BASH your life!
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11/07/2008 5:08 AM (#67) | Rating:      Click the stars to vote!
on Web, RWP chat
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Ack, almost swallowed a penny.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: It upsets me though.
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:55 pm: How did you manage that, Bart?
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Why are you eating money?
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: Um..
[IronCrue34] 7:55 pm: Put it in a jar, nao
[Bartimaeus] 7:55 pm: IT'S A SECRET NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: It's a secret to everybody
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Let's play money making game
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: No, but really, for some reason, I like chewing on pennies.
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: my brother can ut 4 quarters in one nose nostril
[Bottles98] 7:56 pm: Dodongo dislikes smoke
[IronCrue34] 7:56 pm: *put
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: (I wash them first, ofc!)
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:56 pm: Why?
[Princess J] 7:56 pm: Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
[Bartimaeus] 7:56 pm: I dunno.
[3V1L L33T] 7:57 pm: Eating pennies = Stop 'n Swop!!!
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: lol, they don't taste good, I know that; especially with all that
soap, XD.
[Bottles98] 7:57 pm: Master using it and you can have this
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: They taste awful
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: I eat pens.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: XD
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: Um, I do that too.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And then the ink spills all over.
[Bartimaeus] 7:57 pm: And sometimes into my mouth.
[IronCrue34] 7:57 pm: oh no story time for me
[3V1L L33T] 7:58 pm: That darn cat.
[Bartimaeus] 7:58 pm: And now this penny is stuck between my teeth, -.-
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: That can't be healthy.
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: How are you talking?
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: anyway, I was thinking during a test, and chewing, and sucking on
the back of a blue pen..........needless to say, it ended up with me looking like I had just
eaten a smurf
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: Stained for a week
[Bottles98] 7:59 pm: I chew headphone cords lol I have no idea why
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: My fingers are, not meh mouth, XD
[3V1L L33T] 7:59 pm: Wish I had been there!
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: A smurf? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: My teacher took pics
[Bartimaeus] 7:59 pm: One of those blue creatures? XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: XD
[IronCrue34] 7:59 pm: And yes
[3V1L L33T] 8:00 pm: He ate Smurfette...
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm:
[Bottles98] 8:00 pm: who hasn't?
[IronCrue34] 8:00 pm: :P
[Bartimaeus] 8:00 pm: XD
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11/06/2008 6:58 AM (#65) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Pidgin, (not sure what messenger, lol)
(9:17:35 PM) Bartimaeus: What's up? O.o
(9:32:27 PM) Skine909: oh hey
(9:32:28 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:32:44 PM) Skine909: essay
(9:42:03 PM) Bartimaeus: Ah.
(9:42:17 PM) Skine909: What was with the O.o
(9:42:37 PM) Bartimaeus: Uh, that's a...inquiry face...
(9:42:39 PM) Bartimaeus: I think..
(9:42:40 PM) Bartimaeus: Maybe, XD.
(9:42:41 PM) Skine909: I know
(9:42:47 PM) Bartimaeus: an*
(9:42:53 PM) Skine909: It looks more like a shocked face
(9:42:56 PM) Skine909: or a confused face
(9:42:59 PM) Bartimaeus: Nope, that's O.O
(9:43:01 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:07 PM) Bartimaeus: No, confused is, o.O
(9:43:11 PM) Skine909: Really O.o?
(9:43:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(9:43:15 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:43:22 PM) Skine909: O.o o.O
(9:43:31 PM) Skine909: You've got to be fucking kidding me xD
(9:43:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquiry and confusion at the same time!
(9:43:35 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:43:44 PM) Skine909: O.o.O
(9:43:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear! Alien.
(9:43:50 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:01 PM) Skine909: We'll call him
(9:44:17 PM) Skine909: Inquonfusire
(9:44:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:44:25 PM) Skine909: Yes...
(9:44:26 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:44:29 PM) Bartimaeus: Inquuonfusire?
(9:44:32 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: Can't spell that.
(9:44:35 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:44:39 PM) Skine909: Inquire Confuse
(9:45:16 PM) Skine909: friggen essay
(9:45:23 PM) Skine909: I have no idea what to write
(9:45:27 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:45:31 PM) Bartimaeus: What's it about?
(9:45:59 PM) Skine909: Communions and Vampirism in Beowulf and our Independent Reading Books
(9:46:05 PM) Skine909: mine's Life of Pi
(9:46:17 PM) Bartimaeus: Life of Pi? Like...the variable Pi?
(9:46:24 PM) Skine909: I dunno
(9:46:27 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:46:29 PM) Skine909: I'll tell you when I start
(9:46:30 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:34 PM) Bartimaeus: Ahahah.
(9:46:41 PM) Skine909: Pi is the name of the tiger I think...
(9:46:43 PM) Bartimaeus: When do you have to turn it in?
(9:46:43 PM) Skine909: No wait
(9:46:45 PM) Skine909: the boy
(9:46:48 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:46:52 PM) Skine909: tommorow
(9:46:55 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh dear lord.
(9:47:04 PM) Skine909: I just gotta pull random quotes I don't need to read the book tonight lol
(9:47:15 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, how long did the teacher/whatever give you?
(9:47:23 PM) Bartimaeus: Originally.
(9:48:11 PM) Skine909: Monday lol
(9:48:25 PM) Bartimaeus: This Monday?
(9:48:28 PM) Skine909: Yeah
(9:48:31 PM) Bartimaeus: It's overdue?
(9:48:36 PM) Bartimaeus: And you have nothing?
(9:48:40 PM) Skine909: No it was assigned
(9:48:43 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:48:44 PM) Bartimaeus: Ohhhhhhhh.
(9:48:48 PM) Bartimaeus: It was assigned Monday.
(9:48:50 PM) Bartimaeus: Still.
(9:48:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Two days to read that book.
(9:49:03 PM) Bartimaeus: I could've done it in like two hours.
(9:49:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How long is it?
(9:49:08 PM) Skine909: No we're not supposed to read the whole book
(9:49:11 PM) Skine909: and I think I could have
(9:49:16 PM) Skine909: I just procrastinate a lot lol
(9:49:19 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:49:21 PM) Bartimaeus: How many pages?
(9:49:32 PM) Skine909: like 300
(9:49:35 PM) Skine909: its a simple read
(9:49:48 PM) Bartimaeus: That's like, oh say..
(9:49:51 PM) Bartimaeus: 60 x 5.
(9:49:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Five hours.
(9:50:05 PM) Bartimaeus: How big is the book, (width and height)?
(9:50:14 PM) Skine909: ummm
(9:50:18 PM) Skine909: Next question
(9:50:19 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:50:20 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:50:24 PM) Bartimaeus: Give me an estimate.
(9:50:31 PM) Bartimaeus: Or, if you can't even do that, just tell me like small, large..
(9:50:32 PM) Skine909: An inchh?
(9:50:33 PM) Bartimaeus: medium..
(9:50:36 PM) Bartimaeus: A inch?
(9:50:40 PM) Skine909: Thick
(9:50:41 PM) Skine909: yes
(9:50:44 PM) Bartimaeus: I mean..
(9:50:48 PM) Bartimaeus: Width, and height.
(9:50:55 PM) Skine909: Width and hight
(9:50:57 PM) Bartimaeus: Like up and down, and left to right.
(9:51:01 PM) Skine909: yeah
(9:51:12 PM) Bartimaeus: Inch thick doesn't tell me anything, XD.
(9:51:20 PM) Bartimaeus: That just gives me an estimate on how many pages there are.
(9:51:29 PM) Skine909: Umm if you have Beowulf slightly smaller lol
(9:51:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Width and height give me an estimate on how many words per page there are.
(9:51:49 PM) Skine909: I'd say its the average size for paperback
(9:52:11 PM) Bartimaeus: (brickwall RWP icon)
(9:52:21 PM) Skine909: It fits perfectly on top of How to Read Literature Like a Professor
(9:52:36 PM) Skine909: it's the standard Paperback Novel size
(9:52:39 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:52:51 PM) Skine909: Ill go compare it to all my other books xD
(9:52:56 PM) Bartimaeus: Just get a ruler.
(9:52:57 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:53:08 PM) Skine909: It's downstairs
(9:53:17 PM) Skine909: and I'm not supposed to be up lol
(9:53:26 PM) Bartimaeus: Dear lord, forget doing that.
(9:53:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Just write that stuff down.
(9:53:37 PM) Skine909: lol I tihnk I'll go down and get food Im hungry
(9:53:40 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:53:44 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:45 PM) Bartimaeus: You'll never get this done, XD.
(9:53:54 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:53:59 PM) Skine909: Yeah just about
(9:55:10 PM) Skine909: Im hungry
(9:55:12 PM) Bartimaeus: lol;
(9:55:14 PM) Bartimaeus: lol*
(9:55:20 PM) Skine909: Im gonna sneak downstairs like a green buret
(9:55:21 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:55:26 PM) Bartimaeus: kay.
(9:55:27 PM) Bartimaeus: Buret?
(9:55:32 PM) Skine909: um
(9:55:35 PM) Skine909: burret
(9:55:36 PM) Bartimaeus: Burrito? O.o
(9:55:37 PM) Skine909: something
(9:55:38 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:55:42 PM) Bartimaeus: Um, never heard of it.
(9:55:44 PM) Skine909: Green Burret in Vietnam
(9:55:47 PM) Skine909: look it up lol
(9:55:52 PM) Bartimaeus: Oh, my mom should know what it is.
(9:56:05 PM) Bartimaeus: She loves Vietnamese food.
(9:56:15 PM) Skine909: Its not a food
(9:56:18 PM) Skine909: its a soldier XD
(9:56:20 PM) Bartimaeus: What?
(9:56:23 PM) Skine909: lmfao
(9:56:25 PM) Bartimaeus: -.-
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: What in the world.
(9:56:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD
(9:56:38 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought it was a food...
(9:56:42 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:56:44 PM) Skine909: lmao
(9:56:49 PM) Bartimaeus: Ooooohh, I get your statement, now.
(9:56:55 PM) Skine909: hahaha
(9:56:56 PM) Bartimaeus: "I'll sneak downstairs like a green burret".
(9:57:07 PM) Bartimaeus: Thought you said I'll sneak downstairs to get a green burrett.
(9:57:11 PM) Skine909: lol
(9:57:14 PM) Bartimaeus: Er, I misquoted, but you get what I mean.
(9:57:20 PM) Skine909: That's the most I've laughed in a while
(9:57:23 PM) Bartimaeus: lol
(9:57:24 PM) Skine909: thank you lol
(9:57:26 PM) Skine909: brb
(9:57:27 PM) Bartimaeus: XD.
(9:57:30 PM) Bartimaeus: Alright.
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10/16/2008 1:39 PM (#64) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on MSN
(13:02:37) Dekar: so, you reinvented the wheel... twice?
(13:03:40) ozzapoo: ..
(13:04:36) Dekar: you're the man ozzapoo
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10/31/2009 7:25 PM by Dekar (#1417) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web
Ozzapoo: my iphone gps is not working
Hillo: hmm
Ozzapoo: because my case is interfering
Ozzapoo: wtf!?!?
Hillo: need to locate some kangaroos ?
Ozzapoo: Lol
Ozzapoo: Kangaroos are non-existant in metropolitan areas
Hillo: :(
Hillo: I thought they live with you
Ozzapoo: fuck stereotypes
Ozzapoo: ..
Hillo: :D
FatherSpace: I thought you lived with kangaroo's in their pouches?
Ozzapoo: no
Ozzapoo: there's mucus there
Hillo: they live in ozzapoo's pouch
FatherSpace: Ew...
Ozzapoo: :D
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10/21/2009 11:04 PM by Dekar (#1416) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk
ozzapoo: Hey
ozzapoo: All the computers on the school network just started playing some dos-like music
ozzapoo: In sync
ozzapoo: An it even happens during the login screen
ozzapoo: Wow
ozzapoo: Any ideas what it is? Lol
ozzapoo: Lol
ozzapoo: All the computers playing mario song
ozzapoo: Hilarious
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11/29/2009 1:12 AM (#1418) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(16:06:48) xkiska: do u have a life?
(16:06:52) xkiska: uve been on for atleast 4 hours
(16:06:54) Tupac_Shakur: Yeah, we have a life.
(16:07:00) Tupac_Shakur: It's just weekend,
(16:07:04) xkiska: true
(16:07:11) Bartimaeus: It's Thanksgiving Weekend, ;p
(16:07:19) xkiska: ur not american tho, right?
(16:07:24) UndeadxAssassin: I have no friends to hand out with.
(16:07:24) Bartimaeus: I am.
(16:07:38) xkiska: i thought u were dekars brother
(16:07:42) UndeadxAssassin: XD
(16:07:45) Tupac_Shakur: LOL
(16:07:45) Bartimaeus: LOLWUT
(16:07:50) Hillo: lol XD
(19:08:09) xkiska: oh why lanaya told me
(19:08:41) xkiska: she told me that dekar lived in like germany, and you guys lived in a house together, and were brothers
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11/29/2009 1:30 AM (#1421) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ, wc3edit.net
(19:21:23) UndeadxAssassin: /quit
(19:21:24) UndeadxAssassin:
(19:21:33) UndeadxAssassin: Kiska, bet you can't type that .
(19:21:42) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:44) xkiska: i bet i can bitch
(19:21:45) ChatBot: FatherSpace logs into the Chat.
(19:21:45) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:21:47) FatherSpace:
(19:21:47) Dekar: -.-
(19:21:50) Tupac_Shakur: XD
(19:21:50) FatherSpace: lol
(19:21:52) UndeadxAssassin: XD.
(19:21:55) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:21:56) xkiska: fukc you
(19:21:59) Bartimaeus: LOL
(19:22:01) Tupac_Shakur: win
(19:22:02) Bartimaeus: XD
(19:22:12) Bartimaeus: Hey, Xkiska, you didn't type it.
(19:22:16) Bartimaeus: Try again.
(19:22:18) xkiska: yeah i did
(19:22:19) ChatBot: xkiska logs out of the Chat.
(19:22:23) ChatBot: xkiska logs into the Chat.
(19:22:23) Tupac_Shakur: HAHAHHAHAHA
(19:22:24) Bartimaeus: lol
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11/29/2009 1:17 AM (#1420) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat
(10:06:13) UndeadxAssassin: Or if you type /quit and put the name of someone you hate afterwards, it'll kick that person from the chat room .
(10:06:24) Lanaya: orly?
(10:06:27) ChatBot: Lanaya logs out of the Chat.
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11/29/2009 1:15 AM (#1419) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on ICQ
(11:23:57) xkiska: OMFG LANAYA U MADE ME DIE WITHOUT SAVING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE U THE KITTEN WAS ABOUT TO GET A BIG KITTEN AND GET A WIFE SO STFU U DUMBDFUCK KTHX, I RLLY WANTED THAT KITTEN GO TO HELL U STUPID DUMBASS WHO IS A FUCKING LOWLIFE MOFO, SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B.
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03/14/2010 0:19 AM by Ozzapoo (#1441) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, W3E Chat
(10:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(10:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(10:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(10:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(10:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(10:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
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