BASH your life!

02/05/2013 2:42 AM (#1516) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(20:41:40) UndeadxAssassin: I'M LOVE YOU, BART.

01/19/2013 9:01 PM (#1515) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(14:48:19) Bartimaeus: I really need to get a new mouse...I hate not being able to highlight, or select multiple things, or drag-dropping anything, or not double click when I really just clicked once...
(14:49:01) UndeadxAssassin: Why would you want to double click when you really just clicked once?
(14:53:06) Bartimaeus: "I hate not being able to not double click things when I really just clicked once"
(14:53:33) UndeadxAssassin: Nope
(14:53:36) UndeadxAssassin: You set up a series
(14:53:39) UndeadxAssassin: with the verb being
(14:53:46) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to.. "
(14:54:12) UndeadxAssassin: So everything that comes after that follows the same verb.
(14:54:18) UndeadxAssassin: "not being able to...highlight"
(14:54:22) UndeadxAssassin: not being able to...select multiple things
(14:54:41) UndeadxAssassin: Hrm.
(14:54:44) UndeadxAssassin: Shut up.

01/02/2011 6:50 PM (#1472) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

(16:31:28) Hillo: I'm board
(16:32:08) UndeadxAssassin: You wood be o.o.

12/08/2009 11:05 PM by Dekar (#1424) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, chat.wc3edit.net

(22:49:50) Hillo: I wonder when sc2 is coming out...
(22:51:52) Dekar: 2012
(22:52:04) Dekar: 5 minutes before the world ends
(22:52:38) FatherSpace: Or 5 minutes before it doesn't end?
(22:52:44) Hillo: korea and chinese industry comes to a sudden stop
(22:52:55) Dekar: :D
(22:53:08) Hillo: and dekar
(22:53:09) Dekar: like japanese did when monster hunter portable 2nd G came out
(22:53:14) Hillo: didn't you read about it
(22:53:29) Hillo: some german doctor or something proved that 2012 was miscalculated
(22:53:42) Dekar: who cares :P
(22:53:50) FatherSpace: Or some Aztec, Mayan or w/e people who explicitly said it was a load of crap?
(22:53:51) Dekar: it's about the mystique
(22:53:58) Hillo: and the movie
(22:55:16) Dekar: I have proof it will end! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
(22:55:52) FatherSpace: I hate you.
(22:55:57) Dekar: XD
(22:57:40) Hillo: is it rickroll?
(22:58:00) Dekar: nope worse
(22:58:31) FatherSpace: It's boxxyy.

12/18/2009 5:58 AM (#1425) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat - Bartimaeus

(2009.12.17 - 20:51:36) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:44) Ozzapoo: HELLO BART
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:55) Black-Hole: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:51:58) Ozzapoo: I made one of my own
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:06) Ozzapoo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOUh1mMNZY
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SJDFSDJFS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FS
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: FSDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:50) Ozzapoo: SDF
(2009.12.17 - 20:52:52) Ozzapoo: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:05) Ozzapoo: MY INTERNET IS GETTING UPGRADES
(2009.12.17 - 20:53:49) Black-Hole: WOW, Show some Maturity ROFL Jk
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:11) Ozzapoo: it's hard to show maturity when your internet usage just gets upgraded by 100%
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:13) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:14) ChatBot: Bartimaeus has been logged out (Timeout).
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:54:24) Black-Hole: By Bart...

(later)

(2009.12.17 - 20:55:33) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:34) Ozzapoo: 65gb -> 125gb
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:36) Bartimaeus: I heard that.
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:38) Bartimaeus: >.>
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:40) Black-Hole: Hey Bart
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:44) Ozzapoo: uh...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:45) Black-Hole: HAHA
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:46) Ozzapoo: no you didnt (deletes insult message)
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:53) Ozzapoo:
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Ozzapoo: so...
(2009.12.17 - 20:55:56) Bartimaeus: (2009.12.17 - 20:54:22) Ozzapoo: that bitch.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:00) Ozzapoo: how you doin'?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:03) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:05) Ozzapoo: damn it to hell, you copied it!?
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:06) Bartimaeus: Fine, fine, lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:09) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:11) Bartimaeus: Of course.
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:14) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Ozzapoo: this better not be going on openbash..
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:27) Black-Hole: Sorry, Couldent contain the Laughter :p
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:29) Bartimaeus: ...
(2009.12.17 - 20:56:33) Bartimaeus: That's a brilliant idea.

One comment

12/19/2009 5:07 AM by Bartimaeus (#1430) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat


(2009.12.18 - 19:39:38) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) BART LIKES TO INVADE PRIVACY.
2009.12.18 - 19:40:03) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) WHISPERS ARE MEANT TO BE READ BY THE PERSON THEY'RE WHISPERED TO
(2009.12.18 - 19:41:18) FatherSpace: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Bartimaeus doth be quite the noobeth.
(2009.12.18 - 19:42:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) SO STOP READING MAH WHISPERS
(2009.12.18 - 19:43:30) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You're damn right it's none of your business!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:08) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I AM FLAMING BOOK OUT OF THE PRIVACY OF MY SELF!
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:31) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE BECAUSE THEY BE MESSIN WITH MAH PRIVACY
(2009.12.18 - 19:52:52) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) LIEK FO SRS, YO! STOP REEDIN MAH PRIVATE WHISPURS
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:11) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) CAPS LICK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:15) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Lock* :(
(2009.12.18 - 19:53:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Rhingo Bingo Dingo! YOu who have read this is now cursed to be a noob for life!
(2009.12.18 - 19:54:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) NOOB FOR LIFE I SAY
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:47) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) The only way you can de-curse yourself is to spam your name in chat when a person with a green name containing the letters n u i n s d e s a a s d s x a in any order is in the chat room!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:53) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) And you must not delete said spam!
(2009.12.18 - 19:55:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) OR ELSE!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:02) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) RHINGO BINGO DINGO!
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:25) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I definitely took one too many drinks today...
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:41) UndeadxAssassin: Bart's in for a nice surprise when he reads the chat log o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:56:48) UndeadxAssassin: Granted, he's probably reading it now o.o
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:07) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) Hay Bart, if you're reading this..
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:37) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) You should totally pop in when I say "BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!"
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:40) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) :D
(2009.12.18 - 19:59:56) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) I'll give you a while to read that o_o
(2009.12.18 - 20:00:01) UndeadxAssassin: (whispers to UndeadxAssassin) zzzzz
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:31) UndeadxAssassin: BARTIMAEUS, I SUMMON THEE FROM THE DEPTHS OF...California...COME HITHER!
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:35) ChatBot: Bartimaeus logs into the Chat.
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:37) Bartimaeus: I have been summoned, and so shall I come. What is your need?
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:38) UndeadxAssassin: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: I LOVE YOU BART
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:48) Black-Hole: ROFL
(2009.12.18 - 20:01:57) Panda-Assassin: can i summon you bart?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:06) FatherSpace: Bart, can you grant me 3 wishes?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:09) Bartimaeus: No. Only my most worthy disciples can.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:10) UndeadxAssassin: Holy crap that was awesome
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:16) Bartimaeus: ...No, UndeadxAssassin summoned me.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:20) FatherSpace: What the hell am I if not that?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:43) Bartimaeus: Undead summoned me - the guy in the next room doesn't get to make the wishes.
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:46) Black-Hole: Bart do you hate me?
(2009.12.18 - 20:02:47) Bartimaeus: lol
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:07) Black-Hole: Thats a serious Question
(2009.12.18 - 20:03:10) Bartimaeus: YES. I JUST HATE YOU. EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING IS DEVOTED TO DESTROYING YOU! ARAAAAAAGGGGGGGH

Things went downhill from there.

12/19/2009 10:25 PM by Ozzapoo (#1431) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat

(08:06:10) Black-Hole: ... Norton deleted MPQMaster ROFL

(later)

(08:22:03) Black-Hole: ...
(08:22:20) Black-Hole: Thats gay...

Norton deleted AUTOCP
(08:22:24) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:22:36) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, sorry man, but this is just..funny as hell
(08:22:39) Ozzapoo: Delete norton now!
(08:22:43) Black-Hole: This is the first time nortons ever given me a False reading...
(08:22:44) Ozzapoo: did you pay for that shit?
(08:22:53) Black-Hole: Norton 2010 is amazing im sorry
(08:22:56) Tupac_Shakur: pay for whut?
(08:23:00) Black-Hole: Norton
(08:23:14) Tupac_Shakur: was it expensive?
(08:23:22) Black-Hole: 100$ a year...
(08:23:25) Black-Hole: for 3 computer
(08:23:29) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(08:23:36) Hillo: fail

07/15/2010 12:43 AM (#1447) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #blender, irc.freenode.net

<Akaishi> curse these inexplicably floppy joints!
<Akaishi> I guess I just figured a constraint called a "rigid body joint" would be more... rigid.
<Krylar> THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

10/10/2010 4:48 PM (#1461) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

(14:58:27) Lanaya: Hi sexy
(14:59:01) GeorgeMots: Hey honey
(14:59:12) Lanaya: sorry, i'm not gay
(14:59:26) Lanaya: jk o.o
(14:59:36) GeorgeMots: damn
(14:59:37) GeorgeMots: :(

10/18/2010 5:39 PM (#1464) | Rating: 13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a one star rating!13 | Click here to give a three star rating!13 | Click here to give a four star rating!13 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, wc3edit chat

UndeadxAssassin is the only person in chat

(10:42:34) Chatbot: 2Pac logs into chat.
(10:42:40) UndeadxAssassin: OMG GTFO PAC, I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.