BASH your life!
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01/04/2011 4:37 PM by 2Pac (#1473) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(16:34:22) Dude: Haha, WAIT.....Processing.... UndeadxAssassin's a girl?
(16:34:28) Hillo: nope
(16:34:32) Hillo: she's just pretending to be a girl
(16:34:34) UndeadxAssassin: No?
(16:34:34) Dude: lucky...:|
(16:34:36) 2Pac: it's both
(16:34:36) UndeadxAssassin: ^
(16:34:40) 2Pac: :D
(16:34:42) 2Pac: WIN.
(16:34:44) Hillo: and 2pac is old
(16:34:45) UndeadxAssassin: Damnit Pac
(16:34:46) UndeadxAssassin: Damn
(16:34:47) UndeadxAssassin: it
(16:34:52) 2Pac: HARR
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05/28/2010 1:22 PM by Ozzapoo (#1445) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(9:23:32 PM) dekar@jabber.ccc.de: victor likes gay colors
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12/23/2012 4:53 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1513) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit chat
We were talking about showing our parents how well we did on tests and stuff.
(23:43:46) Bartimaeus: I never gave my mother any assignments I had except math ones, o.o
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: ...because she was the one that grades them?
(23:43:57) UndeadxAssassin: :o
(23:44:03) Bartimaeus: no...lol
(23:44:12) Bartimaeus: I was in pubic school until middle school...
(23:44:18) UndeadxAssassin: LOL
(23:44:20) Bartimaeus: rofl
(23:44:21) Bartimaeus: public*
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09/17/2010 2:09 AM by UndeadxAssassin (#1457) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat
(19:12:33) Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
(19:12:36) UndeadxAssassin: CONNECTION 403 AGAIN?!
(19:12:39) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:12:48) FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
(19:12:48) UndeadxAssassin: Bart that's so random o.o
(19:12:58) GeorgeMots: oh w/e lets troll
(19:13:02) UndeadxAssassin: xD
(19:13:07) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's more important ;o
(19:13:21) Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
(19:13:27) Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
(19:13:28) UndeadxAssassin: o.o
(19:13:45) GeorgeMots: how old is she?
(19:13:52) UndeadxAssassin: Older than Bart ;o
(19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:13:58) AbusivePie: Are kidnappings common in Germany?
(19:14:00) AbusivePie: Wtf
(19:14:00) UndeadxAssassin: wut
(19:14:06) AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
(19:14:09) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(19:14:10) UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
(19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:14:17) AbusivePie: My brother is 24
(19:14:23) UndeadxAssassin: I saw that coming.
(19:14:25) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:14:29) Bartimaeus: Sure, but that doesn't make up for her...fiery...personality.
(19:14:33) AbusivePie: He said Jen was around his age o.o
(19:14:38) UndeadxAssassin: I don't think George cares ;o
(19:14:40) AbusivePie: But i dunno how he knows how old you are...
(19:14:47) Bartimaeus: By sure, I mean I'm her brother and I'm entitled to say it.
(19:14:48) Bartimaeus: :P
(19:15:08) AbusivePie: You are entitled to say she is cute?
(19:15:11) Bartimaeus: so that's not saying I'm not asexual.
(19:15:13) GeorgeMots: Its not really a problem the personality
(19:15:20) Bartimaeus: Sure, if someone asks.
(19:15:23) Bartimaeus: On the internet.
(19:15:25) AbusivePie: O.o
(19:15:29) AbusivePie: Bart are you cute?
(19:15:30) UndeadxAssassin: George, you depress me.
(19:15:31) Bartimaeus: Actually, on the internet, I should probably say she looks like an ogre or something.
(19:15:43) GeorgeMots: :D
(19:15:52) UndeadxAssassin: And yet, I totally saw it coming.
(19:15:59) UndeadxAssassin: You should hook up with Dekar's sister!
(19:16:10) GeorgeMots: Dekar has a sister????
(19:16:13) AbusivePie: I hear she gets people wet
(19:16:18) GeorgeMots: Nice
(19:16:23) UndeadxAssassin: She got Dekar wet ;o
(19:16:25) Bartimaeus: Yeah, Lanaya, GeorgeMots.
(19:16:28) UndeadxAssassin: ew
(19:16:41) UndeadxAssassin: Don't make fun of Dekar like that ;o
(19:17:01) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:17:04) Bartimaeus: K, she wasn't kidnapped.
(19:17:09) FatherSpace: Hooray!
(19:17:11) caiocarv: hello
(19:17:13) AbusivePie: Good to hear o.o
(19:17:13) FatherSpace: Anyway, I'm quoting you, Bart.
(19:17:16) Bartimaeus: I guess.
(19:17:22) Bartimaeus: On what, FatherSpace?
(19:17:31) FatherSpace: (19:13:56) Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
(19:17:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:17:45) GeorgeMots: :P
(19:17:55) AbusivePie: Jen, was your age ever correct on this site?
(19:18:07) UndeadxAssassin: "(21:22:43) Dekar: there was this drunk guy going postal with some garden water sprinkler - totally wetting my sister
(21:22:51) Dekar: and some others I didn't care about
(21:23:01) Dekar: what did she do? come over and hug me
(21:23:14) lichistheman: I smell incest.
(21:23:34) Dekar: incest? she just made me totally wet XD"
(19:18:15) UndeadxAssassin: George is interested ;o
(19:18:28) UndeadxAssassin: Uh
(19:18:30) UndeadxAssassin: Mehbe
(19:18:31) FatherSpace: I'm tempted to add an extra line from George.
(19:18:40) UndeadxAssassin: I've been 21 since I've been on here o.o
(19:18:43) FatherSpace: (19:14:15) GeorgeMots: is she cute?
(19:18:43) Bartimaeus: I thought his real sister hated him.
(19:18:53) AbusivePie: ehh my brother said it showed you as 24 ;o
(19:18:56) GeorgeMots: I could say something about wet but dekar would ban me
(19:19:00) Bartimaeus: And was insane, like his mom,
(19:19:01) AbusivePie: like 2 years ago
(19:19:17) GeorgeMots: @fs: i dont mind, it would be funny
(19:19:24) FatherSpace: Right.
(19:19:31) ChatBot: caiocarv logs out of the Chat.
(19:19:46) ChatBot: caiocarv logs into the Chat.
(19:19:47) FatherSpace: ONE QUOTE, TWO HUMOUROUS BITS! IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!
(19:19:53) UndeadxAssassin: I should find you the picture of her that he posted ;o
(19:19:54) AbusivePie: Bart's sister is too young for me
(19:20:03) UndeadxAssassin: Not for George xD
(19:20:15) GeorgeMots: 14 and more is good
(19:20:21) AbusivePie: >.>
(19:20:34) Bartimaeus: I have a TF2 scrim in an hour. Blargh.
(19:20:40) AbusivePie: I'm guessing there is no statutory rape in Greece
(19:20:41) FatherSpace: Bart's sister is old enough for me, but I'm taken. And Bart would skullfuck me.
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: So, George, you interested in Dekar's sister?
(19:20:44) UndeadxAssassin: ;o
(19:20:46) UndeadxAssassin: I have her pic
(19:20:58) Bartimaeus: lol
(19:21:02) GeorgeMots: send it
(19:21:06) UndeadxAssassin: WARNING! |cFF000080ESB uses a name spoofer.
(19:21:09) UndeadxAssassin: damnit banlist
(19:21:12) AbusivePie: lol
(19:21:15) GeorgeMots: lol
(19:21:16) UndeadxAssassin: http://forum.wc3edit.net/main-f15/quit-it-already-t18570-40.html#p132813
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:32) GeorgeMots: ...
(19:21:39) caiocarv: Hello guys
(19:21:40) GeorgeMots: i prefer that alien lanny posted
(19:21:42) Bartimaeus: LOL.
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11/10/2007 4:17 AM (#13) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on IRC
I can't hear you over the roar of how AWESOME I am. -Bartimaeus, now known as Selvanus.
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12/18/2009 8:03 AM by Bartimaeus (#1426) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.17 - 22:55:57) Bartimaeus: Well, I'm going to bed. It's been a nice chat guys - feel free to say crap behind my back while I'm gone; you guys probably do, anyways.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:03) Bartimaeus:
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:08) Black-Hole: Na
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:14) Black-Hole: That only ozza
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:19) Bartimaeus: Heh.
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:32) Black-Hole: You dislike me and yet im the only one that dosnt make mean statements about you
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:35) Ozzapoo: Cya
(2009.12.17 - 22:56:44) Ozzapoo: Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:02) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:15) Ozzapoo: Let's say bad shit behind his back XD
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:21) Black-Hole: You can :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:16) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:37) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:39) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:41) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:43) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:44) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:46) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:48) ChatBot: Black-Hole rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:53) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Black-Hole: hmm
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:55) Bartimaeus: And Ozzapoo? I'm always watching.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:58) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 22:57:59) Black-Hole: hi bart
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:02) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:08) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:13) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:18) Black-Hole: That was funny
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:29) Black-Hole: Hes watching you Ozza!
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:41) Kelvingts: Bart is standing beside me
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:50) ChatBot: Black-Hole is now known as (Aardvark).
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:52) (Aardvark): :p
(2009.12.17 - 22:58:57) (Aardvark): Lol
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:22) (Aardvark): Haha ozzas all quiet now..
(2009.12.17 - 22:59:42) Kelvingts: He was scared.
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01/09/2010 9:40 AM by Dekar (#1434) | Rating:  Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(02:01:55 AM) Dekar: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Pickle.jpg
(02:02:00 AM) Dekar: looks nasty XD
(02:02:04 AM) ozzapoo: OH
(02:02:06 AM) ozzapoo: YUCK
(02:02:14 AM) ozzapoo: *close*
(02:02:21 AM) ozzapoo: *wipe screen*
(02:02:23 AM) Dekar: XD
(02:02:40 AM) Dekar: that's how they look
(02:02:46 AM) Dekar: taste fine though
(02:03:25 AM) Dekar: depends though - there are several types, some uber hot, some really salty
(02:03:29 AM) ozzapoo: O.o
(02:03:45 AM) ozzapoo: i'm amazed at how ppl make these foods
(02:03:54 AM) ozzapoo: like, how people invented them
(02:04:05 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, I think i'll just leave this vegetable in a jar of vinegar for ages.
(02:04:17 AM) ozzapoo: Oh, now it looks disgusting, let's eat it!
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09/06/2012 0:35 AM (#1500) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net
(19:19:22) UndeadxAssassin: I mean take a knife and move it as fast as you can towards your hand
(19:19:40) ahmedhisham: ok
(19:19:53) ahmedhisham: thanks for you
Admins just aren't what they used to be anymore...
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12/18/2009 5:58 AM (#1425) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat - Bartimaeus
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:36) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Ozzapoo: HELLO BART
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:55) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:58) Ozzapoo: I made one of my own
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:06) Ozzapoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOUh1mMNZY
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SJDFSDJFS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:52) Ozzapoo: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:05) Ozzapoo: MY INTERNET IS GETTING UPGRADES
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:49) Black-Hole: WOW, Show some Maturity ROFL Jk
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:11) Ozzapoo: it's hard to show maturity when your internet usage just gets upgraded by 100%
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:13) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:14) ChatBot: Bartimaeus has been logged out (Timeout).
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:24) Black-Hole: By Bart...
(later)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:33) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:34) Ozzapoo: 65gb -> 125gb
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:36) Bartimaeus: I heard that.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:38) Bartimaeus: >.>
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:40) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:44) Ozzapoo: uh...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:45) Black-Hole: HAHA
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:46) Ozzapoo: no you didnt (deletes insult message)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:53) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Ozzapoo: so...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:00) Ozzapoo: how you doin'?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:05) Ozzapoo: damn it to hell, you copied it!?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:06) Bartimaeus: Fine, fine, lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:09) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:11) Bartimaeus: Of course.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:14) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Ozzapoo: this better not be going on openbash..
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Black-Hole: Sorry, Couldent contain the Laughter :p
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:29) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:33) Bartimaeus: That's a brilliant idea.
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12/18/2009 8:29 AM by Bartimaeus (#1427) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(2009.12.17 - 23:20:58) Bartimaeus: See ya', guys.
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:01) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs out of the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:05) Ozzapoo: Cya
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:06) (Aardvark): Cause Pluto dosnt travel in a normal Patturn around the Sun like the other plannets its traveling suggests its being pulled by the planet nearest it
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:14) Ozzapoo: Now im relatively certain bart's not coming back
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:23) Ozzapoo: So let's talk shit about him!
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:31) (Aardvark): You can!
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:32) kiwwi93: lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:39) (Aardvark):
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:41) Ozzapoo: Ok
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:44) Ozzapoo: ..
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:47) Ozzapoo: Bart sucks! XD
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:51) kiwwi93: yeah ill stay away from that
(2009.12.17 - 23:21:55) (Aardvark): Lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:15) (Aardvark): I wana see bart come back into the chat right now!
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:22) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:23) Bartimaeus: A fool to the end, are we, Ozzapoo? Heheh. That'll catch up with you sooner or later.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:24) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:28) Ozzapoo: WHAT THE FUCK.
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:35) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:37) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:38) (Aardvark): ROFl
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:39) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:43) kiwwi93: HAHAHA lol
(2009.12.17 - 23:22:56) Ozzapoo: I HATE YOU
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:03) (Aardvark): I love you to ozza :p
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:10) Bartimaeus: Hopefully, this'll be the last time I have to come in here. I would be VERY disappointed otherwise, Ozzapoo.
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:18) (Aardvark): Bart
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:28) Bartimaeus: Good sir, yes?
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:33) (Aardvark): Were you somehow watching the chat?
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:37) Ozzapoo: That implies somebody is telling you I'm saying bad things about you ;O
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:37) (Aardvark): ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:46) Bartimaeus: How can I be watching the chat? I logged off.
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:53) (Aardvark): :/
(2009.12.17 - 23:23:54) Bartimaeus: Unless I'm kiwwi. Think about that.
:D
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