BASH your life!

01/09/2008 7:44 PM by Dekar (#44) | Rating: 128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a one star rating!128 | Click here to give a three star rating!128 | Click here to give a four star rating!128 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

Kalle: what do u wanna kno
Kalle: ...
Alpha-Omega: nothimng
Kalle: I dont have much ****in time
Kalle: tell me now
Kalle: hurry
Kalle: or my fries will get burned
Kalle: in my pan and stuff
Kalle: HURRY
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: wtf is ur problem
Alpha-Omega: you
Kalle: are u eating curry or what?... are u complaining about it?
Kalle: huh?
Kalle: what about those kids in india and stuff?
Kalle: u dont even care... even though u are their father abraham=
Kalle: so what the **** is ur prob
Alpha-Omega: fu hard
Kalle: its always the same... dipshit... u plumb it like a kitten which is dying... cuz of aids and litter
Kalle: O.o
Kalle: wtf am i talking about
Kalle: mmmmmk
Kalle: :D
*Alpha-Omega quit*

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11/07/2007 9:28 PM (#5) | Rating: 88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a one star rating!88 | Click here to give a three star rating!88 | Click here to give a four star rating!88 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on MSN

[21:02] ¯\\(O_o)/¯Robber-Boi: The thing is u could just ask for it before and i would have done it because im a friend of urs. already
[21:02] Dekar: yeah yeah
[21:02] Dekar: as the rest of the world
[21:03] Dekar: there are only 2 kinds of people, those who love me and those who want to smash my face with a rusty iron rod!

01/30/2008 7:04 AM by Dekar (#47) | Rating: 69 | Click here to give a one star rating!69 | Click here to give a one star rating!69 | Click here to give a three star rating!69 | Click here to give a four star rating!69 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net - general chat

(we've talked about censorship in china and got banned on baidu.com for testing it before)

‹Bartimaeus› I can't include myself in a picture.
‹Dekar› blurry it out
‹Bartimaeus› I've got drug-dealer neighboors.
‹Bartimaeus› lol
‹Bartimaeus› seriously.
‹Dekar› O.o
* Bartimaeus quit (timeout)
‹Dekar› lol
‹Dekar› pwned by you neighbours or the chinese guys?

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03/05/2008 11:30 PM by Bartimaeus (#49) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit chat

19:12:07 * Kalle joins General chat
05/03/2008 19:12:11 ‹Kalle› bla
05/03/2008 19:12:19 ‹Kalle› I am the mighty
05/03/2008 19:12:25 ‹Kalle› the super
05/03/2008 19:12:33 ‹Kalle› the rich kid
05/03/2008 19:12:40 ‹Kalle› the man
05/03/2008 19:12:43 ‹Kalle› above man
05/03/2008 19:12:47 ‹Kalle› and u kno it
05/03/2008 19:12:52 ‹Kalle› if u dont u are a fag
05/03/2008 19:12:56 ‹Kalle› and u get banned
05/03/2008 19:13:00 ‹Kalle› ...
05/03/2008 19:13:04 ‹Kalle› even Dekar
22:23:36 * Bartimaeus joins General chat
22:23:48 ‹Bartimaeus› XD

11/16/2007 3:03 AM (#17) | Rating: 51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a one star rating!51 | Click here to give a three star rating!51 | Click here to give a four star rating!51 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

01:39:59 ‹GhettoChild› yea
01:40:02 ‹GhettoChild› i woke up one time
01:40:07 ‹Xantan› thats pretty messed up
01:40:16 ‹GhettoChild› sprinklers sparying all over me
01:40:20 ‹GhettoChild› i was so ****ing confused
01:40:43 ‹Xantan› lol
01:40:52 ‹Xantan› thats funny shit
01:41:07 ‹Xantan› someone spray you or something?
01:41:10 ‹GhettoChild› it scared the shit out of me
01:41:14 ‹Xantan› or were you like on someones lawn
01:41:18 ‹Xantan› i know
01:41:20 ‹GhettoChild› lol no in a field
01:41:25 ‹Xantan› itd be pretty funny to watch
01:41:30 ‹GhettoChild› like a park
01:41:32 ‹Xantan› lol
01:41:36 ‹Xantan› but yeah i'd be scared as **** too
01:41:46 ‹GhettoChild› lol yea
01:41:55 ‹GhettoChild› thought i was abducted then ditched by aliens or someshit
01:42:01 ‹Xantan› lol

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07/07/2008 4:37 AM (#61) | Rating: 35 | Click here to give a one star rating!35 | Click here to give a one star rating!35 | Click here to give a three star rating!35 | Click here to give a four star rating!35 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, Xfire

tehdekar: bushido is kinda crazy
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah.
tehdekar: I love when he tries to correct others english
Bartimaeus of Uruk: rofl
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Yeah, that's funny.
tehdekar: and totally fails himself
Bartimaeus of Uruk: Then he messes it up.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: seriously... his english isn't even decent
tehdekar: -.-
Bartimaeus of Uruk: yeah.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I love to do that.
tehdekar: correcting other IS fun
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I sometimes will purposely spell something wrong while he's in chat.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and he'll try to correct it.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: and then I'll laugh at him.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: who isn't annoyed by others who are like "lol you don't know how to spell that"
tehdekar: etc
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
tehdekar: he just told me that his b-day is in a month and 4 days
tehdekar: who cares?
tehdekar: omg?
tehdekar: where's the block button?
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: ROFL
Bartimaeus of Uruk: eheheh
Bartimaeus of Uruk: that's great.
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: I want to post that in the jokes section, :D
tehdekar: post it on open-bash.org
Bartimaeus of Uruk: lol
Bartimaeus of Uruk: k
tehdekar: he'll probably kill
tehdekar: me
Bartimaeus of Uruk: :D

01/09/2008 5:40 PM by Dekar (#43) | Rating: 35 | Click here to give a one star rating!35 | Click here to give a one star rating!35 | Click here to give a three star rating!35 | Click here to give a four star rating!35 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on Web, wc3edit.net

‹Kalle› hodiho
‹Kalle› nobody there huh? :D
‹Kalle› [-o> lets pray
‹Kalle› hrmm.... dear father
‹Kalle› I wanna let everyone know that I am damn prtty....
‹Kalle› AMEN
‹Kalle› .... till then
‹Kalle› :boohoo:

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12/20/2007 1:04 AM (#37) | Rating: 31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a one star rating!31 | Click here to give a three star rating!31 | Click here to give a four star rating!31 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, Genral Chat

23:30:09 ‹GhettoChild› yeah
23:30:15 ‹GhettoChild› i dont think i have ever seen a camel
23:30:19 ‹GhettoChild› in person at least
23:30:55 ‹kalee› u're not missing much, its like a horse but it looks like a camel
23:30:56 ‹kalee› but cars sucks, u cant speak with the car and u cant play cards when u feel bored in the middle of the sahara
23:31:49 ‹kalee› cars owned ?
23:32:11 ‹GhettoChild› lol camels cant play
23:32:18 ‹GhettoChild› all they do is sit there and take up space
23:32:25 ‹kalee› they can when trained well
23:32:59 ‹kalee› just hit them with some good stick when they fail, they will learn fast

03/11/2008 2:34 AM by Bartimaeus (#50) | Rating: 29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a one star rating!29 | Click here to give a three star rating!29 | Click here to give a four star rating!29 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, at the obsidian forum

(at the obsidian forum, his reply to my accidental double-posting)


It's OK.

I think of us over here as just the temporary leaders of the nefarious western civilization pirate ship. All of us in the west have a stake in the booty and the infamy.

Give us input.

No problem.

Just don't poison the water.

That's nasty.

03/09/2009 10:43 PM (#74) | Rating: 28 | Click here to give a one star rating!28 | Click here to give a one star rating!28 | Click here to give a three star rating!28 | Click here to give a four star rating!28 | Click here to give a five star rating!Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, FreeNode #gnunet

<aoeu> what's the difference between gnunet and freenet?
<Dekar_> gnunet whines when you touch it's upload and drops 90% of it's connections
besides... less childporn on gnunet I guess
<amatus> hah! that should be our motto: Less childporn than Freenet
of course that doesn't really make sense, if our goal is censorship resistance
<MortuusVir> well, maybe we could position ourselves more in the terrorist zone