapeR[: I forgot what I was supposed to say
(21:51:50) UndeadxAssassin: XD

03/01/2011 4:40 AM (#1479) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Bartville

(2010.01.20 - 21:09:56) Bartimaeus: Blabs, what's your opinion on the controversy of the banana?
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:23) blabs: really wtf are u on about
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:29) blabs: i have no idea
(2010.01.20 - 21:10:34) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:11) Bartimaeus: I have a banana that's a little under-ripe, and I'm hungry, right? Should I eat it now and enjoy not being as hungry, but suffer from it being under-ripe? Or should I wait until a later date that I might not be as hungry, yet enjoy it more because of it's better and matured taste?
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:43) Bartimaeus: Truly a dilemma.
(2010.01.20 - 21:11:57) blabs: mm ok eat it
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:07) blabs: rofl cant wait for anything
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:16) Bartimaeus: FatherSpace said that would be like drinking arsenic, but Kyubi said it would be O.K.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:26) blabs: take what u want when u can because it may never return
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:27) Bartimaeus: I can wait, but I might not be as hungry.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:43) Bartimaeus: Yeah, but I'm hiding it in my computer case.
(2010.01.20 - 21:12:46) Bartimaeus: So that's not a problem.
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:05) blabs: may i ask are u drunk
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:06) blabs: ?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:12) blabs: lmao
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:25) Bartimaeus: Not at all! Why would you think that, good sir?
(2010.01.20 - 21:13:40) blabs: ummmmmmmmm dont know
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:19) Bartimaeus: I'm just so very hungry, and very excited to eat this banana. But would it be better to wait? A question like this has not been asked in ages, I tell you.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:22) blabs: well waiting is good if u can i supose
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:33) Bartimaeus: Of course. I haven't eaten all day.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:48) Bartimaeus: I woke up this morning, decided to eat a banana, noticed it was a little green, and got busy with computer.
(2010.01.20 - 21:14:53) blabs: i just had a pie mm yum
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:17) Bartimaeus: Now it's been like 12 hours, and I still haven't eaten.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:25) Bartimaeus: It's still as green, unfortunately.
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:27) blabs: yeh me 2 when i got up i came online and cheated 10 maps
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:41) blabs: dont eat it then
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:46) blabs: wait
(2010.01.20 - 21:15:56) blabs: have a glass of water
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:06) blabs: u fell better for a while
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus: That's what I had earlier.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) Bartimaeus:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:15) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:20) Bartimaeus: No, I didn't even do that.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:25) Bartimaeus: Probably why I have a head-ache.
(2010.01.20 - 21:16:48) Bartimaeus: Okay, so I'll keep the banana in my computer case for two days.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:20) Bartimaeus: Thank you for your wisdom, great and wise Blabs, for I would surely would not have out-lived the day if not for your advice.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:39) Bartimaeus: Um.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:42) Bartimaeus: Lived the day, that is.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:49) Bartimaeus: Don't know why I said "out-lived", lol.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:53) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(2010.01.20 - 21:17:57) Bartimaeus: Yeah, out-lived is right.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:00) Bartimaeus: Right?
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:25) Bartimaeus: Tomorrow, I'll add a similar one to my case, as well.
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:52) blabs: omg failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:18:56) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:02) blabs: im lost
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:07) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:17) Bartimaeus: Where'd I lose you? lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:27) blabs: at the shop
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:35) Bartimaeus: Shop?
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:42) blabs: dont worrie
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:47) blabs: its kk
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:52) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm crazier than I think, I don't remember any shop.
(2010.01.20 - 21:19:57) blabs: keep it in your comp for 2 days
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:04) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:11) Bartimaeus: Alright, thanks.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:14) blabs: u a funny guy
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:18) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, it'll be more ripe by then.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:21) Bartimaeus: Hi, thanks, you too.
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:28) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:52) blabs: so how many like red guys are there
(2010.01.20 - 21:20:58) Kryptonyte: 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:02) Kryptonyte: Exactly 60.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:07) Bartimaeus: You know, keeping it in my case doesn't sound like the best idea right now. I mean, if I hit the power button tomorrow morning, the banana peel might conduct the electricy and fry my video card that my banana is sitting under.
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:29) blabs: rofl
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:34) Bartimaeus: electricity*
(2010.01.20 - 21:21:56) blabs: so there are 60 leaders idont think so
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:05) Bartimaeus: I could put it in my hardrive holder...
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:08) Kryptonyte: dude
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:10) Kryptonyte: it's the truth
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:11) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) blabs: really
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:14) Kryptonyte: 60 red guys
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:23) blabs: omg
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:27) Bartimaeus: Yeah, we have sixty admins if I remember, correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) blabs: admins are green
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:42) Bartimaeus: Most of them are lazy bums and never get on, but whatever.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:44) Bartimaeus: They're there.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:47) Bartimaeus: Nope, they're red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:48) blabs: and that arnt they
(2010.01.20 - 21:22:56) blabs: ohh ok
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) Bartimaeus: Green is moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:07) blabs: whats lanaya
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:08) Bartimaeus: See, I'm red.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) Bartimaeus: Blue is super moderator.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:14) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:19) blabs: ok kool
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:22) Bartimaeus: And then other red is Co-Admin.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:32) blabs: whats a cheaters colour
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:40) Bartimaeus: Purple, if I remember correctly.
(2010.01.20 - 21:23:45) blabs: nice
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:05) Bartimaeus: Most of them are homosexuals, if I recall correctly, so we needed a color to suit them. We asked what they wanted, and that's what they told us.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:13) Bartimaeus: So don't blame us.l
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:15) blabs: i hope to have a colour one day soon
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:29) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:40) blabs: white is to plane
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:43) blabs: pla
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:47) blabs: n*
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:49) Bartimaeus: Well, White/Black.
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:50) blabs: failz
(2010.01.20 - 21:24:54) blabs: yeh
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:35) Bartimaeus: Well....
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:42) blabs: so ok im off to cheat a map a woderfull map indeed
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:50) Bartimaeus: Okay, have fun.
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:56) blabs: why ty
(2010.01.20 - 21:25:58) blabs: u 2
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:06) blabs:
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:14) Bartimaeus: lol
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:18) Bartimaeus: I'm going to go read a book.
(2010.01.20 - 21:26:23) Bartimaeus: Before I fall over from exhaustion.

07/23/2010 9:16 PM (#1452) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

(23:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(23:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(23:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?

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01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating: 24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a one star rating!24 | Click here to give a three star rating!24 | Click here to give a four star rating!24 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!

10/05/2010 4:17 AM by Ozzapoo (#1460) | Rating: 15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a one star rating!15 | Click here to give a three star rating!15 | Click here to give a four star rating!15 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Wc3edit Chat

(13:15:44) UndeadxAssassin: BART GUESS WHAT I FOUND
(13:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: (17:50:18) Bartimaeus: love this song, love guys more though

07/22/2010 9:22 PM (#1449) | Rating: 19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a one star rating!19 | Click here to give a three star rating!19 | Click here to give a four star rating!19 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, www.wc3edit.net

iamsopro1: hi fatherspace
FatherSpace: Sod off.

06/15/2013 3:26 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1523) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit

(23:21:56) Bartimaeus: I'm a Twilight Princess

11/08/2007 11:27 PM (#10) | Rating: -11 | Click here to give a one star rating!-11 | Click here to give a one star rating!-11 | Click here to give a three star rating!-11 | Click here to give a four star rating!-11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, A Joke i told to my friend -Nevo

Daniel: you wanna hear a funny joke pavel?
Pavel: sure, go ahead
Daniel: okay, so their are 3 naked men sleeping beside each other
Pavel: O.o
Daniel: The one on the right of the middle guy wakes up and saids outloud "hmm, i felt someone was touching my penis...." The guy on the left of the middle guy overhears this information and saids "me to man!" The guy in the middle finally wakes up and saids "hey guys, i had the best dream, i was skiing!"
Pavel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/29/2009 1:12 AM (#1418) | Rating: 18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a one star rating!18 | Click here to give a three star rating!18 | Click here to give a four star rating!18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(16:06:48) xkiska: do u have a life?
(16:06:52) xkiska: uve been on for atleast 4 hours
(16:06:54) Tupac_Shakur: Yeah, we have a life.
(16:07:00) Tupac_Shakur: It's just weekend,
(16:07:04) xkiska: true
(16:07:11) Bartimaeus: It's Thanksgiving Weekend, ;p
(16:07:19) xkiska: ur not american tho, right?
(16:07:24) UndeadxAssassin: I have no friends to hand out with.
(16:07:24) Bartimaeus: I am.
(16:07:38) xkiska: i thought u were dekars brother
(16:07:42) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(16:07:45) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(16:07:45) Bartimaeus: LOLWUT
(16:07:50) Hillo: lol XD
(19:08:09) xkiska: oh why lanaya told me
(19:08:41) xkiska: she told me that dekar lived in like germany, and you guys lived in a house together, and were brothers