BASH your life!

03/14/2010 0:20 AM (#1442) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, W3EDIT chat

AJAX Chat

Kanava: Tyyli: Kieli:
(00:34:21) 2Pac: Is that allowed? lul.
(00:34:25) Bartimaeus: My name is clearly Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:34:38) FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(00:34:50) FatherSpace: Oh yeah, I'm probably wrong.
(00:34:50) Bartimaeus: Says the guy who posted it in chat.
(00:35:01) FatherSpace: I must have just been confused by him having the same avatar as you.
(00:35:20) FatherSpace: I'm a mod posting it in chat to a small group of people, most of whom know exactly what it is.
(00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(00:35:23) ChatBot: Kryptonyte kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:30) ChatBot: Hillo kirjautui sisään.
(00:35:35) ChatBot: haxorico kirjautui ulos.
(00:35:39) Hillo: it's a party in here!
(00:35:41) Hillo: drinks all around
(00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(00:35:47) Hillo: I mean
(00:35:48) Hillo: bans*
(00:35:51) Hillo: I meant to say bans
(00:35:53) Bartimaeus: +9000
(00:35:56) Hillo: I'm too tired for this
(00:36:01) 2Pac: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
(00:36:07) FatherSpace: Bart's good at drinking.
(00:36:15) 2Pac: so is pyro
(00:36:16) Bartimaeus: Only when I have a banana.
(00:36:23) Hillo: pyro is quite good at it
(00:36:41) Hillo: wake up at 6.30 and start drinking
(00:36:47) Hillo: then don't sleep in 2 days
(00:36:49) Hillo: go to work
(00:36:50) Hillo: gg
(00:37:04) ChatBot: Ozzapoo kirjautui sisään.
(00:37:10) Ozzapoo: OMG
(00:37:10) 2Pac: Welcome ozzapoo.
(00:37:14) Ozzapoo: BARTY IS HERE!!!
(00:37:21) Bartimaeus: Hi.
(00:37:26) 2Pac: Oh, let me guess, W3E helpdesk?
(00:37:27) Bartimaeus: Your hated tyrant is indeed, here.
(00:37:29) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:30) Ozzapoo: BARTY!
(00:37:34) Ozzapoo: BARTO!
(00:37:37) Hillo: ozzy
(00:37:39) FatherSpace: Aw, we don't hate you...
(00:37:41) Ozzapoo: Hm. Barto.
(00:37:46) FatherSpace: In fact, some of us even love you. <3
(00:37:49) Hillo: we just don't like you that's all
(00:37:50) Hillo: ^^
(00:37:54) Bartimaeus: Well, I hate all of you.
(00:37:55) Bartimaeus:
(00:38:01) 2Pac: .
(00:38:06) 2Pac: I did nothing.
(00:38:07) FatherSpace: Even me?
(00:38:19) Hillo: especially you
(00:38:26) FatherSpace: But I was like, 99% certain you were my BFF.
(00:38:35) Bartimaeus: Nope. That's me and Dekar.
(00:38:38) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:38:43) Bartimaeus: ...At least, that's what he says.
(00:38:45) FatherSpace: No, you're brothers.
(00:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(00:39:14) FatherSpace: And why would he post porn in chat and lie?
(00:39:15) 2Pac: And I say that you're married.
(00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:39:22) 2Pac: with Dekar.
(00:39:43) Bartimaeus: Now I have to ban Bushido.
(00:39:45) Bartimaeus: Sigh.
(00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(00:39:51) Ozzapoo: Sigh indeed.
(00:39:52) 2Pac: Damnit.
(00:39:54) Ozzapoo:
(00:39:58) FatherSpace: Book it, Pacman!
(00:40:05) 2Pac: I'm going to spread it now.
(00:40:13) Bartimaeus: ._.
(00:40:21) Bartimaeus: Dekar knows where you live.
(00:40:28) 2Pac: OHST.
(00:40:29) FatherSpace: I know what your name is.
(00:40:31) Bartimaeus: He'll send me after you, and I'll kill you.
(00:40:32) FatherSpace: DUN DUN DUNNNNN
(00:40:44) 2Pac: Ok, Fine.
(00:40:47) Bartimaeus: ...Yeah...but you can't exactly track me with a first name,
(00:40:47) 2Pac: I'll keep the secret.
(00:40:49) 2Pac: for me.
(00:40:50) FatherSpace: But only your first name, 'cause my memory's not good enough to waste on a last name.
(00:40:56) Bartimaeus: All you can do is blackmail me.
(00:40:59) Ozzapoo: Bartimaeus, someone dedicated enough can
(00:41:10) Bartimaeus: Probably.
(00:41:33) Bartimaeus: Gotta' get a legal name change.
(00:41:34) Bartimaeus: >.>
(00:41:57) 2Pac: Maybe I have to pay Dekar some Money to tell me your name? haha.
(00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:16) Bartimaeus: He'd probably take your money and than give it to me,
(00:42:22) 2Pac: ._.
(00:42:24) FatherSpace: Doubtful.
(00:42:31) FatherSpace: He'd probably take the money, and that'd be it.
(00:42:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(00:42:56) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui sisään.
(00:42:58) owner123: Guys
(00:43:01) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:02) 2Pac: Girls.
(00:43:08) owner123: ...
(00:43:10) owner123: People
(00:43:12) owner123: I have a question
(00:43:15) FatherSpace: Only Jen's a girl in here, now that Lanny's banned.
(00:43:28) Ozzapoo: Labanned.
(00:43:30) 2Pac: Oh, right.
(00:43:36) owner123: Why is 2Pac's profile screwed up? like nothing shows up for me
(00:43:41) owner123: http://forum.wc3edit.net/bitch-b​itch-bitch-f35/d-i-hate-the-idiot​s-t6131.html
(00:43:43) owner123: On that
(00:43:45) owner123: No picture
(00:43:48) owner123: On PM button
(00:43:50) owner123: No info
(00:43:54) owner123: Just the thing he said
(00:43:55) FatherSpace: 'Cause his avatar 404'd?
(00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(00:44:00) 2Pac:
(00:44:06) 2Pac: That was from my old Account.
(00:44:07) owner123: No info either.
(00:44:10) owner123: Oh
(00:44:12) owner123: Ic
(00:44:18) 2Pac: It was deleted when I joined back.
(00:44:20) owner123: and why was lanaya demoted?
(00:44:31) FatherSpace: Why does it concern you?
(00:44:32) 2Pac: That's none of your business.
(00:44:37) owner123: =\ k
(00:44:41) ChatBot: owner123 kirjautui ulos.
(00:44:42) Ozzapoo: Oh
(00:44:46) Bartimaeus: I already told him anyways - he has poor memory, :/
(00:44:48) Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(00:45:03) 2Pac: HE KNOWS TO MUCH.
(00:45:06) Bartimaeus: He forgot I already told him that the warning didn't count, too.
(00:45:06) Ozzapoo: I am soo tempted to warn him for posting rickroll shit
(00:45:18) Bartimaeus: Than you may want to warn FatherSpace.
(00:45:23) Bartimaeus: As he's the one who posted it in chat.
(00:45:29) FatherSpace:
(00:45:34) Ozzapoo: Chat is fine
(00:45:35) Bartimaeus:
(00:45:38) Ozzapoo: Forums is a no no
(00:45:46) Bartimaeus: Owner got it from FatherSpace.
(00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(00:45:56) Bartimaeus: The problem, thus, originates from FatherSpace.
(00:46:07) 2Pac: Bart, fix those Rules for the chat -> http://forum.wc3edit.net/announc​es/general-forum-rules-t890.html
(00:46:10) Bartimaeus: Without FatherSpace, he would've never gotten it, and I don't see any rule saying you can't post rickrolls.
(00:46:11) FatherSpace: I got it from Lanaya the other day, so it actually originates from her.
(00:46:31) Ozzapoo: Then I propose we introduce a new rule
(00:46:34) Bartimaeus: What's the problem, Bushido?
(00:46:41) Ozzapoo: "Don't post random shit nobody wants"
(00:46:48) 2Pac: ^+1 ozz
(00:46:51) Bartimaeus: That's vague.
(00:47:00) Ozzapoo: Of course
(00:47:03) Ozzapoo: It needs to be refined
(00:47:04) Bartimaeus: Who's to decide what nobody wants?
(00:47:17) FatherSpace: Don't link people to sites that are no-nos?
(00:47:29) Bartimaeus: Who is to say that a rickroll is a no-no?
(00:47:44) Ozzapoo: ehhhh
(00:47:48) Ozzapoo: "NO RICKROLLING. EVAR"
(00:47:48) Bartimaeus: Without saying that right out, it's vague to new people, and thus they can't be accountable.
(00:47:50) FatherSpace: A Rickroll site that won't let you close the window without Ctrl-Alt-Deleting?
(00:47:52) Ozzapoo: how's that?
(00:48:32) FatherSpace: How about only YouTube rickrolls?
(00:48:34) Bartimaeus: I'll think up of one fitting, soon.
(00:48:55) Ozzapoo: Make sure you pass it by me
(00:51:29) Bartimaeus: - No links to malicious sites, (including unclosable sites), or things that nobody wants to see, (scare sites, rickrolls, or otherwise stupid sites, etc).
(00:51:34) Bartimaeus: Hmm.
(00:51:40) Bartimaeus: I don't like repeating 'sites'.
(00:51:52) Bartimaeus: (including unclosable pages)*
(00:52:15) Ozzapoo: Perfectionist...
(00:52:21) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(00:52:23) FatherSpace: No he's not.
(00:52:36) Bartimaeus: My name is Bartimaeus, not Lypoximaeus.
(00:52:38) Bartimaeus: \
(00:52:45) FatherSpace: You're Lypoximaeus on AIM.
(00:52:55) Bartimaeus: Proof?
(00:53:03) Bartimaeus: Wait.
(00:53:05) Bartimaeus: Darnit.
(00:53:21) Bartimaeus: I have the same avatar.
(00:53:24) Bartimaeus: >.<
(00:53:26) FatherSpace: Yeah.
(00:53:28) Ozzapoo: lmao
(00:53:35) FatherSpace: And you can ask Jen when she stops being a nubby AFKer.
(00:53:48) Bartimaeus: Well, she's currently mad at me, so no can do.
(00:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(00:54:50) Ozzapoo: ...Wth?
(00:55:03) Ozzapoo: Why is she mad?
(00:55:26) Hillo: (including unclosable sites)
(00:55:33) Hillo: chrome can close it
(00:55:34) Hillo: lol
(00:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care, O.o
(00:55:42) Ozzapoo: ....
(00:55:46) Ozzapoo: So can opera
(00:55:51) Bartimaeus: If it can't be closed in every single browser, than it's unclosable.
(00:55:56) Ozzapoo: But normal people understand the meaning
(01:00:34) Hillo: http://zyncmmm.ace.st/profile.f​orum?mode=viewprofile&u=15
(01:00:35) Hillo: wutt
(01:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:01:03) Bartimaeus: Yeah, been a moderator for there for a while.
(01:01:10) Hillo: Nordom.W@gmail.com for email.
AIM: Lypoximaeus
MSN: BartimaeusWhynn@gmail.com
Yahoo: Ptolemaeus@rocketmail.com
XMPP: Bartimaeus@jabster.pl/
(01:01:20) FatherSpace: AHAHAHA
(01:01:22) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:01:27) Bartimaeus: XD
(01:01:28) FatherSpace: LYPOXIMAEUS!!
(01:01:30) Hillo: stalking is fun
(01:01:34) Hillo: Ptolemaeus
(01:01:35) Hillo: ...
(01:01:37) Hillo: ptolemaios
(01:01:59) Bartimaeus: Ptolemaeus, Bartimaeus, Lypoximaeus, Lux, Nordom are all names I have used, ._.
(01:02:09) Ozzapoo: Nordom....w?
(01:02:13) Ozzapoo: What's with the w?
(01:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:02:16) Hillo: Lux0r?
(01:02:25) Bartimaeus: Not Luxor. Just Lux.
(01:02:30) Hillo: Nodrom
(01:02:31) Bartimaeus: l2google, Ozzapoo
(01:02:32) Hillo: omg
(01:02:33) Hillo: you play dota
(01:02:35) FatherSpace: Lex Luthor?
(01:02:37) FatherSpace: Was that you?
(01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:02:53) Hillo: admit it
(01:02:54) Bartimaeus: Also, no, I don't. DotA sucks.
(01:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:03:15) Hillo: not dota played have you
(01:03:24) Bartimaeus: I HAVE played it.
(01:03:31) Hillo: 1 game?
(01:03:34) Bartimaeus: Actually, it doesn't suck. Not really.
(01:03:54) Bartimaeus: It's definitely not a perfect game, but it's good. Unfortunately, the player base is what wrecks it.
(01:03:59) Bartimaeus: Nope, I've played it a few times.
(01:04:11) Bartimaeus: I still like EotA better, though.
(01:04:37) FatherSpace: Speaking of games that suck, Banjo Kazooie?
(01:04:47) Bartimaeus: Which one?
(01:04:49) Hillo: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
(01:05:01) FatherSpace: ALL OF THEM
(01:05:09) Bartimaeus: Well, that's your opinion.
(01:05:14) Bartimaeus: Feel free to be entitled to it.
(01:05:25) FatherSpace: I'm just trying to make you rage or something anyway.
(01:05:36) Hillo: post rickroll
(01:05:42) 2Pac: Night guys.
(01:05:47) Bartimaeus: Good night, Bushido.
(01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:05:54) Hillo: remember to wake up at 6.30
(01:06:17) 2Pac: I'm not pyro nor an alcoholic, .
(01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:08:43) Bartimaeus: Is Nordom a real name, anyways?
(01:08:47) ChatBot: 2Pac kirjautui ulos (Aikakatkaisu).
(01:09:32) Bartimaeus: http://www.historycentral.com/Bi​o/people/Sihanouk.html
(01:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus: lol, well, there was one guy at least with that name
(01:09:38) Bartimaeus:
(01:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:10:11) Hillo: lypoximaeus
(01:10:13) Hillo: ..
(01:10:25) FatherSpace: The name is also in Planescape... Name thief.
(01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:10:40) Bartimaeus: (15:09:35) Hillo: it's from planescape
(01:10:55) FatherSpace: Yeah, but I didn't read that.
(01:11:00) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:01) FatherSpace: So HA!!
(01:11:04) Bartimaeus: Anyways, I picked it because it was the only real sounding name, and I liked the character.
(01:11:07) FatherSpace: (05:33:05 PM) Lypoximaeus: No u.
(01:11:19) Hillo: (01:06:32) FatherSpace: Of course...
(01:11:27) FatherSpace: (18:09:41) Bartimaeus: Right.
(01:11:31) Bartimaeus: (15:10:06) FatherSpace: Hooray.
(01:11:34) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:36) FatherSpace: (18:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:11:37) Hillo: wutt
(01:11:42) Hillo: (01:09:3 Bartimaeus:
(01:11:52) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:11:54) FatherSpace: (18:00:44) Bartimaeus: Oh hey.
(01:12:00) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:03) Bartimaeus: (15:03:03) FatherSpace: Winner is you.
(01:12:07) Bartimaeus: Woops.
(01:12:08) Hillo: (01:02:49) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(01:12:13) Bartimaeus: (15:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:25) Hillo: (01:05:51) FatherSpace: Noodles.
(01:12:32) Bartimaeus: (14:53:57) FatherSpace: Why's that?
(01:12:35) FatherSpace: (16:29:41) owner123: didnt know that
(01:12:41) Hillo: (01:10:37) Bartimaeus: What?
(01:12:42) Bartimaeus: (14:26:15) Kryptonyte: Lies.
(01:12:59) Hillo: (00:43:59) 2Pac: Oh.
(01:13:08) FatherSpace: (16:14:51) matchai: ur mom?
(01:13:14) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:15) Bartimaeus:
(01:13:26) Hillo: (00:34:3 FatherSpace: Nope, not allowed.
(01:13:41) FatherSpace: (17:14:07) Hillo: go away
(01:13:41) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:13:46) Hillo: (00:35:23) Kryptonyte: WOW SO MUCH FUN.
(01:13:55) Bartimaeus: (15:02:14) Bartimaeus: Yep.
(01:13:57) FatherSpace: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:13:59) Hillo: (00:42:05) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:10) Bartimaeus: (14:55:40) Bartimaeus: Don't care.
(01:14:19) FatherSpace: (17:44:4 Ozzapoo: fuck. stupid leecher
(01:14:21) Hillo: (00:43:0 owner123: ...
(01:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:14:32) Ozzapoo: NOW.
(01:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:14:41) Bartimaeus: lol
(01:14:47) Bartimaeus: (14:23:30) FatherSpace: No you.
(01:14:50) Bartimaeus:
(01:14:58) Hillo: (00:44:59) 2Pac: BAN HIM.
(01:14:59) FatherSpace: (17:23:57) Bartimaeus: Tsk tsk tsk.
(01:15:14) Hillo: (00:39:49) Bartimaeus: He found out our secret,
(01:15:26) Bartimaeus: (14:39:01) Bartimaeus: That's what Lanaya says.
(01:15:38) Hillo: (00:39:20) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:15:49) Ozzapoo: (10:14:36) Ozzapoo: :'(
(01:15:50) Hillo: (00:35:42) Bartimaeus: +1
(01:16:13) Bartimaeus: (14:31:32) Bartimaeus: says the racist.
(01:16:16) Bartimaeus: LOL WOOPS
(01:16:19) Bartimaeus: Haha, said that to myself.
(01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:16:42) FatherSpace: (16:18:29) Ozzapoo: Haha
(01:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:01) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:17:17) FatherSpace: (16:17:00) Ozzapoo: Obey me or die die die!
(01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:17:25) Ozzapoo: (10:16:51) Bartimaeus: ._.
(01:17:26) Bartimaeus: O.o
(01:17:32) FatherSpace: We totally should stop, then.
(01:17:54) Bartimaeus: (16:17:00) Bartimaeus: Obey me or die die die!
(01:18:10) Ozzapoo: (17:27:05) Hillo: THIS LOOKS SHOPPED, I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
(01:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:23) Bartimaeus: (09:11:5 Bartimaeus: Proceed.
(01:18:34) FatherSpace: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:18:39) Hillo: (01:16:39) Ozzapoo: lol
(01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:49) Hillo: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.
(01:19:00) Ozzapoo: (10:18:55) Bartimaeus: (01:18:42) Bartimaeus: (15:18:14) FatherSpace: I'm done.
(01:19:01) Bartimaeus: Lol, forgot to quote you.
(01:19:02) Bartimaeus: >.>
(01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:18) Hillo: (01:19:04) Ozzapoo: LMFAO
(01:19:20) FatherSpace: (17:30:39) Bartimaeus: Eating Jews? ._.
(01:19:27) Hillo: (01:17:25) FatherSpace: Oh shit.
(01:19:32) Bartimaeus: (16:17:01) matchai: No yoU!
(01:19:35) Hillo: (00:45:50) FatherSpace: Ozzy is my new favourite admin guy.
(01:19:48) Bartimaeus: (15:14:31) Ozzapoo: STOP.
(01:19:55) Hillo: (01:18:59) Bartimaeus: WOOPS.

02/25/2012 10:36 AM (#1498) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
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(17:58:08) antischmock: was hast du zu weihnachten bekommen?
(17:58:19) antischmock: handy is ja geburtstagsgeschenk
(17:59:08) De Alex: f1 2011 + geld, du?
(20:03:41) antischmock: geld
(20:03:45) antischmock: und kinect
(20:05:58) antischmock: und ne yacht
(20:18:31) De Alex: ne yacht?!
(20:21:11) antischmock: ja aber nur zum segeln
(20:26:29) De Alex: alter, du hast ne yacht zu weihnachten bekommen?!
(20:27:12) antischmock: ja aber wie gesagt... ich hab mir eigentlich eine motoryacht gewünscht oder ein motorboot.... aber nein meine eltern wollen das ich mich bewege
(20:28:07) antischmock: naja ich
(20:28:19) De Alex: junge, du hast sowas zu weihanchten geschenkt bekommen?!?! dann beschwerste dich noch?!
(20:28:31) antischmock: aber hallo
(20:28:39) antischmock: wo bitte soll man hier gescheit segeln ß
(20:29:24) antischmock: ich verhandel noch mit meinem vater über ein außenborder
(20:29:31) De Alex: habt ihr die nat auf nem gewässe weis was ich wo oder wie?
(20:29:32) antischmock: das ich wenigstens etwas ps dahinter hab
(20:30:01) De Alex: wo steht des denn grad?
(20:30:11) antischmock: auf nem trailer vor meiner türe
(20:30:28) De Alex: asoo, glei ts?
(20:31:25) antischmock: ne ich debattiere hier noch mit meinem vater über einen anständigen außenmotor... zum glück lässt der sich noch integrieren
(20:33:53) De Alex: :D dann mal viel glück, wie lange noch?
(20:36:25) antischmock: ka sollte ihn bald rum haben
(20:39:47) antischmock: naja wenns dich interessiert
(20:40:13) antischmock: eine aus "Denmark" von Elvstrom
(20:40:21) antischmock: da gäbs echt bessere-.-
(20:41:08) antischmock: willste ein bild sehen?
(20:45:51) De Alex: why not
(20:50:57) antischmock: mom hab noch heute früh ein bild gemacht
(20:56:55) De Alex: schick!!! :D
(20:58:27) antischmock: http://62.112.144.140/mein_scheiss_Geschenk.jpg
(20:58:56) De Alex: bin dafür, dass wir mal gemeinsam urlaub machen :D kann man da auch dinn penne
(20:58:57) De Alex: `?
(20:59:14) antischmock: ja aber nur 3 leute
(21:00:00) De Alex: dennoch, dnan halt z udritt io hin und dann damit cruisen
(21:00:59) antischmock: dann lieber mit dem boot von meinem vater
(21:03:49) antischmock: da kann man echt gemütlich "crusien" hier mal ein bild
(21:03:49) De Alex: der hat auch eins?
(21:04:12) antischmock: http://62.112.144.140/fettes_Boot.jpg
(21:04:15) antischmock: aber
(21:04:26) antischmock: das ist die ältere version deshalb auch das katalogbild
(21:04:34) antischmock: davon hab ich leider kein pic aufm handy gehabt
(21:05:37) antischmock: da ich ja meinem bootsschein für binnengewässer habe, können wir auch mit dem mal ne runde drehen :D
(21:06:40) De Alex: âlter, hat dein vater eig. ein krasses booot?! müssen wir mal machen, spätenstens nach dem abi! :D
(21:07:41) antischmock: ach bis dahin hat der das eh nicht mehr der kauft ständig neue
(21:11:13) De Alex: achsoooo, vllt. auch diese somemrferien, aber wenn der so ein krasses hat, dann mit dem, was er dann hat :D
(21:13:34) antischmock: weisst du was aber verrückt ist?.... mein vater hat diese fetten boote in seiner werft und kauft ständig neue... denkt sogar drüber nach ein privatjet zu kaufen aber ich bekomm ein verdammtes segelboot -.-
(21:18:28) De Alex: aler, wie ivel geld hat dein vater?!?!?
(21:20:46) antischmock: du findest sogar einfach bilder von unsererer familien werft
(21:20:53) antischmock: auf google
(21:24:09) antischmock: sagt dir meyerwerft etwas? mein vater ist da haupt-anteilseigner
(21:24:36) De Alex: lol, net dein ernst :D
(21:24:42) antischmock: die haben bsw. dieses schiff aida zusammengelötet
(21:25:18) De Alex: jop, ich weiß, ich weiß :D
(21:25:52) antischmock: http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&rlz=1C1CHFX_deDE460DE460&q=meyer+werft+vorstand&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&ion=1&biw=1200&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=pYb3TqDwO4_EtAaq_vnrDw#um=1&hl=de&rlz=1C1CHFX_deDE460DE460&biw=1200&bih=743&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xIb3Ts79EIzMtAa4_6DcDw&ved=0CDkQBSgA&q=meyer+werft+aida&spell=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=4538c66a420eebcf
(21:25:53) De Alex: aber des ist eine flotte, die aida, kein schiff, so heißt keins von den schiffen :D dann müssne wir unbedingt mal gugge, dass wir da mit noch en paar en paar tage weg machen :D
(21:25:59) De Alex: wo darfsten lales mit dem fahren?
(21:26:18) antischmock: binnengewässer also seen und küstengebiete
(21:26:22) antischmock: hochsee leider nicht
(21:26:25) antischmock: erst ab 21
(21:26:32) antischmock: scheiss internationale bestimmungen
(21:26:49) De Alex: wann wirste nochmal 21?
(21:26:59) antischmock: 1 quartal 2012
(21:27:46) De Alex: dannn könenn wir doch mal in den sommerferien was machen? wenn ich von meiner kreuzfahrt zurück bin, noch en paar leute zusammen trommeln, hansmann vlt. und noch irgendwen, irgendnen freund ovn dir vllt. noch :D
(21:27:52) De Alex: wann könne ma denn labern? :D
(21:29:12) antischmock: geht schelcht ich hab immer das mikro von meinem macbook benutzt aber das setze ich gerade neu auf
(21:29:43) De Alex: asoooo... :( des ist halt pech, aber, des müssen wir dnan wirklich mal abklären, mit sommerferien :D
(21:31:52) antischmock: ich mach aber auch meinen flugschein nach dem abbi
(21:32:05) antischmock: das ist wesentlich genialer
(21:32:14) antischmock: bist du schonmal in einer sportmaschine geflogen?
(21:32:19) De Alex: ja, des ist net sooo toll, wie bootfahren dann! :D
(21:32:36) antischmock: doch wenn du denk du stürzt ab aber dann bääääääm
(21:32:41) antischmock: hochzieg#hen:D
(21:32:44) De Alex: ich bin mal eins von diesen teilen ohne motor geflogen
(21:32:57) antischmock: segelflugzeug?
(21:33:17) antischmock: du weisst was ich vonfahrzeugen halte ohne motor ....
(21:33:20) De Alex: gemnai. des wars :D
(21:33:47) De Alex: ja, aber, des war eig. sau geil mit dem teil, aber, sport flugzeug muss abgehen :D
(21:34:16) antischmock: oh ja das ist echt der hammer
(21:34:44) De Alex: aber, des kannst nur machen, wenn du genug geld hast, so wie du :D
(21:34:56) antischmock: vorallem kann man da super leute verarschen... apropos
(21:35:00) antischmock: ...
(21:35:03) antischmock: kennst du das video
(21:35:05) antischmock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3rFO-OChXU
(21:35:34) antischmock: wenn ein pilot so tut als wäre ehr uhnmächtig
(21:35:55) antischmock: *ohnmächtig
(21:36:12) De Alex: wollt grad verbessern, des muss mies sein
(21:37:24) antischmock: das video ... das sind todesschreie
(21:38:54) De Alex: jop, die sind halt voll am untegehen
(21:39:55) De Alex: wärst du auch :D
(21:40:35) antischmock: nein ich wäre der der verarscht.... das mach ich gerne
(21:44:58) antischmock: hey kannst du poker spielen
(21:46:31) De Alex: jop, kann ich,, müssen mal abends pokern, des wäöre auch geil
(21:46:41) antischmock: ja gerne
(21:46:42) De Alex: auf dem schiff dann :D
(21:47:01) antischmock: wir spielen um ein schiff :D
(21:47:17) antischmock: ^^ scherz
(21:50:27) De Alex: nee, erstmal so, langen et gespielt
(21:51:22) antischmock: mhhm poker ohne einsatz? normaerweise spiele ich schon um etwas sonst werden ja keine emotionen geweckt :D
(21:51:52) antischmock: ich suche ein paar leute mit denen wir dann in kleiner runde gemütlich spielen können
(21:52:20) De Alex: jop, hansmann macht eh mit :D
(21:52:51) antischmock: ja das alte haus sowieso
(21:53:00) De Alex: :D
(22:07:11) antischmock: hättest du eigentlich interesse einen gebrauchten porsche zu kaufen?
(22:07:46) De Alex: lol?! ich werde erst in einem jahr 18?
(22:08:39) antischmock: ach stimmt na in einem jahr ist der eh nicht mehr aktuell da will ihn keiner mehr haben aber du kannst ja bescheid geben ich kann solche recht günstig besorgen. mit quittung!
(22:09:14) De Alex: was heißt recht günstig?
(22:09:31) antischmock: naja 40-50eur
(22:10:01) De Alex: 40-50€?
(22:10:05) antischmock: tausend
(22:10:15) antischmock: 40 bis 50 tausend
(22:10:30) De Alex: weil ich so viel geld hab?
(22:10:49) antischmock: oh
(22:11:10) antischmock: naja aber denk an den pokerabend da kannst du schonwas rausholen
(22:11:14) antischmock: :)
(22:11:15) De Alex: net jeder hat so reiche eltern wie du
(22:12:41) antischmock: ach das bischen
(22:12:55) De Alex: da bisschen?! :D
(22:15:45) antischmock: ja das bisschen ist schnell erwirtschaftet man braucht nur 50Eur und leute die einem empfehlen das hier bevor es steigt zu kaufen http://www.comdirect.de/inf/optionsscheine/detail/uebersicht/uebersicht.html?ID_NOTATION=54147677
(22:16:12) antischmock: siehst du die %? ... an einem tag
(22:17:51) antischmock: das war ganz nett muhaha
(22:18:41) antischmock: da haben wir aber gelacht als wir die werbung der ubiquitären banken im tv gesehen haben ^^ 4% festgeld ... im jahr :)
(22:19:21) De Alex: net schlecht:D
(22:20:47) antischmock: naja es gab schon bessere zeiten
(22:22:02) antischmock: ach haben wir gelacht
(22:22:42) antischmock: aber mal was anderes ... hättest du das geld zum kauf eines gebrauchtporsches... würdest du mir dann bitte bescheidgeben?
(22:23:26) De Alex: wenn ich es iwnan haben sollte, und ich will dann ja :D
(22:24:34) antischmock: gut dann nehm ich das jetzt einfach mal als amtliche zusage :D ... unverbindlich :D
(22:25:03) De Alex: :D hab ich eh nie genug :D
(22:25:45) antischmock: das kommt noch ... mit der inflation
(22:28:43) De Alex: und mit en bissl glück ei der arbeits suche und so :D
(22:46:34) antischmock: hey alex
(22:46:44) De Alex: hey max
(22:47:05) antischmock: des warn witz
(22:47:15) De Alex: was?
(22:47:29) antischmock: des mit der yacht
(22:47:47) De Alex: jetzt wirklich? :(
(22:48:34) antischmock: ne eigentlich stimmts scho aber sags keinem weiter
(22:48:47) antischmock: die leute sollen net wissen dass ich soviel geld hab
(22:48:57) De Alex: also, es stimmt wirklich?
(22:49:15) De Alex: sag ich keinem keine panuik, is dein ding
(23:02:52) De Alex: was schaffste morgen?
(23:06:29) antischmock: aber denk dran des bleibt unter uns
(23:06:56) De Alex: was bleibt unter uns?!?! wovon laberscht du?!

Michael: der bringt einen brüller nach dem anderen. der soll jetzt langsam ma schluss machen, damit wir net dauernd die HTML umbauen müssen

06/09/2009 0:06 AM by Hillo (#81) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web

ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: I can
ALICE: Who taught you?
Human: jesus
ALICE: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: why are you talking german ?
ALICE: The topic is a noob.

06/08/2009 1:38 AM (#80) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC, #gnunet on freenode

<dekar> How does the search in gnunet work? Does it flood the whole network like gnutella1? or is there any instance that keeps track of the files? The DHT is only peer discovery and not used for the search right?
<grothoff1> DHT is used for non-anonymous search.
<grothoff1> Otherwise, flooding, but not exactly gnutella-style.

03/08/2009 6:05 AM (#73) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Web, Dekar at redscull.com

Ohh lol didn't realize L4D is left for dead... XD
I was like L4D - LAD? wth? Ohh virtual penis length comparison, gotta post mine Big Smile

01/08/2008 7:28 AM by Dekar (#42) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk

<Xantan showed that he has no clue about domains/dns. I wasted hours!>
xantan: idk even whats going on
xantan: lol
xantan: =/
Dekar: do something useful and suffocate on something!
xantan: bleh

11/07/2007 11:41 PM (#6) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on IRC

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

One comment

08/04/2013 3:53 AM (#1525) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(22:51:12) UndeadxAssassin: Practice makes merfect ;o
(22:51:14) UndeadxAssassin: uh
(22:51:17) UndeadxAssassin: perfect*
(22:51:35) UndeadxAssassin: You can see I don't give afvice often ;o
(22:51:40) UndeadxAssassin: ^ Point proven

03/17/2013 2:28 PM (#1519) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on some other network, wc3edit.net chat

(09:18:03) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:18:13) 13linkz: lol
(09:18:17) 13linkz: You won't trick me
(09:18:26) 13linkz: I mean you can't
(09:18:29) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:18:40) Bartimaeus: how would I be tricking you exactly
(09:18:54) 13linkz: By making me dumb enough
(09:19:00) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:19:02) 13linkz: to type that
(09:19:04) Bartimaeus: I can make people dumb?
(09:19:25) Bartimaeus: Type /quit? But I can do it...
(09:19:33) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:35) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:19:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:19:43) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:19:49) 13linkz: damn you bart
(09:19:49) Bartimaeus: Jen would've enjoyed that.
(09:19:50) Bartimaeus: ;o
(09:19:54) Bartimaeus: /quit
(09:19:56) Bartimaeus: try a space, o.o
(09:20:02) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:07) Bartimaeus: :D
(09:20:13) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:15) 13linkz: -.-
(09:20:17) Bartimaeus: You did it wrong, o.o
(09:20:29) 13linkz: LOL!
(09:20:32) Bartimaeus: Do it right and you'll be able to do it, -.-
(09:20:34) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:20:37) Bartimaeus: lol
(09:20:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs into the Chat.
(09:20:55) 13linkz: I just type " /quit /quit"
(09:21:01) Bartimaeus: o.o
(09:21:04) Bartimaeus: Put someone's name after it.
(09:21:07) Bartimaeus: It kicks them instead.
(09:21:11) 13linkz: NO!
(09:21:15) Bartimaeus: i.e. /quit Bartimaeus
(09:21:18) 13linkz: I knew it would kick me
(09:21:33) Bartimaeus: Well, okay then.
(09:21:40) Bartimaeus: Enjoy not getting back at me. :o
(09:21:41) ChatBot: 13linkz logs out of the Chat.
(09:21:43) Bartimaeus: rofl

02/12/2013 8:36 PM (#1517) | Rating: Click the stars to vote!
on Jabber / Google Talk

(07:59:58 PM) rasta: hm
(08:00:26 PM) rasta: ich glaub ich beschäftig mich liebe rweiter mit der justiz
(08:00:46 PM) husten: du. päpste sind staatsoberhaupt.
(08:00:53 PM) husten: die sind justiz!
(08:01:06 PM) rasta: aber ich troll lieber von unten
(08:01:12 PM) rasta: und mach ned herrschaft
(08:01:13 PM) husten: ach komm
(08:01:18 PM) husten: bundespräsident
(08:01:20 PM) husten: hat keine macht
(08:01:30 PM) husten: aber eine tolle position zum trollen
(08:01:42 PM) husten: medienwirksam
(08:01:48 PM) rasta: ne werd ich ned legitimieren sowas
(08:01:57 PM) husten: machst du ja auch nicht
(08:02:02 PM) husten: dafür gibt's die nationalversammlung
(08:02:18 PM) husten: in der promis dich in deinen interessen durch die von dir nicht gewählten parteien vertreten
(08:02:41 PM) husten: es ist also quasi direkt von dir entschieden, wer bundespräsident_in ist
(08:03:06 PM) husten: das ist sowas wie räterepublik
(08:03:21 PM) husten: es passen halt nicht alle in so eine abstimmungshalle (bundestag)
(08:04:28 PM) husten: und daher sendet jede provinz (bundesland) ihre eigene vertretung (landtagsdelegierte) zu den sowieso am ort der abstimmung seienden unterstützer_innen (bundestagsdeligierte)
(08:05:07 PM) husten: einzig nach sozialistischem vorbild der theorien marx'
(08:05:11 PM) rasta: wovon laberst du gerade