BASH your life!

10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat

(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.

12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: 11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a one star rating!11 | Click here to give a three star rating!11 | Click here to give a four star rating!11 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat

We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.

(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*

11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating: -10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a one star rating!-10 | Click here to give a three star rating!-10 | Click here to give a four star rating!-10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a three star rating!128 | Click here to give a four star rating!128 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

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12/08/2007 2:14 AM (#33) | Rating: -2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a one star rating!-2 | Click here to give a three star rating!-2 | Click here to give a four star rating!-2 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Real Life, General Spoon

President Bush, after being briefed that Iran had stopped its nuclear weapons program four years ago, pretends that nothing has changed.

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

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04/29/2011 6:06 AM (#1486) | Rating: 10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a one star rating!10 | Click here to give a three star rating!10 | Click here to give a four star rating!10 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(19:55:42) Bartimaeus: Hi, Jen.
(19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: Gai Vart
(19:55:54) UndeadxAssassin: Bai Hart
(19:56:07) UndeadxAssassin: Hai Bart
(19:56:10) UndeadxAssassin: Hey I got it ;o

11/25/2007 4:12 AM (#23) | Rating: 3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a one star rating!3 | Click here to give a three star rating!3 | Click here to give a four star rating!3 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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12/12/2007 10:43 PM (#34) | Rating: -18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a one star rating!-18 | Click here to give a three star rating!-18 | Click here to give a four star rating!-18 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Diana Mnatsakanyan, public radio Armenia

It is impossible to fake anything during the Eurovision. All calculations are made by a German company.

12/22/2007 10:58 PM by Dekar (#38) | Rating: 12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a one star rating!12 | Click here to give a three star rating!12 | Click here to give a four star rating!12 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, http://redscull.com/forum/

dove_kitty: you a bad man i dun likes you!
Dekar: I don't like you, too. :P